Counterattack the scumbags

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Qi Yuan was hit hard for a while, and suddenly felt like he was about to go back to the west, and there were little stars dancing tap dance in front of his eyes.

Tao Anran's earphones were knocked down the moment he fell down, and as soon as he bumped his elbow, he heard a muffled groan from the person behind him——

"Tao... Anran," Qi Yuan raised his hand and pushed him aside, panting heavily, "I really... don't care about you."

Tao Anran flinched, rolled to the side with his body covered in dirt, let go of Qi Yuan's snort like a slow-motion camera in his mind, and then realized belatedly, "Oh, no wonder it sounds familiar."

Tao Anran got up from the ground and reached out to pull Qi Yuan, "You have to thank me for not having the habit of carrying a knife when I go out, otherwise you would be cold by now."

Qi Yuan brushed off the dirt and sand from his body, and cast a glance at Tao Anran who was sweating profusely, "Have you packed your schoolbag?"

"I put it away. Why don't you buy an Iron Man next time," Tao Anran said while patting the dirt, "Make up seven and summon Thanos."

Qi Yuan raised the corner of his mouth and smiled, "It's not from the same universe, I'm afraid it will be difficult."

"Ah," Tao Anran suddenly recovered, "Yes."

Qi Yuan took out a cigarette from his pocket and picked it up, "Aren't you going to run away?"

Tao Anran lowered her head and rolled up the earphone cable, "Continue tomorrow."

Qi Yuan raised his hand and pointed, "Just your arm, if you turn around and run crookedly, you may grow eighteen bone spurs."

Tao Anran looked up at him, "Then I'll bring my own mace, so I'll ask you if you're afraid."

Qi Yuan stared at him for a second, almost bursting into laughter, halfway through the laugh, he heard Tao Anran's stomach-shattering growl, so he laughed a little more presumptuously.

Tao Anran had a serious expression on his face, "Did I hit your laughing acupoint?"

Qi Yuan: "Yes."

The two passed through the narrow gate beside the playground, and walked back to the family courtyard along the path sheltered from the wind. During the 3-minute journey, no one said much, only the sound of each other's footsteps on the bluestone bricks could be heard.

Qi Yuan's eyes fell on Tao Anran's hair Xuan'er in front of him, and he suddenly wanted to rub it with his hands - I don't know how different the same hair style is when rubbed with different head shapes.

Of course, the idea he owed was just a thought, but failed to be implemented.

Tao Anran is a duplicity bomber, he doesn't like to defuse mines with bare hands.

"Why did you shave your hair?" Qi Yuan asked.

Tao Anran glanced at him, then slapped the people in the corridor, "Hot."

"..." As a chat Terminator and schoolbag Terminator, Tao Anran performed stably, and there was absolutely no possibility of being usurped.

Immediately, a strong northwest wind blew outside the building, and a gust of cold wind came in, blowing goosebumps all over his neck.In the quiet corridor, Tao Anran's stomach groaned again, giving off a soul-stirring momentum.

Qi Yuan sighed, "Noodle soup with poached eggs, do you want to eat?"

Tao Anran turned back, stood on the stairs two steps higher than him, and nodded condescendingly, "Thank you."

Qi Yuan laughed, "You're welcome."

The furniture in Qi Yuan's house are all old-fashioned, and some even only appeared in Tao Anran's distant memory.A one-eyed clock is placed in a dark wood-colored sliding glass cabinet. The shape of the clock is like a "convex" box, but the top of the head is rounded.

The sound of the second hand clicking past made the time seem real, and Tao Anran's limbs, which had not moved for a long time, were stimulated by the heat from the heater, and she thought angrily: Why did I have the cheek to run away and come here for food?

This is still the first time in the world.

When he entered the door, he was greeted by Qi Yuan's grandma.Grandma Qi is a warm-hearted old lady, when she heard that Tao Anran had been running outside for a long time and hadn't eaten a warm meal, she insisted on going to the kitchen to warm up the chicken for him.If Qi Yuan hadn't stopped him, the fire would have already started.

The jacket worn by Grandma Qi reminded Tao Anran of his grandmother who had passed away for many years, and she had a natural intimacy with the old lady, especially when she was pulling him to stuff the milk candies, Tao Anran had a sore nose and almost stared at Qi Yuan. A handful of "weak chicken tears" fell on his face.

Qi Yuan coaxed grandma back to the house, then turned and went into the kitchen, the door was not closed tightly, and there was the sound of a knife cutting vegetables from inside.Tao Anran strolled over and leaned against the door to watch Qi Yuan cut ginger and vegetables.

"There are still a few pieces of stewed tofu in the refrigerator, take them out and warm them up if you want to eat them." Qi Yuan said without raising his head.

