Slag Gong Training Manual

Xia Ze asked Xue Qi to meet at night, because he didn't want to delay Xue Qi's work, so he made an appointment with gay directly.

"You said you want to be a scumbag?!" Xue Qi exclaimed.

"Keep your voice down!" Xia Ze hurriedly covered Xue Qi's mouth, "Why should I be the only scumbag? I also want to be a scumbag, a peerless scumbag!"

"Are you okay?" Xue Qi looked suspiciously at Xia Ze.He's 1.8 meters tall, and he's got a baby face, so who would believe that he's a scumbag?

"Don't look down on people," Xia Ze saw Xue Qi's hesitation, and pretended to take out a pair of gold-rimmed glasses from his bag and put them on, "I specially studied how to be a scumbag. Tonight's article, now I have a certain amount of theoretical reserves. Let me tell you, Slag Gong is all about setting up various affectionate characters in the early stage, and then cheating money and sex later. Look at me, am I a bit of a gentle scum? mean?"

Xue Qi wanted to laugh, Xia Ze looks like a high school student who wants to pretend to be a social elite, he is so cute and silly, and Xia Ze said that he wants to be an attacker... This seems a bit out of character.But he couldn't say it directly, so he nodded in cooperation with Xia Ze.

But on the other hand, he was actually quite worried about Xia Ze. After hesitating for a long time, he still couldn't help but speak.

"But Aze... do you really want to be a scumbag? In this case, what is the difference between you and Chen Yi and the others? It is very innocent for you to be hurt by them, but the person who will be hurt by you in the future is also very innocent... "

Xia Ze asked for a glass of wine that didn't sound very strong, took a sip, and let out a long sigh.

"Oh, I know it too... So I'm actually very conflicted. It's so annoying! This world is really unfair to good people!"

After Xia Ze finished speaking, he suddenly fell down on the table.Xue Qi was taken aback and shook him, seeing that he seemed to be just drunk, he felt relieved, picked up the empty wine glass and sniffed it.

"Long Island Iced Tea, I heard him just now when he asked for it."

Xue Qi looked back and saw that it was Qin Huan, followed by a tall and handsome man.

"Old...boss."

Qin Huan responded symbolically, stepped forward and looked at Xia Ze: "Hey, you're quite drunk."

"Yes... yes, I just fell down while I was talking." Xue Qi didn't dare to lift his head. The boss is very nice, but the friend next to him looked very difficult to mess with.

Although...he is really handsome, but the aura is really scary.

"Um...boss, can I take a short leave of absence to send him home? He doesn't know many people here, so he won't be able to go back alone when he's drunk like this."

Qin Huan heard this, raised his eyebrows, and said half-jokingly: "Why, you want to pick the busiest time in the store to be absent from work?"

Xue Qi's face flushed immediately: "No, the boss, I..."

"Okay, I won't eat you again."

"I'll take him back." Cen You who was at the side suddenly said.

"Ah?" Qin Huan didn't react all of a sudden, and turned his head to ask Xue Qi in disbelief: "What did he just say?"

"He said he was sending Aze back." Xue Qi had no choice but to answer.

Qin Huan slowly recalled it, and his expression became extremely complicated.

Is Cen You's frigidity enlightened?That buddy must support it!

He said to Xue Qi with a serious face: "I think this method is good. You don't have to be absent from work, and your friends will be sent home. It kills two birds with one stone."

Obviously, he has achieved countless things in one fell swoop. The key to helping Cen You embrace a beauty is to make him owe him a favor. This kind of opportunity does not always exist.

"But..." Xue Qi was a little hesitant, after all, no one could safely hand over a completely drunk person to a stranger like this.

"It's nothing to worry about, don't worry." Qin Huan pointed at Cen You, "Just this guy, he probably doesn't know how to write the word 'indecent'. Besides, your boss and my friend have guaranteed character Yes, you will never do anything you shouldn't do, right?" He winked at Cen You.

Cen You ignored him, and stepped forward to help Xia Ze up from the chair. Unexpectedly, this guy looked very thin, but he was not light.

"Enter his home address." He turned on the phone's navigation and handed it to Xue Qi.

"Okay...Okay." Xue Qi quickly took it, entered the address of Xia Ze's home, and then returned it to Cen You, "Then I will leave it to you, Ze."

"Aze?"

"Oh yes, his name is Xia Ze."

"Okay, got it. I'll tell your boss when it's delivered." After Cen You finished speaking, ignoring Qin Huan's gossiping expression, he carried Xia Ze out of the bar.

However, in the car, Xia Ze was not restless at all.All of a sudden, he sang a song.

"Love is like a blue sky with white clouds, a clear sky..."

"Shut up!" Cen You's head grew dizzy, what the hell is this mess?

