Has Mr. Xiao Lang been eaten today?

01

Once upon a time there was a mountain with a group of gods, the most beautiful of which was Cen Qing.

Cen Qing is the youngest and beautiful, everyone from master to brother dotes on him.

In a blink of an eye, after a hundred years of Taoism, the fairy world is peaceful and prosperous. One day, the old god watched all the disciples come and go, couples and beautiful couples, except for the young disciple who was single.

"The boss is not young anymore, do you have a sweetheart?"

"What is your sweetheart?"

"One day you don't see the madness of thinking, the person you want to spend your whole life with."

Cen Qing was already drunk, but she didn't show it on the surface, she only listened to half of what Master said...to spend the rest of my life together?

Looking at the spicy fried fairy fruit, rock candy cactus, corn salad with small seaweed on the table in front of him... Cen Qing fell into deep thought, and thought about what he saw in a cookbook in the mortal world that day: there are birds near the water It has long wings and a flat mouth. It is fed with fresh grass and fresh fish. When it grows up, it removes hair and viscera, spreads it with sauce, and roasts it with fruit wood. It is crispy, sweet and delicious. It is called fruit wood roast duck.

Cen Qing's mouth watered all night after watching it, if he could have a taste...

"Tu'er is willing to spend the rest of his life with Roast Duck."

Shangxian was puzzled and asked his apprentice to explain.

"Flat mouth, long wings, wide webbed feet..." Then he passed out drunk.

After waking up from the drunkenness, Cen Qing forgot to clean up, but the drunken words at the banquet that day had already spread.

"Did you know that Xianjun Cen Qing likes ducks..."

"Cen Xianjun, the number one beauty in the fairy world, loves ducks..."

"Cen Xianjun loves ducks..."

Luofu Mountain has been quite lively recently, there is an endless stream of people who come to propose marriage, Cen Qing never tires of it, what are you kidding, he hasn't eaten roast duck yet, and at this moment when he is married, he will have to share a piece of it with him in the future!

Cen Qing was stopped by Mr. Xiaolang, who had wide eyes, wide shoulders and broad back, clasping his hands together: "My name is Duck, and I am here to ask you to marry me..."

Cen Qing: "Get lost!"

02

Mr. Xiao Lang returned to the Demon Realm, took off his long gown, changed it back into a small animal skin, put on little wolf teeth, and called out to his subordinates who had ideas.

"It's useless, think again, or I'll eat you both."

Bai Chi looked at Chun Dan, who showed off his beardless chin: "Maybe it's not the literal meaning we understand, duck duck... There is a saying in the world, which refers to a certain kind of 'technical' practitioners ..."

Mr. Xiao Lang was puzzled, but Chun Dan listened to explain.

"This skill is difficult to learn, and it needs a lot of practice." Xiao Langjun took off the little animal skin before it was warmed up.

More than half a year has passed, Luofu Mountain has already entered winter, I heard that ordinary people under the mountain have dried persimmons, which are especially delicious in winter.

Cen Qingxian took a small basket and went down the mountain to find cakes.

At the fork in the road, there was a small snowdrift, and there stood a handsome young gentleman. The young gentleman was wearing tulle, with a wide open neckline, wide eyes, and much wider shoulders.

When Cen Qing came, Mr. Xiao Lang was wiping his nose with a gauze when he smashed a basket of small persimmons at his feet.

"I am a famous duck in Wangyue Tower, come here to ask for marriage." They also performed wooden pole dance, striptease, walnuts on the chest, persimmons on the buttocks...

Xianjun surnamed Cen looked at the persimmons piled high on the two buttocks, and gave another reward: "Get out."

Mr. Xiao Lang felt aggrieved and bit the arms of two of his subordinates: "Think quickly, I'll eat you both!"

That day, Chundan and Baichi didn't become dinner, so Xiao Lang with exceptionally white "teeth", Xiao Lang who was "dumb" and Xiao Lang who looked as black as a "crow" appeared one after another at the foot of Luofu Mountain.

Chundan was put on the charcoal fire, Bai Chi was thrown into the steamer, and Xiao Langjun held up the chopsticks angrily.

The sparks crackled and jumped, and Chundan sucked in his stomach.

"Lang Jun, listen to my explanation. We made a mistake earlier and only heard a few rumors. In fact, Cen Xianjun was talking about ducks, ducks, quacking ducks."

Are you serious? ?

Look at my sincere face.

03

There was an unexpected visitor in Cen Qing's yard, with a yellow mouth, green head and gray wings.

As soon as the cranes woke up, there were more of them in the circle.

What should the boss do, someone is here to grab the fish.

Damn him!

When Cen Qing woke up, the ground was covered with crane feathers and a victorious little green duck.

What is this? It's too small.

Cen Qing held the strange bird to the desk and began to search for the pictures.

