Interstellar Acupuncture Master
Chapter 59 (1)
Fei Yang looked at the legendary queen of the Alpha Empire, a little at a loss.
"Wow, who is this cutie?"
Lu Siming had a headache, got up helplessly, and strode to the bedroom.
"My friend, come out, Mom."
"I feel a little familiar, have I seen you, cutie?"
The sun shone on the Queen's face, and Fei Yang couldn't believe his eyes, firm skin, fair face, and cheerful smile, he looked like Xiao Lu's mother, almost like Xiao Lu's... sister.
Although Xiao Lu is handsome, but after all, his skin is dark, his silhouette is tough, and he looks mature and masculine. In front of the youthful queen, he looks a bit older orz
"Fei Yang has seen the queen, but not you." Fei Yang lived in a time when there was no royal family, so he had no choice but to imitate the ancient costume TV series to say hello.
queen:……
I've seen it for a while, I haven't seen it for a while...
Such a lovely child, what a pity, the queen turned her head and whispered in her son's ear, "What's wrong with him? What does Lao Tang say? Such a lovely child, what a pity."
Lu Siming was about to collapse, "Mom, let's go out, they are going to check."
"Oh, but I feel familiar, how strange." The queen shook her head and came out with her son.
Lu Siming followed behind, looking at Qixian'er in the living room, hehe, short short hair with gold-rimmed glasses, dimples and small canine teeth, you don't look familiar, you haven't stood up yet, if you stand up, you will be more familiar up...
"By the way, Mingming, come on, mom will give you a good introduction. They are all selected according to your requirements, and they are definitely full of unique skills!"
Lu Siming was suddenly grabbed by his sleeve, dragged to sit on the sofa, and looked at the row of "Lei Xiaoyang" in front of him.
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He was wrong, he was really wrong!
What gold-rimmed glasses and small canine teeth, dimpled short hair, and what special skills he possessed, how did he blurt it out at the time, now I really want to slap myself!
"Look at this girl, she's cute, her appearance perfectly meets your requirements!"
"But the glasses are my second choice, ahem."
"Height 185, weight 69, of course, I'm not afraid of this, trust me, there is no woman who can't get fat, you take good care of her."
Lu Siming: ...
"And mom told you, this girl definitely has a unique skill!"
? ?
Lu Siming looked up at the cute girl in front of him, stunt?Flower arrangement and paper-cut cross stitch?Or a little gourmet and beauty expert?
"Xiao Hong, come on, show us the Marshal!" The queen's expression looked as excited as if she wanted to do it herself.
Xiaohong cupped her fists and bowed to Lu Siming, who felt uneasy.
I saw Xiaohong took off her cotton jacket, and she was wearing a pink fitness vest inside. The skin exposed on her arms was the same as her face, white and tender, and it felt like water could be squeezed out.
"what!"
!!!
Little Witty shivered in fright, and saw that Xiao Hong's arm instantly turned into a shapely muscle line, and it was no longer a flesh that could pinch water...
"what!"
"Roar!"
"Hey~ ah!"
After watching a high-level and wonderful Muay Thai performance, Lu Siming became even more autistic.
Little Witty was at the side, blinking his eyes as he watched King Kong Barbie stop and stand in front of him, and began to mourn for the marshal in his heart.
"Amazing! Obviously."
"Xiaohong's unique skill is unexpected, right? It's full of surprises, right?" The queen begged for praise.
"I think it's on par with your level!"
With a cold face, Lu Siming smiled perfunctorily, "It's really unexpected...much better than me."
"Thank you Marshal for your compliment!" Xiaohong stood up straight with a "snap" and thanked her with cupped fists.
Seeing the expression of his marshal, the little witty man was going crazy. The key is that this is the first one. He was a little curious about the incredible skills of the weak girls and teenagers in the back row!
The queen still knew her son, and she just didn't like this expression.
"Okay, next one, this is super powerful."
Lu Siming: ...
There is a feeling that I can't walk out of this door vertically today.
The queen mother pushed a boy very similar to Xiao Yang to him.
"Xiao Jiu has a pair of wonderful hands."
"Oh?" Lu Siming, who was on the verge of despair, raised his head curiously. Could it be that he and Xiao Yang are traveling together?After all, everyone said that Xiao Yang was rejuvenated.
"Come on, Xiao Jiu, show off your real skills!"
"Yes, queen." "Sir, please come and give me a demonstration." Xiao Jiu, dressed in a fashionable dress, said to Xiao Jiling.
Little Clever blinked at Xiao Jiu, at the Queen, at the Marshal, and stammered, "No, no, I won't have the piercing, I'm not sick." Other people's skillful hand rejuvenation, tied into a sieve, the picture is really a bit sour.
"I just need your head, please!"
Xiaojiu is really sunny and cheerful, and her smile is like a sunflower, which makes people overwhelmed. It is completely different from the previous high-cold King Kong Barbie.
The little wit howled in his heart, why do you want my head!My head was not sick, and I cried to my marshal for help, but the marshal only gave me a look of hope, and the little wit was completely desperate, "Then... okay."
"Please sit down." Xiao Jiu's service is very good, much better than the indifferent Doctor Xiao Yang.
However, for a person who is not sick but will be stabbed, these are not important, okay orz
With a clatter, Xiaojiling wanted to turn around in a panic, but was held down by Xiaojiu.
"Come on, surround yourself!"
???
The large floral cloth on the neck seems to be different from Dr. Xiao Yang's aseptic sterilizer.
呲呲呲!
"what!"
"Oh, sorry, is it cool?" Xiao Jiu was very guilty.
"Cool...not cold..." Wen Wen, just right, but suddenly water was sprayed on the top of the head, no one was surprised...
Why do you always feel that the process is a bit familiar?Little Clever frowned slightly.
The sound of clicking, clicking, clicking sounded above the head, and then the broken black hair fell down reluctantly, and scattered messily on the large flower cloth that had just been laid.
Oh! !
It's the rejuvenated teacher Tony orz
Say it earlier, do you have to scare the baby to death?
"Wow, little clever, you're even more handsome!" The queen began to praise Xiao Jiu's skills in a fancy way.
"Really?" Little Clever is also a handsome guy who loves beauty!
"Yeah! Qiao Yu will definitely not be able to hold back watching it tonight!" The queen blinked at the little wit, and her eyes were full of sex-blessings.
"Hee hee." Little Clever was unusually shy.
"Ahem!" Lu Siming couldn't listen anymore.
"Obviously, do you want to experience the real technology? Xiao Jiu is a top-notch hair stylist in our empire, and his hands are worth 1000 million." The queen looked at her son with bewitching eyes.
"Need not."
"Oh." Well, it seems that I don't like this one either.
"Obviously, then you will definitely like this girl!" The queen began to spare no effort to promote the third place.
Lu Siming raised his forehead, Mom, where do you have the confidence!
"Mom, don't you go home and take a look at Erhuo? Are Erhuo pregnant? Don't you need to take care of her day and night?" Lu Siming tried to divert her mother's attention.
"It's because both of you are pregnant that mommy has to worry about you!"
Lu Siming was speechless.
"Wow, the prince is so handsome!" The younger sister was more cheerful.
"That's right! You are my favorite, how could I lie to you!" The queen turned into a star-eyed fan in seconds.
"Okay, I feel my face is a little hot." The younger sister covered her face with her hands, a little shy.
"Haha, Da Da, if you are so happy, would you like to repay your enthusiastic little readers every day?"
"Yes!" I assured myself, "Besides, I really wanted to write the male lead as handsome as the prince, so that Xiao Shou Shou would scream every day!"
Harvest's handsome little wit almost stared out his eyes, and subconsciously looked at the bedroom door. Because of the angle, he couldn't see Doctor Xiao Yang, and then looked at his own marshal. Sure enough, his face was as gray as a pot.
"Really? I'm so looking forward to it! Hurry up! The deep-water torpedoes are all ready, just need to fire!" The queen sold her son so excitedly.
