He is from a fighting nation

The two sat down, Wu Liang sat upright, holding a bucket of popcorn in his arms, Zhou Xiangwan crossed his legs, and drank milk tea casually.At the climax of the movie, spring-like long hair gushes out from the mouth of the well, and the long hair is like tentacles, dancing like a group of demons, dragging the screaming protagonists into the well one by one, Zhou Xiangwan yawned, He finds it a little boring. Compared with ghost movies, he prefers bloody and violent movies. A bunch of people with blood on their heads and faces shoot each other with guns.

Wu Liang was quiet and focused, light and shadow scattered, soaked into the black eyes, the pupils were flashing with colorful neon, Zhou Xiangwan glanced sideways for several times, and suddenly slowly moved closer to Wu Liang's ear, trying to pretend to be a ghost afraid of ghosts. Weak chicken, grabbing Wu Liang's attention.At this moment, there was a shrill scream in the video, Wu Liang was shocked, his breath was suffocated, and the whole bucket of popcorn was thrown out, he turned his head and stared at Zhou Xiangwan in horror, "You What are you doing here?!"

With a head of popcorn on his head, Zhou Xiangwan was confused and said, "Huh???"

"You..." Wu Liang waved his hands, feeling tight in the chest and short of breath, unable to speak.

At this moment, a black figure suddenly stood up in the front row. The girl took a piece of popcorn from her hair and was about to scold someone when she saw Zhou Xiangwan's face clearly. , said, "Fuck, my husband!"

Zhou Xiangwan "???"

The girl covered her mouth in surprise, and sat down immediately. In the background music of the horror movie, she and her little friend put their heads together and screamed, "Ah, ah, I got it for real, my god and my husband My love is real!!!”

Wu Liang "..."

Wu Liang almost recovered, and whispered to Zhou Xiangwan, "Don't approach me suddenly. A big white face stretched out from the side, it's very scary."

Zhou Xiangwan scratched his face, and said dissatisfiedly, "Hey, take a closer look, how can my face be scary?" Zhou Xiangwan said, thinking about something wrong, he forced Wu Liang's hand to face Fang, "I don't have a big face, it's a pretty boy with a super-proportioned face!"

Wu Liang withdrew his hand and said, "It has nothing to do with what you look like!"

Wu Liang originally planned to watch the domestic horror movie as a relaxing and funny movie, but Zhou Xiangwan was so frightened that his legs went limp. After leaving the movie theater, his palms were still sweaty, sticky, and very uncomfortable.

Wu Liang said, "Zhou Xiangwan, I'm going to the bathroom, you wait here for me."

Zhou Xiangwan "Aren't you going to be with me?"

Wu Liang said, "No plan. You signed the contract six hours ago."

Zhou Xiangwan nodded and said disappointedly, "Oh. Remember to call me if you need something."

Zhou Xiangwan played with his mobile phone for a while, and suddenly found a dejected big rabbit standing next to the claw machine in the corner, with his ears hanging down, and he was weakly handing out leaflets.

Zhou Xiangwan thought to himself, "If I got into the rabbit and waited for Wu Liang to come back, what would I do if I couldn't find me? Maybe I would walk around in a hurry, and then I would pop up suddenly to surprise him. Wow, fun!"

Zhou Xiangwan did what he said, and gave the man 500 yuan, and temporarily borrowed a rabbit costume for half an hour. The so-called money can solve most problems. Putting on the doll, Xiang Wan teased, "Young man, how about making your girlfriend happy? Do you want to go downstairs to buy lipstick? It's more effective than anything else."

Zhou Xiangwan put on the rabbit head and said, "No. I don't have a girlfriend."

The uncle was surprised and said, "You are so handsome, but you don't have a girlfriend? Hey, young man..." The uncle took out his mobile phone, "Look, this is my niece, a kind-hearted civil servant... Boy, where are you from? Arica? Chinese Very well said."

Zhou Xiangwan interrupted, "But I have a boyfriend. He will come right away."

Uncle "!!!...Oh. British?"

Zhou Xiangwan "..."

Zhou Xiangwan confirmed that the clothes were put on, and imitated the man just now, leaning against the wall, handing out leaflets like a gentleman, even through a thick layer of fabric, there was a kind of madness that you couldn't catch. , After waiting for a long time, Wu Liang finally appeared.

