make you angry, a little happy

That night, Zhang Zhao and Su Xiaoyuan, two long-distance runners in love, went home respectively.There are two reasons.

First, the two athletes, bewitched by the spirit of long-distance running, did not think carefully.The newly rented one-bedroom apartment is not equipped with toiletries and a change of clothes.

Second, that night Zhang Zhao ran out of feeling and ran out of results. The first time he did not meet the time limit due to lack of experience, and the last two times he exceeded the task, which is worthy of the 6 years of hard training of Ti Tesheng.Contestant Su Xiaoyuan was unable to run to the finish line many times due to inconvenient legs and feet, which caused his running posture to be unstable.In the end, he became angry from embarrassment and did not allow Zhang Zhao to run for the fourth time.

Afterwards, both players experienced varying degrees of burning sensation at the competition site.

No matter how you wash it, it feels hot after all.

In the end, contestant Zhang Zhao knelt on the track and swore that he would never buy anything like that in the future, so he got the ticket for the next run.

The next day was a sunny day, so Zhang Zhao slept until noon.Thinking of last night is still hot inside.After cleaning up briefly, Zhang Yang drove Xiaoguang, Kaiser and him to pick up Su Xiaoyuan.

"Brother, can you two stop following?" Zhang Zhao fed Kaiser some ice, "I'm just going to go boating."

Zhang Yang grasped the steering wheel: "The weather is fine, let's take Caesar out for a run. You row yours, and we row ours. Just put on your seat belt."

Zhang Zhao was hehe in his heart, and he wanted Su Yun's younger brother to find out that his cousin was also a pair of gays, so he would directly perform a blowjob.

The car couldn't get in at the intersection, so Zhang Zhao went down to pick up people, and there were 3 figures in front of him.Two men and one woman surprised him.

Well, he doesn't have glasses, he's of a special build, and he's got great eyesight.

"Why are you here?" Zhang Zhao was puzzled.

Jiang Lan wore denim suspenders and hot pants, with long bronze-colored legs, and a hearty laugh. "Go boating, didn't Master and Mother invite us to swim in the North Sea together?"

Su Xiaoyuan came over to apply sunscreen to Zhang Zhao's arm, and Zhang Zhao turned his attention to Su Yun.Su Yun put the pet backpack on his chest, hugged Naiha, and looked as far as he could as if he could see 5000 meters away.

Dry!Brother behavior!Lied to my apprentice!

"Then let's go." Zhang Zhao couldn't possibly push Jiang Lan back, and pulled Su Xiaoyuan all the way, "Brother Su?"

Su Xiaoyuan was thin-skinned and shook his hand. "what?"

"Does it still hurt?" Zhang Zhao asked straight to the point, "If it hurts, I'll carry you on my back."

Su Xiaoyuan threw away his hand again and lost his temper: "You're talking nonsense, I'm angry if you ask me again."

The weather was hot, Su Yun walked behind with his daughter on his back, a small electric fan in his hand to cool Liya down, and at the same time secretly compared her height. "how tall are you?"

Jiang Lan knew that the teacher's wife was bullied by the silly brother, so she said without turning her head: "I don't have a name, it's yours."

Su Yun was deflated, pinched Liya's fleshy claws and said, "How tall are you, Jiang Lan?"

"Is Jiang Lan your name? A kid who hasn't graduated from high school just calls her by his name. Are you polite?"

Su Yun was silent, and all the way he tried to strike up a conversation with Jiang Lan ended in failure.

The car stopped at Shichahai, the weather was fine, Su Xiaoyuan wanted to take a stroll around the lake.Everyone in the car knew that he was Zhang Zhao's big baby, and no one objected.

If I dare not object, otherwise Zhang Zhao will be able to babble all the way out by forcing Zhang Zhao to be a Beijing boy.

Su Xiaoyuan limped every step, and Shichahai's leg was still before he came back.My mother has a big belly. At that time, the hospital could still take B-ultrasound. Boy, my mother said that after giving birth to my younger brother, I would take him to row a duck boat.

Not long after, he was limped by a cold needle.When I stood up again, I had already entered elementary school and left Beijing.

