with the way

Chapter 13

On the first day Cheng En settled in Yushu Mountain, he received an invitation from Immortal Yanshu to drink.

Unexpectedly, there is a clear day and night in Xianshan. One person and one immortal are sitting on the roof of the hidden treasure pavilion in Yushu Mountain, each holding a pot of wine, Yan Shu is still vainly holding Cheng En.

There is a very big moon in front of you, and outside the Zangbao Pavilion is a vast and endless bamboo forest.

He had planned to tell Yan Shu about the two dumplings a long time ago, taking this opportunity, Cheng En told Yan Shu about Que Ting's passage in detail, so as not to forget it later.

Yan Shu didn't expect that there would be so many twists and turns in the whole trip to the Heavenly Court.

Cheng En has already picked the light and picked the heavy, but he still sees Yan Shu's face getting more and more ugly. If it were him, he would be terrified after the little doll beside him walked through the mountains of swords and seas of fire.He stepped forward and patted Yan Shu on the shoulder, and said in relief: "It's all right now, they are not all well, but I think I really need to train the Tuo Luo brothers in the future, two serious little fairies are actually let In the mortal world, a stinky Taoist priest is so bullying that he can't fight back, so there are so many rumors."

Seeing that Yan Shu didn't respond, Cheng En called out, "Yan Shu?"

Immortal Yanshu rubbed the back of Cheng En's neck and asked, "Are you injured?"

Cheng En tilted his head, pointed at himself, a little puzzled: "Me?"

Yan Shu repeated again: "Are you injured?"

What he couldn't deny was that even if Cheng En didn't care about what he said, and didn't even focus on himself, Yan Shu's focus was always on him, so cruel that he didn't even worry about the two. Put a doll on it.

There was something wrong with Cheng En. Although he was proud of getting Yan Shu to pay attention to him, he hurt his self-esteem as a man by saying this.To put it bluntly, at the beginning, he wanted to do things himself, but in the end it was nothing to be timid.

Cheng En muttered, "What can I do?"

Yan Shu circled the person closer, pressed Cheng En's forehead, and said, "Tell me later."

Cheng En said honestly: "Actually, I'm also to blame for my incompetence. If I were stronger, maybe it would be easier."

Yan Shu rubbed Cheng En's lips. The scenery on Yushu Mountain was so beautiful, the two of them were used to doing whatever they wanted, and no one else would disturb them.

The moon is gone, and the sky is pale.Yan Shu and Cheng En were enjoying themselves on the roof.Cheng En recovered from his lust, and saw two pairs of staring, shining eyes hidden in the grass not far away.

A Tuo and A Luo hid in the grass, watching them intently.

Cheng En forgot to breathe, jumped up in fright, and almost fell off the roof.

I'm going to die, and I'll lose face to my grandma's house.

Yan Shu brought the man back.A certain fairy who was in the midst of exuberance was suddenly interrupted, so naturally he had to continue.On the roof, Cheng En still looked at Tuo Luo below, put on his clothes quickly, and yelled to stop.The style is fierce, and Yan Shu can't refuse at all.After tidying himself up, he didn't forget to help Yanshu pull up his clothes.

Then he fled quickly.

Only then did Yan Shu notice the two dolls in the haystack, looking at A Tuo and A Luo with bitter hatred.

Ah Luo actually couldn't understand any of Yan Shu's expressions.The fairy of his family has always been happy and angry, as long as Yan Shu looks at him, he is very happy, waved his hands happily, and said happily: "Your Majesty, we are here, come and play with Luo."

Being far away, A Tuo only slightly realized that his lord was a little unhappy, but he didn't know why his celestial lord was unhappy.So he didn't stop the loudspeaker Ah Luo from showing his teeth and claws at the lord he admired, hoping from the bottom of his heart that A Luo could make his lord happy.

A Luo: "Your Majesty, you conjured up a moon for A Luo, can you change it again?"

Ah Luo: "Your Majesty, Lord Shanjian is at the door now, Ah Luo go and open the door!"

Arlo: "..."