Wu Liang kept thinking about Zhou Xiangwan's shopping list, and bought two more shaving machines and hair curlers. As he walked, he suddenly found that his sleeves were pilling. The more he walked, the more uncomfortable he went, and he went to the toilet again. Shave the hairballs before they come out.

He came from the corridor with a bag in his hand. Zhou Xiangwan was not there and was about to make a phone call. He looked at the rabbit next to the claw machine for a second, and immediately felt that something was wrong.

Wu Liang's memory was almost unforgettable, and he realized in an instant that the rabbit was no longer the same rabbit as before.

This rabbit is too tall, its chubby body has been propped up by the people inside, and it has become slender and straight. The rabbit will look at him from time to time, and then immediately look away, as if to say——I am Zhou. Xiang Wan, come and expose me!

Wu Liang glanced around, not understanding why Zhou Xiangwan wanted to conceal his identity, combined with his ups and downs in a wealthy career, he suspected that Zhou Xiangwan was being targeted.If so, should I talk to him, will it be exposed?

Zhou Xiangwan watched Wu Liang standing where he was, and looked around indifferently, without the slightest sense of nervousness that he was lost, and did not call him, and played with the claw machine as if nothing had happened, and even played Very badly, coins were thrown in one after another, but a doll was not caught.

Zhou Xiangwan walked over, spread his fluffy palms, and signaled Wu Liang to give him a game coin. Wu Liang hesitated for a moment, then reached out and shook his palm, like playing a handshake game with a dog.

Zhou Xiangwan "..." Wu Liang, what kind of brain circuit!

Zhou Xiangwan pointed to the claw machine again, and Wu Liang put the game coins into Zhou Xiangwan's hands.

When Zhou Xiangwan was in his teens, in order to pretend to be aggressive, he bought a claw machine and put it at home. He practiced hard at catching dolls. Basically, he could catch dolls once in three times, which was very stable.

Zhou Xiangwan grasped whichever one was easy to grab, and the detached iron claws wobbled until the time was up, then they automatically stretched down and sank into the pile of dolls. When they came up again, there was a husky the size of a palm hanging on them If you can't drop it, it looks dangerous.Wu Liang couldn't help holding his breath, staring at it without blinking.At this time, a delicate voice suddenly came from behind, "Hey, hello!"

As soon as the words were finished, the husky had already dropped from the delivery port. Zhou Xiangwan bent down to pick up the husky before looking back.

It was the girl who was splashed with popcorn at the movie theater just now, holding her little sister's arm, and greeted Wu Liang with a smile, "Wow, that's amazing. We've never been able to catch this thing. I always think it's a scam."

Wu Liang showed a commercial smirk, looking polite and sincere.

The girl also smiled and said, "God, are you from Peking University? I seem to have seen you in school. Shall we leave a WeChat account?"

Zhou Xiangwan was bored in the doll costume, and thought to himself, "My husband called me, but it turned out that I asked the male god to ask for a WeChat account. Sure enough, I shouldn't have dressed Wu Liang so tenderly. Well, someone accosted him, I'm still in a rabbit."

Wu Liang smiled and said, "I graduated a long time ago. I just got married this year, maybe I'm grabbing dolls to make you think I'm young."

Zhou Xiangwan stretched out his rabbit's paw, and patted Wu Liang's shoulder in comfort, thinking, "Wu Liang is a wife who just opens his mouth. Hmph, old straight man."

The girl's smile froze, she couldn't believe that Wu Liang was already married, Wu Liang's intention of declining was very obvious, the girl exchanged some pleasantries, and then she dragged her companion away.

Zhou Xiangwan was very satisfied, and he didn't know what he was satisfied with, so he handed the little husky to Wu Liang, and Wu Liang took it as a matter of course.

Zhou Xiangwan paused for a moment, realizing that Wu Liang had recognized him, jumped up, and said in a high-pitched voice, "Hey!"

Wu Liang was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly realized, "Oh, it turns out that Zhou Xiangwan was playing with me, like a child playing hide-and-seek." Realizing this, Wu Liang mobilized all his acting skills, and said dryly, "Wow, Zhou Xiangwan is playing hide-and-seek with me." , so you are here."

