Get teased by a ghost in a horror game

"Does it smell good?"

Shui Sheng heard a voice asking, squinting his eyes and subconsciously replied: "It doesn't smell very good, it's too strong. If it's a little lighter, it can barely be placed in the living room."

"I heard you call me Lao Wangba?" the voice asked again.

Shui Sheng may not have heard who it was, but when he heard the familiar "Lao Baba", he already realized who was standing behind him, turned around, stood in front of the painting with a smile, and was filled with righteous indignation: "Who is that stupid?" Made it up!? We have been buddies for so many years, and it’s not like you don’t know me, how could I..."

Bai Xuqiu, that is, Chi Zhao smiled and pushed Shui Sheng aside, and moved his eyes to the painting behind him.

Seeing this, Shui Sheng rolled her eyes, hugged Chi Zhao's leg sadly, and howled, "No, no, no! I didn't mean that, Lao Zhao!! Listen to my explanation! Listen to my explanation——"

"Explain." Chi Zhao pulled out his legs, looked at Shui Sheng, and pointed to his slightly protruding abdomen on the screen, "The key point is to explain this."

Shui Sheng looked at the belly that was at least three months old, and tentatively asked: "Are you so happy that you are full?"

Chi Zhao said nothing, just looked at him quietly.

Shui Sheng swallowed her saliva, ten thousand years have passed, she didn't expect that she was still so cowardly!Every time, I would be scared to death by Lao Wang's expressionless face, but fortunately, Lao Zhao eats soft but not hard, Shui Sheng hugged Chi Zhao's leg without any scruples, heartbroken: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo — I was wrong, I was wrong, I was really wrong! We have been friends for thousands of years, don’t throw me back there because of such a trivial matter——I’m afraid of the dark, I don’t want to go there --woo woo woo woo--"

Chi Zhao pulled his leg back with a dark face, and before Shui Sheng hugged him, he said, "Don't you want to explain?"

"No, no, just listen to me—" Shui Sheng finished howling, and the memory fault generally didn't know what to say at all. Could it be that he said, "Oh, this is just drawn by me, and it's not a big deal, old man I'll treat you as if you were fat." Taking a look at Lao Baba's face, Shui Sheng felt that he might be thrown back into the turbulent flow of time and space before he finished speaking.

"Why don't you say it?" Chi Zhao looked at the painting with great interest, "I can save you from the turbulence, and naturally I can throw you in again. You should know what to say and what not to say." It should be said."

Shui Sheng: "..." Yaowan, he told that little model Yu Xian all about what should be said and what was not.

Shui Sheng glanced at Old Wang Ba, thought for a while, and explained in a low voice: "Before Lao Zhao came... Yu Xian just left...he is Lao Zhao

Your Taoist brother's brother, so I dare not refuse him..."

Chi Zhao hummed casually, and gently stroked Lin Ye on the painting with his fingers.

"...So...so I said it all..." After Shui Sheng finished speaking, he didn't dare to look at Chi Zhao, and very consciously showed his prototype, turning into a snow-white nine-tailed fox, squatting obediently On the crystal table, furry fox ears were raised.

Chi Zhao raised his hand and pulled the tail of a nine-tailed fox, curling his fingers, implying: "Fox fur feels good."

Shui Sheng's whole fox was stiff, especially the tail that was curled up in Chi Zhao's hand. He felt that the tail was no longer a part of his body.

The fox fur feels good... Shui Sheng is about to cry... He has been cultivating for thousands of years to cultivate Nine Tails, this, this... If he is plucked by the old bastard, what face will he have? Model - woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Just as Shui Sheng expected, in the next second, Chi Zhao asked him to pat his hair: "Pull the hair off."

The nine tails of the nine-tailed fox collapsed weakly on the table, and its pointed mouth opened and closed, but what it said were words: "... old photo——" You can't have a wife and forget the little one!We have had a friendship for thousands of years!