Yan Shu angrily gave the two blind Douding a look, and said coldly, "Drive away."

Ah Luo was heartless with joy: "Ah Luo, go and help Junshang drive away Shanjian Xianjun, Junshang, please wait."

the other side.

The mountain slip that smelled Yuheng's breath yesterday roared to the sky: "I haven't seen Yuheng for a long time, I will come to you right away!" and ran up Yushu Mountain happily.

Shanjian ran directly to the back of Yushu Mountain this time. After searching for a long time, he finally found Yuheng who was... farming on the roof.

Shan Jian didn't realize what Yu Heng was doing at first, he stared blankly for a long time, only when the groans and the sound of water came over, did he realize that he was listening to Yu Heng's corner.

Shanjian ran away in a panic, and was unwilling to go back home like this, without getting any news.So he turned a corner, and with dark circles under his eyes, he waited overnight at the gate of Yushu Mountain.

When Yuheng finished his work, he should want to confide a thing or two to him, right?Why is it so sudden, which immortal made Yuheng fall in love with him? No wonder he was away for most of the day, so he went to pick up girls.

Shan Jian waited loyally, just for the sake of Immortal Yuheng's heart to sprout again, so that he could enlighten and enlighten him by the side.Shan Jian's persistence moved God, Ah Luo poked his head out from the crack of the door, and said to him: "Shan Jian Immortal, our Lord will drive you away."

A Tuo's little head also poked out from the crack of the door, and said: "Xianjun, I brought a broom this time, and I must drive you away, so you can go by yourself."

Shan Jian:? ? ?

Shan Jian:! ! !

Shan Jian wants to cry but has no tears.

Cheng En paced back and forth in Yanshu's room.

Finally decided to have a talk in Two Douding.

Cheng En didn't even want to risk his own face. Although he was not sure what to talk about, but for the sake of the flowers in heaven, this conversation was necessary.

So the magic stick blocked two little bean dings in the gate of Yushu Mountain.

The two little bean dings successfully chased Xianjun Shanjian away, and they were walking back.

On the way, A Tuo said worriedly: "Your Majesty, should you be happy now? Does Your Majesty not like Xianjun Shanjian, or we won't let him in in the future."

Ah Luo wanted to nod but didn't want to, he struggled and said, "But Immortal Shanjian always brings me some fun things."

A Tuo slapped him on the head: "You pighead, Shanjian Xianjun is not our lord, what does he do?"

Ah Luo was still reluctant to part with those things, and discussed: "How about, Your Majesty wants to drive Immortal Shanjian away and we will drive away. Maybe Your Majesty wants to see Immortal Shanjian one day?"

A Tuo nodded: "It makes sense."

Cheng En was in a fog when he heard that, when the two Doudings saw their hero, Ah Luo immediately remembered something, and threw himself at Cheng En's feet, buried his head and remained motionless.A Tuo immediately lowered his head, thinking that the hero had seen him crying, A Tuo felt extremely ashamed.

One on the leg, one in front, one hugging the leg, and the other bowing its head.Cheng En deeply felt that he had sinned deeply, so he opened his mouth with difficulty, "What happened just now..."

The two little peas looked at Cheng En in unison.

Cheng En: "..."

Under the pressure of a mountain, Cheng En said, "Maybe it will happen often in the future..."

The eyes of the two little Doudings flickered and sparkled immediately.

Cheng En broke out in a cold sweat: "This is a very normal thing, so..." You will know it when you grow up!

Cheng En really didn't have the cheek to finish the rest of the sentence, stomped his feet, couldn't hold on anymore and ran away.

In the next few days, Cheng En paid special attention to the behavior of Brother Tuo Luo.The reason was simple, he was worried that the two brothers were seeing things they shouldn't be seeing.After all, they were young, and I hadn't succeeded in counseling them before, which would have a bad influence on their weak hearts.Unexpectedly, A Tuo and A Luo should eat and sleep, but Cheng En didn't see any clues.

Cheng Shengun couldn't understand.

That's great, let's just pretend it didn't happen.