Zhou Xiangwan "..."

Zhou Xiangwan took off his hood and shook his hair, "Stop pretending, if you didn't know it was me, you wouldn't have accepted what I gave you. Why don't you hang out with that girl? She's still a junior."

Wu Liang said, "It doesn't make sense if you don't like it."

"Then who did you marry? Your massage chair or your bed?"

Wu Liang "..."

Zhou Xiangwan wanted to ask a few more questions, but Wu Liang was afraid that Zhou Xiangwan would keep pestering him, so he gave the last game currency to Zhou Xiangwan, and said flatly, "I want Ultraman."

"Oh."

Zhou Xiangwan held back the question, and conscientiously grabbed Ultraman, Ultraman is more difficult to catch, Zhou Xiangwan grabbed it three times before he caught one, handed it to Wu Liang, turned around, and said, "Help me zip up my back!" Pull it down, it's hot."

Standing on tiptoe, Wu Liang groped for the zipper puller and said, "Zhou Xiangwan, you always do things that I can't understand."

Zhou Xiangwan looked unhappy, "It was fun at first, but who knew you couldn't find me, and you weren't in a hurry, and you didn't call me. Tsk, Gu Beiliang."

Wu Liang said speechlessly, "You are such an adult, do you still want me to broadcast to you?"

"But if you are lost suddenly, I will look for you in a hurry." Zhou Xiangwan said, and suddenly asked expectantly, "If you want to broadcast to find me, how will you broadcast?"

"..." Wu Liang thought about it seriously, and said expressionlessly, "Princess Wandou, goodbye."

Zhou Xiangwan "..."

Zhou Xiangwan turned around, put the rabbit headgear on Wu Liang's head, and said, "Gu Beiliang! Damn you."

Wu Liang "..."

This kind of doll costume is naturally worn by hundreds of people and has been ravaged by thousands of people.The weird smell of sweat in the hood impacted Wu Liang's nasal cavity. He didn't know how Zhou Xiangwan managed to stuff his head in. After being bored for so long, the hairs on his back stood up one by one, but Zhou Xiangwan pressed his head with a smirk. Wear a hood to prevent him from breaking free.

Wu Liang's muffled roar came from inside the hood, "Zhou Xiangwan! Let go!"

Zhou Xiangwan held down the rabbit's head and laughed wildly, "Oh, I don't."

"There! Young Master Zhou, those two people are there!" Suddenly, Wu Liang heard a eunuch-like cry from outside the hood, and the tone was that of the domineering man who was thrown out by Zhou Xiangwan's neck. The problem is If those two people refer to him and Zhou Xiangwan, then who is "Young Master Zhou"?

Wu Liang took off the hood, and saw six or seven people coming from the corridor, and the leading man was an acquaintance—Zhou Paohui.

The corner of Zhou Xiangwan's mouth twitched.

"Brother?" Zhou Paohui widened his eyes in surprise when he saw Zhou Xiangwan, then turned around suddenly, slapped the overbearing man on the ground, and scolded, "Is my brother something you can provoke?! Kowtow to him Apologize!"

As soon as Zhou Xiangwan heard that brother, he started to feel nauseous. He felt that his spirit was polluted. He frowned and pulled Wu Liang to leave. If you are poor, you can’t come here to distribute leaflets! Are you short of money? I’ll send you as much as you want.”

Zhou Paohui wanted to see Zhou Xiangwan wearing a doll costume and holding a leaflet in his hand, thinking that this was his job.

Zhou Xiangwan said impatiently, "Go away."

Zhou Paohui looked at Zhou Xiangwan, with a glimmer of pleasure in his eyes, but he still said sincerely, "Brother, let me treat you to dinner. You have lost a lot of weight. It must be a sad day. I will take you back After all, you are the real young master Zhou." Having said that, he raised his tone, rolled his eyelids, and said sideways, "You guys said, don't you?"

"Yes, yes, yes." The few people following Zhou Paohui raised their mobile phones and secretly took pictures of Zhou Xiangwan, with a bit of gloating on their faces. Once Zhou Jianlin disappeared, Zhou Xiangwan was such a carefree young master. Can anyone step on it?

