【Taizhong】Ash

5.

Coaxing people is a technical job.

Coaxing Zhongya in the Central Plains is a technical job full of routines.

Osamu Dazai thought slowly while driving home from get off work.

Because the real face of the company is not so ordinary, the intelligence department is always the last one to get off work (by the way, the operation department is an extreme example of working overtime every day during holidays and overnight).It was already 06:30 when Osamu Dazai took the car key and clocked out, and he took a detour to Mr. Sasaki's house after work to get the hidden wine used to make people happy, so when he finally parked the car in the garage It was already close to eight o'clock—but this arrival time was still within the normal range, and he had already sent a text message beforehand.

Turning off the engine and getting out of the car, Osamu Dazai hesitated for a while, and finally decided to temporarily hide the LaRomanee-Conti in a wooden box in the garage, which is used to store some spare medicines that need to be stored at low temperature.Because although the process of trying to please his own Omega is full of routines, Zhong Ye has been a bit difficult to coax recently. When he comes up and directly delivers the wine to him, it is hard to guarantee that he will only get a "Don't come to please me. When you quarrel in the morning, it is not a quarrel." Is it very jubilant?" sneered.

At this time, it's best to sell a few darlings first, and then take out the wine when the person's mood softens, and then pick him up and put him on the bed while the iron is hot... It's done.

Full of confidence, he made a plan in his heart (he had repeated this process too many times to be proficient in his business), Mr. Osamu Dazai, an elite from the intelligence department, bent down and took advantage of the reflection on the car glass to sort out his hairstyle and the shirt collar he hadn't noticed. After performing a very elegant gesture, he opened the door and went home in a personable manner, carrying a box of takoyaki bought on the road from the store that Chuya likes most.

Pushing open the door and standing in the entrance to put on slippers, the warm lights in the house, the sound of TV programs coming from the living room, and all kinds of small sounds while cooking in the kitchen successfully erased the last bit of resentment in Osamu Dazai's heart.He sighed silently in his heart: Forget it, what's the difference between me and a dwarf?Didn't he know his bad temper from the very beginning?

Thinking of this, he raised his brows and eyes, and regained his usual smiling expression of being cute and cute, and then walked to the kitchen with the takoyaki box in his hand: "Chuya? I'm back~"

The sound of chopping vegetables paused for a moment, and then there was a sound of "噗——" a clear and creepy sound of the knife blade grinding against the edge of the porcelain bowl, which was the response of the other owner of this house and a true reflection of his mood at this time.

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Hmm... It looks like he's still angry.

But this is not the first time, so he just stopped for a moment, then walked into the kitchen calmly, put the takoyaki lightly on the hand of Nakahara who was cutting an onion with a blank face, and smiled again. Repeated: "Honey, I'm back~"

With a "click", the onion was split in half neatly, making someone with a toothache feel that the onion was like his own head.Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his eyelids to look at him, and casually turned the Damascus narrow-handled kitchen knife imported from Germany into several dazzling blades.After a few seconds, until he saw the Alpha in front of him with a stiff smile with that kind of eyes thinking about how to chop people up for cooking, then he let out a sneer slowly from his nasal cavity.

"Humph."

Nakahara Nakahara pushed Dazai away, indicating that he would not get in the way if he didn't cook. In the end, probably because of the sake of the box of takoyaki, he reluctantly said, "Get out."

...Knowing that if he didn't follow the instructions, he would be in danger of being stabbed, so Mr. Dazai Osamu obediently got out and sat down at the dining table, and quickly took out the bowl from the cupboard and put it on the table.

But since he is still willing to talk to him, it proves that things are not that bad.Dazai thought optimistically while setting the table and chopsticks—feng shui turns, before he got married, he felt that life was boring and he would kill himself all day long, but after getting married, life forced him to learn to be optimistic.So why there are so many people in the world, but he insisted on arguing with Zhongyuan Zhongye at the beginning - after all, everyone else is too boring, and only Zhongyuan Zhongye can control him.If he had been with other people, Osamu Dazai would have been a few lines on the suicide record of the police station by now.

A quarter of an hour later, Nakahara Chuya came out with a gloomy face, and Dazai Osamu consciously served rice for the two of them. When he came back and sat down at the table, he was surprised for a second and also angry for so many dishes. However, the next moment he saw clearly what the dishes were, he immediately calmed down and thought calmly: Sure enough, he knew that there would be no such good things waiting for him.

Four plates of mackerel, mackerel, mackerel, and mackerel were placed on the mahogany table top.Stir-fried, stewed, fried, fried, and cut into fine pieces, it makes people have to think about who is thinking in the head of the cook when he cuts these fish...

