Has Mr. Xiao Lang been eaten today?

14

The little man from Moyu came back again, and it is said that he entered Chundan and Baichi's cave with a knife in his hands that day. It has been several days, and it is not known if the two are still alive.

The white ruler was hung on the beam, and Mr. Xiao Lang sat down with a blank expression on his knife.

Time, time, time, time.

Chun Dan lay on the ground, speaking cautiously.

"Lang Jun, please calm down. It turns out that the subordinates didn't find out clearly. The Cen Xianjun said that he likes to eat roast duck. Before that, he must have thought that the Lang Jun ate his duck. Therefore, as long as the Lang Jun explained it clearly, I think that Cen Xianjun would definitely not give birth to another man. Your anger."

Xiao Langjun became even more depressed after hearing this.

Explain, how to explain, I didn't eat your duck, I am your duck, why don't you eat me? !

I want to sleep with you and you want to eat me! ?

What a messy relationship this is.

From shock to sadness to grievance, Mr. Xiao Lang was silent for a long time.

In the dead of night, I thought of that person again, and couldn't help but feel sorry for him, after all, I didn't get any fruit or duck...

Xiao Langjun endured his heartbreak and bought a lot of roast ducks and sent them to Luofu Mountain.

Cen Xianjun was still angry, and the roast duck was thrown down just as it was brought up.

Mr. Xiao Lang didn't dare to be angry, so he threw it away and continued to send it off.

If Cen Xianjun doesn't eat, there are naturally people on the mountain who can't hold on.

"It's really a waste." The new children looked at each other and licked their lips. Everything in the fairy mountain is good, but the taste of the food is too bland. Don't tell me, this duck is really delicious.

So everyone tacitly went to the fork in the mountain to wait for the ducks every few days.

After a long time, I was met by other senior brothers again, one passed ten, ten passed one hundred, in short, after a few months, everyone in Luofu Mountain tasted the roast duck sent by Moyu.

Fairy Chixia looked at her waist that had gained weight recently, especially when her hiccups smelled like duck feces, so she felt that it was not a problem to continue like this.

She led Xiaoxue to visit Junior Brother Cen's cave residence.

After knocking for a long time, the door opened. Fairy Chixia automatically ignored the oil on the corner of the junior brother's mouth and the duck bones under the table.

It's nothing else, I just want my junior to think of a way so that the little man will stop sending ducks.

"Although this roast duck is good, you should not eat it often. I saw that the sixth junior brother was a little wobbly when he walked. According to the boy who served him, our master was talking in his sleep last night and made a rattling sound, which lasted until the second watch. Let's go to Luofu Mountain like this. It’s almost becoming a mountain of ducks.”

Cen Qing snorted, expressing his contempt for a group of people who had never experienced delicious food: "Although this roast duck is delicious, how can it compare to the deliciousness of the bear's paw? I read it in a book, and the bear's paw..."

Fairy Chixia returned home with a trickle of saliva, rolled her eyes, and called a little boy over.

"You go down the mountain, so and so, so and so..."

The little devil who went to Luofu Mountain to deliver the roast duck from Moyu trotted all the way back to Moyu, and went straight to Mr. Xiao Lang.

"Lang Jun is not well, Cen Xianjun has moved on."

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"We sent roast ducks to Luofu Mountain as usual, and we happened to meet a boy who came down the mountain. The boy told us not to send them anymore. He said that Cen Xianjun has recently become obsessed with bear paws and is looking for them in the mortal world..."

After listening, Chundan covered the little heart that jumped out of his throat, and slapped the little devil on the back of the head: "Nonsense scares people to death, doesn't it just want to eat a bear's paw, how can it become empathy?" Lianli, it's just a bear's paw, if you want to eat bear's paw today, maybe you want to eat lion's head tomorrow, and maybe you want to try roasted piglet the day after tomorrow, what's the big deal..."

Bai Chi: "...Stop talking, I'm going to cry if I don't see you."

Seeing that Mr. Xiao Lang didn't speak, he sat on the chair with red eyes and burst into tears, so he doesn't even like ducks?

Everyone in the Demon Realm has been in a hurry for several days.

Even the words "cen, chen, qing, qing, duck, Luofushan" have become taboo.

The big devil and the little devil were worried, and there was another rumor that people from Luofu Mountain had gone to the mortal world to buy bears.

Mr. Xiao Lang shattered a table, with a cold face, and called his subordinates, not only Chundan Baichi, but also those who were the best at fighting in the Demon Realm.

Could it be that Mr. Lang is mad and wants to send troops to Luofu Mountain?

I saw Mr. Xiao Lang standing on it with a face as heavy as water, walking back and forth several times.

"Does any of you know... what the tastiest bear in the world looks like?"

delicious?Who knows, everyone is a demon, and no one has ever eaten a bear.