Lu Siming gritted his teeth, raised his head indifferently, and said, "Are you sure you want to write about me? Then you might be cold."
The younger sister was instantly swayed by the subwoofer, she held her heart and calmed down for a while, and said seriously, "It's okay, I have 60 fans with me, and I have a lot of cuties chasing after me. Attack super fire!"
Lu Siming, who was leaning on the sofa, felt a pain in his chest. His mother who sold her son was still showing off how well this great writer drove in the article, and how delicate the writing was. I really have no ears to listen!
Lu Siming clutched his chest and frowned.
The queen, who was trying her best to promote her family, suddenly found that something was wrong with her son, "Obviously, what's wrong with you?"
"Sudden pain in the chest." Lu Siming couldn't directly say that it made you angry.
"Doctor, come and see." The Queen shouted.
Lu Siming waved his hand, "No need." Then he got up and went to the bedroom to find Xiao Yang, and escaped from this Shura field by the way.
Fei Yang couldn't see anyone outside, but the door was open, and the voice could be heard clearly. It was a large-scale blind date party, and it was an N-to-1 kind, probably in the form of If You Are the One?It seems not all.
Lu Siming came in suddenly, frowned, squatted beside the bed, stretched out his wrist, "Xiao Yang, try to see if I'm okay, suddenly my heart hurts, and I'm throbbing."
"Ah?" Fei Yang was startled, and quickly stretched out his hand to feel his pulse.
Rapid pulse, and showing irregular stops, is a symptom of rushing to the heart.
"Take a deep breath to calm down, and then someone will make you a bowl of lotus seed soup."
"Why did you get so angry?" The pulse just now really made people feel distressed unconsciously.
Lu Siming took a deep breath, his mother, guarding his sweetheart whose confession has not been successful, and the revolution still needs to work hard, got him a group of 'weekly' blind dates...
Just thinking about it makes me gasp.
"Mingming, what are you doing?" The queen didn't know what was wrong with her son, so she followed, and Da Da, who was completely fascinated, also followed, but was taken aback.
"Miraculous doctor?!"
"Big God?" Fei Yang didn't expect that the big god in the fan group was also a member of the marshal's blind date group.
"Miraculous doctor! It's really you!" I ran over excitedly. Recently, there were too many surprises. First, I found out that an enthusiastic little fan was the queen, and then was pulled by the fan queen to have a blind date with the prince. On the blind date, I met the beloved Xiao Yang again. miracle doctor.
"You really hurt your chest?" Da Da looked surprised, but he didn't expect it to be a real expression.
Fei Yang nodded.
"Hey, we thought you were really..."
Suddenly, I remembered the scene where the master carefully analyzed himself being "stabbed" in the group - "The cucumber is so big that it can be called stabbed..."
Fei Yang wanted to faint immediately, pretending not to understand.
"Then you must take good care of your wounds. By the way, the genius doctor, where is the loving handsome guy next to you?" After only caring about his injuries, he immediately shifted to the topic of gossip. After all, everyone in the group was curious to death.
Fei Yang: ...
Lu Siming: ...
The queen realized later, "How do you know each other? Isn't this Mingming's friend?"
The eldest girl explained, "This is a genius doctor, Queen, with superb medical skills, the kind that can light up every woman's life!"
"Wow! So powerful!"
Fei Yang: ...
"Oh, not only that, it's also the gospel for men now!"
Lu Siming: ...
Fei Yang really wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in. Sure enough, the queen looked at him again, full of disbelief and orz... some indescribable expressions.
Indeed, a doctor who sounds like he specializes in gynecology and andrology is a bit weird.
"Genius doctor, where is the handsome guy behind you hiding? I heard some girls in the group say that he is super handsome, so handsome, so handsome, how handsome is he!" Da Da couldn't wait to see his real face!
"Let me see, I really want to write Qiangqiang in my next book! The image of the prince looks like Qiang Gong, and the image of the handsome guy behind you is Qiang Shou!"
"Big Daddy, the blood spurts when I hear it!" The queen was so excited.
All the men in the room blushed.
Fei Yang looked bewildered, and Xiaojiling tried to hold back his laughter and almost suffered internal injuries.
"Cough, cough, cough!" Marshal Lu almost coughed up his lungs, and his neck was red from coughing. The queen looked distressed, and hurried to comfort his son.
Fei Yang's cell phone suddenly sent a new message that it was Wu Xin who came.
"Xiao Lu—" halfway through the shout, Fei Yang stopped abruptly, "Prince, Wu Xin is here."
Lu Siming frowned, not very happy, but he still held back, after all, it was a good opportunity to escape from the Shura Field, "Then I'll go pick him up first."
As soon as he was about to leave, the queen quickly grabbed her arm, "Why do you have to go in person? Little clever, you go and pick it up."
"Hey." The handsome little wit hurried away, leaving Marshal Lu behind, and continued to be forced into a blind date by his mother.
"Miraculous doctor? Where's the man behind you?" Da Da, who was interrupted, returned to the topic he was most interested in.
"Uh..." Fei Yang didn't dare to speak, and didn't dare to look at Xiao Lu, so he could only look at the bedroom door with wandering eyes.
He turned his head greatly, looked at the door, and immediately realized, "Ah! Could it be the handsome guy who just went out!"
The queen who knew the insider immediately stood up to crack down on fakes, "Impossible, little witty man doesn't have the guts, if he dares, Qiao Yu will definitely break his leg."
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"Genius doctor, who the hell is that!"
Fei Yang is so cowardly, sister, you are going to kill me!
Lu Siming coughed lightly, "Go on, my chest doesn't hurt anymore." Then he turned and left the bedroom, bringing a gust of wind.
The protagonist was about to do business, so everyone's attention was naturally attracted, and they went to the living room together. Fei Yang heaved a sigh of relief and saved a mouse's life!
Suffering a straight chest injury, but also to bear such tension!
Big blind date continues after 'short break' -
The fourth "class" Xiao Yang is a picture collector and showed his famous painting - "Van Gogh Self-Portrait" to Marshal Lu.
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"This coloring, this drawing technique, this—"
"I can't appreciate it, I still like my ears." Lu Siming refused directly.
Collector: Sure enough, there are many fighters in the army, even the crown prince was not spared. How beautiful this painting is!
The fifth "class" Xiao Yang is an idol singing and dancing singer. The animal body is a dolphin, and the dolphin sound and soft waist were displayed on the spot.
"Of course there are more powerful ones. It's not very good for us to show them here. We need to wait...in the dead of night and when no one is around." The little dolphin giggled, his cuteness healed, but he was so sultry and seductive .
Lu Siming was so angry that while drinking the lotus seed soup, he rushed to his heart, and said directly, "Is it not possible during the day? Some people dare not?"
The little dolphin's face was red, and I flirted all over the bottom of the sea, but unexpectedly landed on land, and was defeated by one move.
K! O!
The sixth "class" Xiao Yang is a violinist who came from a musical family.
"Everyone says that the music played by Xiaobai can make you conceive after listening to your ears." The queen looked at the child who might become her future daughter-in-law with admiration, and praised her.
I don't know if other people present are pregnant or not. Anyway, after hearing it, Lu Siming had a miscarriage. The more he listened, the more angry he became!
The last "class" Xiao Yang is a rookie psychologist in the empire. It is said that he has an IQ of 180 and graduated from university at the age of 13. He focuses on micro-expressions and micro-reactions.
"The prince frowned slightly, it can be inferred that the prince is struggling."
"The prince keeps drinking lotus seed soup, which means that his mouth is dry. It can be inferred that some of the blind dates present made the prince's blood spurt and he couldn't help himself, so he had a physiological reaction of thirst."
Lu Siming rolled his eyes.
"Okay, the prince rolled his eyes at me just now, which means that he was guilty of what I said."
Lu Siming didn't even want to roll his eyes, and looked at the 'psychologist' quietly.
"Okay, one last point of deduction."
