Bamboo Horse Restart Plan

The more Uncle Yan got angrier, the hungrier he felt. Originally, he ate lunch in the afternoon, and now it's not too late. It's not too much to make up for a dinner. Then he proposed to go to that seafood restaurant to have a meal. His house is nearby. The food looked the best. Luo Dongdong expressed no objection because the shrimps there were big and fresh. Yan Xiping also expressed no objection because Luo Dongdong liked to eat them. The unanimous vote was approved. Seafood restaurant marches.

Let’s just say that this world is not small, and I met Sha Yiming again when I was ordering food, and the most important thing is that the woman next to me has changed again. If the one in the afternoon was the indifferent type, then this one is the charming one. Enchanting and seductive, coupled with the location and this time period, it is impossible to think about it.

Uncle Yan thought to himself, this stupid big man will enjoy a good time, one after another beauties, I don't know if he can bear it, if this is someone else's crush again, it will be a lot of fun.

Compared to Uncle Yan's mentality of just watching the excitement, Yan Xiping's mood is not so good. He was still hooking up with his little uncle in the afternoon, and now he is going out with a beautiful woman. It's the scumbag's turn, I wish him the rest of his life that he won't be hard when he sees a woman, and his head will be covered with a green cloud.

Luo Dongdong felt Yan Xiping's anger, and secretly pulled Yan Xiping's sleeve: "Brother Xipi, what's wrong?"

"Ah? It's okay." Yan Xiping came back to his senses and began to think of bad ideas. He remembered that his little uncle loved him to death. It might be impossible to change the bad relationship between them, but it's possible to make a little trouble now. .

Yan Xiping took advantage of his little uncle's time picking seafood and dragged Luo Dongdong to Sha Yiming: "You idiot, you want to treat us to dinner again."

Seeing that Yan Xiping was very happy, Sha Yiming hurriedly raised his head to look for Uncle Yan. After finding the target, he was overjoyed and said simply: "Okay, Brother Sha treats you to dinner."

The beautiful elder sister beside him smiled and said, "Master Sha, these two children are really cute, are they your friends?"

Sha Yiming frowned. He didn't think so before. Ever since Luo Dongdong called him a big brother, he somehow felt that others were calling him a fool. Was he that stupid?

Uncle Yan wandered over after picking out the seafood and said, "Oh, isn't this an idiot? I've changed my kung fu to another one after a while. I have a good eye. This one is much better than the previous ones."

The beautiful elder sister didn't change her expression, her charming smile didn't change at all, and said politely to Uncle Yan, "Thank you for the compliment."

Uncle Yan became interested, this girl is calm enough to communicate, although Uncle Yan doesn't care about Sha Yiming now, but he is most annoyed by people who cast their nets everywhere, like choosing a harem However, he was still one of the candidates in that person's eyes, and he felt extremely unhappy, and he would not be happy if he didn't toss.

Uncle Yan changed into a playboy in seconds: "A beautiful woman has a noble surname, let's make friends."

"Okay." The beautiful sister was also unambiguous, and took out a fragrant flower-shaped business card on her chest, stuffed it into Uncle Yan's shirt pocket, and said, "Contact me when you are free."

Uncle Yan, who was being molested, took out his business card in a calm manner, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it lightly, and then read out the name on it: "Mei Nu, a beautiful woman, really lives up to her name."

"Thank you for the compliment."

Yan Xiping pulled Luo Dongdong in front of him and covered his eyes. He couldn't let him see this unsuitable scene, and there was nothing to learn about picking up girls.

Luo Dongdong obediently let Yan Xiping cover his eyes without protesting, but his small ears stood up straight, and he could hear more clearly when he couldn't see his eyes.

Uncle Yan and the beautiful sister began to chat with each other, and when Sha Yiming realized it, the two of them had gone from getting to know each other to chatting about the philosophy of life, and they seemed quite happy. How do you say this? On one side is the handsome young man I have a crush on, and on the other side is the handkerchief handkerchief girl who came to blind date with my mother's gold token token.

The waiter brought a few people to the private room to sit. The seats were clearly divided. Uncle Yan and the beautiful sister sat on one side, and the two younger sisters sat on the other side. .

After the meal was finished in an extremely weird atmosphere, Sha Yiming, who was in charge of paying, seemed to really only have to pay the bill. He only said one sentence during the whole meal: the waiter pays the bill.

After eating, Uncle Yan said a light thank you, and left with the two children. The beautiful sister's eyes seemed to be 502, firmly stuck to Uncle Yan's body, and Sha Yiming's heart was vomiting blood.

Seeing the three people walking away, the beautiful sister turned around and said, "Young Master Sha, you haven't spoken all this time."

Sha Yiming thought to himself: Did you give me a chance to speak?

No matter how much he complains in his heart, he still has to maintain his gentlemanly demeanor. Although Sha Yiming admits that he doesn't actually have that crap, he still has to put on a face. Shall I take you home?"