That "old photo" can be said to be very miserable and desperate.

Chi Zhao: "You do it or I do it."

"..." Shui Sheng couldn't resist this damned fate, and hurriedly said, "I'll do it myself!" Didn't the mother just tell Yu Xian about the things in this independent small world opened up by the old bastard? Didn't say anything else, this old bastard is going to lick his own hair, hum!To be heartbroken by this bastard.If this old bastard is allowed to do it, he will be naked all over. If he does it himself, at least he can keep a little hair.

Shui Sheng handed over the fox fur, and after turning into a human form, looking at her bald head, she cried like a mourning concubine: "Old Zhao... I was really wrong——you can stop stroking my fur, and you can't lick my fur anymore. I'm really lost at all, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooo""You bastard! !I want to bite you to death! !

Chi Zhao raised his hand, and his slender fingers kept changing. After a while, the pile of white fox fur turned into a pair of warm gloves.

Chi Zhao put away the gloves in satisfaction, pointed to his swollen belly on the painting, and looked at Shui Sheng, "Explain."

Shui Sheng: "..." I want you to be ashamed, I want you to be ashamed to draw and paint!Draw a fart, draw, draw!

Shui Sheng took out some treasures silently, Chi Zhao stared at the treasures on the table, shook his head slightly, and pointed to the bulging belly in the painting: "Explain."

When Shui Sheng heard that "explain it" had become "explain", there was something going on in secret, so she continued to pick out treasures in pain, until she felt a familiar feeling in her hand, then Shui Sheng pulled out her hand silently, and looked at Chi Zhao carefully: "No, all my collections are here."

Chi Zhao glanced expressionlessly at the pile of things of different sizes and shapes on the table, then pointed to the words on the far right of the painting, and read: "Lao bastard who was a wife for the first time".

"........." Shui Sheng wiped away her tears silently, really self-inflicted, she took out a palm-sized mahogany card with a determined face, and said with snot and tears: " Woooo...Old Wang...Bah!" He said it smoothly, "Old photos—this is a treasure that I have collected through hard work over the past ten thousand years. If you succeed, you must remember to take I'll take it too... woo woo woo, I really don't want to stay in this crappy place at all... woo woo woo old photos—"

"Shut up." Chi Zhao stroked the intricate patterns on the wooden sign with his fingers, his tea-brown eyes were full of long-suppressed pain, his lips undulated slightly, and the small words drifted in the wind.

Shui Sheng has good eyesight, and seeing Lao Wangba immersed in the pain of the past, he quietly nestled on the sofa obediently, trying to minimize his sense of existence.

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It was already nine o'clock when Lin Ye woke up. Thinking about what day it was, he jumped up from the bed, rushed to the bathroom to wash up, changed into the uniform camouflage uniform, and went out quickly. , but when passing by the living room, Ms. Tang Wen forced milk and sandwiches.

Today is the day when he made an appointment with those friends to climb the mountain. His social circle is not extensive. In 19 years, there are only four buddies who have played well. Shang Wen and Luo Li, a tycoon in women's clothing.After Lin Ye took the taxi, he reported the place name, swiped his phone, and sent a message in the group of "Five Young Masters of Baima Clubhouse".

Also Xiao Xiaoshao: I got up late in the morning, and I just got a taxi, so it might be a little later.

Lin's eyelids twitched when he saw the note. Some ghost changed the note to this again. When he was about to change it back, he found that the group owner had locked the permissions.

It's also small and small: Damn it!Change the note, destroy all doors!Who can change it to normal for me!

Duck in a trance: Huh—Xiao Ye, your remarks really match you!Ya 屮屮屮屮屮屮!Why is my note like this

long! ! ! !Who the hell is full of food!Quickly change it back for Xiaoye!angry emoji

Big X's cute girl Luo Luoli: Crying~ you stinking men are actually vicious, blah blah... If you don't change it, don't change it, hum!