"What are you looking at?" Zhongya slowly picked up a piece of fish in the bowl, "You don't like it?"

"Of course I like it." Osamu Dazai picked up the bowl with the same smile, "How could I not like what Chuya made?"

After hearing this, Zhongyuan Zhong also lowered his eyes, sneered again and then did not continue.

Putting the bowl into the dishwasher after eating, Osamu Dazai lay reclined on the sofa in the living room, crossed his long straight legs and bit his fingers, thinking about what to do next. Throwing the thin paper on the low table in front of him, he said in the unquestionably indifferent tone he usually gave orders to his subordinates: "Sign it."

After he finished speaking, he didn't say anything else, he seemed to have nothing to say like Dazai Osamu, and went to the bathroom to take a shower with a bathrobe.Dazai Osamu lazily picked up the piece of paper with two fingers and brought it in front of him, not surprised to find that it was a divorce agreement.

"........."

With a long sigh, he threw the piece of paper aside, then scratched his hair casually, got up and walked to the bathroom.

Chuuya is particularly prone to act impulsively when dealing with him, and there is no other saying "Conquer half of the company's AO with face and fist, and conquer the remaining half with demeanor and work efficiency (yes, even though he is an Omega, but still O wanted to develop a forbidden relationship with him)" - he had already figured it out.

Chuya, who is so calm and indifferent towards others, is easily irritated only when he is dealing with himself——

...This feeling is the best, isn't it?

Unscrewing the door of the bathroom, Dazai walked towards Nakaya standing under the shower to wash his hair amidst the steam.

The damp air smelled of his omega's unique pheromones.

Walking under the shower, the shirt on Dazai's body was soaked and stuck to his body immediately.But he didn't care about those small details, but slowly folded the cuffs up one by one, and then naturally began to comb Zhong Ye's hair as he did many times before.

Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his back to him, and after a long silence, he said with a firm tone: "...Go out."

That's what he said, but he still put his hands down, allowing the Alpha behind him to help him rinse off the mint-flavored foam from his hair.

Osamu Dazai gently massaged the soft hair wrapped around his fingers, and asked with a smile, "Where do you want me to go?"

Zhong Ye snorted coldly: "Anywhere, as long as it doesn't obstruct my eyes."

"I'm not in front of you now."

"..." Zhong Yuanzhong gritted his teeth secretly, "You haven't quarreled enough this morning, and now you want to have a second round?"

"Just kidding, why are you so serious~" After washing away the foam, Osamu Dazai withdrew his hand, and when it fell, he took advantage of the opportunity to pull the person to face him, "Then how about this, Chuya kisses me, and I will leave after kissing here."

Zhong Yuanzhong also sneered loudly to express his disdain: "You are dreaming. I will not kiss a fish."

"...You have kissed this fish for three years." Osamu Dazai lowered his head and kissed his eyelids lightly, "Just one kiss, okay?"

Chuya was still cold and unmoved at the beginning, but after being kissed by Dazai with this sticky little animal-like kissing method for 1 minute, he finally still had a stinking face while hugging Dazai's neck Press down and warn viciously: "Don't think that I can forgive you like this..."

Dazai smiled and narrowed his eyes.

They kissed standing in the curtain of water created by the shower, eyes closed, absorbed, as they were every time they kissed.And generally at this time, it is not far from the stage when Nakahara Chuya dissipates, so Osamu Dazai cunningly used all his skills, kissing the Omega in his arms until the pheromone overflowing all over his body began to faintly agitate .

He hugged him vigorously with both arms, let Zhongye's two slender and powerful legs tightly wrapped around his waist, then raised his head, and looked into Zhongye's eyes against the hot and bright orange warm lamp above his head, He said softly in a pretended aggrieved voice: "So you really want to divorce me? Do you really want me?"

He didn't use sentences like "you are willing to divorce me", but put Zhongya in a higher position of dominance.

Nakahara Chuya and him looked at each other, frowning tightly, looking a little angry and unwilling - but after a few seconds, he was finally discouraged, and he only pulled Dazai's hair hard to vent his anger, and asked in a low voice: "Are you counting?" Will you be able to settle me down after the kiss?"

"Wrong," Dazai sighed, and said in a somewhat helpless tone, "...It's obvious that Chuya can smooth me out every time."

"... Only ghosts will believe you."

The sprinkled hot water wrapped them in it, and they whispered in this water curtain with voices that only each other could hear, as if staying in a small world that belonged only to them.

The sound of talking slowly disappeared, Dazai and Chuya looked at each other silently, neither of them spoke.Finally, in this silence, they gradually moved closer, and then kissed again.

TBC.