My Sand Sculpture Boss

.Gu Huaizhi has always felt that she has Jiangnan in her eyes, and she should take a boat in the beautiful water town, sing a melodious short tune, and stretch out her ten fingers, which are as white as green onions, to play with the lotus leaves.

Instead of looking at him all day, talking about odd changes and even changes, grabbing a carbon pen from the Confucian Temple to pray for blessings, and asking him to do "Five-Year College Entrance Examination, Three-Year Simulation" together.

Gu Huaizhi deeply felt that an excellent girl like her should not waste her youth for this piece of dung that could not support the wall, so she proposed to break up.

She didn't look surprised, as if she had been waiting for Gu Huaizhi to speak.At dusk, she hugged the book tightly and said, "Huaizhi, before we part, can you watch the stars with me?"

Her eyes were red, and she looked like she was about to cry, but she smiled brightly.Like a branch of peach blossom with dew, it will be broken when it is folded lightly.

There was no way he could refuse.

Because time passed so long, Gu Huaizhi couldn't remember what the stars and moonlight were like that night.The only thing he can remember is a sentence that the beautiful girl said to him:

"For a moment, the midnight leans towards us, leaning a ladder. We climb up together hand in hand, abandoning time as if left behind."

Perhaps the wind was too warm at this time, so that Gu Huaizhi couldn't find things, north and south, so he read it out by accident.

Zhao Suyi stopped staring at the stars in a daze, and turned her head suddenly like an electric shock.He knew that Gu Huaizhi was not reading love poems.But these few lines in the poem are extracted separately. At this moment, they are like whispers between lovers, with more ambiguity and romance.

——We climb together hand in hand, throwing time away.

Zhao Suyi suddenly wanted to hold Gu Huaizhi's hand, leaving his own warmth in the palm, and his fingertips were entwined with each other.However, this thought only popped up a little, and Zhao Suyi withdrew her hand.

As for how to soak up Gu Huaizhi, in addition to "curve to save the country", Zhao Suyi also drew up many plans, but because of his poor psychological quality, he only did some sneaky tricks, and most of the plans were useless.

This is like reviewing your homework before an exam. At first glance, everything is in order, and you think you can get into Tsinghua University and Peking University.When I was waiting to answer the paper, I couldn't do it all. I could only bite my pen while thinking about what kind of waste I was.

While Zhao Suyi was reflecting on what kind of old trash he was, his evil heart was not dead, and he asked with a smile: "Yu Guangzhong's "Mang" is a good poem. How did the second young master remember this sentence?"

Gu Huaizhi was very honest: "My ex-girlfriend said this to me. When we broke up, she asked me to watch the stars and told me."

Zhao Suyi: "..."

Grandma, he shouldn't have asked!

Zhao Suyi drank the old vinegar for real, and she didn't want to lose her face. She leaned in front of Gu Huaizhi, smiled at him, and took off her glasses: "You said, it's your ex-girlfriend who looks good. Or am I pretty?"

The rabbit in his arms turned his head hastily, and said in distaste: "I don't see it, I don't see it."

Gu Huaizhi looked at Zhao Suyi seriously.

Gu Huaizhi knew that Zhao Suyi was good-looking, but his usual indecent appearance concealed his demeanor, and at first glance he looked like an idle, evil villain.At this moment, he calmed down, like a butterfly shedding its heavy cocoon shell, and his ruffian aura faded away, his brows and eyes became clearer, as clean as Kunshan Lengyu.

Gu Huaizhi faintly felt that Zhao Suyi looked like this a long time ago.

Suddenly, Zhao Suyi raised the corner of his mouth and smiled.He suddenly became alive, like a white lotus blooming in the moonlight.

Gu Huaizhi was in a trance, all worries were washed away by this smile.For the first time, he had the urge to touch Zhao Suyi's eyebrows, but he felt out of control, and he clasped his left and right hands restlessly.

You look good, he thought.

Zhao Suyi holds one leg of the glasses in her right hand, and spins them leisurely.He didn't wait for Gu Huaizhi to speak, he smiled: "Of course it's me."

Gu Huaizhi didn't speak, but looked sideways at Zhao Suyi, and his figure was reflected in his eyes.