"Since I spoke, you have been staring at me, clenched your fists slightly, and the speed of drinking soup has been significantly accelerated, so it can be inferred that you have a better impression of me than the other six blind date partners. I am right Is it right?"
The other six blind dates: brother!You are ugly!You have to show some face!
Lu Siming drank the lotus seed soup in the bowl, put the bowl on the table with a bang, and decided to give this narcissistic high-IQ psychologist a heart-pounding blow.
"I control the face."
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The other six blind dates: Haha, our prince's eyes are still sharp!
Seeing the psychologist being stunned, the queen stood up and took control of the situation, "Ahem, obviously, IQ is also very important! It is very important for the inheritance of the next generation! Don't be so superficial."
"I have IQ, but I don't lack it."
psychologist:……
Ever since I was a celebrity, I have never seen such a price drop!
"Oh, obviously, according to what you said, you are not lacking in good looks, so why do you need to control your looks, right?"
"It's more important to cultivate both internally and externally!"
The son's face was too cold and dark, it was difficult for her to control the field.
They are all selected strictly according to the son's standard, or they don't like any of them. When will they be able to hold a grandson?
"Marshal, Mr. Wu Xin has received it." The little wit entered the door, breaking the deathly silence and embarrassment.
Wu Xin came in after him, and was taken aback when he heard the brother in front of him calling Marshal.
"Well, come in."
Lu Siming rubbed the center of his brows, at least the blind date was over, "Mom, I've seen it all, I'll think about it, you go back first." The upright Marshal Lu, even when he ordered his mother to leave, was so straightforward, without any hint of tact What is it.
"Oh, this handsome boy is really beautiful in the sun, how tall are you?" the queen stepped forward and asked.
The son said to think about it, but it was useless. Doesn't she understand as a mother?But at any rate, this new goal looks pleasing to the eye, and it may be possible.
Hey, my son is already 28, as soon as he is old, it is almost enough, their family is not short of money, and they are not short of power. OK!
"222." Wu Xin was a little embarrassed to say about his height.
"The height is a bit high, but the main reason is that the proportions are good-looking. Obviously, look at these long legs, they match you well!"
Lu Siming was blind, couldn't see, couldn't see, and didn't want to talk.
The violinist is not happy: Queen, you clearly said before that a height difference of 50 centimeters is a cute contrast, a perfect match!
"Oh, there are also small dimples!" The queen was pleasantly surprised.
Wu Xin smiled at a loss, wondering what was wrong with the dimples.
"Oh, it's so sunny when you smile!"
Teacher Tony was not happy: Queen, you just praised me as a sunny baby!
Dashen was even more unhappy: Queen, is your son not sold yet?In this way, I will be more and more prosperous, and I will not write about the strong blood spurting!
"Any tricks?" asked the Queen at last.
Wu Xin stood neatly at the door, feeling like he could only enter the door if he answered the question correctly, "I'll walk the catwalk, does that count..."
"A model?"
"Yes."
"Mingming, think about it, wearing a little clothes every night, walking around in front of you, how happy you are!"
Although Lu Siming has been used to his mother's cheerfulness for more than 20 years, he is really going crazy today, Dad!How did you survive!
And Xiao Yang is his teacher!I am his teacher's wife!what to do!Chaos? !
Fei Yang lay on the bed and mourned for a minute for his first disciple who opened the door. He came to visit the teacher and caught up with a large-scale blind date meeting with the marshal. With Wu Xin's usual innocent appearance, one can imagine how ignorant he is now. force.
Marshal Lu's large-scale blind date lasted for an hour and a half, and finally came to an end. Lu Siming sent his mother and seven fairies away.
"Go and get me a bowl of lotus seed soup." Lu Siming handed the bowl to Xiaojiling.
"Oh." The little wit couldn't believe it. Doctor Xiao Yang only said the most annoying thing, and the marshal actually drank it, and he wanted to refill the bowl...
In the future, washboards, soybean dregs, and keyboards seem to be common tools, tsk tsk.
Unlike me, I am very young, and my Qiao Yu loves me so much, the most he does is punish me and make me unable to get out of bed (blushing with embarrassment).
After drinking the second bowl of lotus seed soup, Lu Siming was worried about Xiao Yang, and walked to the bedroom to see what Wu Xin and Xiao Yang were doing.
As soon as he walked to the door, he saw the tall Wu Xin squatting beside Xiao Yang's bed, holding Xiao Yang's hand, whispering something, but he couldn't hear clearly.
Xiao Yang smiled and patted his head, saying it was all right.
Ah!
After he grew up, Xiao Yang never touched his head again!
Suddenly I miss my childhood!
Lu Siming walked in with his hands behind his back, expressionless, "Okay, your legs are so long, aren't you tired from squatting? Go sit on the sofa."
The sofa is far from the bed.
Wu Xin looked at the desk in front of the sofa, and felt that it was the owner's work area, so he shook his head, "It's okay, I'm not tired." As soon as he changed legs, he heard a cramp, and sat on the floor in pain, hugging Calf, grinning.
Lu Siming: Hehe.No matter how stubborn you are!
"Xiao Lu, stretch his tendons quickly."
"Oh." Very reluctant, but it was Xiao Yang's order again.
Lu Siming is very good at cramps and so on, he straightened them roughly, and rubbed the muscles as stiff as rocks vigorously. After a while, he drove the cramps away.
Wu Xin took a long breath, and Fei Yang patted the innocent and cute little Wu Xin's head again, "It's easy to cramp when squatting, go sit."
"Go! Don't worry Teacher Fei!" Because he touched his head again, Lu Siming's voice became colder.
"Okay, thank you teacher." Wu Xin rubbed his legs and stood up, walked to Lu Siming's side, bowed at 30 degrees, "Thank you Marshal."
Lu Siming said "um", with a very big attitude.
Just about to take two steps forward, he quietly walked to Xiao Yang's side, when he heard Xiao Yang say, "Go and sit on the sofa too, you should be tired too... Your heart is tired." Fei Yang coughed lightly.
Lu Siming: QAQ
My heart is the most tired now!
Just let me get close to you, and I'll be as light as a swallow, Xiao Yang!
"Wu Xin, help me download a live broadcast software and register an account."
"Teacher, do you want to change careers?"
"Teacher, I just resigned..."
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Fei Yang didn't dare to laugh out loud, for fear of shocking his wound, "No, it's just a part-time live broadcast."
"Tell me how to save yourself."
"Oh!" Teacher, then you are really a clear stream in the live broadcast circle.
As soon as Wu Xin took Fei Yang's mobile phone, Lu Siming intercepted it, "I'll do it."
"Uh, marshal, how dare you trouble you."
"You know it's the Marshal and you talk too much?"
"Oh." Wu Xin was timid and insecure, but when Lu Siming gave him such a chill, he just sat down obediently, as if he was listening to a lecture in class.
Fei Yang was speechless, and comforted Wu Xin, "Xiao Lu just looks cold, but he is actually very warm-hearted."
"Oh." Anyway, I can't see the heart in my stomach orz
Wu Xin peeked at the marshal's clumsy, clumsy appearance and didn't dare to say much.
After 5 minutes, if it is not finished, just click on the little head in the bottom right corner!
oh!Oh my god, following the one who casually clicked on a little skill to flirt with a husband, now I click on a live broadcast of winter swimming in a bikini, and goosebumps arose!
Wu Xin coughed lightly, "Marshal, this live broadcast is very troublesome to set up, I see my colleague has done it before, how about I try it?"
He...how else can he say...
Lu Siming frowned, struggled for a while, and gave Wu Xin his mobile phone. He never watched the live broadcast. This was a very strange thing to him. Yang barely entered the live broadcast circle.
Wu Xin registered in 10 seconds, but he dared not say anything, so he poked and poked for another minute, making it look like it was not easy.
"Teacher, what's your live broadcast name?"
Fei Yang thought for a while, "Xiao Yang."