"What are you looking at?" Zhang Zhao carried a schoolbag, held ice water, led Caesar, and walked slowly with him.

"Look at the wild ducks in the lake." Su Xiaoyuan said with a smile, "When I was young, my mother used to bring me an ice skating car. Back then, the ice car could go to the wild duck lake. I don't know if it will work now."

"I really don't know about this. I just know that there is a Shichahai sports school here, and I played games in junior high school." Zhang Zhao regretted that he ran too much on the spur of the moment last night, and Su Xiaoyuan's dark circles clearly accused him of not sleeping well, " Does your butt really hurt? In fact, I can carry you behind my back, and when people ask, they will say that we are brothers."

Su Xiaoyuan was so ashamed that the back of his neck went numb, and pushed him away: "Brother Zhao, I beg you to be a human being and stop talking to you."

"Come on, can't I let you pull Caesar?" Zhang Zhao gave him the leash, using his height advantage to protect him from the vicious sun.

Su Yun's eyes drifted from the center of the lake to the edge of the lake, and then to the side. "Sister Jiang, how tall are you?"

"Am I that old?" Jiang Lan's contemptuous eyes were very obvious, "Height is 178, don't you agree?"

"Is there a 178?" Su Yun stood straight and compared, the height advantage of 180 is negligible, "People say that girls are too tall to find boyfriends."

Jiang Lan continued to snipe. "Hehe, I don't know if a girl is too tall to find a boyfriend. I only know that if a straight man is cancerous, he will be lonely in this life, and he can only be a lonely human being."

Su Yun had nothing to say, and looked up to see that Zhang Zhao was using Caesar to curry favor with his brother, and handed his daughter to the side with straight arms: "Are you playing with a dog? My daughter."

This one is not bad, like a plush toy, Jiang Lan took it and rubbed it: "Well, yes, your daughter is much better than you. If you can't speak, don't take it. Donate your unwanted mouth to those who need it. Thanks."

"I didn't say you couldn't find a boyfriend." Su Yun pursed his lips and explained.Liya groaned, raised her small ears, and kissed Jiang Lan furiously.

"There is one thing you are better than your daughter." Jiang Lan crushed all the heroes with her iron mouth and poisonous tongue, "At least you don't shed your hair."

Su Yun regained some face and was about to open his mouth.

"But you may not lose your hair in 20 years, maybe if you are a bald brother and middle brother. I heard that the mouth is full of virtues to protect the hairline."

Su Yun was directly KO by Miss 178 Long Legs.

Zhang Yang doesn't like to bask in the sun, he is afraid that his skin won't be able to bear the damage of ultraviolet rays, and he will develop spots and wrinkles. He has super black sunglasses on his face, and his blond hair is more eye-catching than anyone else.

Looking at Mi Xiaozuo's circle of friends last night, he is also a big guy in women's clothing, so he can think about it.Your own beauty and happiness come first, and you can wear them for men who love to see them.Yes, man, Zhang Yang frequently found a man in Mi Xiaozuo's photo, Hua Bi, and he intuitively told him that this was the other dad of Pokémon.

We are all sisters, and we can buy bras together when we have time.

"It's here!" Yang Guang led the way, pointing to the old Beijing-style decoration storefront, "Is Brother Qing there, Brother Qing?"

A man with a bald head waving a big cattail fan turned around and asked, "Who are you?" He heard that he was old Beijing, and he called you with good reason.

"I... I'm looking for Brother Qing." Yang Guang took half a step back, his bald head didn't recognize him, but he remembered him. He was the one who was beaten on the Wanning Bridge back then, "Brother Qing isn't in the store?"

The bald head shook his head: "Not here, he said he was going out to hide, I'm here to look after the store for him. Are you renting a boat?"

hiding?Who are you hiding from?Yang Guang and his group looked around, the glass cabinet full of skates was the most conspicuous, each one was different.Next to it is the intangible cultural heritage certificate issued by the country.

"So many ice skates?" Su Xiaoyuan was curious about all sports, because he had never tried anything before, "Zhang Paopao, can you skate?"