Zhao Suyi looked at Gu Huai for a while, then looked up at the night sky.He stretched out his hand to the Milky Way and said seriously: "When I was in the sky before, someone told me that the water in the Tianhe River is very cold, but there are stars at the bottom of the river. Take them out and put them on the slingshot, and you can hunt any game." Quite, especially the Chuanxin green sparrows raised in front of Beitiandijun's palace, which are very delicious. He invited me to fish for the stars and catch the green sparrows together when I have time. Unfortunately, in the end, the stars didn't catch any... .In the future, I must use the stars in Tianhe to shoot a green sparrow and roast it."

Rabbit: "It's very leisurely."

Zhao Suyi put gold on her face: "I always like elegance."

Rabbit sighed: "Okay, okay, you two will have plenty of time to be arty. By the way, when are you leaving?"

"No matter what..." Gu Huaizhi originally wanted to say that after Rhubarb found the boy, but before he finished speaking, he found another meaning in the rabbit's words and asked, "Aren't you leaving?" ?"

Rabbit is confident: "When did I say I'm leaving? As long as I don't leave or wake up, this dream will continue. I will go find its owner with Rhubarb, and then we will wander the rivers and lakes together."

Zhao Suyi frowned: "Break into the rivers and lakes?"

"That's right, wandering the rivers and lakes." The rabbit jumped to the ground with a proud expression, "Who said that wandering the rivers and lakes is a human patent? In fact, I am also a chic rabbit who only gets drunk when I am drunk, and sings when I am drunk. My skills are great. , A few years ago, I had a fight with a vicious dog at the farmer's market, and the sun and the moon were endless..."

"Stop, stop." Zhao Suyi interrupted the rabbit, "Hero, do you know what it means if you don't leave here? Are you really not going to be reincarnated as a human?"

The rabbit sneered, and looked up at the moon in the sky.It thinks the moon tonight is beautiful, hazy like a mooncake stuffed with lotus paste, round and sweet.

It opened its mouth disdainfully and said, "What's so good about being a human?"

☆, flower bells (18)

What's so good about being a human?

This question stumped Zhao Suyi.He was not a human being in the first place. When he lived on the Kunlun Mountains, he lived a good life. He ate when he was hungry, drank when he was thirsty, and slept when he was sleepy.When he came to the world, he lived a small life similar to that in heaven. He ate when he was hungry, drank when he was thirsty, and slept when he was sleepy.

For Zhao Suyi, as long as he is happy in his heart, the world is the nine heavens.There is not much difference between being a man or being a fairy.

Similarly, for a rabbit, as long as it is happy and willing, it doesn't matter whether it is reincarnated or a human being.

The rabbit glanced at the moon again, with longing eyes, as if it wanted to bite the moon.It moved its ears: "I hope this is not a dream. Rhubarb is still alive. It can see its owner with its own eyes and return the collar in person. I know, the two of you are kind and want me to tell Rhubarb that I will tell you about it." It has a wandering friendship, talk to it well. But ah..."

At this point, the rabbit laughed again: "But, how can I tell that idiot that he died a long time ago? Rather than letting him know that he was wiped out, it would be better not to recognize me. It died early outside, and its brain is stupid , I haven’t lived a good life for a few days. This is my dream, and the dream is the most suitable for doing whimsical things. Accompanying it to find its owner is already one thing, it might as well add a few more, whimsical to the end.”

It turned its eyes and looked at Zhao Suyi. It was rare to restrain its hostility, and its tone was gentle: "One more thing. My name is listed in the book of the underworld. According to the rules, the gods should arrest me and go to the underworld. Now I want the gods I underlined my name with a red pen, just like Miss Axuan."

Gu Huaizhi worked for Zhao Suyi for several months, and had seen Huang Quanji several times.It was a booklet recording ghosts in the world, and Xuanxuan usually used the names on the booklet to seduce souls into the underworld.The pen for marking the name is divided into two, one is Yin and the other is Yang.Hooked out of the name by the black "Yang", representing death in this world.

Those whose names are ticked off by the red "Yin" are generally evil ghosts judged to be extremely filthy.No reincarnation, no rebirth, wandering between the underworld all day long, until the ashes disappear.

At the beginning, Xuanxuan told Gu Huaizhi that there were three thousand Yin soldiers in Huangquan.She deliberately belittled Zhao Suyi, but she did not tell the truth.In fact, there were indeed three thousand Yin soldiers in Huangquan a long time ago, and Huangquan was also a place of tigers and wolves that the immortals in the heavens did not want to set foot on.

