make you angry, a little happy

Zhang Yang digs Haagen-Dazs, feeling sorry for his furniture. "Are you having a fit, do you know where you brought this watch back? I carried it back from Las Vegas so hard, so put it on for me!"

Zhang Zhao was beaten badly, with a big Wuzhishan red printed on his bare back, from a young age his cousin was the only one who could cure him: "You beat me so hard, you are not afraid of killing people, isn't it just a watch... "His hands were not idle, and he put the naked girl's arms on first.

one look. "Damn, it's reversed, this is the left hand..."

"I didn't beat you to death to save Caesar's face. Caesar, come here, don't accompany your master to convulse." Zhang Yang waved his hand, and Caesar immediately ran over to flatter him, sticking out his tongue and asking for ice cream, "Hey, It's better to be good, let's eat Bingbing, and ignore those dudes."

"Caesar, you can be the second one, whoever feeds is better." Zhang Zhaoan put his left hand on, and then thought about his right hand, "I regretted it when I raised it. Everyone else bought a black back, Dubin, and I bought a fucking husky. The family seems to have raised a demolisher..."

"Come on, our Kaiser is being good, open your mouth, and eat Bingbing." Zhang Yang likes dogs, but he is lazy and afraid of getting dirty, so he never keeps them.Not to mention cleaning up the dog's poop, just walking the dog every day can annoy him to death.

Zhang Zhao began to study the bedside table. He dismantled the home by himself, and he had to put it on his knees: "It's a good fart, and it will cry at night. If it makes a noise again, I will quickly buy rice wine and green onions, and invite He Anchangzi to eat at home." Dog meat hot pot."

"Don't push me, install it quickly." Zhang Yang didn't believe this.

Caesar fell seriously ill as soon as he brought him home, and the infection was so small in the kennel that he almost died.The kennel means that we are absolutely responsible for sending you back, and we can replace it with a healthy new dog.

At that time, my cousin was in the third grade of junior high school, and he didn't have the mind to attend class, so he frantically ran to the hospital after training.Zhang Zhao's mother didn't like hairy ones, it was annoying to death. Kaiser recuperated in this room when he was a child, and Zhang Yang was too scared to look at it.

First I was depressed, then I vomited, and finally I drew blood.Such a small husky, as cute as a doll, but the replacement layer under the cage is full of blood, like a family killed in a horror movie.

Caesar is also very sensible, never pulling on the mat, and going to the bathroom every time he falls, causing his cousin to suck his gums.The hospital opened the drip for a week, and if he could make it through, he made it through. Zhang Yang rushed to the pet hospital to pay the money, and saw his cousin coaxing and patting Caesar, who was bleeding, to accompany him on the drip, as if he was holding a child.

Maybe God was moved in the end, or maybe God didn't want to accept Erha's soul at all. Caesar just stood up for a week and stood up by himself.It's really the same as what the veterinarian said, it's 7 days, it's good if it can be cured in 7 days, otherwise it will die.

"Caesar, you can take care of yourself. You have no way out with such a badass master. How about me? Let me look after the house in the future, and I will give you good food and accommodation, and hire an aunt to walk you. We I eat Bingbing every day..." Zhang Yang fed half a box of Haagen-Dazs to the dog, and asked the one squatting on the ground, "You, what's the matter, if there is a problem, solve the problem, don't tear down my furniture."

Zhang Zhao is studying the drawer. This thing is very cool when it is taken apart. There is a switch like a small clip, which can be removed with a single pull.However, during installation, the inner and outer pulleys are always misaligned, making you sweat profusely.

"Brother, I met Mount Everest, it's really tall, it must be the highest Himalaya in the world..."

"Speak in human language." Zhang Yang pulled Caesar's pointed ears away to check, they were very clean and cared for.

"Brother, there's something going on in my heart." Zhang Zhao said solemnly, "I can't explain it, anyway, I'm charged with electricity every day, and I can go downstairs and run around at any time."

Zhang Yang disapproved: "Haven't you been like this for a long time? I don't believe you can run in circles after the electricity, you can still have the intention to climb Mount Everest if you come to [-] meters every day."