The book demon is the most knowledgeable and knowledgeable in the entire Demon Realm. It is said that he became a demon because of reading too much. Now I saw him slowly walking out of the crowd of demons.

"I don't know what the most delicious bear is, but I heard that there is a special kind of bear. Compared with other bears, the number is the least, and it is also the most popular in the world. It must taste good."

16

When Cen Xianjun returned from going out to a banquet, he saw the fourth senior brother mysteriously dragging him to the zoo.

"Senior brother showed you something good. Didn't you say you wanted to eat bear paws? Senior brother caught bears for you. Each one has big paws. I promise you will enjoy eating it."

"Thank you, brother. I just tasted the bear's paw at the Penglai Banquet. It was very delicious at first taste, but I felt a bit greasy after eating too much. The bear's paw is only mediocre..."

I saw a very special one among the rustic brown bears in the zoo. It has white hair and black claws, round ears, and huge dark circles on its face. It is also holding a pot and licking honey like the bear next to it. .

"If you don't eat it, I'll let you go."

"Wait a minute!" Cen Xianjun pointed at the black and white bear, his fingers trembling, "This, this, this..."

"You mean this one? It looks a little strange. When I was catching a bear, I bumped into the door by myself. I looked at it stupidly, and I didn't know if it was delicious or not."

"Brother, you don't know, this thing is called a panda, and it's very rare. I've seen two of them in Dongjun County. They are very cute and cute. They are so precious that they won't even let you touch them."

Great, I have a panda!

"Senior brother, thank you very much, you are so kind and virtuous, I can't repay you, I will be worshiped by my junior brother."

After many days, Mr. Xiao Lang returned to Cen Xianjun's cave again.

The duck nest he built back then is still there, and it can be seen that someone has carefully maintained it, and he feels a little unclear about it.

Pets are naturally reluctant to keep them in the yard, let alone such a precious panda.

Cen Xianjun remodeled his cave and turned it into a lush bamboo forest, with jagged rocks for playing and a gurgling stream.

He himself built a simple bamboo couch beside the stream.

Mr. Xiao Lang made a very clear position for himself this time. He is food. If he doesn’t want to do what he wants, he misses that person so much that his heart hurts. He just wants to come and see Cen Qing. Just look at it, just look at it.

Cen Xianjun opened his eyes, and saw the panda resting its head on the couch, looking at him deeply.

"Morning." He stretched out his hand, trying to rub its head.

The panda turned its head and quickly ran away.

Cen Xianjun looked at his lost hand, blinked, and immediately felt relieved, most of these precious pets had their own temper.

He specially wrote a letter and sent it to Dongjun to ask for advice on how to raise pandas.

Follow the instructions and put all the panda's favorite food in front of the panda.

He observed it for a few days, and found that this panda is also quite strange, he doesn't like bamboo shoots and apples very much, and he doesn't eat much seafood and meat, but he has a soft spot for honey.

So he resigned to his fate and went to Baihua Fairy to beg for some precious honey. As a reward, he sat among the flowers and was painted by those fairies all afternoon.

"Hey, come and eat!"

Xiao Langjun looked at his sweetheart holding the honey pot and smiled so hard that his teeth could not see his eyes. He carefully applied honey on his paws, layer after layer.

Cen Xianjun put his hands in his hands and said in his heart that my family is so naughty, so naughty, so cute!

Xiao Langjun has become very quiet now, he is no longer as noisy as ducks and ducks, he never leaves Cen Qing, eats and sleeps every day, smears honey when he wakes up, eats when he is tired, sleeps when he is full, and works hard A good ingredient.

Only this time, he didn't pester Cen Qing, but Cen Qing came to pester him instead.

He chased after him with a small white jade comb: "Come on, darling, comb your hair."

Seeing the panda push away the comb with its big paws, the paws were black and shiny, and still smelled of honey, Cen Xianjun couldn't help reaching out to touch the fur, and then pinched the mat, and saw the panda gave him a resentful look, Rumbled away.

Mr. Xiao Lang hid in the fake cave and covered his face. He had clearly made up his mind to keep a distance from him, but he just touched his paw, which made his heart flustered. It's better to keep a little distance, otherwise, He was afraid that he would not be able to control himself, after all he had thought about that person for so long...

Cen Xianjun's head turned gray with worry, and his pet avoided him, so what should be done.

Sister!Senior Sister Chixia!My omnipotent Chixia Senior Sister!

Cen Xianjun came to the door again with the panda bear.

Mr. Xiao Lang looked at the familiar door, the familiar person, and the familiar cat.

Brother, you stepped on my throat again.

"Mia woo!" Xiaoxue sniffed the bear under her feet, hey, it's so sweet, lick lick...

Looking at the panda being chased by Xiaoxue and running around the yard, the old father and mother in the house rolled their eyes with a smile.

Look how cute my son/girl is!

"Look, isn't this very lively?"

The giant panda whose hair was licked wet reluctantly hid behind Cen Xianjun's legs.

