make you angry, a little happy

Ji Yushi was dragged by the waistband of his trousers by his boyfriend, and raised his eyebrows provocatively: "Brother, you are boring like this. I am not a child, so I can still lose it."

Yang Xing was worried about his younger brother and was uneasy. "I'm afraid you'll frighten other girls."

"I'm not scared, she just winked at me just now, we might become sisters." Ji Yushi was originally a number 1, but he didn't expect to become a number 0 on Yang Xing's bed.

Since ancient times, when two attacks meet, there must be one who is sincere and does not deceive me.Ji Yushi couldn't bear the grief and indignation, why did he fall in love with Yang Xing, a man who eats meat but doesn't spit out his bones?Fortunately, doing 0 for love is not a shameful thing, not to mention saving energy.

It's comfortable to lie down, cool, so cool that you can fly.

Now it is to take the initiative to wash and lie down for nothing, and lie down to win.

"Just play it dead." Yang Xing stretched out his hand to pinch Ji Yushi's lower back, and pinched it, it felt silky.

"You're a fucking scumbag, aren't you?" Ji Yushi knew that he thought his trouser waist was too low, so he leaned over and asked, "Brother, how did you know that Xiaoguang was interested in the third child in their dormitory? In addition to hereditary big double eyelids, liking for small glasses is also hereditary."

Yang Xing snorted coldly: "He's my younger brother. He was brought up with one hand, and he knows what's going on in his mind without talking. Let's treat Zhang Yang to dinner, so we need him to show his affection? Look at how busy my younger brother was that night. , flying all over the field."

Ji Yushi's clothes are eye-catching, and he greets others wherever he goes. From the age of 3 to the age of 93, he has been busy all the way. "Why didn't I see it...it's his third brother, who looks quite attractive."

pull?Who is pulling you?Yang Xing watched coldly.

"Let me just say, his third brother's classmate association, why did he ask me to fight with the head? It turns out that the hero saved the beauty." Ji Yushi used his brain and asked teasingly, "Brother, what model do you think Xiaoguang is?"

Yang Xing frowned, blinking the wide eyelids passed down by the Yang family, and said: "I'm only worried about what he loves, and I'm afraid Zhang Yang will hurt Xiao Guang if he talks about his relationship. We can't figure out what Zhang Yang's character is. Qing, if I go back to Beijing, I can check his background, but now I can't figure it out..."

"No, please don't." Ji Yushi hurriedly told him to stop, "Don't use your relationship to check people's old background, now it's a free love, even if Xiaoguang gets hurt, it's still an experience. You can guarantee that he will have nothing to worry about in his life, Can you still guarantee him a smooth love life for the rest of his life? You have to let him go and let him experience it for himself."

"It's not that I won't let go, Xiaoguang is innocent, I'm afraid of him..."

"Who isn't innocent? Young master, I'm still innocent. When we met, we were single and pure. Didn't you let you lie to me for more than a year?" Ji Yushi's voice was high, anyway, the pedestrians on the street heard Can't understand Chinese, "In my opinion, Xiaoguang's soft-hearted personality is guaranteed to be 0. It seems that we are going to have a son-in-law."

Yang Xing grabbed Ji Yushi by the back of the neck and carried him over, with a bad tone. "Okay, I lied to you to be 0, right? I'll give you a chance to counterattack tonight, whoever pushes who is the father, and calling my husband to spare meow meow is useless."

"Senior brother, it's boring for you to be like this. As soon as I say that you are really angry, it's really immeasurable." Ji Yushi shrinks his neck and turns back into a quail.

Here, Zhang Yang quickly washed his face and wiped the lamer, he was still that exquisite lady-wearing tycoon.

"Xiaoguang?" He followed the whimpering sound to find someone, "Damn, why are you crying?"

Yang Guang sat on the ground and cried, throwing snot paper around him.Originally I was enduring it, but when I saw the third brother, I cried even more fiercely, and my eyes turned into hungry rabbits again.

"Why are you crying?" This was the second time Zhang Yang saw Xiao Guang cry, and he still couldn't touch his crying point, "Get up."

