Bamboo Horse Restart Plan

In the following days, Sha Yiming would send Uncle Yan a message every morning, saying good morning, I love you, and at night before going to bed, Sha Yiming would send a message saying good night, I love you, without any other indication.

Uncle Yan is extremely disgusted, so is he pursuing himself?This method is too old-fashioned, the people who chased me ten years ago have already used it badly, can there be some fresh tricks?

After Mei Feiyu knew about this, he said, whether the method is old-fashioned or not, it is fine if it is easy to use. For this reason, the uncle chased Mei Feiyu and fought again, and dared to question his own definition of old-fashioned.

Uncle Yan knows this kind of routine. In the end, he will get you used to the daily greeting messages, and then suddenly stop sending them one day, making you uncomfortable and hooking you to contact him. Who is Uncle Yan? How could the suitor's appetite be hooked by this little bait, he didn't respond to a single message, he just concentrated on waiting for his message, and laughed at him when he took the initiative to contact him.

After hearing his uncle proudly express his thoughts to his uncle, Yan Xiping felt that Uncle Yan might have already taken the bait. First of all, his mentality was already in the state of paying attention to Sha Yiming, otherwise, he would not want to pay attention to his words at all. It can be ignored directly, this kind of high-spirited plan to slap him in the face every day is the state where the attention has been drawn away.

Mei Feiyu felt the same way, but he didn't say it, or he didn't have a chance to say it. After the two of you chased each other for a long time, he had already forgotten what he wanted to say. Forgot something can't remember.

It's Yan Xiping's birthday in a blink of an eye. The Yan family's children's birthdays are basically not big, only a few important ages will be big, such as full week birthdays, adult birthdays, etc. But starting from this year, Yan Xiping's birthday is also Luo Dongdong's It's a birthday, and it's the first one. According to the Yan family's custom, the first birthday is equivalent to a first birthday ceremony. Of course, it has to be a big celebration. Yan's mother plans to start preparations more than a month in advance.

After Yan Xiping found out about this, he expressed his thoughts. If it was a big deal, he would invite a lot of people Dongdong didn't know. He wouldn't have fun. In fact, he just needed to make it warmer and invite everyone he knew. That's good, Yan's mother thinks it's not bad. If their family makes a big fuss, it will be like a reception, a bunch of people chatting with each other, it's really not very suitable for Dongdong, and it should be based on warmth, after all It was Dongdong's first birthday and he must have a good impression.

Luo Dongdong was also looking forward to his first birthday. He drew a circle on the desk calendar early on, and secretly started preparing Yan Xiping's birthday present.

On the birthday, everyone from the Mei family and the Luo family was present. Mr. Luo also brought Li Teng and Liu Bin. When the two little guys introduced themselves to everyone, one proudly said that he was Luo Dongdong's apprentice, and the other proudly He said that Luo Dongdong was his daughter-in-law, and everyone laughed together, Yan Xiping's face turned dark, although he knew Tong Yanwuji and Liu Bin was a real child, so he probably meant to play, but he still felt uncomfortable , especially unhappy.

When cutting the cake, Yan Xiping specially cut a piece covered with blueberries and asked Luo Dongdong to put it in front of Liu Bin. When he was eating the fruit just now, he noticed that Liu Bin would eat everything except blueberries. Don't eat blueberries, let Dongdong deliver it to you now to see if you eat it or not.

Liu Bin's family education has many constraints, one of which is to go to someone else's house as a guest, even if the host doesn't like the things that are brought to him, he can't flatter the host's face, he has to eat a little bit, plus what Dongdong Duan gave him , No matter what, he wanted to eat, so he frowned, and ate the cake in small bites.

Yan Xiping felt refreshed, and Li Xu, who knew the inside story, looked at Yan Xiping's successful smiling face and quietly leaned over and said, "Does bullying a child give you a sense of accomplishment? How old are you?"

Yan Xiping said shamelessly, "12 years old."

Li Xu: "..."

Li Xu was defeated by Yan Xiping's shamelessness. Jealous men are really scary, they don't even want to lose face. He squeezed out a sentence through his teeth: "A friendly reminder, counting the past few years, you have already been in business."

Yan Xiping nodded, "Yes, I see."

what?Li Xu said helplessly: "You're not really a child, why don't you be so naive, don't you understand Tongyan Wuji?"

Yan Xiping was educational: "I understand, but bad signs should be caught from the baby and eliminated in time. A single spark can start a prairie fire, don't you understand?"

Li Xu asked helplessly, "Is your Chinese teacher okay?"

Yan Xiping looked at Li Xu with great interest: "It's not very good, I fell ill recently, and now the dean is taking over as a substitute, do you want to visit him?"

"I don't." Li Xu refused and said, "I guess he might be my physical education teacher. I have been bad at physical education since I was a child, so it's better not to see him."

"Oh?"

Luo Dongdong came over with a small bowl: "Brother Xipi, there is a big cherry hidden in it, you eat it."

Yan Xiping broke the big cherry in half, ate half and stuffed the other half into Luo Dongdong's mouth: "Eat Dongdong too."

Li Xu said speechlessly: "Can't you all have a great career and buy more? A cherry is also shared."

"What do you know?" Yan Xiping chewed the cherries and swallowed them: "It's a custom in our family. Everyone's birthday cake has a seasonal fruit hidden in it. Whoever eats it means that everything goes well and all wishes come true." .”

