He is from a fighting nation

Zhou Xiangwan thought about it from a strange angle, and as always missed the point, saying: "Why should I sell you? If they want to buy it, they will buy me. I can see that it is very valuable!"

Wu Liang: "...Oh."

The river was not deep, and the water line only reached Zhou Xiangwan's waist. Zhou Xiangwan supported the ground with one hand, jumped onto the shore lightly, and stretched out his hand to pull Wu Liang. Wu Liang was so cold that his teeth were chattering, and he pulled Zhou Xiangwan Climbing up with wrists, hands and feet, his physique has improved a lot in Zhou Xiangwan's devil training recently, but he is still very afraid of the cold, dripping ice water all over his body, shaking like a leaf in the wind, stuttering and rigorously analyzing: "Unreasonable...why didn't the river freeze..."

"I had someone knock the ice off half an hour ago. There was only a thin layer just now." Zhou Xiangwan picked up Wu Liang and ran, splashing water all over his body, and said innocently: "I think Winter swimming, and then go to the sauna."

Wu Liang was inconceivable, vicissitudes and desolation: "Sometimes... I don't understand...why...you can always create difficulties for yourself inexplicably..."

Zhou Xiangwan held Wu Liang in his arms, put him on his back, his heart was filled with compulsion, and he said with a final word: "Because I did it!"

Wu Liang: "..." Zhou Xiangwan's positioning of himself was so accurate that it made people speechless for a while.Wu Liang choked, and said, "Why did you put me on the bear's back?"

In the next second, Zhou Xiangwan told Wu Liang the answer with his actions. He patted Hee Hee's fat buttocks hard, and shouted, "Hee Hee! Let's go!"

Wu Liang: "!"

Hee hee gave a bear roar to the sky, hunchbacked Wu Liang spread his paws and ran wildly, ha ha came from behind, ran in front with his little hoofs, screaming.

Along the way, the cold wind howled, Wu Liang turned his head, and the roar was broken into pieces: "Zhou Xiangwan!"

Zhou Xiangwan waved while running, and said cheerfully, "I'm here!"

Wu Liang lay on the bear's back and yelled heart-rendingly: "Zhou Xiangwan, make it stop! This is a bear, weighing more than 200 catties!!!"

Zhou Xiangwan opened his arms and chased after him with his head raised, like the silly son of a landlord: "I know, Wu Liang, the bear hair is super warm!"

Wu Liang hugged the bear's head and was knocked to pieces. The low-hanging branches hit his face with cold snow. He had no choice but to crazily call the brown bear's name, turning himself into a ghost The appearance of the video: "Hee hee! Hee hee! Stop! остановиться! Hee hee! Ah!!!" Unexpectedly, Wu Liangyue shouted, hee hee ran faster, and with a dexterity that seriously didn't match its weight, a fat bear stood up , jumped over a row of rose bushes with Wu Liang on his back, and landed steadily.

Zhou Xiangwan has always thought that the scenes in Japanese TV dramas in which the male protagonist chases the female protagonist’s leaving car are very romantic and beautiful, but now he is timid when he sees the car, let alone chase it.Fortunately, in Zhou Xiangwan's simple mind, he felt that chasing a bear was similar to chasing a car, or even slightly better, natural and romantic.

Zhou Xiangwan ran so hot that he caught up with Wu Liang within a few seconds, hugged him and rubbed against him, very happy, "Wu Liang, I caught you! Ulala!"

"You..." Wu Liang screamed until his eyes turned black, raised his hand to wipe his face, and wiped off the ice scum, thinking sadly that although he was not buried in the garden by the oligarchs, he might really die in Russia, feeling weak Said: "Zhou Xiangwan, you little bastard..."

Zhou Xiangwan rubbed Wu Liang's face and said, "Go, it's almost freezing, let's go to the sauna!"

Behind the rose bushes is a castle. The castle stands quietly on a piece of plain snow. It is very low-key. There is only a yellowish light on the second floor. The velvet on the ground is bulging, and there is no footprint. There are not many servants.

(Note: The following reference article "Must go to sauna experience in Russia")

Russian saunas are known as "the world's four major types of baths", but compared to the other three - Finnish baths, Turkish baths and Japanese baths, Russian baths are full of hard-core combat atmosphere, such as many Russians Before taking a bath, I would roll a few laps in the snow, or even jump straight into the ice cave to soak for a while, and then go to the sauna room to accept the test of high temperature after my heart cools down.

Zhou Xiangwan and Wu Liang happened to go through this process, and the arrangements were properly made.Holding Wu Liang's hand, Zhou Xiangwan walked through the open-air swimming pool, and before entering a small wooden house built of birch trees, he put a Budyonny hat on Wu Liang. Pointy, with a big red five-star in the center of the hat, and foldable ear protectors hanging on the side of the hat. Wu Liang puts on the hat and feels like he has a strong atmosphere of the Northeast.

The moment Wu Liang walked into the sauna room, an overwhelming heat wave rushed towards his face. There were red-hot stones piled up in the corner. Zhou Xiangwan scooped up a spoon and poured water on it, only to hear it The sound continued, and the room was quickly filled with hot white mist, which was inhaled into the lungs, stuffy and hot, and Wu Liang sat in the corner, feeling difficult to breathe.