After being yelled at by him, Xia Ze didn't sing any more and fell silent.

Cen You thought that he could finally calm down for a while, but after a while, he heard another burst of crying.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L K K K L L .

Cen You laughed back angrily: "Aren't you a man?"

After hearing this, Xia Ze really thought about it seriously, and said, "I am, but they are all men, why are some people so scumbags?"

He simply snapped his fingers and counted, mumbling in his mouth that he didn't know what he was talking about, and then cried again: "Why are all these men I've dated so bad? Is it fun to give people a cuckold? I like them all Wear it for me?"

Cen You was silent.

Xia Ze didn't expect to hear an answer, and continued: "I will be sad too, even if I have been cuckolded many times, I will still be sad."

Cen You turned to look at him, the boy's eyes were already a little swollen, his face was still flushed abnormally due to drunkenness, and a few traces of tears could still be vaguely seen.

He didn't know how to comfort him better. He was thinking about it when the people around him suddenly sat upright.

"So, I have to learn to be a scumbag!"

? ? ?What is this guy talking about?

Cen You glanced at this delirious little lunatic.Slag Gong?Does this little thing have some big misunderstandings about himself?

When they arrived downstairs at Xia Ze's house, Cen You struggled to drag him out of the car.

"Hello, which floor do you live on?"

Xia Ze didn't know what he said in a very low voice, so Cen You could only bend down and lean over to listen.

"402..."

After Xia Ze finished speaking, he suddenly turned his head and rubbed his lips against Cen You's face.Cen You suddenly became petrified, but the perpetrator fell into his arms in a daze again.

damn it.

He helped Xia Ze into the elevator and reached out to press the floor.After finally arriving at the door of Xia Ze's house, Cen You found the key in his pocket and was about to open the door when Xia Ze suddenly stood up straight again.

?

What are you doing again?

Xia Ze stared at Cen You for a while, then stretched out his hands and patted his cheek: "Xue Qi, why are you so skinny? You're all skinny in disguise."

He frowned again and looked at Cen You carefully: "Why did you grow taller? They are taller than me!"

Cen You felt that his temples were starting to hurt.

Xia Ze hugged Cen You again, and said proudly: "It's okay! My buddy will go to Tiansheng to work next week. From now on, I will follow my buddy, let's eat delicious food and drink spicy food together!"

Tiansheng?Was it an employee of Tiansheng?

Cen You was a little surprised.

However, a certain alcoholic didn't give him any more time to think, and fell to the ground directly.

Cen You looked at the guy on the ground whom no one knew when he started drinking madness, and even wondered if he just came back to life or something.

Forget it, let's talk about it later.

Putting Xia Ze on the bed and covering him with a quilt, Cen You was finally able to catch his breath.

He stared at the person who had fallen into a deep sleep on the bed for a while. Xia Ze's sleeping appearance was actually very good, with his mouth slightly open, he really looked like a child.

Also, why is this guy's eyelashes so long?

Cen You felt like a pervert, so he quickly shook his head.

At this time, he found a notebook on the bedside table.

Diary?This guy still keeps a diary?

He was full of curiosity about this seemingly inconspicuous notebook, but he felt that it was not good to peep into other people's privacy like this. He struggled for a long time, and finally...

I just take a look.

He reached for the notebook and opened the first page.There are six big characters neatly written on it.

Zha Gong's training manual.

There is also a fist drawn next to it, one can imagine that Xia Ze was full of determination when he wrote these words.

Reminiscent of what Xia Ze said in the car, Cen You immediately understood, and couldn't help laughing.

Is this guy for real?

He turned another page and found that he actually wrote something.

"The so-called scumbag, you must be affectionate in the early stage, spoil the shou to death, let the shou fall for you, and firmly grasp the heart of the little shou. The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. The better the early stage, the better the later stage. It will hurt him more."

Cen You closed the notebook, and then glanced at Xia Ze who had no idea that his plan had already been leaked.

"It's getting more and more interesting."

At this time, Cen You's cell phone rang suddenly, he took out the cell phone and looked, it was Qin Huan.

"How is it, Boss Cen, have you successfully escaped from being a virgin tonight?"

Cen You pressed a few words on the screen.

"Go away, I'm a gentleman."

"Also, if something really happened tonight, do you think I have time to reply to your message now? You underestimate brother too much."

When Qin Huan received the news, he rolled his eyes in a very speechless manner, then turned to Xue Qi and said, "Your friend has arrived home safely."

"Thank you boss." Xue Qi felt relieved.

"It's okay, go get busy." Qin Huan stuffed the phone into his pocket and left.

Cen You finished sending the message, thought about it, and called the secretary again.

"Hey, help me find out if there is a new employee named Xia Ze in our company, and if you find out, send me all his information."