"I didn't expect you to be able to cook." Tao Anran saw him rubbing ginger on the chopping board with a knife, "You're quite skillful in cooking."

Qi Yuan turned on the gas stove to boil water, "Children of poor people are already in charge of the house."

"..." Tao Anran looked around and went to pick up a green onion, "I'll peel it."

Qi Yuan took a look at him, "Will you?"

Tao Anran didn't say a word, and directly to Qi Yuan tore off the first coat of scallion, "What do you think?"

Qi Yuan raised his thumb at him.

Tao Anran's thinness is not much better than Ma Gan'er, it seems that the muscles can't keep up with the growth rate of the bones, and the whole person is as thin as malnutrition.

But fights are not ordinary fierce, and they have their own set of rules, under the skinny flesh and bones, it seems that there is an unworldly expert's soul hidden.Of course, this master probably lacks skills, and can only remember "qi" sporadically, but forgets "momentum".

"It's quite a thick one, let you peel off the chopsticks." Qi Yuan looked at Tao Anran's hand with only a small scallion white, "Okay, there's no need to cut it in half and put it in the refrigerator, this one belongs to you .”

Tao Anran handed the green onions to Qi Yuan, then turned around and went to the steaming pot, intending to order some noodles.

——He is not proficient in housework, and the only thing he knows is learned by sharpening his gun in the past two months.

After their auntie resigned, most of them have to do it by themselves. Pampered women can't do it. Sometimes they hide in the kitchen and secretly wipe their tears.Tao Anran once went out to pour water and saw it, and her heart hurt like a hundred needles, and then silently helped her bear part of it, and then limped through the next two months.

"The noodles are in the basket next to you. You can pick the thick ones and the thin ones yourself." Qi Yuan rinsed the shallots under the water pipe, chopped them on the cutting board, and placed them on the chopped preserved eggs beside him.

Tao Anran looked around at the other egg in Qi Yuan's hand, "According to this rhythm, the protein intake is going to be too much."

"No," Qi Yuan squeezed over, knocked the egg lightly on the side of the pot, and cracked the egg with one hand, and then the eggshell fell into the trash basket accurately along the parabola, "With your exercise, two more It can work."

Tao Anran looked at the eggshells on the pile of rubbish, "You look handsome in egg breaking, do you want to consider going to the New Oriental Chef School?"

Qi Yuan stirred the pot with chopsticks, "Pass me the pot next to it—I'll go after the college entrance examination, don't worry."

Tao Anran smacked his words for a moment, laughing so hard that he couldn't see his teeth.

Qi Yuan's handicraft is very good, a simple bowl of noodles but full of color, flavor and taste, which makes people's index fingers move.

Tao Anran sniffed the aroma of the noodles, and was not polite to him. She ate it with a snort, grinning her teeth from the heat.

"Aren't you full at noon?" Qi Yuan pushed the preserved egg and roast chicken towards him, "You're so hungry that your face turns green."

"It's past eight o'clock, shouldn't you be hungry?" Tao Anran swallowed the salty noodles in his mouth, "It tastes good."

"Not enough." Qi Yuan said, getting up to pour a glass of water.

Tao Anran's action of picking noodles paused.

He remembered that Qi Yuan had never asked him those trivial things, such as what is the relationship with 501, why he moved here suddenly and changed schools, and why he ran around hungry alone in the middle of the night.

He was so hungry, but he would rather have the cheek to eat at the neighbor's house than go back to eat something warm.

why?

Even he himself was confused by a series of questions, it is impossible for Qi Yuan to not have the slightest curiosity.

——Maybe it's unfamiliarity, and it's none of your business, so there's no need to talk too much.

Regarding this point of view, there is evidence to prove it - Qi Yuan is very happy to take care of the hemp pole named Li Fan.In the final analysis, he was a child, and he was different from the classmates who bumped into him halfway.

Thinking of it this way, Tao Anran felt relieved again, and at the same time breathed a sigh of relief, thinking: "If you don't say anything, it will be troublesome to explain."

Qi Yuan chatted with Tao Anran casually, talking nonsense to each other.

He was wearing very ordinary checked home clothes, and he lacked the usual vigor to look at the world when he stood up, and looked like an ordinary sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy.

After eating a bowl of noodle soup, Tao Anran burped lightly, packed up the bowl and went to the kitchen to wash it, Qi Yuan didn't stop him, and watched him wash the dishes with one hand, "Crack a ten yuan, take it easy. "

"Coincidentally, I'm a one-armed hero. It costs ten yuan to see one." Tao Anran shook off the water droplets on the soup bowl, put it on the shelf next to it, and turned to look at Qi Yuan. "WeChat cash is fine." , when will it end?"

