Marriage Survival Guide

Except for going to bed, Ruan Li basically never goes along with him.

Gao Yanchuan stood in the company's tea room, pretending to be distracted, slipped his hand again and spilled hot water on the ground.He was a little annoyed, and hurriedly pulled the napkin to wipe off the puddle of water on the ground, otherwise he would have to accept the muttering behind his back from the cleaning aunt later.

I was very absent from work today. Gao Yanchuan came for three hours and sat at his desk until eleven o'clock. I don't know why he was always distracted.

He was always thinking about Ruan Li.

Yesterday he couldn't bear it and proposed a divorce with his wife, Mingming Ruan Li also agreed, but because he forgot to bring his marriage certificate and couldn't leave, he was persuaded by the strange aunt in the lobby of the Civil Affairs Bureau to go home.It's okay to persuade him to go home, but later Ruan Li took the initiative to find him to sleep with, the two messed around all afternoon, and then ate together at night as if nothing had happened.

They are also very strange.

It's a couple, it's a couple.But Gao Yanchuan was very sure that he didn't like Ruan Li.Ruan Li doesn't necessarily like him, anyway, he only likes Ruan Li's face and that unbelievably soft waist.

While squatting on the ground and distracted, a colleague from the next office came in: "What are you doing, Xiao Gao?"

Gao Yanchuan was startled when he heard someone talking to him suddenly.He raised his head suddenly, and it turned out to be Lao Li next door.

"It's okay, the water spilled a little." He threw away the crumpled napkin and smiled at Lao Li.

Lao Li didn't answer, took a glass of water and handed it to Gao Yanchuan, looked at his neck and laughed.

He patted Gao Yanchuan on the shoulder and said, "I understand, I understand."

Do you know a ball?Why have these people been acting weird lately?

"My daughter-in-law is too enthusiastic, her hands will shake a little, I understand." He looked at Gao Yanchuan with deep sympathy, as if he had found a companion.

I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense.

Lao Li pointed his finger at his neck, happy to hear that there was a red strawberry mark on Gao Yanchuan's neck.

Damn, I pulled my tie away just now when I was silently irritated. At this moment, that little thing is being exposed to the outside, as if telling the master of the world what a wonderful night he once had.

"I really envy you. My wife doesn't have that idea when she's not in heat. Alas, I have to take a cold shower after getting married, just like when I was chasing her." Lao Li fully expressed his love for Gao Yanchuan Feeling envious, he praised Ruan Li's fair skin, beauty and initiative, Gao Yanchuan is blessed and so on, so he gave up and left.

Anything, anyone.Gao Yanchuan arranged his clothes facing the glass, making sure that Ruan Li's masterpiece could be covered by the clothes before leaving in peace.

It is a man who is very happy to be praised so much, Gao Yanchuan is no exception, but he is also really contradictory.

While disliking Ruan Li for being lazy and not doing housework, he also likes his "hard work" on the bed.It's really annoying to be torn between getting divorced and not getting divorced every day.

Back in the office, Gao Yanchuan's chair was still warm, and his assistant came to inform him that he was going on a business trip in the afternoon, and the boss of a project wanted him to go out and talk to the other party in person.

He didn't even have time to eat lunch, so he rushed home non-stop to pack his things.As soon as the door was opened, he could smell the aroma of food.

Ruan Li was wearing a sky-blue plaid strawberry apron that he bought rarely at the supermarket, and he pouted his buttocks and fiddled with a small pot.There are chunks of tomatoes tumbling in the pan, and bits of egg foam floating up and down.While stirring the soup in the pot with a spoon, he fanned away the continuous steam with his hands.

Gao Yanchuan stood outside the room and watched for a long time, but Ruan Li didn't realize that he was back.He stepped forward to turn on the accelerator button of the range hood, and took the lid of the small pot.

"Cover and cook for a while, don't torture those two tomatoes." He gave Ruan Li a complicated look, and his tone was also very strange.

Inexplicable, what happened to this person today!Ruan Li really felt that a man's heart was a needle in the bottom of the sea, why Gao Yanchuan was soft and hard for a while.

"Why are you back?" He awkwardly untied his apron, wiped the back of his hands with his pants, and followed Gao Yanchuan to the living room.

Gao Yanchuan became happy again when he mentioned this matter, he walked ahead and pulled a suitcase out of the room: "I'm going on a business trip, let's go for a week."

He was so happy that he went out for a week, not only did he not have to cook, but someone cooked for him.The most important thing is that you don't have to face the question of whether you want to divorce Ruan Li.

It makes sense that evasion is shameful but useful.

