Non-sister-in-law Raiders
Chapter 80 Extra Story: PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
After paying the money, Lin Jinyun and Ding Xue went out together.
As soon as the two of them walked to the door, the smell of the cake immediately caught Ding Xue's attention.
Feeling that the corner of his clothes was being pulled suddenly, Lin Jinyun immediately turned his head.
"Lin Jinyun, treat me to a cake, just for dessert."
Lin Jinyun glanced at the place she pointed, and immediately frowned and said, "Please forgive me, there are so many people, this cake is still freshly made, and it will take at least ten, twenty, ten minutes to buy it."
"It's only 10 minutes, not a long time."
"Is your time brought by the strong wind? I don't have time. I have something to do later."
"Then you owe me a coconut cake."
Lin Jinyun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Okay, okay, go back quickly, don't you go to work this afternoon?"
"Then I'll go. If there is any news about the school, I will call you."
"Okay, thank you."
Ding Xue was about to say goodbye when she suddenly remembered something and poked her waist lightly with her index finger, "What does she look like? Take it out and have a look."
Unexpectedly, Lin Jinyun shrank back abruptly, covered his waist with his hands and said in disgust: "Tsk, talk well, why are you poking someone?!"
"Haha, so you are ticklish."
Ding Xue became playful when she said that, and smiled and raised her hand to poke her waist, frightened Lin Jinyun waved her hand like chasing flies away, and said anxiously: "Hurry up, hurry up!" It’s not embarrassing how old you are to still play this.”
"I don't think so!"
Ding Xue laughed and teased her a few more times, then withdrew her hand and said goodbye to her.
Lin Jinyun glared at her angrily, waved his hand perfunctorily, turned around and walked in the opposite direction.
But he stopped suddenly after walking about ten steps, because there was a familiar figure standing on the curb at the intersection ahead.
Then there was a burst of quick steps forward.
"Hey! I caught it!" Lin Jinyun grabbed Jiang Lan's hand and said happily, "Why are you here?"
Jiang Lan turned her head to look over, but there was no shock or surprise on her face, she just said indifferently: "I'm here to talk to Chef Zhang about the banquet, why are you here?"
"I... oh, I'm in town for a meeting today."
"Why didn't I hear you talk about it yesterday?"
"Oh, I was transferred here temporarily. By the way, have you eaten yet?"
"No."
"That's right." Lin Jinyun smiled and pointed behind him, "Look, do you still remember the western restaurant I mentioned to you? This is the one. Come on, I'll take you there to eat western food."
Jiang Lan didn't show much joy, just asked her: "Have you eaten?"
"I've eaten, but I can have some more with you, let's go."
"What did you have for lunch?"
"Porridge. What else can I eat now?"
Very good, the more you cheat, the more natural it becomes.
Jiang Lan was angry, but still followed Lin Jinyun to the restaurant. She wanted to see what other lies this man could tell.
After entering the restaurant, the seats by the window were already full, so the two picked a table by the wall.
The waiter brought over the menu, Jiang Lan took the menu, and said to Lin Jinyun, "I don't know how to order, why don't you help me order, I can eat everything."
"Okay." Because he had read the menu once before, Lin Jinyun simply didn't open the heavy menu book, and said to the waiter directly: "One serving of sirloin steak, one serving of creamy mushroom soup, two servings of potatoes Mud, do this first."
After the waiter wrote the order and left, Jiang Lan suddenly asked, "Didn't you say that you have never eaten Western food? But the way you order, it doesn't look like you have never eaten."
Lin Jinyun was taken aback when he heard it, and then realized what a low-level mistake he had made, so he blinked unconsciously and explained: "Oh, I... I just sneaked a look at the other table when I walked in It’s basically these things.”
"Jin Yun, you are so good, you can tell 'cream of mushroom soup' just by looking at it."
"..."
Oops, oops, carelessness!Ahhh why am I so stupid? !
Damn, how is this going to be round?And her expression obviously doubted me.
I'd better talk less now.