The so-called Yin soldiers are those evil ghosts who cannot be reborn. In fact, there are far more than three thousand in number.Those are things that cannibalize people without spitting out their bones. Their names are ticked off, they jump out of the Three Realms, and they become not afraid of the sun, their lifespan is extended, and they are not afraid of death.It is not uncommon to fight in front of the palace of Emperor Beitian in its heyday, and it is called "Mad Dog Army" in private.The one who formed these evil spirits into Yin soldiers was the only son of the Northern Heaven Emperor, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince of the Nine Heavens.

Rumor has it that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has a bad temper and is mean and surly.He has no strengths other than playing cats and dogs, and he is the biggest dandy in the Three Realms, and he is nicknamed "Mad Dog Leader".

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was sent to Huangquan by Emperor Beitian, who would have imagined that the original prison-like place would be tossed into another look for him.At that time, the three realms were all guessing when the earth emperor in the underworld, the arrogant and domineering mad dog leader, would let his vicious soldiers leave the underworld and fight against his father at the gate of heaven.

After Zhao Suyi took over Huangquan, the three thousand Yin soldiers existed in name only.After a long time, the "mad dog army" of His Royal Highness turned into ashes, wandering around, and only Xuanxuan was left who was willing to follow Zhao Suyi.

Zhao Suyi was stunned for a moment when the rabbit's short words brought back memories, and asked, "What did you say?"

The rabbit thought he didn't hear clearly, so he repeated: "Please ask the god to tick off my name, so that I don't have to go to reincarnation, and no one will bother me, and I can stay in this dream all the time."

Zhao Suyi combed Rhubarb's fur in his sleep, and did not respond to the rabbit clearly, but said, "Your name is Little Sweetheart, right? I read the brochure, and it showed that your name is that."

Rabbit: "Don't mention the black history. It's all the name given to me by the lady who calls herself my mother. Whoever knows it will decide."

"In addition to the name I use now, there is also the name that was called for the first time when I was born." Zhao Suyi smiled, "Who doesn't have a black history? My name in the Huangquan book, except Zhao Suyi, there is also a 'Wow! Soft-feathered chicken cub'. At the beginning, I didn't know which bastard who killed a thousand knives. I didn't know Taishan, but when I saw me who just got out of the shell, I read it to me These five words, won't they be written down?"

Gu Huaizhi thought for a while, then smiled and said, "Then my first name is Gu Meimei."

Zhao Suyi nodded: "Yes, Gu Meimei. It's quite strange, why were you called Meimei when you were born?"

"My parents wanted a girl. I decided on the name Gu Meimei before I was born. When my mother went to the hospital for an examination, she said it was a girl. But old Gu Meide, when she has nothing to do, she is here. My mother is calling Meimei, what can I do?"

"Fortunately, facts speak louder than words. Old Gu gave up on calling me Gu Meimei. But I always feel that my current name was given by Old Gu in memory of his unborn daughter."

Zhao Suyi came to the world late, so he liked to hear Gu Huaizhi talk about these old things, but he couldn't get enough of them, so he asked, "Is there anything else?"

Gu Huaizhi said: "Yes. When I was young, I always wanted to change my name. After looking through the dictionary for several days, I found Gu Juwei, and I even engraved it on my erhu."

Rabbit: "So the three characters Gu Juwei are written on the erhu you used to play "The Little Widow Goes to the Grave"?"

Gu Huaizhi: "What's the matter, can't you?"

Rabbit: "That's great. In case you have some musical accomplishments, you can go abroad to perform with the erhu. When people see your musical instrument, hey, Gu Juwei's three big words first calmed down the audience. Then ask what to play song......"

Gu Huaizhi: "Don't ask, if you ask, the widow will go to the grave."

Zhao Suyi: "Fortunately, Second Young Master, if you can't write well, you can't write martial arts. Otherwise, the three words Gu Juwei would have been immortalized with you through the ages, and both style and style would have blossomed."

They chattered for a while, and they didn't feel sleepy until the moon was in the middle of the sky.

Zhao Suyi carried Little Sweetheart into her arms again, saw Gu Huaizhi yawn, and said, "Go to sleep, I have to help Dahuang find someone tomorrow."