There is nothing masculine about what it looks like to cry and cry.

Yang Guang refused to get up, trying to hold back his tears. "Third brother, are you not angry with me? I'll change it later."

Zhang Yang quietly stared at Xiao Guang's face, looking so cute. "What do you change, get up first, which man will cry if he doesn't come or sit down?"

"I'll change... I'll never confess to you again, say those words." Yang Guang choked up for a moment, exhaled and took a deep breath, tears fell out again, "But I can't change, don't persuade me, I cry by myself Just a moment."

Pink and purple T-shirt, crying like pear blossoms with rain, feeling wronged.If it weren't for Zhang Yang's strong determination, he would feel like a scumbag again.

"Wipe your face first, you are such an adult, you still cried in front of your brother." Zhang Yang was very worried, those two brothers did not love his brother in general, if they returned to Beijing, they would not punish themselves to death ?

"What?" Yang Guang paused for a second, "My brother called?"

"No, I said you were crying, let me coax you." Zhang Yang sat down cross-legged like a counselor, and said slowly, "It's good for you to cry, your brother thinks I've done something to you. I'm fucking wronged Let's die."

Yang Guang didn't expect his elder brother to call third elder brother, blaming himself for being so useless. "Then I won't cry, I'll wipe it off."

"Oh, that's right." Zhang Yang tore a piece of paper and stuck his straight nose, "But why the hell are you crying? Tears don't cost money, do they?"

It's okay not to say, but Yang Guang's lacrimal glands collapsed, and tears rushed to his chin.

Zhang Yang didn't dare to persuade him anymore, he could cry better than himself, so why didn't he apply for the acting department?This face will definitely turn red in a crying scene.

"Because third brother..." Yang Guang tried his best to bear it, but it was useless, "because third brother closed the door and ignored me, because you don't like me."

Damn!What a fucking scumbag I am!Zhang Yang slapped himself twice with his mind.

"No, don't cry, you won't grow up if you cry all the time." The person who caused him to cry was about to finish coaxing him on his knees, Zhang Yang began to tear the tissue again, "Third brother didn't ignore you, you said it too suddenly, I Not even mentally prepared. Are you fucking going to scare me to death?"

Yang Guang's tears stopped as soon as he said he would, and he asked with a snot in his nose, "Then if I prepare you mentally, will you agree?"

Zhang Yang's headache was about to split: "That's not what it means."

"Then you still don't like me." Yang Guang pouted again, crying like a stray dog.

Zhang Yang couldn't help being moved.There are many people who laugh for themselves, but Xiaoguang is the only one who cries for themselves so far.Also cried twice.Every move is holding a child's heart, he feels somewhat guilty, but also feels warm.

"Guang, your thinking is wrong, you can't pick on your third brother."

"I'm not picking on you!" Yang Guang corrected aggressively, "I like you!"

"You're still young, so you don't know what liking is." Zhang Yang stretched out his hand to cover Xiaoguang's head, "Don't say something too harsh, third brother is not a normal man, don't like me."

Yang Guang didn't speak, just screwed hard, lowered his head and wiped his tears hard.

"There are so many good men and women, so don't waste time on me. Brother...my heart is not normal." Zhang Yang's voice trembled slightly at the end, and his nose was sore, "Be obedient, get up and wash your face."

"Third brother, try the shoes I bought for you." Yang Guang asked with tears in his eyes, "Size 42, the largest single-family store in CL in Tokyo, I asked my tour guide friend to buy it."

Zhang Yang had never seen such a persevering silly child. "Don't lose your temper, be obedient."

"The one with the red bottom, I'll put it on for you." Yang Guang pulled out the shoe box hidden under the bed, and peeled off the dustproof paper layer by layer.The high heels lying inside are not like a pair of shoes, but more like a murder weapon. 10 cm extra stiletto heel with pointed toe and golden rhinestones.

42 plus size shoes, lying in the shoe box like a monster, very ridiculous.

"Try it." Yang Guang pushed him to the bed and took off the third brother's slippers and socks.Zhang Yang wanted to hide, but his toenails were still stained with nail polish.Unexpectedly, Xiao Guang repeatedly put on his shoes, and the back of his feet became numb with tension.