Also little:. . . . .

Duck in a trance: ………………

Big X's cute girl Luo Luoli: Hey, hey, you're ignoring her!Men are big trotters, you are not so indifferent when you are in bed, chirping... I am so sad, my waist is so sore... Crying emoji

Frozen chrysanthemum の happy duck: indifferent emoji

Frozen chrysanthemum の happy duck:………………

Looking at the news in the group, Jia Le sent out an emoji to laugh at Lin Ye and Song Jing. The mother saw her note, shook her hand, and sent out a long series of ellipses.

Jia Le had a bad feeling.

In the next second, the phone buzzed like a bomb and vibrated continuously. Jia Le quickly set the group message to Do Not Disturb with his fingers, and the vibration of the phone slowly stopped, but a long stream of spring water appeared on the screen of the phone. The emoticon package made Jia Le dumbfounded.

Big X cute girl Luo Luoli: Crying emoji

Big X's cute girl Luo Luoli: Helpless, weak and pitiful, at such a young age, she has to face all X's, crying pear blossoms with rain.

Big X's cute girl Luo Luoli: Huh╭(╯^╰) ducks and ducks, raise eyebrows

Big X's cute girl Luo Luoli: Why are you ignoring her~ I'm so sad, the world is wrong, hehehehehe lied to you! ! !

Big X’s cute girl Luo Luoli: She’s so empty and lonely~ woo woo woo A good chicken doesn’t want to be a chicken, but I come here to be a duck, hum!People are going to quit.

Big X's cute girl Luo Luoli: You stinky men don't care about her anymore, she has really changed careers~ What?

Ye Xiaoshao: Ion, don't scare me, I was pecked by a duck when I was a child, I was afraid...

Big X’s cute girl Luo Luoli: Cover your face and cry emoji, let’s say what you say, who told you to be daddy’s big baby~ let’s take a sip

Ye Xiaoshao: I am dead...

Duck in a trance: woo woo woo—you ugly woman, my man died on your bed!I want to fight you hard! 30 meters machete emoji

Big X's cute girl Luo Luoli: Sand sculpture, it's because you are a man who can't do it, the mother of the mother will die before he is satisfied, and the mother will ask you to return the goods!

...............

Lin also looked at the smoky group chat speechlessly, and silently put away his phone.I kind of miss Qiuqiu, I don’t know what Qiuqiu is doing today, I don’t know what Qiuqiu eats in the morning, I don’t know if Qiuqiu will wear camouflage uniforms, I don’t know if Qiuqiu will go mountain climbing, I don’t know if Qiuqiu’s mountain climbing is compatible with He climbed the same mountain, and he didn't know if Qiuqiu would be bitten by insects, what Qiuqiu would eat for lunch, and Qiuqiu... Lin Ye's mind was full of whether Qiuqiu would do this, Qiuqiu Will it be something? Lin is also a little annoyed, and asked the master how long it will take to reach the destination.

Driver master: "There is still half an hour."

Lin also thought that he could play the game in half an hour, so he clicked on the game interface. Before he could do anything, he was startled by a red skull-shaped message box popping up in front of him.

[Player Lin has also been judged by the system to be an obedient boy, and is limited to playing the game once a day. Since the player played two games yesterday, today's quota will be cancelled. 】

Lin also clicked casually, and found that the game interface was completely locked and there was no response. Looking at the little red dot on the head of the villain representing Bai Xuqiu, he sighed helplessly and closed the game dumbfounded.

The driver master saw Lin Ye who was staring at the driver in despair from the rearview mirror, and said in a tone of passing people: "Young man, you have to coax the young couple if you have a quarrel, don't be embarrassing, the girlfriend still has to coax here."

Lin didn't want to explain so much, but seeing that the driver was kind, he responded and said that he knew, thank you, master.