"Ah... Teacher, this one has no characteristics, and it doesn't specify your identity and the content of the lecture."
"Then how should it start?" This was also a strange thing to Fei Yang.
Wu Xin thought for a while, "What are you mainly talking about? We can find inspiration from the content."
Lu Siming dismissed it from the sidelines, looking for inspiration after naming it?
"The first thing to talk about is diarrhea." Fei Yang said.
"Uh..." Could it be Wu Xin, the name of this content is too interesting.
"Anything else?"
"Acne, beauty, diet for cardiovascular disease, prevention of spondylosis, etc."
Wu Xin thought for a while, and suddenly came to inspiration, "How about Xiao Yang, the genius doctor who taught you how to save yourself and make you beautiful?"
"Will it be a bit exaggerated?" Fei Yang was a little embarrassed. He is a low-key person, and this name is too ostentatious...
"No, everyone names it like that. I'll read the names of some anchors for you. Sister Yoyo, a little make-up expert, Xiao Dingding, a little sowing expert, and Brother Gang who takes you to do 1000 questions every day..."
"Okay." Fei Yang had nothing to say, just do as the Romans do.
"Okay, I won't talk about it today, Wu Xin, you can go home first." The name is also finished, it's time to go, Lu Siming directly started chasing guests.
Fei Yang: ...
"It's okay, I'm not in a hurry, I'll help the teacher forward it in the group, let everyone pay attention first."
"No, I'll do this, you can go."
Fei Yang: ...
Can you pay a little attention to the way you talk and drive away customers?
Chasing the queen just now was so blunt...
"Oh..." Wu Xin, who was sitting with the marshal for the first time, was also nervous, so he contacted the teacher in advance when he made an appointment to give a lecture, and ran away quickly.
The marshal's aura is too strong, he really can't hold it, the teacher is really strong, he dared to call Xiao Lu directly.
Lu Siming forwarded Fei Yang's live broadcast number to several beauty groups, and the restless group became even more restless, ringing non-stop.
[Wow, that's a good name!For my face, I am willing to follow Xiao Yang to the death! 】
【Me too! 】
[My ninth aunt didn't join the group, so sad, I have to send it to her quickly, let her pay attention. 】
[Small book is ready, you can listen to the class at any time [beautiful]! 】
[[Cute] 1]
……
"What did you say in the group? Show me your phone."
"Lie down obediently and don't move around."
"My arm is fine." Fei Yang was helpless. He was just stabbed in the chest, and it wasn't that his arm or leg was broken...
"Looking at the screen all the time is not good for your eyes." Xiao Lu was serious.
"Oh."
"Then why don't you read it to me." It's not a waste of eyes, otherwise it would be too boring to stare.
"Oh." "Where to start? Show 99"
"Then let's start from the beginning." Anyway, it was to pass the time, "Aren't you busy?"
Lu Siming shook his head, you are what I need most.
[I saw a miracle doctor at the prince and marshal's house today! 】
[The miracle doctor was really stabbed! 】
It was quite normal at first, but for some reason, Lu Siming's deep and deep voice read out, and there was an inexplicable sensuality, as if Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang was saying: Spring is here, and it's the season of animal XX...
[See the handsome guy behind the miracle doctor!So handsome, isn't it? ! 】
"Ahem." Lu Siming couldn't continue reading.
"Go on." Fei Yang didn't know what the group of sisters would do next to YY 'this handsome guy'.
It is also very interesting to listen to the parties themselves read their own stories.
"Ahem." Lu Siming adjusted his mood.
[I didn't see it, but the prince is so handsome!My next book is going to write him as Qiang...gong. 】
"Can I stop reading?" Lu Siming couldn't bear it anymore, "Can I show you the screen of my phone?"
"Ah...but my eyes are tired from looking at the screen, I just want to listen."
Lu Siming: orz
"And don't skip it, or the context will not be connected."
Lu Siming: ...
Are you doing reading comprehension?
However, when I think about it, I still have to keep my mouth shut.
[But why did you meet the prince? 】
【I'm here to have a blind date with the prince! 】
Lu Siming kept testing with one foot on the verge of madness.
Fei Yang seemed to have found something interesting all of a sudden. It was like listening to an audio novel, and it was still a reading experience with a strong subwoofer.
"Go on, what's next?"
Lu Siming: ...
This is the next nemesis in his life after his mother.
【snort!We are in the same class, we are the same age, why can you go on a blind date with the prince!envy, jealousy, hate! 】
When Lu Siming read these coquettish particles in a serious manner, Fei Yang really felt so cute, it seemed that he was back to the time when he was playing around with the little leopard again.
……
After hearing a good show, Fei Yang tried his best not to laugh so much that he broke his wounds.
[I think Marshal Lu's strong attack, no matter how strong he is, will still scream! 】
The little assistant who forgot to knock on the door in a hurry stood at the door, listening to the marshal's bass voice...
The moment Marshal Lu turned his head, the little assistant faltered, "Oh, I forgot to take the inspection tools!" After saying that, he ran away, leaving the small trolley with the inspection tools alone at the door.
It's over, it's over, how can I ignore what Master said, how can I forget to knock on the door, I'm dead now, run for your life!
Another assistant came over and checked it out for no apparent reason. When he closed the door and left, Fei Yang clamored to listen to the story again. Lu Siming really didn't want to read it, but Fei Yang refused.
Finally, Xiao Lu threw the phone on the sofa, stepped onto the bed and lay down, pretending to close his eyes, "I'm so tired, I want to sleep." There was a bit of pitifulness in his voice.
Fei Yang froze for a moment, then thought about it, and felt that Xiao Lu was too pitiful. Such a cold person was forced to read something that was almost similar to Xiao-Huang-wen, so he reached out and patted Xiao Lu's head, Take comfort.
"You are so cute when you read it, and you are super cute when you are shy. It reminds me of you when you were a child." Although I have grown up, when I am shy, I am still exactly the same as when I was a little leopard.
Lu Siming was so comfortable that he never imagined that such an envious pat on the head could be obtained so easily.
So Xiao Lu began to push forward, and moved closer to Fei Yang carefully, pulled Xiao Yang's hand, and kissed him lightly on the lips. Although it was just a superficial touch, Fei Yang felt like he had been electrified, and his heart was pounding. With a jump, the wound hurts from the shock!
"Xiao Yang, if you like it, I will read it to you every day from now on." The voice was soft and sticky, like glutinous rice sticking to Fei Yang's heart, itching and unable to be removed.
"Uh..." Fei Yang's hand was still grabbed by that big hand, and he pulled it back, but he couldn't pull it back, because the big leopard opposite him was too strong.
"Of course I like it..." Who doesn't like to listen to such an interesting audio novel.
"But, what do you want to do?" Fei Yang stared blankly at Xiao Lu's right cheek.
"I think..." Marshal Lu, who had been ignored and rejected several times, stepped in!cowardly...
"I want to sleep."
"Oh." "But can you let go of my hand when you sleep?"
"oh oh."
"Go to sleep."
"it is good."
Later, after Qiao Yu found out about this, Qiao Yu ignored the strict relationship between superiors and subordinates, and criticized Lu Siming, "Then you fell asleep?!"
Marshal Lu: "Well..."
"Ah!"
"Then you can call Lu Tudou."
Lu Counsel: orz
Qiao Yu sighed, but he still had to be persuasive, "Do you know what to do next time?"
Lu Tongsu's eyes were firm: "Hold on and hold on! Don't sleep! Confession!"
Qiao Yu: ...
"Hold hands and go straight to sleep!"
Lu Tongsong:? ? ?
"Sleepy, sleepless, understand?" Qiao Yu rolled his eyes, this student is really too difficult to teach!Can I get my tuition refunded...
Lu Tongsou: "Understood! Very good! Your bonus will be tripled this month!"
Qiao Yu: orz
Well, the tuition fee has increased again, so he can still persist!