"You must be sick." He trembled, not daring to look.

Yang Guang happily pulled him up. He was already 1 centimeter shorter than the third brother, but now he became the younger brother. "I'm not sick. I think you look good in high heels, and your legs look very long. I thought so when I saw you wearing them secretly for the first time. At that time... I didn't dare to tell you. Didn't you say that a woman must have a pair of red shoes in her life? end?"

Zhang Yang stared at the half-headed fool in front of him, and tightened his nose. "I'm sick, I'm not a woman..."

"If you think about it, it can be in front of me..." Yang Guang looked directly at Zhang Yang, "I know you don't like high heels with waterproof platforms, is the size suitable?"

Zhang Yang looked down and liked it, the shoes were beautiful and sexy, he could stab a horse to death by raising his legs. "Are you stupid?"

Yang Guang blinked his crying red eyes: "I'm just asking if it's suitable for you, so tell me quickly."

"It's a bit tight. You can't buy a normal size for pointed shoes. Men have big bones." Zhang Yang moved his ankle, trying to take off the shoes, "The feet are also taller than women."

"Then I'll pay attention next time. Don't move, I still have a gift." Yang Guang found another box, opened it, and it was full of Tomford white tubes and gold caps, densely packed, a total of 50 pieces.

"Are you stupid?" Zhang Yang gasped.

This unlucky kid saved his food money just to buy this for himself?

"I'm not stupid, I know you like it." Yang Guang held the gift box like a box of gold bricks, "I accidentally made the lipstick that broke last time. I want to buy the same one, but I'm afraid you will get tired of it." I don’t like the color. Starlight’s cabinet sister said that this is the only set left in Beijing, and it’s the most suitable gift for girlfriends.”

Too fucking good at teasing, with a bright future, Zhang Yang is willing to bow down.

"how much is it?"

Yang Guang took a step back, as if he knew that he would be beaten if he spoke out. "It's less than [-], third brother, don't hit me on the head."

"Less than 2 yuan? [-] yuan you fucking buy lipstick? Do you think you are stupid!" Zhang Yang condescended, unable to figure out what attracted him, "Retire!"

"No refund, I can spend the money I earn by myself." Yang Guang was afraid that he would not admit it, so he quickly picked out one, and painted the third brother's mouth no matter what color, "Hey, I have already used it, I have used it." You can’t retreat, hehe.”

"Hey, you uncle." Zhang Yang was like a bride trying to catch a duck to the shelves, put on high heels and lipstick, I couldn't imagine it.

But Yang Guang held his face seriously, looked at him from bottom to top, his eyes were full of longing. "Third brother, you are so beautiful, um, you are so beautiful."

So beautiful, so beautiful.Zhang Yang's nose was sour, and his head went blank for a moment.

It was the first time he really felt the feeling of being accepted unconditionally, of being sincerely praised, of being held in the hands of others as a treasure.

"Third Brother, what's wrong with you?" Yang Guang took away Zhang Yang's two hands covering his face, and underneath was a suffocated and aggrieved face.The lipstick number I chose is not very good-looking, probably a dead Barbie fan.

Zhang Yang was nervous for no reason, his slender fingers could not be opened, and he was 195 tall in high heels, but asked in a hoarse whisper: "Can you hug me?"

Yang Guang didn't dare to move.

"Hug me." Zhang Yang's body was cold and he was defeated.

"Oh... okay." Yang Guang hugged him foolishly, with one arm around his waist and the other on his back.The third brother is not a woman's figure, even if he puts on the posture of a small bird, he can't wrap his arms around him.

But he took it too seriously.The serious kid is the most handsome, Zhang Yang let go of his guard and hugged this younger brother carefully.

The heartbeat is accelerating, and the blood is rushing in the blood vessels.No, it wasn't blood, Zhang Yang felt the sensation of a deer bumping against his chest again.Not light or heavy, but crazy.

"Third brother, you're really tall." Yang Guang's arms were vain, too gentlemanly, "You like tall people, I can use the pads in the sneakers to increase your height."

