my fairy girlfriend

The sweaty body was tightly attached to Li Daosi's arm. He frowned and turned sideways to try to avoid it, but soon the gap was quickly occupied by other bodies. The bus wobbled, and Li Daosi lost his footing. He bumped into the body of an aunt behind him, his fat and greasy body instantly obliterated him, and he couldn't breathe.

The aunt pulled Li Daosi up with one arm. Li Daosi apologized repeatedly, and the aunt smiled happily: "It's okay, there are too many people in the car. The students come out to play on vacation? Go to Taoyuan to pick fruit? The fruit in Taoyuan is juicy." , he is big and sweet, my wife and I have been together every year, right my wife?"

It was only then that Li Daosi noticed that there was an elder behind him, but the elder looked at him not very kindly: "You are like a weak chicken at a young age, and you can't even stand upright!" He subconsciously supported himself Backboard.

He had no choice but to apologize again, pushed his glasses, and took the initiative to step back to make room for the aunt.

It's really not his fault, the bus to the mountain usually only leaves every three days, and that trip is still empty.To catch up with the National Day Golden Week, we will send three times in the morning, noon and evening, but this car is still crowded with people, flesh next to flesh, sweat and putty wiped from you to me.If it weren't for that aunt's urging yelling, Li Daosi wouldn't be going up the mountain at this time. During the [-]th Golden Week, he would stay in the dormitory with the air conditioner, chasing after the goddess, so comfortable and moist.

Ugh!

The hot and sticky breath sprayed on the back of Li Daosi's neck. He looked back and saw a middle-aged man's face was pressed against his neck. Li Daosi immediately got goose bumps all over his body. The middle-aged man rushed He grinned, Li Daosi couldn't take it anymore, and took advantage of the time to stop halfway to escape from the steamer full of flesh.

After getting off the car, there was a gust of hot flashes. Although it was still hot, it was much more transparent than in the car. At least he could catch his breath.It's already October, but the autumn tiger is making trouble again. I don't feel the crispness of the autumn, but the damp and sticky smell has been lingering and unwilling to leave.

Li Daosi got out of the car ahead of time, looked up along the asphalt road, his heart was half cold, there was at least half an hour's mountain road away from Taoyuan, winding and circling, under the sun, he could walk to death!

The Taoyuan he is going to is not the same place as the orchard that the grandpas and aunts in the car are going to. The full name of the place he is going to is "Taoyuan Plant Conservation Institute". In name, this conservation institute is dedicated to the propagation of rare plants. The work of cultivating and maintaining, in fact, it is not easy to talk about it.

As for the orchard on the mountain, it is considered one of the by-products. It was originally a fruit forest that provided fresh fruits to all parts of the country. Later, it developed into a recreational and sightseeing spot that integrates flower viewing in spring and fruit picking in autumn. It has become more and more popular in recent years. more prosperous.The owner of the nursing home saw that this was a business opportunity, so she used the existing resources to vigorously develop similar botanical gardens across the country. There are green plants, flowers, and even fruits and vegetables. As long as you want, as long as you need, she can meet all your requirements.

Li Daosi once asked her what kind of mood she was in to do this. After all, it is a bit cruel to send these kind of animals that she has carefully cared for to human beings to play with and taste, or even directly to the dining table as appetizers. The answer he got more cruel.

People have said that this is to maintain ecological balance, natural selection, and the weak and the strong. What she can do is to make these plants grow more fresh as much as possible, and do what they should do when they grow up. Make yourself beautiful as a flower maker, make yourself more palatable as a vegetable, and do your part, so that the world will not be chaotic.

As for herself, Li Daosi didn't understand it after watching it for so many years, but felt that if it was her, she might not be able to do it, and she would not be as free and easy as her, so free and easy to the point of being almost ruthless.

Heartbroken, he took out his phone and closed his eyes to call the aunt for rescue.

The phone rang over and over again, just when he thought there was no hope, the phone was finally answered, and the female voice over there had a hint of dissatisfaction: "I said, little Taoist priest, why haven't you arrived yet?"

