Game of Death: Pretty Crazy

Beautiful little boy and chubby little girl are around a cardboard box.The little boy was wearing a school uniform top and overalls, and a big Mickey Mouse was painted on the back of a square schoolbag.The little girl was wearing bear pajamas, with two thin braids on top of her head.

"My family is moving out tomorrow, and my mother won't let me bring 'sweet and sour pork ribs' to the new house..."

"Huh? That's a pity, you like 'sweet and sour pork ribs' so much." The little boy said.

"Hmm." The little girl was picking up the box, and the white hedgehog in the box was shaking its round body, and the shape of the corner of its mouth seemed to be smiling all the time. "Well, Wei Zixu, can you help me raise 'sweet and sour pork ribs'? It's very good, and it doesn't smell... If Auntie disagrees, I'll ask her."

Wei Zixu looked at her in surprise, and immediately smiled: "Is it okay? It's okay, my mother likes small animals too."

"Oh, that's right," he reached into the pocket of his overalls and took out a string of red-headed strings with plastic peppers hanging on them. "Sweet peppers, this is your farewell gift."

Little Sweet Pepper didn't appreciate it: "This is a pepper, I'm a sweet pepper, so I don't want to wear this!"

Hearing what she said, Wei Zixu blushed, but then he puffed out his chest confidently, and pouted angrily: "There is no store that sells sweet peppers, only tomatoes! Are you a tomato!"

"Hehehe," Little Bell Pepper snatched the chili hair rope with her chubby hands, "I'm lying to you, I like this very much."

Wei Zixu was delighted, and asked her again: "You move to the seaside, and you don't have any friends you know, will you be afraid?"

Bell Pepper: "I'm not afraid. The Lord is watching me. There's nothing to worry about."

"Who is the Lord? Does he live in the community of your new home?"

"The Lord is Jehovah, and he lives in heaven."

"Oh, he lives so high, he should be able to see you." Wei Zixu heaved a sigh of relief, "Then can I visit you for summer vacation? Let's go swimming in the sea together?"

"Okay! Come on, hook."

On that day, Little Sweet Pepper's family loaded all their luggage onto the truck.Wei Zixu dozed off and waved goodbye in the faint morning light.Little Bell Pepper saw him, smiled and ran over to hug him.She is a girl who loves to laugh and chatters, she should have a lot to say on the day of parting, but for many years after that, Wei Zixu thought hard, but could no longer remember what she said.There was only one sentence he remembered.

"The Lord will protect me."

The crab feast in the evening was very popular.The boiled crab has a lighter taste, which greatly retains the original umami taste. It is paired with Western-style cream cheese soup, and Chinese-style seafood barbecue sauce, as well as the necessary cabbage salad and smiling face potato grids to fill the tray. .The spicy crab pot is cooked with seasonal vegetables. Although the soup base uses ready-made solid soup paste, it does not taste cheap.There are seven or eight drawers of siu mai, and before it comes out of the pot, it exudes an aroma that can be smelled in the whole western restaurant. As soon as the lid is lifted, the orange-yellow crab roe is so full that it overflows from the opening of the siu mai.Excess crab roe is just scooped out with a spoonful of crab meat and poured on the mushrooms and rice cakes. The fluid crab meat seeps into the glutinous rice, and the meat tastes delicious.

The tableware provided in the mansion never takes the simple route, and a whole set of silver tableware can be seen.When Wei Zixu called people to come in, their eyes straightened when they first saw the dishes on the table.Food has a strong stroke in any era. It dares to claim to be responsible for culture, and it also has the effect of improving mood. Just say that these hungry people, when they bite down on the smooth and firm crab meat, they completely forget the impermanence of life and death at that moment , is no exaggeration.

Wei Zixu saw that everyone was so satisfied with the dinner. Although the dishes on the table basically had nothing to do with him, he still had a bright face and a sense of arrogance.

After everyone was seated, they didn't pay attention to any rules, and enjoyed it on their own.People say that education can be best seen at the dinner table, and what they say is true.It's just that the dinner offensive was too fierce, and the ladies almost lost their demeanor.The calmest one was Peng Minze. Although he was the head chef, he didn't touch the crab roe and crab paste that was high in fat and cholesterol. He only picked up a few crab claws and ate a bowl of vegetable salad.