Zhang Zhao really wanted to nod his head and pretend to be aggressive, but this really didn't work. "I was taken into the school team by Brother Chun in the first year of junior high school. I only know how to run. I haven't played many sports except basketball."

Jiang Lan disagreed, and quickly raised face for her teacher: "Master is called specialization, and many girls in our team worship him. There is also Zhu Jie from your class, and Tao Wenchang from the high jump team. They all say that you are special in Class 9 of the third year of high school." handsome."

Zhang Zhao was secretly refreshed, and quickly listened to the wind. "Zhang Paopao is the most handsome, and he has already been taken down by you, Brother Su."

Su Yun hugged his daughter and hid directly under the electric fan to cool down, snorting dismissively. "There's a fart for being able to run."

"Running can fucking get you out of the singles." Zhang Zhao mic, KO player.

Ten minutes later, Yang Guang heard a sound outside the door. "Brother Qing! Why did you go?"

"Stinky boy, if you hadn't brought someone here today, I wouldn't fucking come back!" Chuan Erqing was dressed in a green military uniform, looked around with a manly face, and threw a key to the bald head, "Open 8 for Xiaoguang. The duck boat with human seats does not require a deposit and does not take money."

Yang Guang took his mobile phone and came over to scan the QR code: "No, no, my brother will definitely scold me if I don't give you money. Brother Qing, what were you hiding just now?"

"Hiding..." Chuanerqing's stern brows were covered with sweat, and she bumped into the girl who came in, "Grandma, can you stop arresting me?"

"Xiaoguang! When will Shishi and your brother return to China?" Liang Yurou didn't expect to bump into Xiaoguang, hugging him."If I don't catch you, where can I find you?"

"Sister Rou Rou, why are you here?" Yang Guang turned back to a good brother, "This is my third brother, I brought my friends to row."

Zhang Yang glanced at the girl with his sunglasses on.What's the matter?Just hug Xiaoguang when you come in, and don't let go?Next time you wear high heels and step on your sneakers.

"I caught Lao Qing." Liang Yurou continued to trample.Raising Yang Guang's face, "Old Qing, please clean up quickly, I have agreed with my parents to have dinner tonight."

Chuanerqing was tortured to the point of misery: "Grandma, can we take it easy? I rented ice skates and boats, and your parents, old academicians of the Academy of Sciences, really looked down on me. I will definitely come to your house to propose a marriage at the end of the year? Shichahai's deed."

"Why don't you like it? I told them that you are engaged in cultural heritage protection and early childhood education." Liang Yurou looked back and forth around the store, "Very good, rent ice skates for skating lessons in winter, and rent boats for swimming lessons in summer."

"Grandma, I'm making trouble here casually. Why don't you tell the old man that I just collect the rent?" Chuanerqing searched the drawer for the key to the pier. There was only one 8-seater in the shop, "Light, Here's the key, bring your friends to play!"

The bald head was about to go out to sail the boat, and when he saw Liang Yurou, Liang Yurou raised his eyebrows, and the bald head immediately coaxed: "Hello, Sister Rou."

"Called wrong." Liang Yurou sneered, "call again."

The bald head turned around: "Hi, Sister-in-law Qing!"

"Hey, let Lao Qing give you a salary increase next month." Liang Yurou let go of Xiao Guang, went in to catch Chuan Erqing, "You don't need to change your clothes, just this one. The dean grew up with the plot of the People's Liberation Army."

"Aren't you just cheating the old man? I only need a bachelor's degree to pay..." Chuan Erqing sat down on the wicker chair, "I'm convinced, little girl."

"I'll let you make a cutscene. Anyway, I don't listen to what my parents say." Liang Yurou came up with a big idea, "I'll just ask you, do you want to go? If you don't go, there will be no chance."

Chuanerqing bowed his head to the evil forces: "Go, don't cry when the elders disagree. But which one should I wear on this occasion?"

"Brother Qing, you can go west..." Yang Guang was dragged away by Zhang Yang covering his mouth.

There are very few 8-seater pedal boats, and there is only one in Shichahai.Su Xiaoyuan definitely didn't pedal, and held up a small fan to cheer Zhang Zhao on.

"Brother Zhao, open your mouth." Xiaobai handed over the fruit.