Li Daosi hurriedly explained: "Grandma, it's Golden Week! You don't know how many people are on the bus, crowded and crowded, my side..."

Before he finished speaking, he listened to the other end of the phone and said, "How would I know? All right, hurry up and wait for you!"

Li Daosi realized that she was going to hang up the phone, and quickly shouted: "Wait a minute! Wait a moment! Auntie, please send someone to pick me up. I'm halfway up the mountain, you let me climb up by myself?"

The people over there sneered when they heard the words: "Take out your Li family's unique knowledge, why do you have to commit the crime by yourself, squeeze some broken bus, and waste your time. Isn't it just a time-traveling talisman?"

"Grandma, it's not like you don't know that family rules and spells can't be used indiscriminately. I beg you, hurry up and send a car to pick me up, or I'll be a corpse in a while!"

"Pedantic!" Then the other side hung up the phone.

Li Daosi looked at the call interface that had ended, and sighed deeply. While feeling sad for himself, he also mourned for his ancestors for 3 minutes. How could he meet such a female fairy?

After the silence was over, I could only accept my fate and climb the mountain road by myself. The aunt didn't give me an answer. Li Daosi didn't dare to wait for her here. It's me!

He walked away for 5 minutes, when an off-road vehicle "squeaked" and stopped in front of him, and Li Daosi was overjoyed to see the newly recruited special assistant Ms. Tan sitting in the driver's seat. Without saying a word, Li Daosi jumped into the car with his bag in hand. The cold wind blew on his face, and he felt alive again after drinking a bottle of ice water.

"Sister Tan, my aunt asked you to pick me up? Why is she looking for me in such a hurry? Eleventh graders, aren't you busy? There are batches of tourists, don't you need to watch?"

The special assistant, Ms. Tan, shook her head with a smile as she started the car, "It is said that the shed on the west side needs to be remodeled a little bit. Let you take a look. I don't know the details."

Li Daosi just asked casually. He didn't intend to know anything from Miss Tan at all. All he could tell about his aunt would be to tell him. If he didn't even know about it, then it was even less likely that others would know about it. He just didn't expect that his aunt would let the special assistant come to pick him up, so he casually babbled a few words to express his joy, after all, he didn't need to hike up the mountain road.

"Why do you call the boss your aunt? She doesn't look much older than you, does she?"

Ms. Tan's off-road vehicle was driving steadily, and Li Daosi leaned back comfortably and began to browse the goddess's information on Weibo. His goddess recently accepted a new drama and has been in the group for several days. Weibo is not updated, and Li Daosi can't read it After releasing new content, he turned off the phone and said in a joking tone: "Because she is my aunt, the kind who usually confesses!" How old is she?At your aunt's age, I'm afraid you'll be scared to death if you tell me!

As soon as the words fell, Miss Tan braked: "It's here."

Li Daosi moved forward habitually, and then saw a crimson skirt corner. He was only checking Weibo on the way, and didn't notice that he arrived at the destination so quickly. The woman in front of him seemed to be smiling, but Li Daosi knew that she heard everything he said just now.

"Hey, my aunt's dress today is so pretty, it suits you very well, and you have a temperament. If you want me to say that there is no one in the world who is more suitable for wearing a red dress than you!"

Tao Yao stopped, the corners of her mouth curled up charmingly, her peach blossom eyes seemed to be smiling but not smiling: "You still need to say it!"

She was originally born peach blossom, and when she turned into a human being, she added three points of color, and she was even more gorgeous under a red dress, so that people couldn't take their eyes off. Even if Li Daosi had watched her since she was a child, her immune system had matured long ago, but she would still be caught. Her smile shook her mind, Taoyao is a beautiful peach blossom tree, her frown and smile are the most luxurious gifts from God, her eyes are naturally affectionate, and there is a faint dimple on the corner of her lips. The beauty is gorgeous and eye-catching, very publicized.

It's a pity that it's not the type that Li Daosi appreciates. It may be that Taoyao's gorgeousness is seen too much, and she was bullied and grew up. Li Daosi prefers her goddess, clear and shallow, like a clear spring on a snow mountain, refreshing .