The rabbit said "En", and nestled on Zhao Suyi's body, closing its eyes and sleeping comfortably.

Seeing that they were all asleep, Zhao Suyi hugged the rabbit and lit a cigarette with one hand.He smoked very slowly, as if he was savoring some delicacies from mountains and seas.After the smoke was exhausted, he tilted his head and smiled at Gu Huaizhi: "In the past, those bastards in the sky said you were not good, poking your spine and scolding you all day long. But I think they are the ones who should be scolded because they are blind. You are well, Your Highness. Whether it was before or now, I like it very much."

Zhao Suyi flicked the rabbit's forehead lightly: "This rabbit said that Rhubarb is stupid, but it is really stupid. I just wanted to ask if it was worth it. But I also know that it will definitely answer that I am worth it. Knowing that it is a loss-making business, but still bumping into it, it is really stupid."

"There was Jiang Taigong fishing in ancient times, and today there is rhubarb returning collars. They are all things for those who wish to take the bait." He was a bad mouther, and everyone around him was asleep, and no one thought he was annoying, so he just said it happily, " This silly rabbit will really cause trouble for me, can I tick off the names on the Huangquan brochure?"

Zhao Suyi said "tsk tsk" a few times, and with a casual move, the book of underworld, which was never easily shown to others, floated in front of his eyes, and the page stopped at the one with the name of the little sweetheart: "Speaking of wandering in the rivers and lakes, I've thought about it before. Those young heroes in the storybook with swords on their waists and white horses with silver saddles coming out of Jinghua are so handsome. It's just that I was the only one left, and I didn't want to go by myself, so I didn't go."

"You unlucky rabbit, it's cheap for you. I hope you and Rhubarb can have a good time wandering around, and don't leave any regrets."

He took out the vermilion pen representing "Yin", and the tip of the pen fell on the name of Little Sweetheart, when a red thunderbolt suddenly struck from the sky, so powerful that it almost tore the dream apart.

Gu Huaizhi and the others were awakened by the thunder, Da Huang also opened his eyes, and asked in a daze, "What's going on outside?"

Zhao Suyi smiled: "It's okay, it's just a thunderstorm. We should go to sleep."

Gu Huaizhi rubbed his eyes and said to Zhao Suyi, "Go to bed early."

Zhao Suyi: "Okay, good night."

After they fell asleep again, Zhao Suyi got up and walked out from under the overpass, and took her fairy employment certificate: "I'm Fenghuang from the Telecom Bureau. Don't talk too much, and help me contact the third princess of Dongting, Bai Yuzhen, immediately."

Soon, Long San's voice rang in Zhao Suyi's ears.Her head was messing around, and it sounded like she was in a bar.The loud music covered her voice, and some couldn't hear her clearly: "Hey, Zhao Suyi, tell me what's the matter, don't delay my wife's drinking."

"Long San, are you in Qizhou?"

Long San was very impatient: "Why do you always talk nonsense? Don't ink, my time is precious."

"I have to go to the sky in a few days, my bookstore, please help me keep an eye on it for a while."

Long San was surprised: "Well, what are you doing in the sky?"

Zhao Suyi said calmly, "I want to tick off a name."

"Hick the name? What's so strange about ticking the name." Long San suddenly remembered something, sobered up in an instant, and stopped talking, "Didn't you want to use a red pen to tick the name on the Huangquan booklet?"

Zhao Suyi smiled: "Yes."

Long San's voice was tense: "Fenghuang, are you out of your mind? How dare you? How dare you! Can you tick off the name on the brochure?"

Zhao Suyi turned a deaf ear to it: "Two days at the fastest, five days at the slowest, your uncle Beitian Dijun will send someone to invite my cheap son-in-law to drink tea, and go up to suffer a few thunderstorms. If you do too many whimsical things, you will not This one is missing, just do it to the end."

Long San knew he couldn't stop him, so he asked: "Whose name do you want to tick?"

"A rabbit who wants to roam the rivers and lakes."

Long San: "..."

She was silent for a long time, and opened her mouth to scold: "Hey, you're really going to make trouble for yourself! A rabbit... a rabbit? You're so wise, don't you?!"

Zhao Suyi's tone was very gentle, "It's true, good cousin, I will definitely come back next month with all my needs."