The little witty came home from a day off at night, and Qiao Yu pressed him directly onto the bed, crushing him tightly, and then the buttons were undone one by one.
"Wow, who is this cutie?"
Lu Siming had a headache, got up helplessly, and strode to the bedroom.
"My friend, come out, Mom."
"I feel a little familiar, have I seen you, cutie?"
The sun shone on the Queen's face, and Fei Yang couldn't believe his eyes, firm skin, fair face, and cheerful smile, he looked like Xiao Lu's mother, almost like Xiao Lu's... sister.
Although Xiao Lu is handsome, but after all, his skin is dark, his silhouette is tough, and he looks mature and masculine. In front of the youthful queen, he looks a bit older orz
"Fei Yang has seen the queen, but not you." Fei Yang lived in a time when there was no royal family, so he had no choice but to imitate the ancient costume TV series to say hello.
queen:……
I've seen it for a while, I haven't seen it for a while...
Such a lovely child, what a pity, the queen turned her head and whispered in her son's ear, "What's wrong with him? What does Lao Tang say? Such a lovely child, what a pity."
Lu Siming was about to collapse, "Mom, let's go out, they are going to check."
"Oh, but I feel familiar, how strange." The queen shook her head and came out with her son.
Lu Siming followed behind, looking at Qixian'er in the living room, hehe, short short hair with gold-rimmed glasses, dimples and small canine teeth, you don't look familiar, you haven't stood up yet, if you stand up, you will be more familiar up...
"By the way, Mingming, come on, mom will give you a good introduction. They are all selected according to your requirements, and they are definitely full of unique skills!"
Lu Siming was suddenly grabbed by his sleeve, dragged to sit on the sofa, and looked at the row of "Lei Xiaoyang" in front of him.
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He was wrong, he was really wrong!
What gold-rimmed glasses and small canine teeth, dimpled short hair, and what special skills he possessed, how did he blurt it out at the time, now I really want to slap myself!
"Look at this girl, she's cute, her appearance perfectly meets your requirements!"
"But the glasses are my second choice, ahem."
"Height 185, weight 69, of course, I'm not afraid of this, trust me, there is no woman who can't get fat, you take good care of her."
Lu Siming: ...
"And mom told you, this girl definitely has a unique skill!"
? ?
Lu Siming looked up at the cute girl in front of him, stunt?Flower arrangement and paper-cut cross stitch?Or a little gourmet and beauty expert?
"Xiao Hong, come on, show us the Marshal!" The queen's expression looked as excited as if she wanted to do it herself.
Xiaohong cupped her fists and bowed to Lu Siming, who felt uneasy.
I saw Xiaohong took off her cotton jacket, and she was wearing a pink fitness vest inside. The skin exposed on her arms was the same as her face, white and tender, and it felt like water could be squeezed out.
"what!"
!!!
Little Witty shivered in fright, and saw that Xiao Hong's arm instantly turned into a shapely muscle line, and it was no longer a flesh that could pinch water...
"what!"
"Roar!"
"Hey~ ah!"
After watching a high-level and wonderful Muay Thai performance, Lu Siming became even more autistic.
Little Witty was at the side, blinking his eyes as he watched King Kong Barbie stop and stand in front of him, and began to mourn for the marshal in his heart.
"Amazing! Obviously."
"Xiaohong's unique skill is unexpected, right? It's full of surprises, right?" The queen begged for praise.
"I think it's on par with your level!"
With a cold face, Lu Siming smiled perfunctorily, "It's really unexpected...much better than me."
"Thank you Marshal for your compliment!" Xiaohong stood up straight with a "snap" and thanked her with cupped fists.
Seeing the expression of his marshal, the little witty man was going crazy. The key is that this is the first one. He was a little curious about the incredible skills of the weak girls and teenagers in the back row!
The queen still knew her son, and she just didn't like this expression.
"Okay, next one, this is super powerful."
Lu Siming: ...
There is a feeling that I can't walk out of this door vertically today.
The queen mother pushed a boy very similar to Xiao Yang to him.
"Xiao Jiu has a pair of wonderful hands."
"Oh?" Lu Siming, who was on the verge of despair, raised his head curiously. Could it be that he and Xiao Yang are traveling together?After all, everyone said that Xiao Yang was rejuvenated.
"Come on, Xiao Jiu, show off your real skills!"
"Yes, queen." "Sir, please come and give me a demonstration." Xiao Jiu, dressed in a fashionable dress, said to Xiao Jiling.
Little Clever blinked at Xiao Jiu, at the Queen, at the Marshal, and stammered, "No, no, I won't have the piercing, I'm not sick." Other people's skillful hand rejuvenation, tied into a sieve, the picture is really a bit sour.
"I just need your head, please!"
Xiaojiu is really sunny and cheerful, and her smile is like a sunflower, which makes people overwhelmed. It is completely different from the previous high-cold King Kong Barbie.
The little wit howled in his heart, why do you want my head!My head was not sick, and I cried to my marshal for help, but the marshal only gave me a look of hope, and the little wit was completely desperate, "Then... okay."
"Please sit down." Xiao Jiu's service is very good, much better than the indifferent Doctor Xiao Yang.
However, for a person who is not sick but will be stabbed, these are not important, okay orz
With a clatter, Xiaojiling wanted to turn around in a panic, but was held down by Xiaojiu.
"Come on, surround yourself!"
???
The large floral cloth on the neck seems to be different from Dr. Xiao Yang's aseptic sterilizer.
呲呲呲!
"what!"
"Oh, sorry, is it cool?" Xiao Jiu was very guilty.
"Cool...not cold..." Wen Wen, just right, but suddenly water was sprayed on the top of the head, no one was surprised...
Why do you always feel that the process is a bit familiar?Little Clever frowned slightly.
The sound of clicking, clicking, clicking sounded above the head, and then the broken black hair fell down reluctantly, and scattered messily on the large flower cloth that had just been laid.
Oh! !
It's the rejuvenated teacher Tony orz
Say it earlier, do you have to scare the baby to death?
"Wow, little clever, you're even more handsome!" The queen began to praise Xiao Jiu's skills in a fancy way.
"Really?" Little Clever is also a handsome guy who loves beauty!
"Yeah! Qiao Yu will definitely not be able to hold back watching it tonight!" The queen blinked at the little wit, and her eyes were full of sex-blessings.
"Hee hee." Little Clever was unusually shy.
"Ahem!" Lu Siming couldn't listen anymore.
"Obviously, do you want to experience the real technology? Xiao Jiu is a top-notch hair stylist in our empire, and his hands are worth 1000 million." The queen looked at her son with bewitching eyes.
"Need not."
"Oh." Well, it seems that I don't like this one either.
"Obviously, then you will definitely like this girl!" The queen began to spare no effort to promote the third place.
Lu Siming raised his forehead, Mom, where do you have the confidence!
"Mom, don't you go home and take a look at Erhuo? Are Erhuo pregnant? Don't you need to take care of her day and night?" Lu Siming tried to divert her mother's attention.
"It's because both of you are pregnant that mommy has to worry about you!"
Lu Siming was speechless.
"Wow, the prince is so handsome!" The younger sister was more cheerful.
"That's right! You are my favorite, how could I lie to you!" The queen turned into a star-eyed fan in seconds.
"Okay, I feel my face is a little hot." The younger sister covered her face with her hands, a little shy.
"Haha, Da Da, if you are so happy, would you like to repay your enthusiastic little readers every day?"
"Yes!" I assured myself, "Besides, I really wanted to write the male lead as handsome as the prince, so that Xiao Shou Shou would scream every day!"
Harvest's handsome little wit almost stared out his eyes, and subconsciously looked at the bedroom door. Because of the angle, he couldn't see Doctor Xiao Yang, and then looked at his own marshal. Sure enough, his face was as gray as a pot.
"Really? I'm so looking forward to it! Hurry up! The deep-water torpedoes are all ready, just need to fire!" The queen sold her son so excitedly.