"Oh, on a business trip." Ruan Li nodded, then turned and went back to the kitchen to make his tomato and egg drop soup.

Bring three sets of formal clothes, one set of pajamas, disposable underwear, and injection of inhibitors... After packing up, Gao Yanchuan looked up at the wall clock on the wall, it was past twelve o'clock.Turning his head to look at Ruan Li again, he put the meals he made on the table, each served in a small plate, looking delicate and rich.After setting the last plate of capers and beans, Ruan Li brought the almost cooked tomato and egg drop soup to the table, and sat down to eat by himself.

He ate very slowly, swiping his phone while eating, and he didn't seem to have any intention of calling Gao Yanchuan to eat together.

"Cough." Gao Yanchuan coughed, suggesting that Ruan Li should be more alert, and hurriedly called him to eat.Unexpectedly, Ruan Li continued to enjoy his lunch as if he hadn't heard it.

No way, Gao Yanchuan coughed a few more times, trying to get Ruan Li's attention.

This time Ruan Li raised his head, he cast a puzzled look at Gao Yanchuan, and asked, "Are you having a cold?"

Come on, stay with Ruan Li for just one more second, and he will be pissed to death immediately.

Just when Gao Yanchuan was so angry that he couldn't speak, he closed his suitcase and was about to slam the door to leave this indifferent home, Ruan Li said again: "Autumn is relatively dry, if your throat is uncomfortable, you can drink some pear water. "

Things seemed to turn around. He buttoned the suitcase and said, "You cook for me?"

"I won't." Ruan Li refused bluntly. Today's meal was made by him all morning. It's so difficult to cook!

"Okay." Gao Yanchuan put on his shoes, and left as soon as the door slammed.

Ruan Li is so inexplicable, why is he angry again?

The tomato and egg drop soup was too bland, and it didn't taste very good. Ruan Li silently recalled in his mind how he used to add salt when he watched Gao Yanchuan cook.After reminiscing for a long time, Ruan Li didn't remember what the ratio was, except that when he first got married, he always stayed in his room because of embarrassment and came out to beat Gao Yanchuan a few times. They are all contributing articles to fixed magazines, rushing to write articles day and night, so that his and Gao Yanchuan's work schedules are staggered for a week, and the two of them don't even have much communication.

If it wasn't for the estrus period, he really couldn't imagine how much fun this kind of marriage would be.

Damn, why am I thinking about the estrus again, what kind of lower body animal am I?Ruan Li was washing the dishes, and his thoughts went eight thousand miles away, and he accidentally dropped a porcelain plate in his hand.The scene was cruel, and the sound was heroic. Ruan Li didn't even have the heart to take a second look, so he quickly took a broom to shovel it.

After tidying up the kitchen, Ruan Li took a look at his mobile phone, and Gao Yanchuan gave him 3000 yuan, asking him to order takeaway for the next week instead of studying and cooking at home.

"Don't waste your money, it's not easy to make money." He added.

Come on, this person talks so much even when he makes money, and he secretly dislikes his unstable job.

But even if he doesn't give Ruan Li living expenses, his parents and two older brothers always ask him if he has enough money to spend, as if he is still in high school.Ruan Li clicked to collect the money, and specially selected a cute emoticon package and sent it to Gao Yanchuan.

"'Thank you for the red envelope'." Gao Yanchuan read out the words on the emoji with no expression on his face, and for a moment he thought that he had raised some bad boy.

The assistant drove very fast. She was obviously a young girl who had just been on the road, but she felt like driving the Honda out of a Maserati.Gao Yanchuan was so upset that his stomach felt uncomfortable, but the person on the other side of the phone kept showing "typing in progress", so he really wanted to see what Ruan Li was going to send him.

After waiting for a long time, the airport terminal building was in front of him, and Ruan Li hadn't finished typing.

Maybe he was writing a letter of repentance, Gao Yanchuan comforted himself.Maybe the little brother was terrified by the divorce, and right now he was organizing words to apologize to him and told him not to divorce him.

On the other side of the screen, Ruan Li received a call from a friend from his landline at home. The caller was one of his editors, but he was no longer in charge of his manuscripts. Recently, he always invited Ruan Li out to play.

"There are quite a lot of people, so don't be afraid that your husband will be jealous." The editor smiled, "And you have a novel draft that you want to use as the background of the disco K room workers, just pick it up."

Ruan Li thought for a while, and felt that he hadn't gone out to play for a long time, so he agreed to let him come to the community to pick him up tomorrow night.

After making the call, I looked back at my phone, and the screen was still on the dialogue page with Gao Yanchuan, and the input method was still on.I was so anxious to answer the phone just now that I forgot to lock the screen.