Zhang Zhao didn't know what this stupid movement was, and he didn't dare to make a conclusion.He has never been in a relationship, but this feeling should come from a certain young lady. What is Su Xiaoyuan?He is a man, with a flat chest and a small thin piece.

After thinking about it, he classified this behavior as being single for too long, and everyone is very handsome. "Brother, let me ask you, have you ever been in love?"

"Damn, are you thinking of spring?" Zhang Yang disdainfully said, "Look at your brother's face, and look at your brother's waist, have you ever been in a relationship? Let me tell you, you should have a relationship when you were in high school. Otherwise, what a disadvantage. When you think about it in the future, you will never have a love that you said you could do it, and you will regret it for life."

Zhang Zhao put down the screwdriver, came over by rubbing against the floor, and was more serious than he listened to the lecture: "What do you mean by doing it right away? Do you mean... like doing it with your hands and feet?"

Zhang Yang slapped him on the back: "Your hormones are strong, aren't you? If you move your hands and feet, you are called a hooligan!"

Zhang Zhao swallowed, remembering that Su Xiaoyuan was hiding from him, scolding you like a hooligan.

"Then what do you mean by doing it?" He continued to ask with his head raised, his throat dry.

"I can't talk about you." Zhang Yang understood at a glance. My cousin will be 18 next year, which is when he will be at his most prosperous. When you fall in love when you are young, you are very pure, without distracting thoughts, just focus on being good to others. When you go to college and enter the society, you will know that people's hearts are complicated, and if you want to talk about such a pure love, you will have no chance, the second force."

"Oh...it's like this." Zhang Zhao nodded thoughtfully, "But I don't want to fall in love. Changzi can make girls happy, but I can't... No girl likes me. Brother, when you fell in love in high school, Did you kiss?"

Zhang Yang looked helplessly at the humanoid husky: "Kiss, first kiss, very pure. Are you finished? Are you going to end up on Mount Everest with such a shit?"

"Is it the tongue-sticking kind of kiss? Suck it?" Zhang Yang asked eagerly, which pot was not opened and which pot was lifted, full of curiosity about common sense of physiology, "What does it feel like to suck each other's tongue...your girlfriend didn't hit you ah?"

Zhang Yang had no idea at first, so he asked him to ask one after another, remembering that he had purely liked a boy in high school, but the memory was not good at all.

"My girlfriend... made me kiss beautifully!" Zhang Yang was annoyed by the question, "If you have any other troubles, ask quickly, I'm sleepy."

"Yes, there is one more." Zhang Zhao asked anxiously, "Brother, I always want to bully my new classmate, what should I do? It's that kind of... I bully him today, and I want to bully him tomorrow. He is very calm, He's also very kind, I just don't want to play tricks on him, otherwise I can make him twitch his nose. I can't stand him being so coquettish... Whenever he ignores me in class, I just want to chat with him and see him What can I do if I get angry."

Zhang Yang directly slapped Zhang Zhao on the head: "After all, you still bully your classmates, right? Did you ever teach you to be united and friendly with your classmates? I don't want to talk about you, let me wash my face."

"But I don't really want to bully him." Zhang Zhao continued, from squatting to sitting, "I just want him...to pay attention to me, always cold. I just want him to feel that no one in the class Okay, I'm the only one who can cover him... In the worst case, he can be coaxed after being bullied, I didn't mean it."

"Second force Zhang Zhao!" Zhang Yang couldn't listen to him rambling. He was about to step out of the bedroom and then retreated, "My fucking naked girl made you cultivate like this? Your arms are reversed! Venus's posture is for India. Throwing cakes!"

After finally supervising his cousin to fix the bedside table, Zhang Yang felt very tired, so he took a hasty shower and got under the covers.

What about the guy you kissed in high school?Zhang Yang still remembered it occasionally.He should be a straight boy, but the more he is like that, the more attractive he is.In high school dormitory, Zhang Yang slept in his lower bunk, watched him climb up and down every day, and always dreamed of him at night.

But what was the time the two of them were in the bathroom... Sigh, don't think about it, Zhang Yang closed his eyes and rubbed his temples. Few people in this world can accept him. He is a monster, a shemale, and disgusting.

The phone lighted up blankly, but Zhang Yang picked it up without even looking at it: "What's the matter, ancestor?"