Lu Siming gritted his teeth, raised his head indifferently, and said, "Are you sure you want to write about me? Then you might be cold."
The younger sister was instantly swayed by the subwoofer, she held her heart and calmed down for a while, and said seriously, "It's okay, I have 60 fans with me, and I have a lot of cuties chasing after me. Attack super fire!"
Lu Siming, who was leaning on the sofa, felt a pain in his chest. His mother who sold her son was still showing off how well this great writer drove in the article, and how delicate the writing was. I really have no ears to listen!
Lu Siming clutched his chest and frowned.
The queen, who was trying her best to promote her family, suddenly found that something was wrong with her son, "Obviously, what's wrong with you?"
"Sudden pain in the chest." Lu Siming couldn't directly say that it made you angry.
"Doctor, come and see." The Queen shouted.
Lu Siming waved his hand, "No need." Then he got up and went to the bedroom to find Xiao Yang, and escaped from this Shura field by the way.
Fei Yang couldn't see anyone outside, but the door was open, and the voice could be heard clearly. It was a large-scale blind date party, and it was an N-to-1 kind, probably in the form of If You Are the One?It seems not all.
Lu Siming came in suddenly, frowned, squatted beside the bed, stretched out his wrist, "Xiao Yang, try to see if I'm okay, suddenly my heart hurts, and I'm throbbing."
"Ah?" Fei Yang was startled, and quickly stretched out his hand to feel his pulse.
Rapid pulse, and showing irregular stops, is a symptom of rushing to the heart.
"Take a deep breath to calm down, and then someone will make you a bowl of lotus seed soup."
"Why did you get so angry?" The pulse just now really made people feel distressed unconsciously.
Lu Siming took a deep breath, his mother, guarding his sweetheart whose confession has not been successful, and the revolution still needs to work hard, got him a group of 'weekly' blind dates...
Just thinking about it makes me gasp.
"Mingming, what are you doing?" The queen didn't know what was wrong with her son, so she followed, and Da Da, who was completely fascinated, also followed, but was taken aback.
"Miraculous doctor?!"
"Big God?" Fei Yang didn't expect that the big god in the fan group was also a member of the marshal's blind date group.
"Miraculous doctor! It's really you!" I ran over excitedly. Recently, there were too many surprises. First, I found out that an enthusiastic little fan was the queen, and then was pulled by the fan queen to have a blind date with the prince. On the blind date, I met the beloved Xiao Yang again. miracle doctor.
"You really hurt your chest?" Da Da looked surprised, but he didn't expect it to be a real expression.
Fei Yang nodded.
"Hey, we thought you were really..."
Suddenly, I remembered the scene where the master carefully analyzed himself being "stabbed" in the group - "The cucumber is so big that it can be called stabbed..."
Fei Yang wanted to faint immediately, pretending not to understand.
"Then you must take good care of your wounds. By the way, the genius doctor, where is the loving handsome guy next to you?" After only caring about his injuries, he immediately shifted to the topic of gossip. After all, everyone in the group was curious to death.
Fei Yang: ...
Lu Siming: ...
The queen realized later, "How do you know each other? Isn't this Mingming's friend?"
The eldest girl explained, "This is a genius doctor, Queen, with superb medical skills, the kind that can light up every woman's life!"
"Wow! So powerful!"
Fei Yang: ...
"Oh, not only that, it's also the gospel for men now!"
Lu Siming: ...
Fei Yang really wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in. Sure enough, the queen looked at him again, full of disbelief and orz... some indescribable expressions.
Indeed, a doctor who sounds like he specializes in gynecology and andrology is a bit weird.
"Genius doctor, where is the handsome guy behind you hiding? I heard some girls in the group say that he is super handsome, so handsome, so handsome, how handsome is he!" Da Da couldn't wait to see his real face!
"Let me see, I really want to write Qiangqiang in my next book! The image of the prince looks like Qiang Gong, and the image of the handsome guy behind you is Qiang Shou!"
"Big Daddy, the blood spurts when I hear it!" The queen was so excited.
All the men in the room blushed.
Fei Yang looked bewildered, and Xiaojiling tried to hold back his laughter and almost suffered internal injuries.
"Cough, cough, cough!" Marshal Lu almost coughed up his lungs, and his neck was red from coughing. The queen looked distressed, and hurried to comfort his son.
Fei Yang's cell phone suddenly sent a new message that it was Wu Xin who came.
"Xiao Lu—" halfway through the shout, Fei Yang stopped abruptly, "Prince, Wu Xin is here."
Lu Siming frowned, not very happy, but he still held back, after all, it was a good opportunity to escape from the Shura Field, "Then I'll go pick him up first."
As soon as he was about to leave, the queen quickly grabbed her arm, "Why do you have to go in person? Little clever, you go and pick it up."
"Hey." The handsome little wit hurried away, leaving Marshal Lu behind, and continued to be forced into a blind date by his mother.
"Miraculous doctor? Where's the man behind you?" Da Da, who was interrupted, returned to the topic he was most interested in.
"Uh..." Fei Yang didn't dare to speak, and didn't dare to look at Xiao Lu, so he could only look at the bedroom door with wandering eyes.
He turned his head greatly, looked at the door, and immediately realized, "Ah! Could it be the handsome guy who just went out!"
The queen who knew the insider immediately stood up to crack down on fakes, "Impossible, little witty man doesn't have the guts, if he dares, Qiao Yu will definitely break his leg."
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"Genius doctor, who the hell is that!"
Fei Yang is so cowardly, sister, you are going to kill me!
Lu Siming coughed lightly, "Go on, my chest doesn't hurt anymore." Then he turned and left the bedroom, bringing a gust of wind.
The protagonist was about to do business, so everyone's attention was naturally attracted, and they went to the living room together. Fei Yang heaved a sigh of relief and saved a mouse's life!
Suffering a straight chest injury, but also to bear such tension!
Big blind date continues after 'short break' -
The fourth "class" Xiao Yang is a picture collector and showed his famous painting - "Van Gogh Self-Portrait" to Marshal Lu.
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"This coloring, this drawing technique, this—"
"I can't appreciate it, I still like my ears." Lu Siming refused directly.
Collector: Sure enough, there are many fighters in the army, even the crown prince was not spared. How beautiful this painting is!
The fifth "class" Xiao Yang is an idol singing and dancing singer. The animal body is a dolphin, and the dolphin sound and soft waist were displayed on the spot.
"Of course there are more powerful ones. It's not very good for us to show them here. We need to wait...in the dead of night and when no one is around." The little dolphin giggled, his cuteness healed, but he was so sultry and seductive .
Lu Siming was so angry that while drinking the lotus seed soup, he rushed to his heart, and said directly, "Is it not possible during the day? Some people dare not?"
The little dolphin's face was red, and I flirted all over the bottom of the sea, but unexpectedly landed on land, and was defeated by one move.
K! O!
The sixth "class" Xiao Yang is a violinist who came from a musical family.
"Everyone says that the music played by Xiaobai can make you conceive after listening to your ears." The queen looked at the child who might become her future daughter-in-law with admiration, and praised her.
I don't know if other people present are pregnant or not. Anyway, after hearing it, Lu Siming had a miscarriage. The more he listened, the more angry he became!
The last "class" Xiao Yang is a rookie psychologist in the empire. It is said that he has an IQ of 180 and graduated from university at the age of 13. He focuses on micro-expressions and micro-reactions.
"The prince frowned slightly, it can be inferred that the prince is struggling."
"The prince keeps drinking lotus seed soup, which means that his mouth is dry. It can be inferred that some of the blind dates present made the prince's blood spurt and he couldn't help himself, so he had a physiological reaction of thirst."
Lu Siming rolled his eyes.
"Okay, the prince rolled his eyes at me just now, which means that he was guilty of what I said."
Lu Siming didn't even want to roll his eyes, and looked at the 'psychologist' quietly.
"Okay, one last point of deduction."