"Thank you, baby." Zhang Zhao straightened his long legs and stepped on the boat to the middle of the lake, "So-and-so, stop messing around with your younger brother, why are you here if you don't do your best?"

Su Yun didn't want to speak anymore, and Jiang Lan would accurately suppress him if he said a word. "You don't have a special body, why do you use me if you have long legs?"

"If you don't need the legs, you can cut them off and give them to those who need them." Jiang Lan spoke quickly, and turned around to apologize, "Master, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. Master, please punish me. Xia Xun, you can run as much as you want."

Su Xiaoyuan was relieved and continued to distribute fruits. "It doesn't matter, I don't take it seriously. Do you want to eat grapes?"

"Thank you, Mrs.." Jiang Lan picked a few pieces of watermelon, took a bite by herself, and fed it to Caesar, "Sasa, I heard that you are a dog with a wife?"

Su Yun said coldly: "We Liya don't like it. Don't dream."

Zhang Yang hugged Naiha, crossing his legs like a lady. "Guang, don't let this sister and that sister touch you all the time in the future, you are not a child anymore."

Gays are generally not jealous of girls, but Zhang Yang's situation is different, he is more jealous of women than men.

"Are you angry?" Yang Guang asked in a low voice, "Then I will pay attention in the future. Sister Rourou is my sister-in-law's younger brother."

"En." Zhang Yang sat on the same side as Yang Guang.Yang Guang pedaled the boat desperately, blushing and said: "But no sister is as beautiful as you."

"It's good to know." Zhang Yang smiled with satisfaction.

Su Xiaoyuan was too busy to turn around, he fed Kaiser one mouthful and Zhang Zhao one mouthful, the number of grapes on the plate became less and less. "Brother Zhao is fine, take a rest."

Zhang Zhao stopped and looked at him intently.There are countless intersections waiting in life, but fortunately he met such a person at the intersection of the college entrance examination.

"Why are you looking at me?" Su Xiaoyuan fed another grape with clear eyes.

Zhang Zhao caught it: "Is Brother Su happy?"

"Happy." Su Xiaoyuan smiled, "There is one item missing from the must-do list in life, and I have learned to bike."

"What else do you want to do?" Zhang Zhao counted the military training time, "Hurry up and finish with you before I leave."

Su Xiaoyuan patted the hair on his head, and said: "There are still many, many, many, I guess I can't finish it before the military training. I can go to the Beijing Zoo in a few days. When I was a child, my mother also said to take me there, so it didn't work." .”

"Okay, but can you leave your brother alone?" Zhang Zhao looked to the left, "Your brother's behavior is eye-catching."

Su Yun stepped on the pedal lazily.Jiang Lan was right next to him, he was thinking about how to speak. "Sister Jiang, what do ordinary sports students do?"

Jiang Lan played with Liya: "You can't understand even if I tell you."

Su Yun didn't believe in evil: "What type do those special students like?"

Jiang Lan continued to play Liya: "I like giant running."

"Look, I'll just say he's useless." Zhang Zhao took Su Xiaoyuan's limp hand. In just one year, he had changed from a scumbag to a quasi-college athlete. "Go to the zoo in a few days, When I come back from military training, I will find time to teach you how to play basketball."

"Playing basketball?" Su Xiaoyuan's eyes lit up, "I want to learn how to shoot three-pointers. I want to learn even in my dreams."

"Well, definitely teach." Zhang Zhao leaned over and began to smirk, "Actually, Brother Su knows how to run now, do you still need me to teach?"

"You're talking nonsense! If you play like a big hooligan again, I'll get angry!" Su Xiaoyuan panicked, and stuffed the watermelon he was feeding Caesar into Zhang Zhao's mouth.

"Damn! Cough cough cough...cough cough! Baby, you murdered your own husband!"

"Zhang Zhao, are you a dick? Cough again and the boat will turn over!"

"Third brother, don't be angry..."

The water in the center of the lake is rippling, the willows on the shore are swaying, and the cicadas are singing green in August. It really is an extraordinarily lively midsummer.

The author has something to say: Scatter flowers!All the episodes are over!