The mountain that Lin Ye and the others were going to climb was in the suburbs, so they traveled smoothly all the way without being blocked on the road. When Lin Ye arrived at the destination, it was already a quarter past ten. Almost as soon as Lin Ye got out of the car, he saw the group of people who attracted attention. Four buddies.Song Jing had a baby face, wearing a camouflage uniform, and she was talking happily in front of the three of them. Lin also knew that the guy was full of bad things, and what he said was definitely not a good thing; the expressionless and gentle one It was Jia Le, but Lin also noticed that the corners of Jia Le's mouth were raised slightly, obviously interested in what Song Jing said; the one with the most lovable and loudest grin was Shang Wen, and his facial features were five people Of course, Shang Wen, Jia Le, and Song Jing are all normal, and the most abnormal one is Luo Li. Lin also sees that among the three There is a girl with double ponytails, a navel vest and a pink miniskirt, carrying a kawaii bunny bag, touching her hair from time to time and smiling softly.

When Lin Ye saw them, the group of people naturally also noticed Lin Ye. As soon as Lin Ye approached, he was surrounded by the group of fox friends and dog friends, and looked at Lin Ye with a mean smile.

Luo Li's eyes widened, and he said aggrievedly: "Xiaoye...the family also likes you...why don't you know how to wait for him...you even went to find another man behind your back," Luo Li said. Clutching his heart, he wanted to cry: "It hurts so much here...the kind that hurts so much that you can't breathe, the kind that needs to be kissed by Xiaoye to get better..."

Lin Ye: "..."

Shang Wen pushed Luo Li aside, his blue eyes gleamed with gossip, "Who is Bai Xuqiu? Is there a photo? Did you call him to come with you? Which one of you will go up and down?"

Lin Ye: "..."

Lin also doesn't need to answer other questions, but he still needs to clarify the matter of Gongshou.

Song Jing looked at Lin Ye who was hesitant to speak, and kindly answered for him: "Small is also a gong!!" Turning to look at Xiao Ye, he said, "Xiao Ye, I made a bet with others. If you are gong, I will If he wins, the loser will live stream it, so we have a good show to watch!"

Shang Wen's face changed when he heard Song Jing say this, and he frown as if swallowing a fly.

Lin also frowned, and asked: "Then if you lose, do you want to live broadcast chop X?"

Song Jing looked smug: "Am I that stupid? Chop X?! If you lose, of course it's a live broadcast to steal your underwear, and I'm not stupid... Aww——Xiaoye, why did you hit me?!"

Lin also punched him, puzzled, and wanted to give Song Jing another blow, but this time Song Jing was on guard, and pulled Luo Li who was watching the show to block him, and explained to Lin: "Xiao Ye Don't blow it up, don't I think I won't lose, you are holding back the fire,

Calm down, calm down, and convert to Buddhism. "

Lin also bitterly thought that Song Jing would never be allowed to enter the house in the future, and his mother would never know when his underwear would be gone.

Luo Li looked at the hand lying on his chest, and whimpered, "Woo... Song Jing, you stinky rascal, you actually got out of the business of strong men locking up men in broad daylight... Woooooo...you've put other people's breasts in your hands... Squashed..."

Song Jing let go of her hand with aversion to cold, and dodged aside.

"Okay, okay, let's climb the mountain first, we will have time to ask about this when we go back." Jia Le said, "If it is too late, we probably have to

Spent the night on the mountain. "

They, including Lin Ye, didn't want to spend the night on the mountain at all, so the five of them prepared to prepare things, and after some tidying up, they began to climb the mountain

