Interstellar Acupuncture Master

At 5 o'clock in the afternoon, Marshal Lu went to Xiao Yang's physiotherapy shop to clock in for work on time, only to find that Xiao Yang was surrounded by a group of tall men.

Where did the unscrupulous people dare to besiege His Highness's hamster? !

Lu Siming pushed away the crowd with his strong and slender arms, rushed to the front with one stride, and then, ahem, wilted...

They are sending pennants to Xiao Yang.

This is not something to be surprised at all, after all Xiao Yang is such an excellent doctor, but their pennant is really! orz

"Are you also here to thank the miracle doctor? It's just right, let's go together!" The eldest brother who took the lead in holding the red velvet pennant was friendly and recruited Lu Siming to join the group.

Lu Siming looked at the five big yellow and orange characters—the gospel of men...

No!He does not belong to this group, he has no gospel, only a bunch of candles are guarding him sincerely.

"Hehe, you guys come first." Lu Siming made a gesture of invitation with an embarrassed expression.

The eldest brother seemed to be very sharp-eyed, and immediately found out the clues. He turned slightly and faced Lu Siming. He looked at Lu Siming and sincerely suggested, "The genius doctor is very good at medicine. Don't shy away from medical treatment. Tell me if you are sick!"

Fei Yang was suddenly choked by the elder brother's words, he coughed non-stop, his face was flushed, Lu Siming hurried forward, and patted him on the back gently.

"Is it better?" Lu Siming frowned, seeing Fei Yang's eye circles red with choking, feeling distressed, he raised his head and glared at the culprit.

The elder brother was very wronged by the stare, "What I said is true, the miracle doctor is really our gospel."

Fei Yang coughed until his tears were about to come out, so he got better. He quickly waved his hands to explain to his elder brother, "No, no, his situation may be different from yours, so we can't generalize."

Brother!

Don't dare to talk nonsense if you don't know!

How dare you say that the prince of the empire can't lift orz

Crazy!

"Oh," the elder brother believed in Fei Yang very much, "the genius doctor's words are also reasonable. The problems in this area may be different for every man, so we can't generalize them."

Fei Yang: "Ahem." Brother, you don't seem to understand thoroughly.

Lu Siming: ...

I'm a virgin!I'm young and masculine!Is it comparable to you old carrot bosses? !

"However, the medical skills of the genius doctor are absolutely amazing. A few injections from the genius doctor are much better than 'Brother Magic Stick'. We really are now! Cough cough, it seems that we have returned to the age of wolves and tigers!"

"That's right! Experience it for yourself! Brother, I'm sure you're satisfied!"

"Me too!"

"And me, my daughter-in-law cooks four or five dishes for me in these two meals, she smiles every day, and loves to talk to me! She always urges me to take a bath hehe~"

……

In the end, the eldest brother concluded his statement, "So, we have to—"

The elder brothers in the two rows shouted in unison, "Thanks to the miracle doctor!" The voice was thick and powerful, and the old wall skin was a little bit unbearable, and it fell off sporadically.

The eldest brother continued to lead the speech, "Thanks to the miracle doctor—"

"Light up our sex-blessing!" Ninety-degree deep bow!

Fei Yang: QAQ

"Don't, don't, don't be like this, I,, can't bear it..." Fei Yang was the worst at handling such a big scene, so he hurried forward to help.

Lu Siming frowned, why was it so weird to be sent the pennant normally by these men!

I wanted to roll my eyes, but I was afraid that Xiao Yang would leave a bad impression when I saw it, so I planned to turn my head to look it up, but when I turned my head, I saw another pennant hanging on the wall-you light up our lives!

Why are there some atypical pennants...

Fortunately, none of these big brothers came - you lit up our sex-blessing!

Well, hanging on the wall is really eye-catching, as if Xiao Yang did something!

Sending off this group of weird elder brothers, "Let's eat hot pot?" Lu Siming was still thinking about the love that can boil in the hot pot.

"Okay." Lu Siming had already seen the high-ranking prince's obsession with hot pot at noon, so he was not too surprised. Who made him like to eat it too!

"Destroying flowers with hot hands?!" Fei Yang read out the name of the shop, his eyes widened twice in shock.

How dare you name it!

In contrast, his "Xiaoyang Physiotherapy" is too mediocre, maybe it would be more distinctive to call it "needling the flesh"?

Fei Yang shook his head, it was scary.

"This hot pot is very famous, but I haven't tried it before, so let's try it." Lu Siming didn't think it was too strange before, but after Fei Yang read it, he also felt it was very strange.

? ?

Fei Yang turned his head and looked at Lu Siming curiously, "Didn't you have a meal at noon?"

Forehead…

I am most afraid of the sudden freezing of the air!

However, Marshal Lu commanded hundreds of thousands of troops anyway, and his brains were still turning very quickly for lying and brainwashing.

I saw him put his hands in his pockets, his tone was calm and his face was normal, "I didn't eat here at noon."

"Oh? 'Destroying Flowers with Hot Hands' is so famous, why didn't you come to eat at noon?"

"Well... don't you want to keep the best first time with you!"

Lu Siming's frank face made Fei Yang feel bad.

"Then you can eat more later, or I will be too embarrassed."

"Don't worry." Lu Siming was very confident in his appetite. Even Qiao Yu, who was as tall as Qiao Yu, couldn't eat him. He still had confidence in front of Fei Yang.

Of course, the lesson is also unforgettable: people must learn to be humble, otherwise the reality may slap your face at any time, and it will be cracking!