Thinking of this, Lin Jinyun shut his mouth immediately, and only looked at the table with an uncomfortable smile, then at the flowers on the table, then at the child rolling spaghetti on the next table...
I just dare not look at Jiang Lan.
Seeing her like this, Jiang Lan became even more angry, so she simply kept silent and just stared at her.
The two were silent for about ten seconds in such a strange way.
Finally, Lin Jinyun couldn't hold back any longer, and asked with a dry smile, "Why do you keep looking at me?"
"Are you afraid of me watching?"
"No, let's see."
Then, there was another silence.
Fortunately, the timely appearance of the waiter eased the embarrassment, and the mashed potatoes were brought to the table.
Lin Jinyun hurriedly lowered his head and began to eat, and finally there was some noise at the table.
After a while, steak and mushroom soup were also delivered.
Jiang Lan glanced at the cutlery on the table and asked, "Which hand should I use to hold this knife and fork?"
"It seems like a fork on the left and a knife on the right..." Lin Jinyun was talking, and added: "Let me cut it for you!"
She hurriedly took the plate in front of Jiang Lan, and began to carve the beef for her.
After 5 minutes, the steak was cut: uniform in size and neat incision, comparable to the level of waiters in five-star restaurants.
"Okay, it will taste better when dipped in the sauce here."
Jiang Lan took the fork, forked a piece of beef into her mouth, looked at Lin Jinyun, biting very hard...
As a result, Lin Jinyun felt even more empty, and asked her weakly: "Is this meat too hard?"
"Well, it's very hard. But it will loosen after chewing a few more times. After all, it's meat, and it will always be bitten open by teeth."
Lin Jinyun didn't dare to think about the meaning of these words, so he had no choice but to follow up literally: "Then don't eat it, I'll take you to eat something else. Western food is actually just like that, and there's nothing delicious about it."
Upon hearing this, Jiang Lan looked at her and said with a smile: "But I think you seem to like to eat, and you are talking and laughing while eating, and playing around at the door."
At this moment, Lin Jinyun finally understood: he was "bitten open"...
The general trend is over, if you continue to lie, it will only become darker and uglier. Lin Jinyun hastily explained: "That is my former colleague, who is now teaching at City No. [-] Middle School. She likes to joke, and usually likes to fight with people. Don’t get me wrong, you’re messing around.”
But Jiang Lan just listened, didn't answer, and started to chew another piece of beef, the chewing force was not necessarily weaker than before.
Lin Jinyun panicked, and hurriedly continued: "I lied to you by saying that I eat porridge, but what I eat for lunch is bread, mashed potatoes and milk. You see, they are all easy to digest. I will listen to you now. Don’t dare to eat greasy food outside.”
"Don't avoid the important and take the easy!"
"what?"
"What are you doing in the city today?"
"I came to talk to this former colleague about business. It's really business. I have a small favor for her to help. She proposed to come here for dinner, and he asked. I couldn't refuse, so I had to come together."
Unexpectedly, when Jiang Lan heard this, she said nervously: "What help? Have you encountered any difficulties?"
"No, I'm not in trouble. Just a little favor."
"Is it because you asked for too much leave this time, and the leader gave you small shoes?"
"No, no." Lin Jinyun was afraid that she would think too much, and said anxiously: "That's right, I may be transferred to work in the city after the next year, and I want to ask this colleague to understand the situation in the city first. You don't know, the people in the city are quite complicated Yes, if you don’t find out the situation in the water first, how will you know whether you are stepping on stones or mud.”
Jiang Lan believed this explanation, but the matter was not over yet, "Then why did you lie to me that I came to a meeting?"
"Didn't I... Didn't I want to surprise you? Being transferred to the city is considered a promotion. I was thinking of telling you the good news when this matter is finalized and the notification finally comes down."
"That's just asking why you laugh like that? Do you have to poke around the door and fight around when you ask about the situation?"
Yep, back again...
Shouldn't you be happy when you hear that I'm going to be transferred to the city? Why would you care about other things?
Alas, this is true, just over a mountain, and met a river.
There are so many bumps and bumps!
She couldn't help feeling wronged: Where did the poking come from?Obviously she is the only one poking me!