Qi Yuan took out the phone, tapped it twice, and pointed the calculator at Tao Anran, "The schoolbag is one hundred and three, three yuan will wipe it for you, and three bowls will be scraped off, and you will find me seventy yuan."

"Wait." Tao Anran wiped the water on his pants, took out his mobile phone and sent a red envelope to Qi Yuan, "The extra fifty cents is for food."

Qi Yuan leaned against the wall and laughed, "I'm a reserve chef of New Oriental, and I'm worth [-] cents?"

"This is already an incentive price." Tao Anran put away her phone, glanced at the rock-solid clock in the living room, "I'm leaving."

When he walked to the door, Qi Yuan called him again, "[-]:[-] tomorrow."

Tao Anran turned her head, "What are you doing?"

"Go to school." Qi Yuan said.

It seems that they want to fulfill the "promise" that they said they would go to and from school together that day.

"Oh." Tao Anran was a little awkward, but his [-]th year was completely broken, and he was full of shadows on crowded buses. It seemed to be a good choice to take Qi Yuan's car for the time being before the plaster was removed.

The weekend is like a small boat with an extra propeller tied to the buttocks, and it runs whizzingly, and the time flow of the weekday seems to be in a different dimension.Two days passed in the blink of an eye, and in a blink of an eye, it was Monday again, which made teenagers and young and middle-aged people complain.

Cao Xiaofei tossed his empty homework and planned to copy things in class, and enjoyed breakfast at the table confidently.Tao Anran carried his brand new book and the papers rescued in the battle, and prepared to go downstairs with a bun in his mouth.

"Wait, wait," Jiang Min chased after him, grabbed Tao Anran's sleeve without saying a word, and stuffed two packs of steaming milk into the pocket of his down jacket, "You drink one pack yourself, and give the other to Xiao Yuan."

Jiang Min covered up the uneasiness on his face, and shoved Tao Anran's shoulder with his thin hands, "Hurry up, I heard he was out when you were carrying your schoolbag. It's cold outside, you two, pay attention to safety."

Tao Anran was a bit dazed, seemed at a loss for what to do, and it took him a long time to answer, closed the door and went downstairs.

Jiang Min glanced at Cao Xiaofei who was burying his head in cooking at the table, and then at the closed door, a half-hanging heart flickered back.

Tao Anran had already finished eating the buns while running downstairs, ran out of the corridor, first turned his head and blew the cold air all over his face, and then saw Qi Yuan leaning against a scooter motorcycle, with an overbearing look The temperament is smoking a cigarette against the wind.

Qi Yuan whistled at Tao Anran, threw him a helmet, turned his head and extinguished the cigarette, "Get in the car."

The long legs stepped over the genuine "iron ride", and stepped out a kind of unrestrained chic in the cold wind.Tao Anran stared at him for two seconds with the black helmet in his hand, and then Qi Yuan slapped him on the head very violently. The helmet rubbed his head on both sides, and he had the illusion that he could complete the face of a snake in a second. .

Tao Anran got into the car with his big head on his head, Qi Yuan took a look at him in the rearview mirror, then hit the gas pedal, and the car and people rushed out with a loud bang.

The boy who was chasing the wind was finally blown out of two tubes of snot in the cold wind.

☆、Chapter 10 (Revised)

Early on Monday morning, two waves of hurricanes blew through Class [-] and [-] of Senior High School.

The first wave was when someone ran into Qi Yuan and Tao Anran on the way, and was slapped with car exhaust by a classmate surnamed Qi who was so cool that he had no friends. After returning, he described the exciting scene vividly.In the second wave, someone caught a glimpse of the transfer student feeding Qi Yuan with pancakes and fruit, and was quite frightened. They rushed into the campus and spread it in a small area in the group.

"No," Tao Anran threw the book on the table, "He has hands and feet, why should I feed him?"

"The eyewitness made a poisonous oath with the final grades," Hu Qian clicked twice, "Comparing the two sides, you are very pale. Besides, your hand is broken, and it was broken in a fight with Yuan'er. I am him. I didn't get this kind of treatment when I was young."

Tao Anran reached out and pressed his arm, "Are you looking forward to it?"

"I used to yearn for overheating too...ah! What are you doing!" Hu Qian roared like a pig, hitting Li Hao's desk behind him, squealing and retreating a lot.

Tao Anran withdrew her hand and looked sideways at Hu Pangpang, "Are you still looking forward to it?"

Fatty glanced at Tao Anran aggrievedly, thinking that he was a humanoid murder weapon, and didn't want to play with him anymore.

Tao Anran reached out and stroked his hair, "Monday is a routine quiz in class, have you finished memorizing the words?"

So Hu Pangpang was bought again, and asked with a shy face not to hand in the quiz in advance.

