【Taizhong】Madman

"Oh...it's really nice to hear."

"Hmm, Feng Shui turns around~"

"The way of heaven is reincarnation."

Intern Atsushi Nakajima sat on the side in a well-behaved manner, holding a hot teacup in his hand and acting obediently as his honest child.Seeing that the conversation turned to him, he blinked blankly, and then hesitantly answered after a long while: "That... please continue to work hard?"

Mr. Osamu Dazai, who was complaining to his colleagues who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, showed a very sad expression after hearing this: "Auntori, why are you being led astray by them?"

Atsushi Nakajima: "Huh?"

"Don't listen to him open his eyes and talk nonsense, A-Dun." The only flower in the cardiac surgery room, Dr. Yosano Akiko casually turned over the page of the fashion magazine in his hand, "You are the only one we have left." Good boy."

Edogawa Ranpo next to him asked with great interest: "What kind of person is the other party?"

Osamu Dazai laid his head up on his soft swivel chair with wheels, his two long legs spread apart, his sitting posture was indecent, but it was indeed good-looking.After thinking for a long time, he finally came to a conclusion with one word: "Beauty."

So the colleagues rolled their eyes one after another, ready to stop paying attention to Dr. Dazai, who is so reliable during surgery and so unreliable at certain times of the day—beauty, hehe, with Dazai's countless eyes , the person who can make him interested, the appearance must be the key factor in the first place, and if the appearance is lower than 98 points, it is considered unqualified.

Seeing that the surroundings were about to fall into an awkward silence, Atsushi Nakajima, who was not used to the daily life of the Cardiac Surgery Department, could not be cruel enough to leave Dr. Dazai aside, so he kindly set up a step for him: "Can you?" The beauty that Dazai-san took a fancy to... must be a very powerful person."

"Uuwuwu, Atsushi-kun is kind and good to me—" Osamu Dazai pretended to wipe the corners of his eyes (as if he completely forgot that he was the one who said that Atsushi Nakajima was broken just a few minutes ago), then tilted his head and squinted Yan smiled: "That's right. Not only does he have a face that suits my taste very much, but also the sense of danger that I don't know where on his body is super exciting!"

Yosano Akiko keenly noticed that Osamu Dazai used "he (kare)" instead of "she (kanojyo)", so she finally took her eyes off the magazine and looked at her sitting next to her with interest. The handsome black-haired doctor diagonally opposite.

"Why, haven't you always claimed that you only like pretty girls, are you a straight man who is straighter than a telephone pole?" She slightly narrowed her beautiful eyes, and a delicate butterfly of cold color flashed and landed in her hair. Which family's Pianpian young man do you like?"

"What a boy?" Osamu Dazai thought about the appearance of his sweetheart teasing with those duck MBs who couldn't help leaning towards him in the bar, and kept a faint distance from him all the time, and thought about the snow-white earlobe of his sweetheart when he lifted his hair up. With the blood-red ruby ​​earrings, he couldn't help sighing, "Which kind of good boy can grow up like that--if I insist, only the height fits the word 'boy'."

"Very disappointed with your level of description." Edogawa patted the table in disorder, causing a few candies scattered on the table to roll to the ground.He was afraid that the world would be chaotic: "Hurry up, hand over the photos for us to see."

Osamu Dazai: "Photos? I don't have—"

Atsushi Nakajima followed staringly and joined in the fun: "I really want to see, someone Mr. Dazai likes."

Osamu Dazai: "Wait, I really didn't—"

Yosano Akiko coughed, then slowly and reservedly licked the corners of her lips at Osamu Dazai.

Dazai Osamu: "This sister, you can't follow..."

Yosano Akiko looked at him with a smile.

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Osamu Dazai sighed and took out his phone.

As a result, the unemployed people from the Cardiac Surgery Department swarmed to Osamu Dazai.

"My sweetheart doesn't like taking pictures, and he's as vigilant as a small animal. It's not easy to take sneak shots." Osamu Dazai protected his mobile phone from being snatched by these people, and then tapped his finger on the screen a few times to select from the album Picked out a photo, "It turned out to be this one."

Everyone came forward gossiping, and collectively let out a "beep" in disappointment.

"Isn't this even without a face?"

"Dazai, I was only disappointed in you just now, but now it has risen to despair."