Cheng En's self-guiding ability is extraordinary, and when the pimples are gone, he prefers to nest with the two little ones, because the three of them have a strong revolutionary friendship and their relationship is thriving.

One day, A Tuo suddenly pulled Cheng En's clothes.

A Tuo hesitated to speak, thought about it in distress, and finally said: "Well, hero, Ah Luo has been having nightmares recently, and he doesn't even eat roast chicken."

Cheng En: Huh?

A Tuo put his hands behind his back, and said cautiously: "Hero, can you come down to the mortal world with me to buy roast chicken." As soon as the words fell, Mr. Tuo's white face burned by himself.

Seeing that Cheng En didn't respond, A Tuo continued: "Because of what happened last time, I think it would be better to find an adult to go with me."

Cheng En understands that A Tuo depends on his own personality in everything. Today, seeing him invite Cheng En to solve the problem together for the first time, he was a little excited. Although Cheng En didn't quite understand the connection between A Luo's nightmare and roast chicken, Still follow this logic and ask: "Is it enough just to buy it?"

A Tuo nodded affirmatively, and then gave Cheng En a demonstration.

At that time, Ah Luo was playing with mud under the flower tree alone with a dumpling.A Tuo walked over and said in a fluttering voice, "Ah Luo, roast chicken."

Ah Luo immediately withdrew his hands playing with the mud, and burrowed his head into the grass like an enemy, leaving only his butt outside.A childish cry came from the grass: "Don't roast chicken, never eat roast chicken again."

So Cheng En followed A Tuo and went down to earth to buy roast chicken.

Soon, A Tuo and Cheng En returned to the Heavenly Court with a fragrant roast chicken.Ah Luo was still nestling in the grass, crying and then fell asleep.A Tuo didn't mind waking him up at all, grabbed Ah Luo's feet, dragged him out of the haystack, and swung the roast chicken in front of Ah Luo's nose twice.

Ah Ro woke up soon after.

A Tuo took apart a chicken leg, gnawed on it, and said to A Luo: "A Luo, eat chicken."

Ah Luo's eyes lit up immediately, and he responded, "A Tuo, eat chicken!"

So the two little bean dices started to eat the roast chicken.

Cheng En was dumbfounded.

So far, according to Ah Tuo's reply, Ah Luo's nightmare has healed without medicine, and the nighttime sleep talk is all about roast chicken and saliva.Cheng En didn't ask for proof on this point. He only knew that from then on, Ah Luo would poke his head out from behind the pillar every once in a while, sneakily and excitedly said to A Tuo and the others: "A Tuo, hero, eat!" Chicken."

There are ninety-nine and 81 fairy mountains in the upper heaven, and palaces of all sizes are scattered among them.The life of the gods is comfortable and comfortable, and Cheng En is helping A Tuo as a martial arts instructor recently.

Don't look at Cheng Daoshi, who is incapable of literature and martial arts, can't control martial arts, weak and desolate, and can only stick yellow talismans on others' backs. He has his own experience in swordsmanship and stick techniques. According to the book of martial arts in Zangshu Pavilion, he taught little A Tuo well.

At least, Mr. Tuo's moves are no longer so difficult to explain in a word, and there is still a vague outline of a peerless hero.

One big and one small sweated in the front yard of Yushu Mountain, cherished the time, and made some noise for Ah Luo who was dozing under the nest tree.

Then the big one suddenly disappeared.

Yan Shu is always looking for his Taoist Cheng all over the mountain, and Cheng En is always snatched away by his fairy king in various places.Knowing that there were two more young ones, Cheng En talked about it and convinced his fairy that he had to go back to the room after having sex. Yan Shu finally happily agreed, but the result was that the two of them didn't step out of the room for three consecutive days.

Cheng En deeply realized how unrestrained Yan Shu was about this kind of thing.

I don't know how the cents are calculated, and whether losing too much kidney water will have adverse effects.

"I don't have any energy anymore." Cheng En said softly on his stomach.