After waiting for a while, Qi Yuan came up with half a pancake.As soon as he sat down, Li Hao leaned over and asked, "I'm competing with Xiangzi and the others this afternoon. You two are so injured, how can you play?"

"Beat a few of them, Daqiao and I brought half of Tao Anran, more than enough." Qi Yuan peeled off the pancakes, and the onion scent immediately permeated the air.

"Let me tell you, don't worry too much. I heard that Xiangzi is looking for foreign aid. He seems to be a sports student in the first year of high school." Li Hao took two mouthfuls of the pancakes, "Where did I buy them? The smell is like gutter oil. It's different."

Qi Yuan took out his mobile phone and turned on the Balabala Little Demon Snake, pointing to Tao Anran in front of him, "Ask him."

Li Hao silently glanced at the back of the wise head in front of him, and said in his heart, "I didn't expect the news from the women's restroom to be a dehydrated version with only the ending."

Li Hao and Tao Anran haven't gotten to know Hu Qian as well, and after seeing with his own eyes how Hu Qian behaved just now, he doesn't intend to follow in the same footsteps as Fatty.And...he didn't memorize any words, and Tao Anran had to rely on Tao Anran for the quiz.

Nobody self-destructs for gossip - except the guy who started the rumor.

When the class bell rang, Qi Yuan was still attacking Snake,

The first section is Chinese class, the teacher's surname is Yu, and like Liu Qing, she is a heroic female high school hero, who never shows mercy when dealing with them.

Teacher Yu looked around after entering the door, and his eyes locked on the head of Qi Yuan who was working hard behind him.

Tao Anran saw Teacher Yu cut off a piece of chalk with a yang finger, and then the chalk tip flew towards him with a strong wind, Tao Anran turned his head slightly, and Qi Yuan behind him was hit by a hidden weapon.

Teacher Yu's clear voice came out of nowhere, "What's so good to see, show it out for the whole class to appreciate together, don't get bored with the people below."

Qi Yuan raised his head calmly, and pulled out the monthly Chinese exam papers, which were covered in thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, from the table bucket, and shook them to the effect of RMB in his hand.

Teacher Yu was unmoved, pushed down the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said, "I'm very concerned about the monthly exam results. That's fine, Qi Yuan. You come up to read the composition later, and let's comment on it as a model essay."

Qi Yuan: "..."

Hu Qian gave a thumbs up behind his back, "Nice."

Let you wave, let the waves fly!

The composition question of the monthly exam is to describe the love for a kind of animal and plant, the style is not limited, the topic is self-made——

Qi Yuan drafted "Ah, Mimosa".

When he stood on the podium and recited "Why Mimosa Is So Shy", Hu Qian wrote a note to Tao Anran, "It's a good thing he didn't write a poem, during the mid-term exam he wrote a poem called Qijue, and Meiren Yu almost died of anger. "

Looking at the note, Tao Anran was a little shocked, and said to himself: He can actually make the rhyme, and the melody?

"The form is scattered and the paper is not scattered," Mr. Yu patted Qi Yuan on the shoulder, "There is still room for improvement."

For a while, people couldn't tell whether it was praise or scolding.

Qi Yuan brought his "mimosa" down from the podium, Tao Anran looked at his indifferent appearance, and somehow believed in his love for mimosa - if I remember correctly, he put two pots on the window sill of the kitchen .

Teacher Yu then expressed his opinion on the composition style, and persuaded everyone not to "commit crimes against the wind", and don't think that you can change a few nonsensical lyrics to fill in the lyrics if there is no limit to the style, and turn a good test paper into a scrap of paper.

When the bell rang for the end of get out of class, Qi Yuan ran half a step slower, so he was dragged out by Teacher Yu.

Hu Qian looked behind him sympathetically, and said to Tao Anran: "Generally speaking, when you think the storm has passed, you are actually just standing in the eye of the storm, and the more violent ones are yet to come."

Tao Anran looked at him, "Is he always like this?"

Hu Qian nodded, "Composition is written indiscriminately, if you choose to fill in blindly, if you can not leave it empty, you can write at least a 'solution' in mathematics, and you will get two points."

Tao Anran was silent for a moment, and said, "It's quite dedicated."

When a monk hits the clock one day, learns to copy one day's homework in the previous day, never hand in blank papers in the exam, and writes all the papers, this is the self-consciousness of walking into the examination room as a scumbag.

Qi Yuan was released before class, and for the next four classes, he was as quiet as a cloud of air, and even if he wasn't paying attention, he couldn't notice his existence.

After one morning of class, when the bell rang for the end of the fifth period, a group of people rushed out of the classroom like hungry wolves and rushed to the cafeteria.Tao Anran tidied up the table in a slow manner, picked up Hu Qian's one that was pushed off the ground and stepped on twice, and stuffed it back into the table for him.