"Of course." The beautiful sister smiled charmingly: "It's so far away from the city, and it's not safe for me to go back by myself. Now I'm going to report various incidents about taxis, and I'll be afraid."

Sha Yiming thought in his heart: It is not safe, but it is not you who are not safe, but those simple taxi drivers. No matter what, Sha Yiming still wants to send him back, otherwise his mother will definitely not let him go. He couldn't live up to himself, so he held back a wave of evil fire and took the beautiful sister into the car.

On the way, the beautiful elder sister seemed to want to make up for what she hadn’t said to Sha Yiming at the dinner table. She talked endlessly about Sha Yiming. I am Shao Sha."

The beautiful elder sister thought that Sha Yiming felt that her name was natural, so she changed her name to Yiming naturally, and called several fluently, each sound with a hook.

Sha Yiming became even more irritable, thinking that I told you not to call me an idiot, but you just followed the stalk, and you called me by name if you didn't know him well. At this moment, he completely forgot that he knew Uncle Yan's name when he knew it. I took off my surname and called Xiao Hai directly. This is a double-standard scene where I can do whatever I want but you can’t.

No one cares about how Sha Yiming was abused by the beautiful sister. Uncle Yan took the two children for a walk on the beach to eat and then took them back to sleep. He will go to the next destination tomorrow. , Luo Dongdong hasn't been to the underwater world yet, and plans to take him to play around.

Uncle Yan had to drive during the day, which required more physical exertion than the two children, so he fell asleep as soon as he went to bed, and the two children slept on the other side, touching each other and whispering.

Luo Dongdong hugged Xia Liang and was looked at the roof of the car and asked, "Brother Xipi, what does the underwater world look like?"

Yan Xiping is not very interested in these things. He only went there once when he was a child in his previous life, and his memory has long since faded. He even guessed and said: "The underwater world is full of animals in the sea, just like you go to the zoo. , The underwater world is full of sea animals, such as various fish, dolphins, starfish, seahorses, seabirds..."

Luo Dongdong felt something was wrong: "Brother Xipi, can seabirds still swim?"

"Eh..." Yan Xiping wanted to slap himself a little bit, and he said it smoothly for a while, but he thought about it for a long time, and finally got it back: "I'm talking about birds in the sea, such as penguins or something."

"Is a penguin a bird?" Luo Dongdong hasn't learned biology yet, so he still doesn't know the difference between these species.

Yan Xiping had no idea, after all, it had been too long, but he had the impression that his biology teacher had said this before, so he replied with some hesitation: "Yes..."

"Oh." Luo Dongdong didn't hesitate, Brother Xipi said yes, then he thought of another thing: "What does the seahorse look like, does it run fast?"

"Come on, it's called a horse, it should run pretty fast." Yan Xiping replied with certainty, in his eyes the horse was going to run fast.

Luo Dongdong babbled and asked a lot of things, until he was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes and fell asleep. Yan Xiping secretly wiped his sweat. This little ancestor has a hundred thousand reasons. I don't know how he thought of so many things. The problem is that it is impossible for me to know so many things, but I am not reconciled to admit that I don't know, after all, I know everything in Dongdong's heart.So he secretly took out his mobile phone and started Baidu to prepare for tomorrow's game.

Luo Dongdong slept too late at night, and when he opened his eyes the next day, he had already arrived at his destination. Yan Xiping was making food at the water table, and Yan's mother stuffed a lot of semi-finished products in the small refrigerator, which could be eaten after simple processing. Luo Dongdong Following his instinct, he touched Yan Xiping's side, and he half-closed his eyes and said, "Brother Xipi, you're hungry."

Yan Xiping stuffed the freshly cut egg into Luo Dongdong's mouth and said, "If you're hungry, go wash up quickly. After breakfast, we should go in and play."

"Where's little uncle?"

"He's gone to buy tickets. There are few people now, otherwise there will be a long queue." After Yan Xiping finished speaking, he brought breakfast to the dining table and said, "Go and wash up, I'll see if little uncle is back."

"Oh."

After Uncle Yan came back, he told the two children that he met Sha Yiming again when he was buying the ticket, and the girl next to him was changed again, she looked like a gentle and virtuous type, Yan Xiping's feeling was simply indescribable. , What on earth is this stupid big guy going to do? Even if he is not with his little uncle now, he doesn’t want to play with him like this. Shameless.

Uncle Yan asked puzzledly: "Xiao Xi seems to dislike that big stupid guy very much."

Yan Xiping thought to himself: If I don't like you, can I stay out of the trap?

Before Yan Xiping could reply, there was the sound of knocking on the glass outside. Several people looked outside, and saw that Sha Yiming was knocking on the glass one by one, to see if it meant that they couldn't see where they were, for fear that they wouldn't hear them.

Yan Xiping finally understood what this man relied on to take down his brother-in-law, probably because of shamelessness.