Amidst the voices of denunciation, only Xie Ye carefully looked at the protagonist in the photo from a woman's point of view, who happened to turn his head to talk to someone else, so only a smooth side face was exposed, and then raised his eyebrows: "It looks good."

Osamu Dazai brushed his fingers across the ruby ​​earrings on the exposed ear of the young man on the screen, and said with a smile, "Isn't it?"

Everyone looked at them both blankly.

And Xie Ye: "How did you know each other?"

Osamu Dazai: "The bar, the one I often go to, the one you know, boss."

Yu Xie Ye: "Seeing you like this, have you already chased me?"

Osamu Dazai: "Of course, otherwise I can let you make fun of me here now?"

Xie Ye looked Dazai up and down, showing an expression of "Although I don't think you are a good person, but it's still passable", raised his eyebrows and asked happily: "Since you haven't been able to catch him after chasing him personally... The other party is a straight man?"

Mentioning this Osamu Dazai made me want to sigh: "That's not true, he is purely GAY, it's just—"

"only?"

【"Huh?" The handsome young man with orange hair turned his head, his long and narrow eyes raised slightly, and looked up and down the handsome Dazai Osamu standing behind him, "Say, do you want to buy me a drink?"

"Hmm~" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, "Would you like to give me this face?"

The handsome young man looked at him for a while, then raised the corners of his mouth and gave him a slight smile.Osamu Dazai blinked, thinking that he probably shouldn't have drunk that glass of wine just now, otherwise seeing a casual smile would make his heart beat faster——

However, at the next moment, the pretty young man cleaned up the slight smile on his face in an instant, turned his head back indifferently, and didn't even bother to give him a look: "Oh, I don't want to."

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Mr. Osamu Dazai, who has never been rejected by anyone, struggled to maintain a precarious and elegant smile on his face: "...Why?"

"Ah? There's no reason—" the pretty young man sat on the high chair, his feet wearing a pair of Martin boots matched the rock music in the bar, and lightly tapped the beat on the pedals of the high chair, "You look really good Not bad, but—”

He turned back and raised his eyebrows at Osamu Dazai: "I'm not interested in you, that's all."】

...The above-mentioned memories that can be called tainted, of course, cannot be told to these colleagues who fear that the world will not be chaotic.

Osamu Dazai sighed slowly and melancholy, and in the end he simply summed it up in one sentence: "...It's hard to say."

She raised an eyebrow with Yosano Akiko.

The rare leisure time of doctors is spent in gossip. Dazai is not on night shift today, so after the off-duty time, he would not stay for a second to stroll to the underground parking lot of the hospital and drive back to the apartment.

I drove from one underground parking lot to another. When I went up, because the apartment elevator was overhauled today, Dazai Osamu had to choose a long detour. After walking up from the ground exit, he took a detour through the narrow narrow road behind the apartment building. to the door of the apartment.

Generally speaking, no one takes the path behind the apartment building, because it is dark and sideways, not to mention the potholes, and the road is very narrow, and because the other side is the wall that separates it from the outside, there are always people who are worried about those who take risks. The villains will jump over the wall and block the way to rob.

But these Dazai Osamu were not afraid, so he walked very easily, and felt a little quiet because there were few people and the road was dark.

But this silence was soon broken.

The first thing that came with the wind was a strong smell of blood. The chief surgeon of the cardiac surgery blinked and then stopped.

What came next was not just the smell of blood. After a slight noise, a dark figure suddenly sprang out from above the wall, and then with that strong smell of blood, like a light and big black bird, it flipped over lightly. The fence fell to this side, in front of Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai: "..."

The black shadow who stood up unsteadily: "..."

The other party was standing in the darkness in the corner, and Dazai happened to be standing under the moonlight. Just as Dazai was thinking about how to slowly return the same way without irritating the other party, the black shadow gave a "tsk" and spoke first: "... …Damn it, how can I meet you everywhere??”

Eh?Osamu Dazai blinked again.

He cleared his throat, and when he was about to say something, he realized that the black figure was rushing towards him at a speed that was not at all like that of an injured person. By the time he realized it, there was already a sharp, Cold metallic touch.

Being held hostage suddenly, Osamu Dazai was quite calm.He lowered his head slowly, and saw that the visitor was wearing a blood-red ruby ​​earring on one exposed ear.

His sweetheart coughed a few times, and then threatened him with a hoarse voice: "Hey, take me to your house."

"I remember... you're a doctor, aren't you?"