"Since I spoke, you have been staring at me, clenched your fists slightly, and the speed of drinking soup has been significantly accelerated, so it can be inferred that you have a better impression of me than the other six blind date partners. I am right Is it right?"
The other six blind dates: brother!You are ugly!You have to show some face!
Lu Siming drank the lotus seed soup in the bowl, put the bowl on the table with a bang, and decided to give this narcissistic high-IQ psychologist a heart-pounding blow.
"I control the face."
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The other six blind dates: Haha, our prince's eyes are still sharp!
Seeing the psychologist being stunned, the queen stood up and took control of the situation, "Ahem, obviously, IQ is also very important! It is very important for the inheritance of the next generation! Don't be so superficial."
"I have IQ, but I don't lack it."
psychologist:……
Ever since I was a celebrity, I have never seen such a price drop!
"Oh, obviously, according to what you said, you are not lacking in good looks, so why do you need to control your looks, right?"
"It's more important to cultivate both internally and externally!"
The son's face was too cold and dark, it was difficult for her to control the field.
They are all selected strictly according to the son's standard, or they don't like any of them. When will they be able to hold a grandson?
"Marshal, Mr. Wu Xin has received it." The little wit entered the door, breaking the deathly silence and embarrassment.
Wu Xin came in after him, and was taken aback when he heard the brother in front of him calling Marshal.
"Well, come in."
Lu Siming rubbed the center of his brows, at least the blind date was over, "Mom, I've seen it all, I'll think about it, you go back first." The upright Marshal Lu, even when he ordered his mother to leave, was so straightforward, without any hint of tact What is it.
"Oh, this handsome boy is really beautiful in the sun, how tall are you?" the queen stepped forward and asked.
The son said to think about it, but it was useless. Doesn't she understand as a mother?But at any rate, this new goal looks pleasing to the eye, and it may be possible.
Hey, my son is already 28, as soon as he is old, it is almost enough, their family is not short of money, and they are not short of power. OK!
"222." Wu Xin was a little embarrassed to say about his height.
"The height is a bit high, but the main reason is that the proportions are good-looking. Obviously, look at these long legs, they match you well!"
Lu Siming was blind, couldn't see, couldn't see, and didn't want to talk.
The violinist is not happy: Queen, you clearly said before that a height difference of 50 centimeters is a cute contrast, a perfect match!
"Oh, there are also small dimples!" The queen was pleasantly surprised.
Wu Xin smiled at a loss, wondering what was wrong with the dimples.
"Oh, it's so sunny when you smile!"
Teacher Tony was not happy: Queen, you just praised me as a sunny baby!
Dashen was even more unhappy: Queen, is your son not sold yet?In this way, I will be more and more prosperous, and I will not write about the strong blood spurting!
"Any tricks?" asked the Queen at last.
Wu Xin stood neatly at the door, feeling like he could only enter the door if he answered the question correctly, "I'll walk the catwalk, does that count..."
"A model?"
"Yes."
"Mingming, think about it, wearing a little clothes every night, walking around in front of you, how happy you are!"
Although Lu Siming has been used to his mother's cheerfulness for more than 20 years, he is really going crazy today, Dad!How did you survive!
And Xiao Yang is his teacher!I am his teacher's wife!what to do!Chaos? !
Fei Yang lay on the bed and mourned for a minute for his first disciple who opened the door. He came to visit the teacher and caught up with a large-scale blind date meeting with the marshal. With Wu Xin's usual innocent appearance, one can imagine how ignorant he is now. force.
Marshal Lu's large-scale blind date lasted for an hour and a half, and finally came to an end. Lu Siming sent his mother and seven fairies away.
"Go and get me a bowl of lotus seed soup." Lu Siming handed the bowl to Xiaojiling.
"Oh." The little wit couldn't believe it. Doctor Xiao Yang only said the most annoying thing, and the marshal actually drank it, and he wanted to refill the bowl...
In the future, washboards, soybean dregs, and keyboards seem to be common tools, tsk tsk.
Unlike me, I am very young, and my Qiao Yu loves me so much, the most he does is punish me and make me unable to get out of bed (blushing with embarrassment).
After drinking the second bowl of lotus seed soup, Lu Siming was worried about Xiao Yang, and walked to the bedroom to see what Wu Xin and Xiao Yang were doing.
As soon as he walked to the door, he saw the tall Wu Xin squatting beside Xiao Yang's bed, holding Xiao Yang's hand, whispering something, but he couldn't hear clearly.
Xiao Yang smiled and patted his head, saying it was all right.
Ah!
After he grew up, Xiao Yang never touched his head again!
Suddenly I miss my childhood!
Lu Siming walked in with his hands behind his back, expressionless, "Okay, your legs are so long, aren't you tired from squatting? Go sit on the sofa."
The sofa is far from the bed.
Wu Xin looked at the desk in front of the sofa, and felt that it was the owner's work area, so he shook his head, "It's okay, I'm not tired." As soon as he changed legs, he heard a cramp, and sat on the floor in pain, hugging Calf, grinning.
Lu Siming: Hehe.No matter how stubborn you are!
"Xiao Lu, stretch his tendons quickly."
"Oh." Very reluctant, but it was Xiao Yang's order again.
Lu Siming is very good at cramps and so on, he straightened them roughly, and rubbed the muscles as stiff as rocks vigorously. After a while, he drove the cramps away.
Wu Xin took a long breath, and Fei Yang patted the innocent and cute little Wu Xin's head again, "It's easy to cramp when squatting, go sit."
"Go! Don't worry Teacher Fei!" Because he touched his head again, Lu Siming's voice became colder.
"Okay, thank you teacher." Wu Xin rubbed his legs and stood up, walked to Lu Siming's side, bowed at 30 degrees, "Thank you Marshal."
Lu Siming said "um", with a very big attitude.
Just about to take two steps forward, he quietly walked to Xiao Yang's side, when he heard Xiao Yang say, "Go and sit on the sofa too, you should be tired too... Your heart is tired." Fei Yang coughed lightly.
Lu Siming: QAQ
My heart is the most tired now!
Just let me get close to you, and I'll be as light as a swallow, Xiao Yang!
"Wu Xin, help me download a live broadcast software and register an account."
"Teacher, do you want to change careers?"
"Teacher, I just resigned..."
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Fei Yang didn't dare to laugh out loud, for fear of shocking his wound, "No, it's just a part-time live broadcast."
"Tell me how to save yourself."
"Oh!" Teacher, then you are really a clear stream in the live broadcast circle.
As soon as Wu Xin took Fei Yang's mobile phone, Lu Siming intercepted it, "I'll do it."
"Uh, marshal, how dare you trouble you."
"You know it's the Marshal and you talk too much?"
"Oh." Wu Xin was timid and insecure, but when Lu Siming gave him such a chill, he just sat down obediently, as if he was listening to a lecture in class.
Fei Yang was speechless, and comforted Wu Xin, "Xiao Lu just looks cold, but he is actually very warm-hearted."
"Oh." Anyway, I can't see the heart in my stomach orz
Wu Xin peeked at the marshal's clumsy, clumsy appearance and didn't dare to say much.
After 5 minutes, if it is not finished, just click on the little head in the bottom right corner!
oh!Oh my god, following the one who casually clicked on a little skill to flirt with a husband, now I click on a live broadcast of winter swimming in a bikini, and goosebumps arose!
Wu Xin coughed lightly, "Marshal, this live broadcast is very troublesome to set up, I see my colleague has done it before, how about I try it?"
He...how else can he say...
Lu Siming frowned, struggled for a while, and gave Wu Xin his mobile phone. He never watched the live broadcast. This was a very strange thing to him. Yang barely entered the live broadcast circle.
Wu Xin registered in 10 seconds, but he dared not say anything, so he poked and poked for another minute, making it look like it was not easy.
"Teacher, what's your live broadcast name?"
Fei Yang thought for a while, "Xiao Yang."
"Ah... Teacher, this one has no characteristics, and it doesn't specify your identity and the content of the lecture."
