[Comprehensive] About how Thanos died

It's another ordinary and beautiful day, the villain is making troubles every day, Zhenglian is saving the world every day, Superman is smashing buildings every day, magicians are dying every day, Superman's magic defense is zero and dodges every day... Hey, didn't hit?

The villain still showed a triumphant smirk.The Flash frightened and shook from behind. gif: "The bat was hit——"

Superman turned his head with a sunflower, and the little curly hair exploded: Where is my Batman? !I just put it here, where is a Batman that big and black? ? !

The villains were suppressed, but the Justice League hall was gloomy.

Because no one pays them battle damage (no)

#Cross out and start again#

Because the Chairman lost his super best sidekick, Wonder Woman lost her new ice cream machine, The Flash lost his infinite supply of refrigerators, Green Lantern lost his anonymous landlord, Martian Manhunter lost his Oreos… ...cough, all in all, Zhenglian's strategist and investor was hit by space magic and disappeared.

When Mr. Good's low pressure frightened the rest of the Big Five to be as quiet as a chicken, Batman did not encounter the crisis as they imagined.

When he fell out of the wormhole, he was still annoyed. If he hadn't paid too much attention to Superman, he wouldn't have failed to realize that the magic was actually directed at him.Ah, it's not because he's worried about Kryptonians, he's just afraid that Superman will be controlled by magic and destroy the world.

Batman stood in a fighting posture, vigilantly looking at the people in different clothes in front of him, all staring at him.

In the end, it was Captain America who broke the embarrassment in the conference room.Steve put down the so-called "Super British Damage Control Protocol", picked up the shield and put it behind him, and stood up to meet the dark and uninvited guests in front of him.

Bruce, the little prince of fashion, Wayne looked at the blond man wearing the American flag, with a complex expression under the mask: ... So the three primary colors are not the special aesthetics of aliens.

In any case, Batman successfully proved his identity as a partner of justice by virtue of his upright and resolute jaw (?), awe-inspiring aura (??) and invincible protagonist halo, and temporarily joined the Avengers team.

Justice League:? ? ?Close the door and put the puff pastry ready.

And inadvertently interrupted the prelude to the civil war, turning the situation in an unpredictable direction.

Today's big bat also has to save the world!

Because of the sympathy between the local tyrants, Bruce established a deep friendship with Tony in just half a day. (Bad friend, hello)

The richest man in New York faced the 1.9-meter-tall Gotham Prince without losing his aura at all, and sparks crackled in the eye contact.

Bruce sneered, and his opening was full of gunpowder: "The super-British agreement? To control war damage or control superheroes? Don't tell me you trust the government."

Tony replied unceremoniously: "Don't worry about control freaks, don't think I don't know that the data you just tried to calculate came from the monitor. I'm really worried about the privacy of your teammates, Cat Earman."

Everyone in the Avengers who witnessed the local tyrant war: trembling, afraid to speak.

"It's just a precaution, Superman doesn't care about such a small thing." Batman pulled off his mask, revealing his steel blue, deep and charming eyes and sweaty black hair.

He earnestly said word by word: "The information of Chaoying must not be owned by the government. This is not only for the consideration of the secret identities of superheroes, but also for world peace. No force should have a power far beyond ordinary people. It would tip the balance."

Tony was dumbfounded for a moment.He turned his eyes sideways and saw deep or shallow approval in the eyes of his teammates.No one really wants to sign that completely unequal treaty.He grabbed the agreement on the table and went back to his room.

However, he is the only one in the entire alliance to reveal his identity, to face the anger and accusations of the people, and to know how dangerous the situation of the Avengers is.

What can he do?

People who are ahead of the times, whether they are geniuses or lunatics, are always misunderstood.

Tony poured down bottle after bottle.He heard a knock on the door: "Jarvis, don't open the door." The door opened.Bruce walked around the empty wine bottles all over the floor and stood in front of Tony's bed.

Tony muttered dissatisfiedly: "Jia...oh, Friday." He raised his head angrily: "How did you get in?"

"Because Iambatman." Bruce answered lightly.

"Fuck!" Tony got even angrier.

Bruce just pretended not to hear: "I know what you think."

Tony scoffed.

Bruce looked at him like he was seeing himself.But no matter what he said, he knew that he still had Clark by his side, but Tony had lost the "person" who would accompany and trust him at all times.

So Bruce sat down and told a story in a flat voice about watchtowers and trust issues.

When he walked to the door, he heard someone who was very drunk asking, "Where is the watchtower...?"

"Space."

There was the sound of white paper being torn, and the debris was all over the floor.

The next day, Iron Man showed up at the breakfast table for the first time, beaming: "I have an idea. We need a satellite base."

Go to tm's government, I quit.

The Avengers rarely get together outside of missions.Tony showed almost one-sided doubts about the alliance on the Internet: "After the Ultron incident, the proportion of negative comments on the Internet has skyrocketed. You have also seen the attitude of the government. First of all, I have to admit that it is my fault. I created Ultron."

Steve interrupts Tony's remorse: "No, Tony. It's not all your fault."

Stark glanced at his blue eyes and nodded: "I know, this is just an intensification of contradictions. The government cannot tolerate an uncontrolled force, and public opinion is too easy to be guided."

Natasha concluded: "As long as we are still in the United States, we can only be restricted." Seeing Tony's surprised eyes, she smiled charmingly: "I am an agent, but I am not stupid."

Steve concluded: "We have to leave America." Tony added: "Move the base to space."

Hawkeye echoed: "I have no objection. My information cannot be mastered. I have to protect my family."

Wanda followed suit: "I'm a mutant, and I don't trust the government."

Seeing the unprecedented unity of everyone, Tony pursed his lips.Everyone understands that this is a last-ditch effort.

Seeing the serious expressions on everyone's faces, Steve stretched out his hand and said firmly, "Avengers—"

"assemble!"

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Justice League.Zatanna managed to locate Batman and activated the space-time device.Superman stood up without hesitation.

Of course, looking at the raging flames burning in Superman's eyes, no one wanted to rob him.

After a burst of white light, Superman disappeared without a trace.Green Lantern and The Flash looked at each other for a while, and played together again: The big blue guy is here, he can definitely bring the old bat back!

Wonder Woman shook her head: boys.Tsk.

Carl was so anxious that he was only thinking about his partner, whether he was injured or encountered an enemy. He didn't even pay attention to the small Kryptonian medical device on his body beeping. The blue system light flickered and then went out quickly.

However, following the familiar heartbeat, what he found was a handsome man with black hair and blue eyes in casual clothes without a bat mask.

"Bruce Wayne?!!"

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Superman: I want the Dark Knight!Not Playboy!return the goods! !

Note: Batman made a backup plan for everyone without telling Zhenglian, but it was stolen by the villain, and Zhenglian suffered heavy losses.After solving the villain, Batman was asked to withdraw from the Justice League, and Superman gave Batman a kryptonite ring to show his trust.Yes, the famous scene of giving the ring comes from here.

Super bat isrio! ! !Locked, do not accept rebuttals! !The natal cp is written later to show solemnity.

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