Long San's voice softened, and he stammered: "Yu... Is Yu really your name? Which one is your cousin? You are a bird with wings, and you can't beat water creatures like me. Don’t try to take advantage of me! Don’t be struck dead by lightning in the sky, and I won’t collect the body for you when the time comes.”

☆, flower bells (19)

When the genius was dim, Gu Huaizhi woke up.The first thing he did when he opened his eyes was to slap himself across the face.

The reasons are somewhat complicated.

It was the first time that Gu Huaizhi slept on the flyover, and when he closed his eyes, he heard Zhao Suyi talking to himself next to him, babbling like an eighty-year-old lady.He thought to himself that this Zhao Suyi was bored and crazy, and he was reduced to the pitiful situation of talking to himself.

He originally wanted to pretend to be asleep and listen to it, but Zhao Suyi's voice was too low, it was not as good as a female mosquito's humming to attract his ears, and he was sleepy after a while.

Half asleep and half awake, Gu Huaizhi also felt that Zhao Suyi had gone out for a while, as if he had called someone, and was quite happy.He faintly heard Zhao Suyi's laughter, curious in his heart, and wanted to follow him to have a look.However, this idea was quickly stopped by his limbs that were too lazy to move. He failed to get up, struggled for a while, but changed to a more comfortable position and fell asleep.

Gu Huaizhi didn't sleep soundly, he had a strange dream.

In the dream, Zhao Suyi had tears in her eyes, aggrieved like an angry little girl, and said in a soft voice: "You watched the snow, the stars, and the moon with your ex-girlfriend all night, from poetry to poetry to philosophy of life... "

Gu Huaizhi's attitude is sincere: "My fault, my fault, it's all my fault! I promise you that from now on I will only watch the snow, the stars, and the moon with you, from poetry to poetry to philosophy of life..."

Zhao Suyi rolled her eyes, her face turned red, and she said angrily: "How can I compare to them, what gold and jade, I'm just a grass and tree!"

Gu Huaizhi opened his mouth quickly, his words resounding: "It's a golden marriage, I only think of the former alliance of wood and stone!"

Only then did Zhao Suyi smile through tears, and took Gu Huaizhi's hand affectionately, singing as shyly and timidly as his expression: "Mandarin ducks live together and butterflies fly together, and the spring scenery in the garden is intoxicating. Ask brother quietly, Look at me, am I beautiful...?"

Gu Huaizhi woke up in fright.

He said a series of vulgar words in his heart, raised his hand and slapped himself.This powerful vajra palm really worked, and instantly refreshed the mind, and all the daughters of Ziwei and Daiyu were fanned out of the sky.

Only Zhao Suyi was left in front of him.

At this time, the slanting light broke through the dawn, and the singing of warblers among the willows mellowed into my ears.Gu Huaizhi calmed down and carefully watched Zhao Suyi in front of him.He held a gray rabbit in his arms and was still sleeping.It's just that there seems to be something bothering him, and his brows are slightly frowned.

Gu Huaizhi lowered his eyes, and another classic line sounded in his mind: "—Oh, Mengdan, I want to flatten your brows with an iron."

He despises his own brain and thinks about strange things all day long, but he can't hide the smile on his face.Gu Huaizhi stretched out his hand to grab a strand of his hair, and scratched Zhao Suyi's nose: "As soon as I put the iron on, you might be scalded to death and turn into a hairless chicken. It's so ugly. Let's find a simpler way." .”

Zhao Suyi was ticklish, and being tormented by Gu Huaizhi, she sneezed first.He half-opened his eyes, and grabbed Gu Huaizhi's troublesome hand: "The sky is bright and the sun is bright, sneaking around, what are you doing?"

Zhao Suyi didn't look like usual, neither ruffian nor immortal, with a smile on his lips, he looked a bit worldly, he looked a little drunk.A pair of eyes are like crabapples under red lanterns, hazy and beautiful.

Gu Huaizhi thought, thanks to the fact that he was born in a society ruled by law, he was a motivated young man who grew up under the red flag.If this person was born in a feudal dynasty, he would definitely be a foolish emperor who indulged in beauty, and could do absurd things like burning ten beacon towers to make the beauties laugh.

Xu Shi has been by Zhao Suyi's side for a long time, and Gu Huaizhi's face has become indestructible: "Tickle you, what's wrong?"