After everything was over, Taoist Cheng almost lost consciousness. Yan Shu rubbed the center of his brows, used a spell to tidy them up, kissed Cheng En's forehead, a little reluctantly, "I'll go out for a while."

Cheng En waved his hand lazily, "Yeah." He has been here for almost ten days, and he has never seen Yan Shu go out. Xianjun always tries to torment him.If it wasn't for the inconvenience, he would like to get up and sing a song.

Yan Shu saw that Cheng En didn't look reluctant to part with him at all, so he refused to leave immediately.

Cheng En was very puzzled, why did the fairy keep lingering when he said to leave.Then Yan Shu leaned over and said in a petulant manner, "Kiss me."

After grabbing Yanshu and taking a bite, coaxing and cheating, he swore to God that he had issued three guarantees that he would wait for him at home, and Yanshu completed the task of going out.

Cheng En came out beating his waist like a newborn.When the soft wind blows, the ambiguous smell in the room is blown away at the air outlet.I happened to meet two Doudings under the window sill, holding their breath and staring in curiously.

Only then did Cheng En realize that he was listened to by these two little ancestors, and his old face blushed, especially when he heard Ah Tuo ask: "Hero, what have you been doing with our lord?"

Cheng En: "..."

After living for so long, Taoist Cheng finally knew how to write the word "shame".He smoothed out his messy clothes, and he could only laugh unnaturally: "Ah, I'm cultivating feelings with you Xianjun..."

Ah Luo raised his head, his eyes were full of curiosity: "Can Ah Luo see it?"

Cheng En: "..."

Cheng En scratched his somewhat messy hair, and said, "Not too good, not too good, I can't let others see it, haha..."

A Tuo pushed A Luo, and said: "I told you that you can't watch such things. I remember that Lady Qingling said that you can't watch the things of great immortals doing things like clouds and rain."

Cheng En's heart was suddenly turbulent.

Ah Luo felt a little regretful: "But it seems pretty..."

Cheng En's patriarch can't keep pretending.

Ah Luo scratched his head, and suddenly leaned towards A Tuo who was beside him, wanting to give a mouthful.

A Tuo stretched out his hand and pushed A Luo's white and tender face away, and said to Cheng En without looking sideways: "Don't worry, hero, we won't allow anyone to come in and see. Immortal Shanjian wanted to come in several times but I drove him away."

Cheng En: "..." In fact, he seemed to have met the legendary Shanjian Xianjun when he was very wrong.

A Tuo continued: "Your Majesty has stopped painting bamboo recently, so we have no use at all."

Cheng En asked curiously, "Does your lord paint bamboo?"

A Tuo nodded, and said affirmatively: "Your Majesty draws bamboo, and we give him ink. Your Majesty used to paint bamboo every day. After you come, hero, Your Majesty has been very busy."

To continue talking is to engage in business.With a sullen face, Cheng En said earnestly, "Is there anything new on the Wish List?"

After opening a small stove for Mr. Tuo for a while, Taoist Cheng felt more and more that the father and mother did not love the two children.The 1000 or [-] years of the Tuola brothers, and the ten-fold age gap, can't match the cultivation base of a stinky Taoist priest who built it with medicine.Ever since, Cheng En wanted to find some panacea for the two babies.Coincidentally, there is a reward column for bartering items in the Heavenly Court, nicknamed "Ruyi List", which is relatively deserted, and it is where some idle immortals come out to pass the time.Most of the tasks published in it are about collecting objects, which are more suitable for little fairies with little skill to exchange for some ordinary spirit treasures.

Although the prizes are some extremely ordinary magic weapons of the fairy family, they are of great benefit to Cheng En and the others, who are only mortal immortals with a cultivation base of only one Mimi.Ever since, Cheng En took Ah Tuo and Ah Luo and ran to the wish list without getting tired.

One thousand Golden Crow Feathers can be exchanged for a bottle of "Wumeng Pound Bozouni Pills", ten Changsheng Fruits can be exchanged for one "Perfect Ten Perfect Pill" and one hundred jade cicadas can be exchanged for three "Crimson Sha Baxian Crystal Pills" [-]. One foot of fallen flower red silk can be exchanged for a "Yuelao Landscape Folding Fan".

and so on.

