seductive hands trembling slightly

Men are all carnivorous animals. Sometimes when they misfire, they just take advantage of the situation and do something they like to do. Tao Chi feels——like Yin Zhou, if he misfires with him, he must half-pull and half-quickly quit. up.

Whether Yin Zhou can do it or not, he knows better than anyone else. It is precisely because he knows too well that he also wonders whether it is because Yin Zhou is not used to dating a man for the first time...

Asking the person concerned about this kind of thing can't get any results, so Tao Chi secretly opened the Xiaoling group, and asked the group of sisters who are active in the group every day: "I have been with my boyfriend for a few months. He used to be a straight man, he said he wouldn’t touch me before we got married, so the most we can do is to help each other, and every time we want to shoot a gun, we separate and take a shower to calm down..."

Teacher Tao: Is this normal?

Xiao Lingqun is frying pan.

[What do you have a boyfriend? ! 】

They thought that everyone was single and gathered together every day to fantasize about a tall, handsome and rich blind 1 having a romantic relationship with themselves. As a result, this one not only has a boyfriend, but the boyfriend seems to be dating for the purpose of getting married. He is in love...

The lemons are still very sour today!

A veteran administrator in the group, Aite, touched him and said: Does he not understand how men and women behave?

Teacher Tao: I doubt this too...

The sisters in the group began to popularize science with him—the shelf life of love without sex life is very short; sex life is the nourishment for watering the flowers of love; as long as you let him fall in love with your body, will you still be afraid that he will leave you!

At the end of science popularization, he didn't even know the word "sex" very well.

Although they popularized science very comprehensively, Tao Chi was not sensitive to the methods they provided - such as buying a set of sexy clothes, getting him drunk and having sex, wearing his shirt and bare legs to seduce him...

It's been raining these few days, and he's really afraid that Yin Zhou will frown and put on long johns for him when he comes out with bare legs and tell him not to catch a cold.

Captain Yin, a straight man, sometimes flirts with others, and sometimes you are so angry that you want to fight him desperately.

Aite's administrator poked him privately before: "I have a few g resources here, can I lend you one to talk?"

Teacher Tao: Can it work? !

Administrator: I'll find you a small and refreshing movie. If you're embarrassed, just say that a friend recommended a movie for you and want to watch it with your boyfriend.

Teacher Tao: Thank you, brother! !

We all know the so-called resources.

Tao Chi also understood, but he only glanced at Ivy, his roommate, without much interest.

In the past, he was more innocent and ignorant, he didn't know anything, and he didn't take the initiative to find resources.When he grew up, in the dead of night, he would also want to relieve his desires, but he caught up with the trend of cracking down on the Internet, so he didn't want to.

He looked at the mp4 file titled "Silent Night" sent by the management, and the hand holding the phone trembled.

……

On this day, because of a guilty conscience, Tao Chi did not go to the police station to check in with the excuse of "I have something to do with Song Yingsong".

Yin Zhou didn't think much, and told him to have fun.

When the two sat together for dinner at night, Tao Chi pretended to be casual and said: "My friend recommended a movie to me, let's watch it together?"

"Okay." Yin Zhou agreed, "What kind of movie?"

Tao Chi: "..."

So I asked him, and he didn't read it in advance! !

He said vaguely: "I don't know, he didn't say, the movie is called "Silent Night", maybe it's a ghost movie."

Yin Zhou smiled and said, "Then if you are frightened, you can crawl into my arms."

Tao Chi refused: "It's not certain who will be scared by then."

It was said to be a ghost movie, but what came out was that, the one who was frightened must be Yin Zhou!

After the meal, Yin Zhou was responsible for cleaning up the dishes.Tao Chi imported the video on his mobile phone to the TV in the living room of Yin Zhou's house, and then sat down on the sofa with some trepidation, straightening his back.

Yin Zhou sat next to him with a sliced ​​pineapple, stuck a piece of pineapple with a toothpick and handed it to his mouth: "Try to see if it's sweet or not. If it's not sweet, I won't eat it."

"It's very sweet..." Tao Chi took a sip, the fragrance of pineapple filled his nose, "Then what... I let it go?"

Yin Zhou put the plate on the coffee table: "Put it on."

The opening song of the movie streamed from the speakers on both sides of the TV, and then an English title - Silentnight popped out.

The opening song of this film is very long, and the style of the song really sounds like a ghost film.

And this film is very clean, there are no advertisements for Macau Royal Casino, +v official account XX, or Tulong Baodao 99.

Tao Chi also wondered if the management had given the wrong film.

Yin Zhou was still watching seriously, he stared at the screen intently, and asked, "America's film?"

Tao Chi: "...Really."

After the opening song ended, the camera pulled down a dark apartment.The handsome man with short blond hair was sitting on the bed reading a book. In the whole room, there was only one desk lamp beside the bed emitting a dim light.

There is no background music, and the room is very quiet, except for the clacking sound of the male protagonist's hand turning the pages of the book from time to time.

Tao Chi: "?" It always feels like something is wrong...

This silence lasted for 2 minutes, and then there was a sudden knock on the door.

dong dong dong.