"Are you capable?" Zhao Suyi stretched her waist, her eyes fell on Gu Huaizhi's cheek, and she frowned: "Why is there a slap on your face? Could it be that I like killing people in my dreams?"

Gu Huaizhi opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Just now I beat the mosquitoes myself, I didn't wake up, my hands were a little stronger."

"You are really ruthless, and you won't let it go." Zhao Suyi let go of Gu Huaizhi's wrist, "I have to go out in a few days."

Gu Huaizhi asked, "Where are you going? When will you be back?"

"Where are you going?" Zhao Suyi chuckled, and quickly found an excuse, "Go up and report to work. As for when I will come back, I can't tell."

While they were talking, Rabbit and Rhubarb woke up.The rabbit kicked its legs, jumped to the ground, wiped its face twice with its front paws, and opened its mouth like a repeater: "Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go?"

"It's really annoying, it's annoying, it's annoying, it's really annoying." Zhao Suyi picked up the rabbit's ears twice, "Rhubarb is not in a hurry, I see you are so energetic."

Da Huang whispered beside him: "I'm in a hurry."

"Mr. Zhao's slap in the face is really fast." Gu Huaizhi picked up Rhubarb and looked at Zhao Suyi, "Let's go. Take your rabbit, Brother Chang'e."

The sound of Chang'e's elder brother coaxed Zhao Suyi into a daze, and she picked up the rabbit, not knowing where it was going to be.He was bubbling with beauty in his heart, secretly thinking about how to get Gu Huaizhi to call out "Brother Zhao".

Today is cloudy, very cool.

They came to the curb where the boy had dropped the rhubarb yesterday.The rabbit asked Rhubarb: "Do you still remember where the boy's house is?"

Da Huang seriously recalled for a moment, then shook his head: "He took me here by bus and walked for a long time."

The rabbit gave a "pooh" sound: "You have a lot of thoughts, you little bastard."

Gu Huaizhi asked: "Then do you remember where you passed on the road?"

Da Huang: "I remember passing a bridge across the river that had just been built, and two people in the back seat mentioned the East District parking lot during their conversation."

Zhao Suyi: "Furongjiang Bridge, East District Depot. Dahuang, do you remember where you got off the bus yesterday? We only need to find the stop sign and compare it to know which bus Dahuang is on."

Rhubarb thought for a long time, raised his right paw and pointed to the east: "Go this way!"

The stop sign was not far from where the boy left Rhubarb, and within 5 minutes of walking, they came to the bus stop sign.

The rusty old stop sign stood alone by the side of the road, and there were few pedestrians in the waiting area.Next to it is a newly built asphalt road, and the faint smell of asphalt floats in the air.From time to time, a vehicle speeds past it, stirring up a gust of warm summer wind.

By comparison, there are two buses passing through the Furong River Bridge and the East District parking lot, namely No. 26 and No. 710.

Gu Huaizhi took out his pocket and took out three one-dollar coins and two fifty-cent coins, totaling four yuan.He threw a piece to Zhao Suyi: "I gave you half of my belongings."

Zhao Suyi didn't show much on the outside, but he thought wildly in his heart: "What is the property? You should give me your whole body." He looked up at the old stop sign and said, "26 and 710, where should we sit first?" a trip?"

Gu Huaizhi: "That depends on which one of them stops first."

Rhubarb poked his head out of Gu Huaizhi's arms, stretched his neck and looked at the intersection in the distance.The rabbit lay on Zhao Suyi's shoulder, bared its teeth at Rhubarb condescendingly, and taunted: "Look at your talent, it's like a watchdog."

Rhubarb smiled foolishly: "What is the husband-watching stone? I don't know. Sweetheart, little fairy, you follow Brother Chang'e, you have seen a lot, tell me about it."

When Rabbit heard the words "Sweetheart Fairy", she was so disgusted that she didn't know what to say.It took a long breath, calmed down, and said in a voice like reading a text: "A long time ago..."

Da Huang interrupted: "It's a very familiar beginning."

"Shut up! Can you listen?" The rabbit glared at Rhubarb, then said in that dry voice, "A long time ago, there was a small fishing village by the sea. There was a girl in the village who married a young man. The young man I went fishing, but unfortunately capsized the boat. The girl didn’t know about the young man’s capsized boat, so she stood by the sea and waited for him to come back, and she turned into a stone while waiting.”