Obviously, this group of people came here today to humiliate Zhou Xiangwan.Wu Liang wanted to go over to grab the phone, but Zhou Xiangwan grabbed his wrist and squeezed it, signaling him to leave it alone.

Only people Zhou Xiangwan cared about could make him jump violently, and people like Zhou Paohui were irrelevant garbage to him.

Zhou Xiangwan took off the doll clothes in a slow manner, stretched his five fingers, and made a rattling sound in his knuckles, and said, "Do you think that I used to have a bad temper and hit people because I was rich? Actually, it's not. Sir, I was born like this, Whether you have money or not, you can still call."

Zhou Paohui took a step back, as if remembering something, looked at Wu Liang, and said, "President Wu, you resigned when you heard that my brother had an accident. You are a 30-year-old unmarried old fritter, what is your intention when you stick to my brother?! Do you want to do something to him?"

These words were clearly protecting Zhou Xiangwan, but in fact they were calling him motherly and stupid, Wu Liang suddenly felt uncomfortable.He used to be in the company, the first hated Zhou Xiangwan, and the second hated Zhou Paohui, the former was against him openly, the latter was playing tricks on him behind the scenes, he didn't tear his face, it was all for the sake of work Shang swallowed his anger, now that Zhou Xiangwan has become his friend, and he has resigned, then there is nothing to worry about.

Wu Liang turned his head and asked Zhou Xiangwan, "Did you hear that?"

Zhou Xiangwan didn't understand, so he said, "What?"

Wu Liang said indifferently, "Pigs scream. That's strange. Pigs should stay in the pigsty. Who let them out and spray shit when they see someone?"

Zhou Xiangwan cooperated and said, "Oh, I said why it smells so bad. Hey, no one can stop a pig from wanting to die."

Zhou Paohui's face turned green, and he said, "Brother, I am sincere to you, how can you say that about me, you have this kind of attitude, only sister Xiang Qing..."

Zhou Xiangwan was furious. The name Zhou Xiangqing came out of his dog's mouth as if it had been stained.

Zhou Paohui's words faltered, and he was already kicked to the ground. No one saw how Zhou Xiangwan made a move. In the blink of an eye, Zhou Xiangwan had already stepped on Zhou Paohui's neck.

"Who gave you the guts to mention her name?" The leather boots twirled, crushing Zhou Paohui's neck, Zhou Xiangwan was condescending, and said coldly, "Are you deliberately provoking me? Want to shoot a video to blackmail me?"

"Cough cough cough cough..."

Zhou Paohui's face was flushed purple, and he pinched Zhou Xiangwan's ankle with both hands, but his mouth kept babbling, "Brother, you... think about it carefully, can I provoke you? Are you angry? Me? No, no, you are angry and hateful, obviously you are yourself. Hehehehehahahaha, self-inflicted crimes can't live, Zhou Xiangwan, my good brother, if you have the ability, trample me to death."

Zhou Xiangwan's face darkened, and he stepped harder, "No matter what your purpose is, if you deliberately anger me, you will have to pay the price."

"Zhou Xiangwan, don't!" Wu Liang pulled Zhou Xiangwan, deliberately covering his face, and hurriedly said, "Calm down, intentionally hurting someone who will be punished, someone is taking pictures, loosen your feet, hurry up!"

Zhou Xiangwan squinted at him and said in a deep voice, "Don't worry about it. I never bear it."

Wu Liang was struggling, when he suddenly saw the shaving machine in the paper bag, he had a flash of inspiration, and said, "Help me hold him down."

As he said that, Wu Liang quickly took out the shaving machine that he had just unpacked. The machine buzzed and aimed at the top of Zhou Paohui's hair.

shit.

Zhou Xiangwan was shocked - Wu Liang is really a genius!

The scene was very chaotic for a while, the crowd watched and discussed, the rich second generation cursed but did not dare to come forward, Zhou Xiangwan brutally pressed Zhou Paohui's head, Wu Liang picked up the shaving machine, and slapped it this way, that way, Hairstyle him.