Wei Zixu didn't know if all their bodybuilders were like this, they were healthy to the bone.If it is said that health awareness is graded like practicing internal skills, he must have gone mad.Wei Zixu prayed before cooking and still kept this in his mind. In addition to thanking the Lord for giving us the sea, crabs, and delicious seasonings, he also thanked the Lord for giving us Peng Minze.

After praying before dinner, Wei Zixu suddenly realized a very serious problem when he was wielding his knife and fork, perhaps even more serious than when he just realized this afternoon that he couldn't cook crabs at all.That is, he doesn't know how to eat crabs either.

He raised his head quietly, and Liu Jing, who was sitting opposite him, was obviously a master at eating crabs, peeling off a whole strip of white and tender crab meat in one suck, without appearing rude.Wei Zixu was completely overwhelmed by this divine skill.He lowered his head and looked at Boss Crab's sexy thighs in dismay, but still felt unable to speak.

A plate of crab meat was pushed in front of him.

"This is your reward for beating me." Peng Min didn't look at him, and tried his best to pull his old face and said.

"Thank you!" He rolled his eyes with a smile.

Zhao Lun, who witnessed the whole process, almost couldn't hold his chopsticks.He couldn't figure out what it meant for two big men with hands and feet to peel crab meat for each other. Is this normal?The heart of his straight man of steel was quite frightened.And Rui took a sip of brandy and smiled meaningfully.

"I said," Liu Jing fished out half a crab claw from the crab pot, "this thing is quite strong, how did you break it?"

Peng Min said, "The back of the kitchen knife."

Liu Jing's eyes lit up: "Is there a kitchen knife? Can I take it back to my room?"

Peng Min shook his head: "Put the kitchen knives back into the cabinet when you're done using them. The cabinet will automatically lock at [-]pm. If you don't put them in, the alarm will keep ringing."

"Oh, I think so." Liu Jing threw back the crab claw with a little disappointment, "But the lock time of the cabinet should be related to the effective time of the wolf's killing tool, at least it means that the wolf cannot kill before eight o'clock."

After eating and drinking enough, Zhao Lun choked on him angrily: "You are really in a hurry to find a weapon."

Liu Jing did not evade: "Of course, I really want to live." He smacked his lips, "However, even if it is not possible to survive, I have thought of a good way to die, that is, I will strangle myself to death before being stabbed by the wolf." , it’s a worthy death.”

Although these people were screaming for death at the dinner table again, Peng Min felt a strange sense of satisfaction spontaneously.He looked at Luo He, who was cutting and eating siu mai gracefully.It seems that he is right, as long as Luo He does not speak, the atmosphere will always be good.

Wei Zixu stayed until the end, and helped Peng Min clean up the leftovers.He sorted and packed the food waste, stopped for a while in front of the sink, and hummed softly.Wei Zixu recognized the tune of "Dancing Doll and Bear", "You really like this song."

"Well," Peng Min admitted generously, "When Mr. first came to our village, he was unfamiliar with the place and couldn't understand the dialect, so the adults appointed me as a guide for Mr. Later, Mr. went to primary school to teach texts. I once When I went to see him during class, I saw him playing games with a group of children on the grass, and the husband was singing this song. But the song is not Chinese, and the children and I can only hum. It will be a long time later Sing the Chinese version."

"Oh......"

Seeing that everyone had left, Peng Min put on cotton gloves like a thief, and opened the oven, "Come here, I left something good for you."

"Huh?" Wei Zixu walked over as he said, and watched as Peng Min took out a grill pan of charcoal-roasted sea rainbows, each of which opened its mouth to reveal orange-red flesh.

"Try it, and you will know how sad it is to eat takeaway every day."

"Hmm!" Although Wei Zixu was very full after dinner, this small stove was really powerful, and Peng Min thoughtfully poured him a glass of lemon soda, so his fighting strength was still there.After eating most of the plate, Wei Zixu greedily sucked his fingers regardless of his appearance.

Peng Min frowned and said, "Tsk, don't lick your hands, how old are you?"

"The last one, the last one." Wei Zixu finished licking, stroked his belly and sighed: "Oh, what a pity. Minze, if you were a woman, I would have the heart to propose marriage."

"Hahaha," Peng Min pretended that he was boasting about his cooking skills in different ways, and his heart was at ease. He squeezed over and took away the dishes, cleaned the battlefield, and destroyed the corpses. "Why, I'm a man so I don't have to take responsibility." ?"

"It's not that I don't want to be responsible..."