Da Huang shook his head, and said seriously: "Sweetie, your metaphor is wrong. I'm waiting for a bus, and that bus is not a guy, and I'm not a girl, I can't be turned into a stone."

Rabbit gasped, and squeezed out a few words between his teeth: "You idiot!"

Zhao Suyi pulled the angry rabbit off his shoulders and smoothed its fur: "Okay, the days will be long in the future, and there will be opportunities to find the place again."

The rabbit regained his spirits, his black eyes stared straight, he showed a dumb smile, and said in a trembling voice: "God, God...?"

It heard that Zhao Suyi was about to tick off its name.

Rabbit lived in a dark corner for a long time and heard a lot of gossip.The so-called "parallel world" in Vignette is actually artificially built in Huangquan.Most of the residents here have had their names on the Huangquan Book ticked off by the Zhubi.

There are a few customers who often come to buy cotton candy from it.

They heard that the rabbit ran into a dark corner from Zhao Suyi's hands, so they joked with it: "Your name is in the book of the underworld, and the soft-haired chicken cub named Zhao catches the soul according to the book. If you can run away, the monk can't run away." Temple, at the end of the year when the major organizations in the three worlds are rushing to achieve their goals, you will have to be taken back to be reincarnated obediently. Even if that Zhao is too lazy to come, after a long time, someone from the underworld will come to arrest you."

The rabbit said stupidly: "What Huangquan book? Can the name on it be ticked?"

Several old customers all changed their faces: "The names above are not randomly ticked. There are two pens used to tick names. When they die, their names will be ticked by the black one. If they are ticked again, they will Use another vermilion pen to represent that the name is a fierce ghost and evil spirit who will never be reborn."

"Although the ghosts and evil gods whose names have been ticked off have jumped out of the Three Realms and become no different from ordinary earth immortals, they will sooner or later be wiped out, and they can no longer go out to do evil. The Yellow Spring Book is equivalent to a contract. name, the evil spirits will listen to whoever they say."

Rabbit was shocked: "This is able to gather people to rebel! If Phoenix has the intention of rebellion, why not overturn Chairman Bai's chair?"

A customer said: "Our name is not given by the soft-haired chicken, he can't control us."

Another customer reminded Rabbit: "The emperor of Beitian changed the rules a long time ago. If there are any ghosts and evil gods, they will be sent directly to the underworld to be a coolie for tens of thousands of years, without passing through Huangquan. Now it is difficult to use a red pen to mark names. "

"Tsk tsk tsk, this is really putting on shoes for Zhao. It's obvious that he is a poor commander. I really don't believe him. He comes from a tall family, and he has a bad temper. He was bullied to such an extent that he didn't even give a shit. Don't let go?"

"Actually, Zhao Suyi is not considered naked, isn't there a little girl following him?"

......

Rabbit knew only half of what he heard, and knew that if the name was marked off with the ink brush, he would go beyond the Three Realms and not need to reincarnate.Except for Zhao Suyi, no god can control him, so he is very at ease.It made this request to Zhao Suyi yesterday, but Zhao Suyi didn't respond clearly, so he thought it was cold.

Did not expect to turn around.

Rabbit was both surprised and happy, and asked anxiously, "God wants to tick my name?"

Zhao Suyi sneered: "Why, you regretted it? You don't want to be my little rabbit?"

☆, flower bells (20)

The weather changed from cloudy to sunny.

When the rabbit was sitting on the No. 26 bus, his mind was numb.It's unbelievable, his name was ticked off in a few words, so simple?From then on, you can stay in this dreamland forever and ever, wandering the rivers and lakes with Rhubarb.

When the rabbit came to his senses, the bus had already left for three stops.It was excited, and its two front paws grabbed Zhao Suyi's collar, saying incoherently for a while: "Brother Chang'e, you are so kind..."

Zhao Suyi patted it on the head: "Good boy, I still like your unruly look."

Gu Huaizhi laughed. He lowered his head and scratched Rhubarb's belly, lifted his body up, and looked out the window: "Duhuang, take a look, is there any familiar house?"

The bus was driving fast, and tall and low buildings, far and near, flashed past Da Huang's eyes one by one.It was dizzy and swallowed nervously: "Okay, I'll pay attention."