Zhou Paohui panicked, this was different from what he had planned, he would rather be beaten by Zhou Xiangwan, filmed and crushed to death by public opinion, than to have his hair shaved and face him right now The friend yelled, "Slap your farts, come and save me!!!"

Unfortunately, no one dared to confront Zhou Xiangwan face to face. Everyone shrank their necks, took a step back, and shouted, "Young Master Zhou, didn't you tell us not to interfere? Do you want to make you worse?" "Zhou Xiangwan He's half a bastard!" "Young Master Zhou, hold on, I'll call security for you!"

Wu Liang had already finished shaving in two or three strokes. Zhou Xiangwan laughed loudly, took the mobile phone, pointed at Zhou Paohui's face and slapped it, pulled Wu Liang away, and happily said, "Slip away."

Zhou Paohui's hairstyle is very in line with Wu Liang's symmetrical aesthetics, there are only three haircuts in total.

Tian Ling Gai has a bunch of hair that stands up to the sky, and the two sides of the head are bald, and then, beside the two ears, there are haystacks of hair protruding, just like a wretched Japanese bald uncle.

Zhou Paohui stood up in embarrassment, his face was full of broken hair, he saw his hairstyle in the glass window of the store, and let out a sharp roar, "Wu Liang! Don't even think about messing around in Beijing, you're done, just wait for me! !!"

Seeing that the security guards had already rushed up, Wu Liang put on the sunglasses with one hand, and smiled with white teeth, "Waiting for you anytime."

Zhou Xiangwan sneered, and said sarcastically, "I call you Young Master Zhou, you really think of yourself as someone else, do you think you are me?"

Even though Zhou Xiangwan's inner villain was rolling with laughter, his face was stern, and he took Wu Liang's hand. The two walked through the crowd all the way, went down the stairs, and got into the car in the garage. Wu Liang gasped. Annoyed, he and Zhou Xiangwan looked at each other in the car, and they both laughed at the same time.

Zhou Xiangwan swayed back and forth, "I'm so happy!"

Wu Liang didn't understand why Zhou Xiangwan was so happy, and asked strangely, "You don't suffer from him much, do you?"

Zhou Xiangwan said happily, "What's his job, he always disgusts me with my brothers all day long. I'm not happy because he is uglier, but because you helped me just now. You used to teach me a lesson, and this doesn't work either. That doesn’t work either, it seems like I’m all wrong. Gu Beiliang, why are you so nice?! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!”

Wu Liang took off his sunglasses with both hands, looked up at Zhou Xiangwan, and asked, "What the hell is Gu Beiliang?"

Zhou Xiangwan thought for a moment, and said, "That's right, you are fierce and cute, masturbating the audience."

Wu Liang said, "Praise me?"

Zhou Xiangwan nodded, "Yes."

There was a moment of silence in the narrow car space. The two looked at each other in the dark, listening to each other's breathing. The dim light in the garage painted a hazy silver edge on the outlines of the two of them. Zhou Xiangwan's Adam's apple moved. He moved, and said, "Are you afraid that Zhou Paohui will retaliate against you?"

Wu Liang smiled, and wrote lightly, "It's him."

"Then what...why did you help me?"

Wu Liang said, "I've tolerated him for a long time. Besides, it doesn't matter if I don't develop in Beijing in the future."

Zhou Xiangwan raised his eyebrows slightly, and said, "You want to go? Where are you going?"

Wu Liang was silent for a moment, then said, "I don't know. A place with better air."

Wu Liang is restrained and rational, and the craziest thing he has done is to be with Du Feng.Because of Du Feng, he joined Zhou's and took a job he didn't like. Five years later, he thought he was brave, but the love he thought was nothing in the end.Wu Liang felt that his life shouldn't be like this. He had a good memory, but he couldn't list the times when he was really happy in the past few years.

Seeing Wu Liang's sad eyes in the evening, Zhou Xiangwan felt uncomfortable—if Wu Liang left, what about him?

But his original plan was to confirm that Wu Liang would not die on New Year's Eve, and it was enough for Wu Liang to live. Why did he have the idea that Wu Liang must stay by his side?

At this time, Wu Liang suddenly glanced at Zhou Xiangwan, and said softly, "Zhou Xiangwan, close your eyes."