"Then how should it start?" This was also a strange thing to Fei Yang.
Wu Xin thought for a while, "What are you mainly talking about? We can find inspiration from the content."
Lu Siming dismissed it from the sidelines, looking for inspiration after naming it?
"The first thing to talk about is diarrhea." Fei Yang said.
"Uh..." Could it be Wu Xin, the name of this content is too interesting.
"Anything else?"
"Acne, beauty, diet for cardiovascular disease, prevention of spondylosis, etc."
Wu Xin thought for a while, and suddenly came to inspiration, "How about Xiao Yang, the genius doctor who taught you how to save yourself and make you beautiful?"
"Will it be a bit exaggerated?" Fei Yang was a little embarrassed. He is a low-key person, and this name is too ostentatious...
"No, everyone names it like that. I'll read the names of some anchors for you. Sister Yoyo, a little make-up expert, Xiao Dingding, a little sowing expert, and Brother Gang who takes you to do 1000 questions every day..."
"Okay." Fei Yang had nothing to say, just do as the Romans do.
"Okay, I won't talk about it today, Wu Xin, you can go home first." The name is also finished, it's time to go, Lu Siming directly started chasing guests.
Fei Yang: ...
"It's okay, I'm not in a hurry, I'll help the teacher forward it in the group, let everyone pay attention first."
"No, I'll do this, you can go."
Fei Yang: ...
Can you pay a little attention to the way you talk and drive away customers?
Chasing the queen just now was so blunt...
"Oh..." Wu Xin, who was sitting with the marshal for the first time, was also nervous, so he contacted the teacher in advance when he made an appointment to give a lecture, and ran away quickly.
The marshal's aura is too strong, he really can't hold it, the teacher is really strong, he dared to call Xiao Lu directly.
Lu Siming forwarded Fei Yang's live broadcast number to several beauty groups, and the restless group became even more restless, ringing non-stop.
[Wow, that's a good name!For my face, I am willing to follow Xiao Yang to the death! 】
【Me too! 】
[My ninth aunt didn't join the group, so sad, I have to send it to her quickly, let her pay attention. 】
[Small book is ready, you can listen to the class at any time [beautiful]! 】
[[Cute] 1]
……
"What did you say in the group? Show me your phone."
"Lie down obediently and don't move around."
"My arm is fine." Fei Yang was helpless. He was just stabbed in the chest, and it wasn't that his arm or leg was broken...
"Looking at the screen all the time is not good for your eyes." Xiao Lu was serious.
"Oh."
"Then why don't you read it to me." It's not a waste of eyes, otherwise it would be too boring to stare.
"Oh." "Where to start? Show 99"
"Then let's start from the beginning." Anyway, it was to pass the time, "Aren't you busy?"
Lu Siming shook his head, you are what I need most.
[I saw a miracle doctor at the prince and marshal's house today! 】
[The miracle doctor was really stabbed! 】
It was quite normal at first, but for some reason, Lu Siming's deep and deep voice read out, and there was an inexplicable sensuality, as if Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang was saying: Spring is here, and it's the season of animal XX...
[See the handsome guy behind the miracle doctor!So handsome, isn't it? ! 】
"Ahem." Lu Siming couldn't continue reading.
"Go on." Fei Yang didn't know what the group of sisters would do next to YY 'this handsome guy'.
It is also very interesting to listen to the parties themselves read their own stories.
"Ahem." Lu Siming adjusted his mood.
[I didn't see it, but the prince is so handsome!My next book is going to write him as Qiang...gong. 】
"Can I stop reading?" Lu Siming couldn't bear it anymore, "Can I show you the screen of my phone?"
"Ah...but my eyes are tired from looking at the screen, I just want to listen."
Lu Siming: orz
"And don't skip it, or the context will not be connected."
Lu Siming: ...
Are you doing reading comprehension?
However, when I think about it, I still have to keep my mouth shut.
[But why did you meet the prince? 】
【I'm here to have a blind date with the prince! 】
Lu Siming kept testing with one foot on the verge of madness.
Fei Yang seemed to have found something interesting all of a sudden. It was like listening to an audio novel, and it was still a reading experience with a strong subwoofer.
"Go on, what's next?"
Lu Siming: ...
This is the next nemesis in his life after his mother.
【snort!We are in the same class, we are the same age, why can you go on a blind date with the prince!envy, jealousy, hate! 】
When Lu Siming read these coquettish particles in a serious manner, Fei Yang really felt so cute, it seemed that he was back to the time when he was playing around with the little leopard again.
……
After hearing a good show, Fei Yang tried his best not to laugh so much that he broke his wounds.
[I think Marshal Lu's strong attack, no matter how strong he is, will still scream! 】
The little assistant who forgot to knock on the door in a hurry stood at the door, listening to the marshal's bass voice...
The moment Marshal Lu turned his head, the little assistant faltered, "Oh, I forgot to take the inspection tools!" After saying that, he ran away, leaving the small trolley with the inspection tools alone at the door.
It's over, it's over, how can I ignore what Master said, how can I forget to knock on the door, I'm dead now, run for your life!
Another assistant came over and checked it out for no apparent reason. When he closed the door and left, Fei Yang clamored to listen to the story again. Lu Siming really didn't want to read it, but Fei Yang refused.
Finally, Xiao Lu threw the phone on the sofa, stepped onto the bed and lay down, pretending to close his eyes, "I'm so tired, I want to sleep." There was a bit of pitifulness in his voice.
Fei Yang froze for a moment, then thought about it, and felt that Xiao Lu was too pitiful. Such a cold person was forced to read something that was almost similar to Xiao-Huang-wen, so he reached out and patted Xiao Lu's head, Take comfort.
"You are so cute when you read it, and you are super cute when you are shy. It reminds me of you when you were a child." Although I have grown up, when I am shy, I am still exactly the same as when I was a little leopard.
Lu Siming was so comfortable that he never imagined that such an envious pat on the head could be obtained so easily.
So Xiao Lu began to push forward, and moved closer to Fei Yang carefully, pulled Xiao Yang's hand, and kissed him lightly on the lips. Although it was just a superficial touch, Fei Yang felt like he had been electrified, and his heart was pounding. With a jump, the wound hurts from the shock!
"Xiao Yang, if you like it, I will read it to you every day from now on." The voice was soft and sticky, like glutinous rice sticking to Fei Yang's heart, itching and unable to be removed.
"Uh..." Fei Yang's hand was still grabbed by that big hand, and he pulled it back, but he couldn't pull it back, because the big leopard opposite him was too strong.
"Of course I like it..." Who doesn't like to listen to such an interesting audio novel.
"But, what do you want to do?" Fei Yang stared blankly at Xiao Lu's right cheek.
"I think..." Marshal Lu, who had been ignored and rejected several times, stepped in!cowardly...
"I want to sleep."
"Oh." "But can you let go of my hand when you sleep?"
"oh oh."
"Go to sleep."
"it is good."
Later, after Qiao Yu found out about this, Qiao Yu ignored the strict relationship between superiors and subordinates, and criticized Lu Siming, "Then you fell asleep?!"
Marshal Lu: "Well..."
"Ah!"
"Then you can call Lu Tudou."
Lu Counsel: orz
Qiao Yu sighed, but he still had to be persuasive, "Do you know what to do next time?"
Lu Tongsu's eyes were firm: "Hold on and hold on! Don't sleep! Confession!"
Qiao Yu: ...
"Hold hands and go straight to sleep!"
Lu Tongsong:? ? ?
"Sleepy, sleepless, understand?" Qiao Yu rolled his eyes, this student is really too difficult to teach!Can I get my tuition refunded...
Lu Tongsou: "Understood! Very good! Your bonus will be tripled this month!"
Qiao Yu: orz
Well, the tuition fee has increased again, so he can still persist!
The little witty came home from a day off at night, and Qiao Yu pressed him directly onto the bed, crushing him tightly, and then the buttons were undone one by one.
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