Li Yu laughed: "Oh, your family is so superstitious, it's time to eat sweet dumplings during the Chinese New Year."

Seeing him making fun of Yan Xiping, Luo Dongdong was upset, and said viciously, "Our family eats sweet dumplings during Chinese New Year, they are delicious."

Li Xu smiled even more cheerfully when he saw the child's aggressive appearance: "This child is too cute."

Yan Xiping intervened between the two of them and said, "This is the best wishes from the family members, you can't understand that no one has blessed you."

Li Xu was shocked, with his nostrils upturned: "Hmph, wait for your next birthday. I will dig out the cherries and eat them first, and then I will wish you to sing single love songs for the rest of my life."

Luo Dongdong poked his head out and said, "You have no chance."

Li Xu was puzzled: "Why?"

Luo Dongdong's eyes widened, trying to look fierce: "You bully brother Xipi, we won't invite you next time."

"Ah ha ha ha ha, oh no, I have a stomachache." Li Xu probably got retribution for laughing too wildly, so he laughed out loud, and squatted on the ground, not daring to get up.

Yan Xiping said leisurely, "You have been punished by heaven."

Li Xu stretched out a middle finger reluctantly: "Your family is a devil."

Luo Dongdong had never seen anyone give the middle finger, and asked in confusion, "Brother Xipi, what does he mean by that?"

Yan Xiping dragged the child away: "Don't bother with him, his finger is broken and I can't take it back."

"Oh."

Sha Yiming was also invited today. In order to prevent Mrs. Yan from staging violent martial arts on the birthdays of the two children, when Uncle Yan introduced Sha Yiming, he only said that he was a friend he met when he took the children out to play. Sha Yiming It was considered cooperative, he did what Uncle Yan said, but Mrs. Yan still noticed the clue, because his eyes had been glued to Uncle Yan from the very beginning.

Uncle Yan found that Sha Yiming was gone within a short time of going to the bathroom. He didn't think that person would leave without saying a word, so he hurriedly found Yan Xiping and asked, "Xiaoxi, did you see that stupid man?" Yet?"

"Saw."

"What about the others?"

Yan Xiping looked at Uncle Yan sympathetically and said, "I was called away by grandma."

Uncle Yan: "..."

Luo Dongdong stretched out his hand, shook Uncle Yan's eyes and asked, "Little Uncle, are you okay?"

Uncle Yan came back to his senses, "No, nothing, did you see where they went?"

Luo Dongdong: "I see."

Yan Xiping: "I didn't see it."

Luo Dongdong looked at Yan Xiping in confusion, he clearly saw it, why did he say he didn't see it.

Uncle Yan narrowed his eyes slightly: "Xiaoxi."

Yan Xiping sighed: "Little uncle, a big fool will be fine, what can an old lady do to a strong young man, can you touch porcelain?"

Uncle Yan said expressionlessly, "I'm afraid that idiot will anger your grandma."

Yan Xiping said nonchalantly, "That's even more impossible, don't worry, you'll only get mad at grandma if you pass by now, come, come, sing us a happy birthday song."

Luo Xiao, who had been not far away, said to Mei Feiyu: "Do you think that Xiaoxi's thoughts are a little too mature in the past two years?"

"Is there? Isn't Xiaoxi always precocious?" Mei Feiyu replied heartlessly: "Maybe it's because he has a dad mentality after picking up Dongdong."

Luo Xiao no longer expected his nervous lover to see anything, and continued to pay attention to Yan Xiping's situation on their side.

Uncle Yan was so upset by Yan Xiping that he went to find Sha Yiming again, ran to the stage and sang happy birthday to the two children, and sang several versions in all the languages ​​he knew, including the dialect version.

Li Xu leaned in the corner and looked at the bustling family, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart that Luo Dongdong is really lucky. This probably means that if he survives a catastrophe, he will have a future. The little guy has survived the initial ordeal and finally ushered in Good day for him.

When Uncle Yan sang the Beijing opera version of the happy birthday song, Sha Yiming finally came back with Mrs. Yan. Uncle Yan lost his mind and lost the beat, so he stopped singing and threw the microphone to Mei Feiyu and ran to Mrs. Yan. Mrs.'s side.

The old lady Yan glanced at her son angrily: "What are you doing?"

"Uncle Yan immediately faltered: "It's okay. "

The old lady Yan snorted coldly: "I didn't do anything to him, I just warned him that if he dared to approach my son's house, he would be chopped into meat buns."

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Uncle Yan turned his head and glanced at Sha Yiming who was not far away, Sha Yiming smiled softly at him, Uncle Yan shuddered a bit, looked at Old Madam Yan and said seriously: "It's well chopped."

Li Teng, who had been following Luo Dongdong as a tail, suddenly took the microphone in Mei Feiyu's hand: "Today is my master's birthday, and I want to give my master a set of graceful fists."

One sentence gathered everyone's attention, and everyone looked at the little guy who was posing.

The author has something to say: Uncle Yan: "What did my mother say to you?"

Sha Yiming: "She said she wanted to eat steamed stuffed buns, and I promised to buy her."

ps: Notice in advance, Dongdong will grow up in a few chapters, and he will always fall in love, right?

And the title of the article was changed to "Bamboo Horse Restart Plan"