The car drove to the Furong River Bridge. The rabbit came to the bridge for the first time, and his face was stuck to the glass.

Sparkling ripples, galloping backwards.

The bus got off the bridge and turned onto Jiangbian Avenue.Da Huang didn't blink his eyes, for fear of missing it.Suddenly, its eyes lit up, and it lifted its front paws to scratch the glass vigorously: "It's near here!"

The bus stops by the side of the road.

Gu Huaizhi hurriedly picked up Rhubarb and walked towards the back door of the bus: "What kind of windows are you digging, why don't you hurry up!"

It wasn't until they got off the car that Gu Huaizhi realized that this place looked familiar.Looking to the east, you can still see a corner of the large terrace on the second floor of his house amidst the leaves.

Zhao Suyi looked around, and he also found Gu Huaizhi's home: "Hey, Second Young Master, isn't this a coincidence?" Before he finished speaking, Zhao Suyi saw a couple walking in front of him again, and they held each other. Big yellow dog.The rhubarb dog is bred to be fat and strong, with a glossy coat and a very majestic appearance.

They bumped into Gu Qing and Xie Qiao going out for a walk with their dogs, and they could vaguely hear their conversation.

Xie Qiao asked: "The teacher who taught the erhu just called you over, and told you what happened to our family?"

Gu Qing replied: "Don't mention it, that's not my son, it's my ancestor. In five classes, I had to fight with a classmate surnamed Zhang three times. It looked like I was going to practice Taekwondo."

Xie Qiao took Da Gua by the hand and said to Gu Qing: "Why does he keep fighting with Zhang's classmate? Didn't you ask? If it's Zhang who bullies Huaizhi first, then he should fight."

Gu Qing: "I asked, but it was all a misunderstanding. At the beginning of school, the classmate surnamed Zhang looked away and thought Huaizhi was a little girl, so he said a few more words. After hearing this, Huaizhi scolded him, 'Let your grandma go'." Spiral fart', that's when the fight started. It's really strange, I'm usually a very gentle person, who taught him the phrase 'Put your grandma's spiral fart'?"

"I told Huaizhi at the time, don't keep fighting with classmates because of these trivial things. Suffering is a blessing, and a step back will open up the sea and the sky. This bastard came up and said to me, I wish my father a blessing like the East China Sea, so angry that I want to beat him. But I still Before he could get a slap in the face, he said again, respect the old and love the young. If I call you dad, you already respect the old. In the same way, you have to love the young. This little bastard, little bastard..."

Gu Huaizhi didn't move at all, watching Gu Qing and Xie Qiao walk away slowly.

Zhao Suyi smiled treacherously, leaned into Gu Huaizhi's ear and asked desperately, "What did the classmate with the surname Zhang tell you? It's Meimei, are you so pretty?"

The clean and refreshing fragrance of laundry detergent on Zhao Suyi's body lingered by Gu Huaizhi's side together with his warm breath.Gu Huaizhi felt his ears go soft, so he stretched out his hand and pushed Zhao Suyi far away.

"Zhao Suyi clapped her hands, "Did the surname Zhang really say that you are good-looking?Meimei, it's unreasonable for people to praise you and you still do it. "

Gu Huaizhi hugged Rhubarb, but ignored Zhao Suyi: "Rhubarb, look at the way, how do you get there?"

Seeing that Gu Huaizhi didn't speak, Zhao Suyi's mouth seemed to be wound up, but it was full of energy.He followed behind him, saying "Mei Mei" to the left, and "Mei Mei" to the right, which can kill Kazuki's cicadas.

Rhubarb quietly asked the rabbit: "Are all your gods in the sky so talkative?"

Rabbit laughed awkwardly: "Exception, exception. Our elder brother Chang'e is famous for being eloquent, and he performs stand-up comedy in every Chinese New Year cultural performance."

Gu Huaizhi saw a small food cart on the side of the road, strode over, bought a strawberry-flavored lollipop for [-] yuan, peeled it off, and stuffed it into Zhao Suyi's mouth: "Shut up! Feather chicken."

Zhao Suyi bit the lollipop until it made a loud noise, smiling with crooked eyebrows.

Rhubarb guided the way according to the location in memory, turned left and right, and came to the downstairs of a residential building.Before entering the corridor, a boy ran out with a heavy plastic water gun in his hands, his face full of excitement.