But even if there was a grievance, she didn't dare to appeal, and she knew that relying on identification could not solve the problem at this time, so she had to honestly apologize: "I'm sorry, I will definitely pay attention in the future."
"Anyway, you have to be careful about your image. It would be bad for students to see this appearance."
"Yes, it's not good."
"However, your ex-colleague is quite enthusiastic, and you are willing to help you even if you are no longer working together."
Huh?Why did you suddenly throw out this sentence again?Is it over yet?
Lin Jinyun quickly prepared a response in his mind, and opened his mouth: "Oh, it sounds good to be enthusiastic, but to put it bluntly, she just wants to eat. She is notoriously gluttonous."
"Where, look at how slender she is. If she is really greedy, how can she maintain such a figure?"
Lin Jinyun was not sure about this sentence, so he had to answer slowly and carefully: "She is quite slender..."
Sure enough, when she saw Jiang Lan's hand holding the fork, she hurriedly changed her words: "But what's the use of being slim, to save a few inches of cloth? In my opinion, it's best to be healthy and well-proportioned, with a figure like yours Just right."
Speaking of this, Jiang Lan finally laughed, and said angrily: "But I just went to Chef Zhang's house, and his wife said that I was too thin and looked old."
Well, well, the topic is over, the crisis is resolved, and the world is peaceful.
Lin Jinyun responded casually: "Aren't you too thin, hurry up and get fatter."
She forgot to refute the point of being old...
The smile faded away in an instant, and then a slash flew over.
Lin Jinyun was at a loss: what's wrong? ? ?
I'm afraid, I'd better hide first.
"By the way, there is a line outside to buy cream cakes. You can eat slowly here, and I will go out and buy cakes for you."
As soon as he said that, he slipped away.
Jiang Lan looked up at her hurried figure walking out, watched her walk out of the main entrance of the restaurant, walked along the floor-to-ceiling windows, and finally reached the end of the line and lined up in a regular manner. Sitting inside, he waved his hand.
Laughing like a fool.
Really, so silly.
Jiang Lan also laughed.
Well, I forgive you.
As soon as the two of them walked to the door, the smell of the cake immediately caught Ding Xue's attention.
Feeling that the corner of his clothes was being pulled suddenly, Lin Jinyun immediately turned his head.
"Lin Jinyun, treat me to a cake, just for dessert."
Lin Jinyun glanced at the place she pointed, and immediately frowned and said, "Please forgive me, there are so many people, this cake is still freshly made, and it will take at least ten, twenty, ten minutes to buy it."
"It's only 10 minutes, not a long time."
"Is your time brought by the strong wind? I don't have time. I have something to do later."
"Then you owe me a coconut cake."
Lin Jinyun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Okay, okay, go back quickly, don't you go to work this afternoon?"
"Then I'll go. If there is any news about the school, I will call you."
"Okay, thank you."
Ding Xue was about to say goodbye when she suddenly remembered something and poked her waist lightly with her index finger, "What does she look like? Take it out and have a look."
Unexpectedly, Lin Jinyun shrank back abruptly, covered his waist with his hands and said in disgust: "Tsk, talk well, why are you poking someone?!"
"Haha, so you are ticklish."
Ding Xue became playful when she said that, and smiled and raised her hand to poke her waist, frightened Lin Jinyun waved her hand like chasing flies away, and said anxiously: "Hurry up, hurry up!" It’s not embarrassing how old you are to still play this.”
"I don't think so!"
Ding Xue laughed and teased her a few more times, then withdrew her hand and said goodbye to her.
Lin Jinyun glared at her angrily, waved his hand perfunctorily, turned around and walked in the opposite direction.
But he stopped suddenly after walking about ten steps, because there was a familiar figure standing on the curb at the intersection ahead.
Then there was a burst of quick steps forward.
"Hey! I caught it!" Lin Jinyun grabbed Jiang Lan's hand and said happily, "Why are you here?"
Jiang Lan turned her head to look over, but there was no shock or surprise on her face, she just said indifferently: "I'm here to talk to Chef Zhang about the banquet, why are you here?"