The sound of running water drowned out Wei Zixu's voice, and Peng Min thought the joke was over.Unexpectedly, after he finished packing, Wei Zixu was still standing behind him, waiting for him quietly.His expression was a bit forbearing, a bit lonely, but there was no joke.

What kind of expression is that?Peng Min seemed to have walked into a towering forest alone, with luxuriant branches and leaves forming a dark sky, and even his feet were staggering, with dead branches and short pots.This dense forest is like a whirlpool, wrapped in the innermost secret.Peng Min followed the path to the depths and pushed aside the branches and leaves.There was a slope full of roses in his eyes.

"I'm afraid you won't agree."

The dense forest seemed to have life, pushing him down the slope, into the fragrant and soft core of the rose, into the fine and sharp thorns.

All furniture except the bed was removed from her room, a plastic yoga mat was spread on the floor, and the lights were turned on to the brightest.When he walked in, she was repeating the simple movement of bending her knees and raising her legs.

She was not surprised to see someone coming.After adjusting her breathing, she unscrewed a bottle of mineral water, sat on the yoga ball and looked at him.

"Why did you come to me? That guy doesn't seem to have a low IQ."

Wolves come in packs to hunt down stronger and faster prey.They are called "wolves" but not, after all, they will never be able to trust each other like real wolves.Wei Zixu closed the door softly, and smiled politely: "Your rhythm of life has never been chaotic since then, and even the timing of every action has not deviated too much. How can you still be so self-disciplined under such circumstances? Trust that you are a rational person."

At 08:30 in the morning of the first day, she was the first to make a nutritious breakfast for herself and heat up milk.For dinner, I will only eat one-third full and drink a bowl of seaweed soup.Take a walk at noon and yoga at night, regularly and quantitatively, unshakeable.

"I still don't understand what that person is going to do." Wei Zixu's smile faded away, unable to determine whether the framed behavior of the previous day was intentional.Wei Zixu shifted his gaze to her again, and slowly swept across her thighs and chest, with an obvious sexual sizing, "Besides, as a man, I prefer to cooperate with mature women."

Xiao Han chuckled disapprovingly: "Do you think I'm as easy to coax as that little girl who loves to cry? I cooperated with you, and you know everything about it. You 'accidentally' sold me out during the day, I'm afraid I don’t know who died until I die.”

Wei Zixu did not argue.

After a moment of confrontation, Wei Zixu suddenly said, "I killed Zhu Yu."

"It's you?" Xiao Han was slightly surprised.She doesn't know what other wolves' weapons look like, but only from her own weapons, she probably knows the type of that one's weapon.But she still couldn't figure out how Zhu Yu died on the first night, because Wei Zixu had never had any private contact with Zhu Yu.

"Want to know what my weapon is?"

Xiao Hanqing didn't nod, but just stared at him.He walked comfortably to the windowsill amidst this gaze and picked up a candy jar.He reached into the jar and drew circles between the hard candy's colorful wrappers.Xiao Han lightly saw his white knuckles buried in the candy, and the small candy was like a gorgeous hot air balloon, spiraling into the sky around the pure white mountain range. "What flavor do you like?"

"Raspberry." Xiao Han said in a soft tone.

Wei Zixu rolled his eyes slightly, took out a raspberry-flavored hard candy, peeled it off, and put it in his mouth.

Tsk, what on earth is this man going to do?Just when Xiao Han was about to lose his patience, Wei Zixu said unhurriedly: "I touched that cup before. The current poison has not yet expired. When the time comes, it will ascend to heaven in an instant."

"Poison?" Xiao Han lightly recalled the first night when Zhu Yu licked the rim of Wei Zixu's cup, "Where did you put it..."

"Where to put it, you will know if you feel it yourself?" Wei Zixu lowered his head, raised Xiao Han's chin lightly, and said "offended" lightly, his four lips met, and the tip of his tongue deftly led her tongue into his mouth.Xiao Hanqing felt instantly surrounded by sweetness and softness, Wei Zixu's nose was warm, his lips were dry, and his eyes were the ocean under the night, dark and turbulent.

If you ignore the status quo, this is really a too sweet kiss.

"Have you touched it?" Xiao Hanqing's expression was stiff, and he heard Wei Zixu close to her ear, whispering softly:

"Ally with me."

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If one day you find out that you are in a game world, which is a love game with danmei words that you, a straight man, don’t understand at all, and your colleague is the protagonist of the game, and you are just one of his huge harem, what will you do? ?

Xiao Xiao decided to stand up and resist!

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