Formed into a ball, leaving him with a huge round hairy butt.

"But obediently don't kiss me, don't let me touch, don't let me hug, just look at him a few more times and then run away."

"Pets, the cuter they are, the more individual they are. We Xiaoxue think back then, how long I had been a shit-shoveling officer before I captured his heart. You have only raised them for a few days. Persevere, little brother."

17

Cen Qing led the cat and panda back home suspiciously, but according to what the elder sister said, he took a bath for Guaiguai himself, but why did he feel that Guaiguai seemed to ignore him even more after taking a bath.

Xiao Langjun: He he he he he touched my place! ! ! !

But if Mr. Xiao Lang could keep rejecting Cen Qing's approach, then he wouldn't like Cen Qing for so long.

He peeked at Cen Qing for longer and longer, and finally one night, he was shyly carried to bed by Cen Xianjun.

Looking at his sweetheart buried in his hair, he convinced himself in his heart that the autumn night was very cold and windy, and he was afraid that he would catch a cold, so he had no other thoughts.

Mr. Xiao Lang fell asleep, stretched out, showing his cute fur belly.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Cen Xianjun with his head propped up, his beautiful eyes looking at him affectionately, and his heart beat soared again.

"Today is Mid-Autumn Festival, let's eat fairy fruit together."

Fairy fruit, by the way, the fairy fruit he planted himself, without Mr. Xiao Lang's daily service, the fairy fruit ripened much later than expected, and a few were hanging on the branches here and there.

Cen Xianjun picked and washed them himself, carefully peeled and dug out the cores, and sent all the few fruits to the panda, leaving none for himself.

Mr. Xiao Lang has mixed feelings in his heart.

Cen Xianjun was slightly drunk, looked at the empty branches, and thought of the ducks and ducks from the past, and felt sad for a moment, and kept whispering in his mouth: ducks, ducks, my good ducks...

Mr. Xiao Lang touched his full belly, then looked at Cen Qing, who was drunk beside him, holding his paws with wet tears, and nodded slightly, let's go here.

I really can't control myself, I can't control the sincerity of wanting to hug Cen Qing.

At dawn, Mr. Xiao Lang woke Cen Qing up.

"Hey, where do you want to take me?"

Cen Qing followed the panda all the way to the dining hall, and saw the black and white dumpling, putting its huge paws on the desk—come on.

what?

Cen Xianjun was confused, watching his beloved Mao Tuanzi squeak.

"Baby, are you hungry?"

"Or thirsty?"

"Still bored, want me to play with you?"

I want you to eat a bear's paw! ! !

Mr. Xiao Lang went down to the ground very tired, and Cen Qing saw that Mao Tuanzi had finally stopped making trouble, so he coaxed him back to the cave.

Mr. Xiao Lang couldn't understand why Cen Qing didn't eat his bear's paw. After thinking about it, maybe he didn't pickle it enough.

One day, the honey in Xiao Langjun's jar was gone, and he called twice, but Cen Xianjun was not there, so Xiao Lang Jun went to the dining room to find honey by himself.

On the table in the dining room was a jade white porcelain plate with a steamed bear’s paw on it, and a paper note underneath——

The bear's paw you mentioned last time is really delicious, and this one is for you to eat.Signed: The third senior brother who loves you.

Xiao Langjun felt grief and anger in his heart, he worked so hard, why didn't he come and eat him!

No, I can't let Ah Qing see it.

Mr. Xiao Lang tried to destroy the corpse, but his paws were hairy and short, and the bear paws were slippery and greasy, which was very difficult to handle.

Seeing that there was no one around, he changed back into a human form, and gave the bear's paw a "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Cen Xianjun hugged the honey he just got from Fairy Baihua, hummed a little tune and pushed open the door of the dining room——

"Slap"!

"Why are you again? Give me back my life!"

"I'm not, I don't, you listen to my explanation, whoops!!"

I heard that the little man from Demon Realm came back with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

Day after day, year after year, Cen Xianjun's ducks, cats, and bears, and even the lions, ostriches, koi, and rabbits he raised later... all entered the stomach of that person.

People all over the fairyland are spreading rumors that the most beautiful Cen Xianjun has a sworn enemy.

Eyebrows are bright, shoulders are wide and body is broad, appetite is very good, and it tastes delicious.

The old fairy watched his little apprentice try almost all the panting living things, and his hair was almost black.

"Master, don't panic, I heard that the vitality of the creatures in the Demon Realm is very tenacious." The little junior brother who will definitely be able to resist his life is very tough.

Raise a monster... maybe it won't be eaten, I heard that people in the Demon Realm are ugly and fierce, do you really want to try it?

Then find the most powerful one in Demon Realm.

So Cen Xianjun met a familiar person at that familiar fork in the road.

Bright eyebrows, broad shoulders and broad body.

"I, the most powerful in the Demon Realm."

Get out!