Hearing Cheng En's question, A Tuo seemed a little embarrassed: "I've been watching you outside for the past few days, so I didn't pay much attention..."

Cheng En: "..."

Well, a Taoist priest with a dumpling in his left hand and a dumpling in his right is heading towards the Wish List.A Tuo didn't react at first, but after blinking his eyes, he had an epiphany.Kicking his legs, he said: "Heroes, heroes, put me down quickly, I am very heavy, I am already twelve hundred years old!"

Cheng En didn't think he was heavy, so he lifted it up and said, "Don't move around, you are only a little big, and you are not heavy at all."

A Tuo was extremely ashamed, he let the hero see him crying, and let the hero hug him a few times, he was really unmanly.A Tuo blushed, and A Luo who was opposite was holding Cheng En's neck and looking at him, and said fiercely: "A Luo, what are you looking at, you little bean!"

Most of the items on the Ruyi list were given to Cheng En to take away and feed them to Tuanzi, and it usually took several days for new items to appear.But look at the time, they should be able to catch up with the new ones at this time.

This time, they wanted to exchange a thousand pieces of ginkgo leaves native to Da Nishizawa for one of Yuelao's power-enhancing pills.

One person and two fairy boys went to Da Xize, the fairyland, to pick up ginkgo leaves.Naturally, the two balls rode the crane, and Cheng En was afraid that if he sat on it, the crane would turn into a dry crane, so he still went around the world with a dozen talismans.Mr. Tuo is very careful in everything he does. The talismans are faster than the cranes. Cheng En arrived late, and Mr. Tuo has already collected half a frame of leaves, and he is counting them seriously.Ah Luo lay down in the ginkgo leaf and fell asleep.

On the north shore of Da Nishizawa in the fairy world is a ginkgo forest, which is resplendent all the year round.In the afterglow of the setting sun, the ground is bright yellow, which is very beautiful.Cheng En and Ah Luo picked up a basket carefully.This could have been done with a few small spells, but it's a pity that Cheng En didn't have the talent to pick things up.

A Tuo was a little hesitant, he tilted his head, picked up the leaves absent-mindedly, and asked, "Hero, is it okay that you stay with us all the time?"

Cheng En sat down on the ground, waved his hands again and again, and said, "How come, Yan Shu is so kind to you."

After quickly collecting a basket of ginkgo leaves, Cheng En was in a good mood. He was about to get up and go to Yuelao Pavilion to exchange rewards when he was hugged firmly from behind.Immortal Yanshu's face was cold, his forehead rested on the back of Cheng En's head, "What are you doing here?"

Yan Shu didn't understand why he ran so far to pick up leaves.Turned the person over, took advantage of his unpreparedness, and kissed.

Cheng En: "Well—"

Yan Shu came to seduce Taoist Cheng again, and Taoist Cheng, who lacked concentration, accidentally fell for it.After understanding the meaning in Yan Shu's eyes, Cheng En unconsciously rolled his legs around Xianjun's waist.After the kiss ended, he came back to his senses, hurriedly backed out, and jumped off.

You must know that the atmosphere of the peach-red heart with red ears, red ears, and rising body temperature just now is really too dangerous, and there are two little ones here!

I saw the two dumplings standing not far away, with their backs to them, lowered their heads and covered their eyes with their hands.

Ah Luo actually woke up right now? !

Feeling ashamed, Cheng En looked at Yanshu and then at the two dumplings, at a loss for words, looked at Yanshu apologetically, expressing his rejection of a certain behavior tactfully for the first time.

Cheng En: "Yanshu, let me recite a mantra for you to purify your heart—to see that all five aggregates are empty, and overcome all hardships." He walked around Yanshu, danced and continued to chant: "nāmósà duōnán, sānmiǎosānpútuó .”

Yan Shu couldn't understand, and was about to change places for a multi-faceted and in-depth exchange of people, when Cheng En oiled the soles of his feet and ran away.Cheng En resisted the pressure: "ǎn,zhélìzhǔlì,zhǔntísuōpóhē."