Jia Le, Shang Wen, and Lin also majored in the same major, that is, cosmic botany, so when climbing the mountain, they would pay special attention to the plants on the mountain, and would carefully pick off a branch of the favorite or useful one and put it in the preparation in advance. A good petri dish, so you don't have to worry about the plant dying halfway through.Luo Li and Song Jing majored in cosmic literature, and they occasionally went crazy and recited a poem or two. The five of them talked and laughed and fell in love with each other, so they felt tired when they climbed the mountain.This mountain is called Chiyun Mountain. It is the closest mountain to the city, and it is not very high. Everyone climbed halfway, and finally reached the top of the mountain at three o'clock in the afternoon.At this time, the sunlight is not so glaring. Standing on the top of the mountain and looking down, you definitely don’t have the feeling of being immortal, but the relaxation after climbing the mountain is also very comfortable. The five of them had a simple picnic on the top of the mountain. I hurried down the mountain. After all, there were no buildings on the top of the mountain. There was a dense bush, and it was very barren without any human habitation. It was obviously not a good choice to spend the night here.

As soon as you get off the mountain, you will rush to a restaurant with local characteristics at the foot of the mountain. The dishes in this restaurant are all made from local ingredients. Both meat and vegetables are collected from Chiyun Mountain. The chef's craftsmanship is also excellent, so this restaurant The dishes are famous far and wide.

The five of them booked a private room and ordered all the signature dishes. The table was filled with delicious dishes. Everyone had played for a whole day, but they didn't eat anything good. Now they saw these dishes with green eyes. Regardless of Sanqi 21, just pick up the chopsticks and do it. In less than half an hour, five people cleaned up more than ten plates on the table.

"Hic—" Song Jing's hiccup seemed to be a signal, and then there were hiccups one after another in the box.

"Xiao Ye, hurry up and tell me about the person who stole your heart~" Luo Li, who was full, turned into a big X cute girl again, and couldn't let go of this matter.

Lin also exhaled weakly, looked at his friends, and talked about Bai Xuqiu's affairs in general, but Jia Le, who usually didn't speak but got angry when he spoke, also grabbed Lin desperately. Helpless, they talked for two hours in a row, and even told how many eyelashes Bai Xuqiu had before they let themselves go.

So when Lin Ye returned home, he looked like a deserter who had lost a battle. He was wearing a camouflage uniform with lumps of mud here and there, and some cooking oil soup. Lin Ye could tell at a glance that it was that guy Luo Li who came up to him.

Ms. Tang Wen saw that her son came back from fooling around, and immediately rolled a basket of golden beans towards Lin Ye. Knowing liberation, he took a comfortable hot bath and then went downstairs to pick up the bone soup cooked by Ms. Tang Wen. There was no way, Qiuqiu was half a head taller than him. Now he is still 19 years old, and he can grow longer!Lin also drank the pot of bone soup and went upstairs. When passing by Ms. Tang Wen's bedroom, Dad Lin happened to open the door, "Xiaoye, I will put your express delivery in your bedroom for you. If you are tired from climbing today, remember to rest early ah."

Lin also said hello, said good night to Father Lin, and then went back to the bedroom to unpack the express delivery.This time there was only one courier box, which was still a small box. After Lin Ye opened it, he saw a simple wooden sign and a pair of gloves of unknown fur. They were white and fluffy, and Lin also thought they should be rabbit fur; look Wearing gloves and a wooden sign, Lin was also a little puzzled.This time the game is obviously related to the ocean, but why is the reward an ordinary wooden sign and rabbit fur gloves?But Lin didn't think much about it. He rummaged through the box and didn't see the instructions, so he casually threw the wooden sign into the pea pod, lay back on the bed and hugged the pea pillow and started thinking about Qiuqiu.

I don't know what Qiuqiu ate at noon, I don't know what Qiuqiu ate at night, I don't know if Qiuqiu has bone soup... Forget it, Qiuqiu is already so high, so I don't want to drink it, I don't know what Qiuqiu is today Have you played games? Sure enough, 95% of the pain shielding is to

Those who paid a terrible price, alas, must play negatively tomorrow, and stay in it for a long time...

"Fuck—"

Lin also kicked his legs, damn it, he didn't expect to ask Qiuqiu for his contact information and address!

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sure enough, these 19 years were based on strength alone.