Zhang Yang shook his head.He never liked tall people, he was tall enough, not to mention he didn't think Xiaoguang was short. The difference of 1 centimeter is only what he talks about every day to bully others.

"Then do you like domineering people?" Yang Guang is almost sure, smiling very reservedly, "I... have a weak personality, wait for me, wait for me to pass the fourth grade exam and go to the society to hone my skills. Year."

Zhang Yang continued to shake his head, burying his face on Xiaoguang's shoulder.Doing this in 10cm heels, he looks like an escapist ostrich.

What's the use of being domineering, you are enough domineering yourself.Now he likes obedient, cute, and serious people. To put it bluntly, he is like Xiaoguang.

"You..." Zhang Yang's hoarse voice was sexy and seductive, "I've never been hugged properly before."

Yang Guang's ears turned red instantly, and his arms were filled with lead.Dare to confess but dare not hug hard, and don't know how to hug.Finally, he squatted down and picked up the third brother's body, and he was hugged by a horizontal princess.

Damn!Zhang Yang's rationality exploded in an instant, and the princess hugged him for the first time. Is this child a natural flirt or a fucking black-bellied veteran?

"Nonsense, let me down!" Zhang Yang dangled his long legs, and his red-soled shoes were too gorgeous.

"Don't let go." Yang Guang's face turned redder, his skin was too white, "Third brother, you are really heavy, and my arm is almost broken."

Zhang Yang's brows suddenly raised, and he couldn't hold back his temper even though he was moved: "Do you know how straight you talk? Let me down."

"Don't let me go, I'll hug Shen too. Third brother, tell me, do you like me a little bit?" Yang Guang couldn't take his eyes off, his affection was so funny.The third brother is really beautiful, especially when he is in his arms, he is embarrassed and not as arrogant as usual.

very shy.

"I..." Zhang Yang's Adam's apple rolled, and he sipped his painted lipstick again and again, "Nonsense, let me down."

"I won't let you go. I'll carry you around twice." Yang Guang's arms were sore, and he carried Zhang Yang around the living room in a daze.In the end, Zhang Yang gave up and jumped down by himself.

Under the light, the red-soled shoes on the feet are dazzling and beautiful.

Yang Guang hugged him once, his nose arched back and forth on Zhang Yang's neck. "Third brother, you spray perfume, and I will buy it for you in the future. Promise me, I will listen to you in everything from now on. I will definitely pass CET-[-]."

Zhang Yang felt that he was being arched by a milk dog, and his golden bangs softly brushed his browbones. "I took off my shoes first."

"Then you agreed?" Yang Guang's ashen eyes burst out with a hundred times more energetic brilliance.

"...Forget it." Zhang Yang's tone was light, but he was about to be knocked unconscious by happiness.

"Then you kiss me first." Yang Guang gritted his teeth, holding grudges, "You kissed Yan Qingming before, and you have to kiss me with a lipstick seal. The kiss will be stamped, and I will be your boyfriend from now on."

"Kiss, kiss..." Zhang Yang stepped on the high heels, as if stepping on a racing heart.

When the third brother kissed him, Yang Guang was so excited that he quickly closed his eyes.The forehead was touched lightly by the lips, and the world was silent.Yeah, I was kissed by my third brother, happy.

"Dry!"

The two turned their heads at the same time, and were caught off guard by Zhang Zhao who had just opened the door.Zhang Zhao was immersed in the excitement of the end of the college entrance examination, so shocked that he didn't dare to move, dare not speak or ask.There was silence inside and outside the house, and the three of them fell into an awkward silence.

"Close the door from the outside!" In the end, Zhang Yang spoke first.

Zhang Zhao was dumbfounded: "So...brother, you are also gay, so why are you beating me up!"

"Get out!" Zhang Yang cursed.Yang Guang was at a loss, with a lipstick mark of a dead Barbie fan on his forehead.

The author has something to say: Zhang Gou and Su Bao will start tomorrow!

Victim Zhang Gou: When I opened the door, I saw what they were doing. We didn't know and we didn't dare to ask. My brother wanted to beat me up.