Yang Guang woke up. On Saturday, there was no one in the dormitory.He had a cold nasal sound, and he was twitching while talking to grandma. "Third brother, are you leaving?"

"I've been taking care of you for a few days and I can't take a rest." Hearing the unlucky boy's voice, Zhang Yang became even more angry, "You said you have been sick for a few days? Can you still recover? No matter how bad it is, I think your two brothers are really sick. Fly back."

The dormitory was empty, and Yang Guang felt homesick.I miss my grandfather's old public rental house, the sticky porridge my grandfather made when I was a child, my brother, and my sister-in-law who is very good at beating.

"Third brother, are you going to sleep? I disturbed your rest."

"Nonsense, didn't you see that my complexion has turned pale after staying up for a few days! Next month, give me a bottle of lamer eye cream, just the one in your purchasing agency, but I'm exhausted." Zhang Yang and Yang Guang's two brothers are even worse. Dealing with him, "Your brother also treats me like an old lady, and tells this to tell that. If they are capable, they will fly back in person. The whole world has an obligation to take care of you, right! What about your parents!"

Yang Guang touched the thermos cup next to his pillow. The third brother bought it, the kind with a straw. "Third brother, don't say that about my brother. My parents are always doing business outside, so they can't take care of me. He took care of me when I was young. Then, then you go to sleep, and I will ask... When will you be tomorrow?" Come back."

"You don't care when I'll come back." Zhang Yang couldn't stand his cold nasal voice, he was a very energetic young man with a stubborn personality, "I have something to say, and I'll go to bed after I finish talking."

"It's okay, I just opened my eyes, there is no one in the dormitory, I miss you." Yang Guang grew up like an orphan and was born with no sense of security. "Third brother, come back early tomorrow, can I treat you to dinner? I earn money this month." I paid some money, and I want to add 2000 to your meal card, okay?"

"Okay, sir, have you fainted with a fever?" Zhang Yang rolled in bed angrily, "Did you eat when you woke up?"

Yang Guang pursed his lips: "No, I want to drink stick stubble porridge...Third brother, go to sleep, I will wait for you tomorrow morning."

"Wait for your uncle..." Zhang Yang still lifted the quilt, so angry that he wished to throw out the silk nightgown that was full of closets.Who the hell is this? It must be poisonous. If you have a fever and want to drink sticky porridge, it must be poisonous.

Zhang Zhao couldn't sleep for life and death, and he was also rolling in the bed, rolling around or rolling to the ground, rummaging through boxes and cabinets to find them.

The closet is full of my cousin's treasures. Zhang Zhao can't name the exact style, but they are all very valuable.He looked at this and thought the pattern was not good-looking, and when he picked that one, he thought the color was too vulgar.In the end, I picked out a snow blue satin wrap dress, rubbed it with my dirty hands, and felt that it must be very comfortable to sit on.

Holding the skirt, Zhang Zhao quietly opened the door to find the scissors.The scissors were in the living room. He clicked the scissors, ruined his cousin's skirt, and cut out two pieces of cloth the size of the back seat of a bicycle. .

The little crane is skinny, so there must be no flesh on his buttocks. The back seat of Uncle Zhang's [-]-span car has an iron frame, so it's so uncomfortable to sit on.Bao Buqi turned green tonight, with three red marks on his white buttocks.

In vain, buttocks, red marks... Zhang Zhao suddenly had another squirm, and quickly shook his head, shaking Su Xiaoyuan's watery eyes.

"What are you doing, don't you sleep late at night?" Zhang Yang, who was making porridge in the kitchen, came out wearing an apron, holding a porridge spoon in his hand, and it looked like that, "You fucking... Remove furniture and bedding, are you a fucking husky?"

Taking a quick look, the fabric on the table...why does it look so familiar?

Taking a closer look, the skirt that my cousin was holding in his hand was the one that he hadn't had time to wear.

"Zhang Zhao, are you a dick!" Zhang Yang picked up the porridge spoon and walked over.

The author has something to say: Small theater, Daxing: Ah, my brother is sick and I have to book a plane ticket!

Little Stone: Ah, my senior brother is sick and I am so anxious to death!

Third child: This child raised by someone is so clingy!

Xiaoguang: I want my third brother.