Watching Fei Yang take out the beef roll from the hot pot with no expression on his face, then stick it with thick peanut sauce, swallow it in one gulp, with an expression of enjoyment, Lu Siming really couldn't understand.

The sweet peanut butter is fine, it is Xiao Yang’s nature to love sweets, but——pervertedly spicy/spicy and spicy—does Xiao Yang have no sense of taste? !

"Aren't you good at eating? Why don't you eat? Just the two of us, don't be shy! Don't put your chopsticks away."

"Or is it your aristocratic etiquette that requires you to eat and eat?"

Lu Siming: orz

This is not a matter of eclipse, this problem has its roots.

Fei Yang, who is weak and weak in culture, made 3/4 of it, and Lu Siming, who is tall and burly, just for the sake of a man's face, reluctantly took cold boiled water, forced 1/4 of it in, from the tongue down the esophagus to the stomach, the whole It was on fire, he was even a little disgusted and worried, ahem, after passing through the large and small intestines and becoming excrement, would that secret place also be on fire orz

Fei Yang wiped his mouth and stretched his waist, "Hi~ Cool!"

"Are you happy?"

Lu Siming propped his forearm flat on the table, crossed his hands, looked at Fei Yang, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and said softly, "I'll do it if you feel good."

"Hic! I'm so happy!"

"That's good."

"However, your appetite is average. Why are you so tall?" Fei Yang still had some doubts about the height of the interstellar man, and felt a little depressed in his heart.

You know, in his previous life, 185 was the height from which he overlooked all beings.

But in Interstellar, you have to be a dwarf every day, a 185 dwarf!Which 21st century child can accept this cold reality!

He really wants to grow taller!

The men here can often tell whether they are pregnant or not from their height. He is very depressed that everyone is looking at him like this.

Lu Siming thought about it seriously, "Running often?"

He often ran with his brother since he was a child, yes, brother.

My elder brother has taken good care of him since he was a child, and he likes to follow behind his brother's ass. Unfortunately, such days are no longer there.

Lu Siming's mood was a little down for a moment, and Fei Yang immediately caught him, "What are you thinking?"

"Huh? Oh no, I was wondering what else I was doing besides running."

"I don't think running has much effect. If it is so useful, then all marathon runners will grow three meters long!"

"Hehe, yes, what about drinking milk?"

"I was forced to drink milk by my mother since I was a child."

Doctor Fei thought about the nutritional value of milk, "This is quite possible."

"What's your drinking method?" to grow so tall.

"My mother is quite abnormal when it comes to drinking milk. She drinks one cup in the morning, one cup in the afternoon, and one cup in the evening."

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"How about I buy you milk in the future?" Lu Siming seemed to understand Xiao Yang's thoughts a little bit.

"Actually, I have it at home, but I don't like it very much." Fei Yang was very helpless, either because he didn't like it after drinking enough, or he didn't like it very much from birth.

And he didn't like it in his previous life, and he grew up to 185 (a tall man in the world of dwarves).

"Do you have milk?"

"kindness."

"Then you still have to drink."

"Oh."

"Aren't you the best at keeping healthy?"

"Yes..." But except for milk.

"I think you have time to drink now."

"Oh? Really?" Fei Yang didn't know much about the height increase of the interstellar man, so he was a little excited for a while.

Lu Siming nodded seriously, "At your age, it's not a problem to jump another three to five centimeters!"

Ha ha.

For a height gap of [-] centimeters, three to five centimeters, is it a bit too much orz

"Okay, don't mention your heartache again." Fei Yang stroked his little heart.

Lu Siming accompanied Fei Yang on the light rail. He suddenly didn't like the aircraft. The speed of the aircraft was too fast, which shortened the time he spent with Xiao Yang.

After 7 o'clock, there were not too many people on the light rail, and they managed to find a seat after they came up, but there were more and more passengers standing behind.

"How is my uncle?" Sitting there with nothing to do, Fei Yang suddenly thought of the family he had severed ties with.

Lu Siming looked unhappy, "Waiting for the court-martial trial."

"Then based on your experience, what would the result be?"

"Sentencing, expulsion from the military, and never being hired." Lu Siming didn't think about it.

"so serious?"

"kindness."

Fei Yang was deeply surprised.

He doesn't know much about this field, so don't think that a doctor knows everything, and a doctor is only proficient in his own small professional field. Of course, it is not easy to be proficient in this professional field.

"Hey!"

"Thief!"

Fei Yang stood up with a stride, took two steps forward, and grabbed the arm of a young man in black sportswear who was cutting his bag with a knife.

"Ah?" The young girl who was holding on to the armrest and playing with her mobile phone heard the sound and immediately looked down at her bag, only to see that the donkey bag she had just bought with a huge sum of money had been cut open.

"Ah, thief!"

The thief in the black tracksuit was about to succeed, and immediately got angry. He turned around and pulled Fei Yang's arm without letting go. When he heard the sound of coming and going from the light rail, he twisted his wrist, and the knife in his hand was directly inserted into Fei Yang's backhand. left chest!

It was hot on the light rail, and the zipper of Fei Yang's down jacket was open, and the sweater inside couldn't resist such a sharp knife at all.

"Uh!" There was a throbbing pain in his chest, and his heart was so painful that he felt his heart throbbing. Fei Yang let go with a muffled grunt, and his whole body felt weak from the pain.

Lu Siming stepped over to support Fei Yang in two steps, only to see that there was already a layer of sweat on Fei Yang's forehead, his eyes were slightly closed, and his face was painful.