"Hey, little Taoist, what are you thinking? Come in quickly!" Tao Yao stood in front of the glass greenhouse, with a little impatience in her eyes: "Look at the rippling look on your face, don't you have a crush? Isn't it Lied?"

Li Daosi hurriedly followed in two steps: "How dare you, my aunt is watching, besides, I know how to measure!"

The Li family ruled that no messy relationship between men and women should be allowed before the age of 20.Of course, that’s not what the original words said. As for what the original words were, Li Daosi didn’t know. His parents passed away when he could just remember, and he grew up with his aunt. Just get it right.

"I'm sorry you don't dare!" Tao Yao waited for Li Daosi to come in and quickly closed the door of the glass house. With a wave of her hand, the originally transparent glass house became dark. Li Daosi squinted and looked at the rows of The little flower with red lace asked in confusion, "What's the matter?"

Taoyao also put away her playful tone: "This is Hongzhaoluo, it's the season of flowering but recently recruited worms, look at the small bug eyes on the lace, if this continues, this batch of Hongzhaoluo Die on that damn bug!"

Li Daosi took two steps back, his eyes full of vigilance: "Well, Sister Tao, Sister Yaoyao, my school still has a construction drawing of A1 that I haven't finished yet! I, I just came to see you, okay? Okay, I'll go back if I have nothing to do, don't miss the last train, your place is really remote, "

After taking two steps back, Li Daosi's feet flew into the air, and his whole body was suspended in mid-air. He lowered his head in frustration: "I said, it's this trick again! Hang me here, I won't help the bugs." You caught it! You, a fairy, are afraid of insects! Every time you ask me to catch insects for you, aren’t you afraid of me?”

After finishing speaking, he closed his eyes, looking as if he would not cooperate with death.It's not that he's timid, it's that the bugs this aunt wants to catch are not easy. Li Daosi still remembers the fear of being dominated by bugs, and the bugs bared their teeth and wished they could eat him!

Tao Yao jumped lightly, and her crimson dress swayed. She was already standing side by side with Li Daosi, her long hair was scattered around her waist like a waterfall. , I won't do it!"

"Ai~" Tao Yao sighed softly: "Look down, isn't this red zhaoluo beautiful? Don't look at this little flower that is plain and inconspicuous during the day, but at night, the lace is covered with a layer of gleam. The red color of the halo is not too glamorous, right? Little Taoist, take a look, there are layers of red waves, have you ever seen red fireflies?"

Li Daosi's eyelashes trembled. He had never seen a red firefly, let alone a red one. He had never seen a firefly. The ecological environment was getting worse and worse. With the light pollution in the city, fireflies were so fragile that even surviving was an extravagant hope.

"They are flying~" Tao Yao took Li Daosi's arm and turned around in mid-air: "It should be the most beautiful and most comfortable elf."

Li Daosi opened his eyes. Under their feet is a glass greenhouse with several hundred square meters. The whole greenhouse is full of small red flowers. Just like Taoyao said, they are red elves under the night. The stars are shining and bright. Dazzling and breathtakingly beautiful, Li Daosi held his breath subconsciously, feeling the beauty of the moment with his heart.

Unfortunately, the good times didn't last long.Tao Yao pulled his arm and directly dropped him to the ground, pointed at Xiao Hua and asked in a condemning tone: "Look, they were all bitten by bugs, do you have the heart to let the beauties suffer like this?"

"Grandma!" Li Daosi: "You can't,"

"I can't!" Tao Yao said bluntly: "Our plants are afraid of being bitten by insects. You are a human being, a human standing at the top of the food chain. I'll use the monthly living expenses to buy flower fertilizer, you can do it yourself!"

After finishing speaking, Tao Yao straightened her hair: "Work hard, and I will bring you dinner tonight." Then Shi Shiran walked away in high heels. As soon as she left the glass greenhouse, it was bright daylight, and Li Daosi could see clearly the little girl in front of her. The flowers were densely covered with small brown bugs, and when I looked at the boundless greenhouse again, my eyes went dark, and I almost planted it directly.