love you forever my half

"Lina is a human being, the daughter of an alchemist in our town. She is also a magician, but of the fire department."

Clyde added: "Lina is tall and thin and has a hot body... Hehe..."

Li Yao looked at the dark elf with some disgust.

"What's the relationship between her and Leo?" Why so much nonsense, this is what I care about.

"Beautiful Lina likes your family Leo, but it's a pity that she winks at blind people... No, no, it's a wink at gay guys, what a pity."

"Where is O?" So what did Leo think?Does he like that woman?

"Does it need to be said?" Clyde thought: brother, I'm helping you.

"Of course Leo refused, he doesn't even like women, let alone with you, he will see other women there!"

Li Yao: It turns out that Leo likes men, so my little prince must like me. I am the other half of Leo's soul!

"I see, thank you for telling me." Li Yao thanked symbolically.

Clyde: Why is Leo's little lover so cold? It's not because he's afraid that I'm interested in Leo!

"Li, I want to find a beautiful lady to spend my life with me. Can you use your relationship experience with Leo as a reference?" Clyde said in a roundabout way that he didn't like Leo.

"OK."

Just as Li Yao was about to speak, he thought of what Leo had said to him by the lake.

Well, Leo said, it cannot be said that we are in a half-body relationship, nor can I be said that I am a siren.

So Li Yao thought for a while.

"Leo and I met in a lake in a forest."

"At that time, I was taking a bath in the lake. Leo accidentally fell into the lake, and then I rescued Leo."

Clyde: Oh!Unexpectedly, Leo turned out to be such a person. He actually peeked at others taking a bath, and then fell into the lake because of his fascination.It's not intentional, is it?

Li Yao thought about it divergently.

"In order to save him, I lost my strength in swimming. Leo was afraid that I would fall, so he carried me on his back. He also went to collect firewood and cooked delicious barbecue for me."

Clyde: Taking advantage of others! ! !

Li Yao noticed that Clyde continued to listen with a look of ok.

Go ahead and use your imagination.

"The grilled meat made by Leo is so delicious, and then I caught fish. The grilled fish made by Leo is the best fish I have ever eaten."

Clyde: To grab your lover's heart, you must first grab your lover's stomach!

Li Yao hesitated a little.

"Don't worry, I'll help you." Seeing Li Yao's hesitation, Clyde thought to himself: This is the beauty that Leo worked so hard to abduct. I want to help my brother.

"It's just... when I rescued Leo in the water, Leo kissed me, but later, Leo wouldn't let me kiss him." Li Yao looked sad.

Clyde: Oh my god!Leo will play hard to get! ! !

"Leo is just shy." Clyde opened his eyes and said nonsense.

"Well, I thought Leo didn't like me anymore."

"No, I know Leo now." Brother, I can help you a lot.

Li Yao: Yes, how could Leo not like me.

Clyde: So I summed up a few elements that I want to find the object should have.

1. Meet a beauty and get her attention.

2. It is best to come to a hero to save the beauty, and take advantage of his illness to kill him in one fell swoop.

3. Grab the beauty's stomach and make her unable to leave me.

4. Finally play hard to get, the beauty will love me more and more.

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Me: I only have two collections of articles...

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Me: ...one is me...the other is me...

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Now it's four, chirp, chirp