After Zhou Xiangwan finished pouring water, he was wearing a bath towel, revealing his impressive size. Wu Liang couldn't see Zhou Xiangwan's movements clearly, and could only hear his ambiguous voice softly in his ears: "You pump first. Me, or should I smoke you first?"

The two had just entered the probationary period of their relationship, and they reunited after a long absence. Now they are alone and living in the same room wrapped around a bath towel, something must have happened.Wu Liang's train of thought suddenly ran away in an indescribable direction. As a 30-year-old adult man, he knew everything he should know, and his brain power was quite strong. His Adam's apple twitched, and he thought—— finally Alright, take a position!

However, Wu Liang has no experience in this field, and the hardware facilities are still good and bad. He was afraid that he would not make the honorable late bean princess comfortable, and he would have to coax people for a long time, so he made a decision immediately, and said in a shy voice: "You ...You do it first. Zhou Xiangwan, can you be a little lighter? I'm not used to...this kind of thing..."

It was the first time for Zhou Xiangwan to hear such a request, and he wondered, "Isn't it more comfortable to use more force? You just have to smoke hard to feel good!"

When Wu Liang heard the picture, he felt ashamed, frightened and dizzy. When he thought of Zhou Xiangwan's size, he felt that he might not be able to bear it, but he really couldn't refuse Zhou Xiangwan, so he clenched his fists and asked Said: "You, have you brought lubricating oil?"

"What is it? It doesn't sound easy to use." Zhou Xiangwan took down a small white bottle from the cupboard, unscrewed the cap, picked a big lump and rubbed it on Wu Liang's back, and quickly kissed Wu while wiping it. After taking a few sips, he said, "I ordered it in Switzerland. Is it delicious? Honey flavor, this one is more moisturizing than the peach flavor. After smoking, the skin will become smoother the next day."

Wu Liang was so dizzy from the steam, he didn't hear anything strange at all, and obediently turned his back to Zhou Xiangwan, thinking: "Why is Zhou Xiangwan's foreplay so strange..."

"Lie down." Zhou Xiangwan finished applying the moisturizer, lightly bit Wu Liang's shoulder, and said, "It's your first time steaming, I will take it lightly. If you feel pain, don't bear it, just tell me. "

Wu Liang lay on the wooden chair and hummed, both scared and nervous, with a hint of anticipation.

If the target is Zhou Xiangwan, no matter how painful it is, he is willing.

Zhou Xiangwan pulled away Wu Liang's bath towel, squeezed his waist, and said softly in his ear: "You should tell me if you feel comfortable, I want to hear you scream."

Wu Liang: "..."

Zhou Xiangwan said proudly again: "Everyone else is so excited, I think my skills must be very good! Don't worry!"

Wu Lemon Essence Liang felt a little sour in his heart. He didn't know how many people Zhou Xiangwan was referring to. He couldn't help but feel jealous, and felt that he was not qualified to argue with Zhou Xiangwan about this. Tighten your fist.

Zhou Xiangwan turned around, picked a bundle of lush oak branches from the cabinet, held up the branches, compared the angles, and slapped Wu Liang's back. The pain was not so painful, but the leaves were rattling Damn, it immediately reminded Wu Liang of the fear of being carried on Hee Hee's back, walking through the grove, and being beaten by the branches.

Wu Liang:? ? ?

Wu Liang was whipped, twisted his neck in disbelief, gritted his teeth and said, "You mean whipping me with a tree branch?!"

Slapping the body with birch or oak leaves is a feature of Russian baths. Compared with birch, Zhou Xiangwan prefers oak leaves. The taste is fresh and cold, and it can also shrink pores.

Zhou Xiangwan also had question marks all over his face: "That's right, otherwise would I still slap you? How could I possibly slap you?!"

Wu Liang was completely lost in the steam, and said word by word: "...Zhou Xiangwan, did you do it on purpose? Why did you say such strange things?"

Zhou Xiangwan asked suspiciously, "Ah? Which sentence?"

"It's nothing." Wu Liang thought about it carefully, and said weakly, "Who are you referring to?"

Zhou Xiangwan mused, "Anyone else... Qian Meng? My grandfather, Ah Qiang, Ah Zhen... I have basically beaten everyone in my family. They all said that I am good at skills!"

Zhou Xiangwan shook the leaves, showing the smile of a 35-year-old health care guru who has no desires and desires: "The whole body needs to be pumped, which can promote blood circulation."

Wu Liangsheng wiped his face resignedly, and after a while, said: "You smoke it. Smoke it as you like."

Zhou Xiangwan slapped Wu Liang's butt, and said, "Are you happier? Are you angry with me for throwing you into the river just now?"

"It's okay." Wu Liang said "happy" all over his face, wishing to dig out his brain and have a good meal, "I'm really okay."

Just like that, in the remote hut, Wu Liang was cracked by Zhou Xiangwan, his whole body was covered with cold and fragrant oak leaves, his skin was glowing beautiful pink, he looked as if he had experienced something indescribable The thing, unfortunately, was pulled out by the branches.

Zhou Xiangwan was still waving twigs, exuding the temperament of a mysterious and ruthless queen: "Why are you silent? Are you upset?"

The gap between the ideal sex and the reality is too big, irreparable and desperate.Wu Liang raised his head and let out a perfunctory ah, his eyes were out of focus, and his face was detached like he was about to become a Buddha.