"I... oh, I'm in town for a meeting today."
"Why didn't I hear you talk about it yesterday?"
"Oh, I was transferred here temporarily. By the way, have you eaten yet?"
"No."
"That's right." Lin Jinyun smiled and pointed behind him, "Look, do you still remember the western restaurant I mentioned to you? This is the one. Come on, I'll take you there to eat western food."
Jiang Lan didn't show much joy, just asked her: "Have you eaten?"
"I've eaten, but I can have some more with you, let's go."
"What did you have for lunch?"
"Porridge. What else can I eat now?"
Very good, the more you cheat, the more natural it becomes.
Jiang Lan was angry, but still followed Lin Jinyun to the restaurant. She wanted to see what other lies this man could tell.
After entering the restaurant, the seats by the window were already full, so the two picked a table by the wall.
The waiter brought over the menu, Jiang Lan took the menu, and said to Lin Jinyun, "I don't know how to order, why don't you help me order, I can eat everything."
"Okay." Because he had read the menu once before, Lin Jinyun simply didn't open the heavy menu book, and said to the waiter directly: "One serving of sirloin steak, one serving of creamy mushroom soup, two servings of potatoes Mud, do this first."
After the waiter wrote the order and left, Jiang Lan suddenly asked, "Didn't you say that you have never eaten Western food? But the way you order, it doesn't look like you have never eaten."
Lin Jinyun was taken aback when he heard it, and then realized what a low-level mistake he had made, so he blinked unconsciously and explained: "Oh, I... I just sneaked a look at the other table when I walked in It’s basically these things.”
"Jin Yun, you are so good, you can tell 'cream of mushroom soup' just by looking at it."
"..."
Oops, oops, carelessness!Ahhh why am I so stupid? !
Damn, how is this going to be round?And her expression obviously doubted me.
I'd better talk less now.
Thinking of this, Lin Jinyun shut his mouth immediately, and only looked at the table with an uncomfortable smile, then at the flowers on the table, then at the child rolling spaghetti on the next table...
I just dare not look at Jiang Lan.
Seeing her like this, Jiang Lan became even more angry, so she simply kept silent and just stared at her.
The two were silent for about ten seconds in such a strange way.
Finally, Lin Jinyun couldn't hold back any longer, and asked with a dry smile, "Why do you keep looking at me?"
"Are you afraid of me watching?"
"No, let's see."
Then, there was another silence.
Fortunately, the timely appearance of the waiter eased the embarrassment, and the mashed potatoes were brought to the table.
Lin Jinyun hurriedly lowered his head and began to eat, and finally there was some noise at the table.
After a while, steak and mushroom soup were also delivered.
Jiang Lan glanced at the cutlery on the table and asked, "Which hand should I use to hold this knife and fork?"
"It seems like a fork on the left and a knife on the right..." Lin Jinyun was talking, and added: "Let me cut it for you!"
She hurriedly took the plate in front of Jiang Lan, and began to carve the beef for her.
After 5 minutes, the steak was cut: uniform in size and neat incision, comparable to the level of waiters in five-star restaurants.
"Okay, it will taste better when dipped in the sauce here."
Jiang Lan took the fork, forked a piece of beef into her mouth, looked at Lin Jinyun, biting very hard...
As a result, Lin Jinyun felt even more empty, and asked her weakly: "Is this meat too hard?"
"Well, it's very hard. But it will loosen after chewing a few more times. After all, it's meat, and it will always be bitten open by teeth."
Lin Jinyun didn't dare to think about the meaning of these words, so he had no choice but to follow up literally: "Then don't eat it, I'll take you to eat something else. Western food is actually just like that, and there's nothing delicious about it."
Upon hearing this, Jiang Lan looked at her and said with a smile: "But I think you seem to like to eat, and you are talking and laughing while eating, and playing around at the door."
At this moment, Lin Jinyun finally understood: he was "bitten open"...