Xianjun didn't take back the hand he just stretched out, which was a bit embarrassing.

The two little ones, pinching the timing, sneaked out a little seam together, and turned their heads.

Yan Shu got angry and disappeared in place with a black face.

Cheng En silently shut up: his heart beats like a river.

Cheng Daoshi picked up the dignity of the elders that had been shattered all over the ground, carried a pile of golden ginkgo leaves on his back, and followed the two boys flying in front to meet Yuelao for business.

There is a tall acacia tree in Yuelao Temple, and some wooden tablets with names are hung on it.It is rumored that the immortals who can get the blessing of Yuelao in the Yuelao Temple have made a vow of three lives. No matter how far apart they are, they can be guided by the red line to find each other.Yuelao is a bearded old man, dressed in red brocade, sitting on a rattan chair under the tree, looking at the pile of golden leaves happily, and giving them a big tonic one by one, even Cheng En has a share.

Yuelao walked towards A Tuo, smiling: "Little fairy boy."

Walking towards Ah Luo, still smiling: "Little fairy boy."

Yuelao walked towards Cheng En, paused for a while, and let out another long oh, still smiling: "Xiaoxian."

Cheng Enke was overjoyed, and swallowed this great tonic directly into his stomach.There are several versions of the legend about Yuelao in the world. The magic stick looked around curiously, rubbed his eyes, and realized that he could not actually see the name on the marriage card. What he just said should be his own hallucination.

The three of them happily returned to Yushu Mountain, only to find that it was snowing on the mountain.

Ah Ro immediately sneezed a series of sneezes.Ah Luo: "Ah Choo! Ah Choo! Ah Choo! Ah Choo!"

A Tuo despised Ah Luo for a while, and sneezed himself.A Tuo: "Ah Choo!"

Ah Luo kept sneezing, and he could laugh at Ah Tuo.The two babies immediately rolled in the snow, twisted into a ball and started to fight with snowballs.

Cheng En rubbed his sore nose: "..." Leng wow!

When Cheng Shengun found Yanshu in the bamboo forest of Houshan, the celestial lord Benxian was squatting on the ground, holding a good-looking sword, digging mud.

Yan Shu naturally knew who was coming, and he turned his back to Cheng En wherever he went.The magic stick tightly wrapped the fluffy crane cloak on his body, which he dug out from Yanshu's suitcase.The magic stick suppressed his heartfelt smile, and hugged his family Xianjun from behind.

Anyway, Daoist Cheng saw that his fairy king was so temperamental, not only did he not compare his heart to his heart, but he was quite happy.

The magic stick was still in a daze, and Immortal Yanshu had turned around at some point, looking at him expressionlessly.

Cheng En was taken aback, rubbed the hair of his family Xianjun, and kissed him.

Naturally, Yan Shu would not refuse.

After a long time, the kiss is over, so it's time to calm down.But Yan Shu turned his head awkwardly and complained, "You don't like being with me." He paused, wondering what words to use to describe his distress.

Cheng En understood, patted his chest, and said affirmatively: "I like it, it's very cool." If it weren't for the fact that he could find those two Douding in a certain corner every time his eyes were blurred, and the influence was too bad, he actually wished he could do it ten times a day. Two hours ah!

Yan Shu continued to be awkward, still expressionless: "Then why?"

Cheng En hugged his family Xianjun tightly, not knowing how to speak.

The magic stick thought for a while, and moved it with emotion and reason, "Yanshu, look at me," Cheng En pointed to his face, "the hall of tears is black, and the whites of the eyes are yellow," he walked a few more steps , crying: "staggering," finally turned his head, and concluded sonorously: "excessive indulgence."

Yan Shu let out a long snort, still turning his back to him, expressionless.

Cheng En patted Immortal Yanshu on the back lightly. Anyway, he had already comforted him, and after comforting him, he was about to run away.Then let the fairy grab the collar of the back coat, Yan Shu grabbed Cheng En and did not let go, and used the impact to vent his anger.