The person outside the door knocked three times, and then fell into an eerie silence.

The male protagonist put down the book, with a puzzled expression on his face, and asked "Who is it?" in English, but the person outside the door did not answer, and the weird background music was also inserted just right here.

Tao Chi: "??" Is it really a ghost movie? ?

management what are you doing?

On the screen, the male protagonist looked out through the peephole, but found that there was no one outside. He wanted to turn his head and go back, but the knock on the door rang again...

Tao Chi felt bored after seeing the ending, so he stuck a piece of pineapple with a toothpick and fed it into Yin Zhou's mouth.

Yin Zhou said: "Don't make trouble, watch the movie seriously."

Tao Chi: "..."

Md, I always feel like lifting a rock to shoot myself in the foot.

He can only choose to continue watching the movie - the movie he chooses, he has to watch it even on his knees.

In the TV show, the male protagonist went to the kitchen to take a knife to defend himself, and walked carefully to the door to open it.

A grimace suddenly appeared behind the door, and the male protagonist also let out a scream, and the knife in his hand was also thrown out of his hand, and he threw it to the ground.

Tao Chi was not frightened by the ghost, but he was terrified by the voice of the hero.

The corners of Yin Zhou's mouth curled up. He didn't laugh out loud because he was afraid of hurting his self-esteem. Instead, he opened his hands to him: "I'm a little scared, can I give you a hug?"

Tao Chi threw himself into Captain Yin's arms without saying a word—even though he was not afraid at all.

The movie continued to play, and the male protagonist was pushed to the ground by the ghost. Seeing that the ghost was about to eat him, the male protagonist began to struggle crazily.

All of this is normal, but Tao Chi was taken aback by the next scene—the ghost wiped the male protagonist's face, and the male protagonist's eyes became blurred, and then the ghost took off the male protagonist. Master's pants, took out his own high-definition uncensored? ? , done up on the floor?

Tao Chi: "????"

Yin Zhou: "?????"

The two faced each other in bewilderment.

The sound effect of Yin Zhou's family is damn good, playing the panting sound of the two people in the movie in all directions and three-dimensional surround.

Tao Chi killed the administrator a thousand times and ten thousand times in his heart.

What's so cool about this? Is NMD ghost play still fresh? ?

Yin Zhou also frowned: "This movie..."

Tao Chi trembled with fear, his body stiffened.

He was sitting in Yin Zhou's arms, and Yin Zhou could naturally feel the changes in his body.

He didn't understand what Tao Chi was afraid of, so he could only follow his back: "Don't be afraid, I'll turn off the TV first."

Tao Chi came out of his arms consciously and sat beside him.

Yin Zhou pressed the remote control, and the hot-eyed picture and hot-eared voice disappeared in an instant.

Clean screen, world peace.

Tao Chi put his legs together and put his hands on his knees, honestly waiting for Yin Zhou's criticism.

Yin Zhou thought about his choice of words, and said, "This film——"

Tao Chi pricked up his ears.

Yin Zhou: "Which friend of yours gave it to you? He is spreading obscenity and pornography, and he will be fined and detained."

Tao Chi: "..." He knew...

Having already guessed the ending, Tao Chi was not too disappointed. He sold the management without any psychological burden at all: "I am a netizen, and I don't know what his name is or where he lives."

Yin Zhou was a little disappointed because he failed to send criminals to the detention center.

Tao Chi glanced under him secretly, but Yin Zhou didn't seem to respond at all.

To be honest, although the plot is a bit weird, but the little Ling just breathed really nicely!If he hadn't been a pure zero, he would have stiffened slightly to show respect at this time, but Yin Zhou didn't respond!

Tao Chi had a sad look on his face, thinking in his heart: Yin Zhou must not be able to pass this hurdle.

But it doesn't matter, who made Captain Yin so handsome, so gentle, and so handsome... Even if he can only be a gourd baby for a lifetime, he is willing!

Yin Zhou: "?" What is Tao Chi's expression?

Captain Yin, who pays great attention to the sense of ritual, didn't realize that his boyfriend had concluded that he was unacceptable to same-sex sex, so he happily found a real ghost movie to watch with him.

Tao Chi didn't feel any fluctuations in his heart, and even wanted to laugh a little?

The new ghost movie I found is really scary, especially this movie is not the kind of ghost movie that suddenly shocks you, it is the kind of ghost movie that you just watched, but when you savor the plot carefully, you will bear it The type who can't keep hairs on the back.

Tao Chi didn't feel anything when he just read it, but when he went to bed at night and turned off the lights, he felt that there were people on the ceiling, under the bed, in the closet, and in the bathroom...

Even if Yin Zhou was lying beside him, it couldn't stop his infinite imagination.

Yin Zhou turned on the bedside lamp and asked him, "Scared?"

Tao Chi: "It's... not bad, how about we turn on the light and go to sleep?"

Yin Zhou raised the corners of his lips: "If we can't sleep, let's do something to help sleep..."

Tao Chi: "?"

……

In the end, Tao Chi had no time to think about any monsters and goblins, and was so tired that he fell asleep.

Before he fell asleep, he couldn't help but think - the gourd baby seems to be quite good...?

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