The general trend is over, if you continue to lie, it will only become darker and uglier. Lin Jinyun hastily explained: "That is my former colleague, who is now teaching at City No. [-] Middle School. She likes to joke, and usually likes to fight with people. Don’t get me wrong, you’re messing around.”
But Jiang Lan just listened, didn't answer, and started to chew another piece of beef, the chewing force was not necessarily weaker than before.
Lin Jinyun panicked, and hurriedly continued: "I lied to you by saying that I eat porridge, but what I eat for lunch is bread, mashed potatoes and milk. You see, they are all easy to digest. I will listen to you now. Don’t dare to eat greasy food outside.”
"Don't avoid the important and take the easy!"
"what?"
"What are you doing in the city today?"
"I came to talk to this former colleague about business. It's really business. I have a small favor for her to help. She proposed to come here for dinner, and he asked. I couldn't refuse, so I had to come together."
Unexpectedly, when Jiang Lan heard this, she said nervously: "What help? Have you encountered any difficulties?"
"No, I'm not in trouble. Just a little favor."
"Is it because you asked for too much leave this time, and the leader gave you small shoes?"
"No, no." Lin Jinyun was afraid that she would think too much, and said anxiously: "That's right, I may be transferred to work in the city after the next year, and I want to ask this colleague to understand the situation in the city first. You don't know, the people in the city are quite complicated Yes, if you don’t find out the situation in the water first, how will you know whether you are stepping on stones or mud.”
Jiang Lan believed this explanation, but the matter was not over yet, "Then why did you lie to me that I came to a meeting?"
"Didn't I... Didn't I want to surprise you? Being transferred to the city is considered a promotion. I was thinking of telling you the good news when this matter is finalized and the notification finally comes down."
"That's just asking why you laugh like that? Do you have to poke around the door and fight around when you ask about the situation?"
Yep, back again...
Shouldn't you be happy when you hear that I'm going to be transferred to the city? Why would you care about other things?
Alas, this is true, just over a mountain, and met a river.
There are so many bumps and bumps!
She couldn't help feeling wronged: Where did the poking come from?Obviously she is the only one poking me!
But even if there was a grievance, she didn't dare to appeal, and she knew that relying on identification could not solve the problem at this time, so she had to honestly apologize: "I'm sorry, I will definitely pay attention in the future."
"Anyway, you have to be careful about your image. It would be bad for students to see this appearance."
"Yes, it's not good."
"However, your ex-colleague is quite enthusiastic, and you are willing to help you even if you are no longer working together."
Huh?Why did you suddenly throw out this sentence again?Is it over yet?
Lin Jinyun quickly prepared a response in his mind, and opened his mouth: "Oh, it sounds good to be enthusiastic, but to put it bluntly, she just wants to eat. She is notoriously gluttonous."
"Where, look at how slender she is. If she is really greedy, how can she maintain such a figure?"
Lin Jinyun was not sure about this sentence, so he had to answer slowly and carefully: "She is quite slender..."
Sure enough, when she saw Jiang Lan's hand holding the fork, she hurriedly changed her words: "But what's the use of being slim, to save a few inches of cloth? In my opinion, it's best to be healthy and well-proportioned, with a figure like yours Just right."
Speaking of this, Jiang Lan finally laughed, and said angrily: "But I just went to Chef Zhang's house, and his wife said that I was too thin and looked old."
Well, well, the topic is over, the crisis is resolved, and the world is peaceful.
Lin Jinyun responded casually: "Aren't you too thin, hurry up and get fatter."
She forgot to refute the point of being old...
The smile faded away in an instant, and then a slash flew over.
Lin Jinyun was at a loss: what's wrong? ? ?
I'm afraid, I'd better hide first.
"By the way, there is a line outside to buy cream cakes. You can eat slowly here, and I will go out and buy cakes for you."
As soon as he said that, he slipped away.
Jiang Lan looked up at her hurried figure walking out, watched her walk out of the main entrance of the restaurant, walked along the floor-to-ceiling windows, and finally reached the end of the line and lined up in a regular manner. Sitting inside, he waved his hand.
Laughing like a fool.
Really, so silly.
Jiang Lan also laughed.
Well, I forgive you.
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