The little green duck transformed into Xiao Langjun winked at Xiaodouzi and looked at the beauty.

Looking at beauties in the sun, the more you look at them, the more you miss the sun!

The sun set and rose again, and the little green duck and the cranes had two more fights, and Cen Qing finally found the answer.

Duck, the legendary duck.

Cen Xianjun looked at the green-headed bird and rolled his eyes with a smile.

He is smiling at me!

The feathers on the little green duck's ass exploded, and the little man tried his best to smile back, his mouth was too hard, and I don't know if the man saw it clearly.

Cen Qing picked up the little green duck and weighed it. He didn't know how much a mortal duck weighs, so he only compared it with a giant fairy beast.

Cen Qing doesn't know how to raise ducks, and only relies on his own temperament. In order to raise a good duck, he must first let him eat well.

As a result, Xianhe has an additional neighbor across the door, and fresh parallel imports are brought in from the East China Sea every day, such as small fish, shrimp, swimming crab, abalone, scallop, and large lobster.

Try to make ducks and ducks eat well.

A month later, Cen Qing borrowed a small scale for weighing medicine from his senior brother who was good at alchemy, and weighed the duck while holding the duck. The weight did not change, plus or minus zero.

On the contrary, those cranes turned jealousy into appetite, and gained a lot of weight.

Cen Qing was worried, what's wrong with this.

"Forget it, go ask Elder Sister."

04

Cen Qing carried Yaya all the way to Fairy Chixia's cave.

Fairy Chixia hugged a Persian cat with mandarin duck eyes, holding a grape with her ten fingers.

That Persian cat is a mortal cat. After decades of feeding it, it has been reborn, its fur is smooth, and it is quite big.

How big is quite big?

Ya Ya measured it with his head, and the paw was about two and a half times as big as his face.

"Xiaoxue, go and play with it for a while, mother, talk to your uncle for a while."

Cen Qing also said: "Go, I will call you when I leave."

Mr. Xiao Lang raised his head and looked at the two big round eyes above his head...

Yaya dare not, Yaya is afraid!

Xiaoxue: Come on boy, let's play for a while!

Fairy Chixia put her hands in her hands, showing her old aunt a smile, look at how cute my daughter is!Brother, what did you just say?

"Ask for advice on feeding methods."

"You're asking the right person."

Cen Qing hurriedly took out his small notebook and wrote it down.

"Food should be varied, of good quality, balanced in nutrition and good for health; water must not be drunk from spring water, which is dirty and cold, preferably dew in the morning, and bask in the sun for two hours. In addition, the best Do you know what the important point is?"

"do not know."

"Mood, you want to make it happy, so that your appetite will naturally increase. If you eat too much, don't you worry about gaining weight?"

It turned out to be the case.

Xiao Langjun even flew and fluttered, but he was no match for Xiaoxue's huge body, and was pinned to the ground on his stomach.

"Quack quack!" You pressed my throat!

"Mia woo~" Mother, look at what Xiaoxue hunted for you, whether you are happy or not, happy or not!

Fairy Chixia: "Good boy is so filial, you can eat it yourself... No, wait a minute, don't!"

Immortal Lord Cen Qing, who has gained a lot, returned home with his bald and smokey duck.

After a few more days, there were a few more little wooden ducks in the exclusive pond.

Cen Xianjun carved it himself.

Xiao Langjun's eyes lit up after seeing it, the foundation for building a nest is finally in place!

05

Cen Xianjun's craftsmanship is really bad, Xiao Langjun didn't understand what these were at all, he just thought that the wood came just right, but the shape was weird and a bit sticky.

Don't be afraid, just put some grass on it.

Poor young Lord of the Demon Realm, in order to pretend to be a duck, he deliberately searched all the Yuzu in the territory to build a nest, which he had prepared in advance.

Cen Xianjun was also very surprised, the duck gathered all the toys together, and didn't play, just lying on it, not knowing what to do.

However, the senior sister said that as long as it is happy, it is fine, how to play is not to play.

So I send him a few new ones every few days.

After another month, Mr. Xiao Lang's foundation was finally completed.

The meter-high wooden platform is tied with water plants at the lower end, and the upper layer floats out of the water. You can also play diving when you are interested.

After the foundation is laid, it is time to build a nest. Mr. Xiao Lang pulled out all the grass in his pond, and then set his sights on the crane neighbor across the door.

When Cen Qing was there, he didn't dare, so he took advantage of the night light to carry forward.

Climb over fences, cross grass, pull out reeds and run fast.

Gan!chase him!

The ducks sway left and right, and can run ten rounds every night when it goes well.

But as soon as the amount of exercise increases, the fat on the duck's body will be less, which can be seen with the naked eye, and it will lose weight.

Cen Xianjun was a little worried.

Move a small stool to guard outside the circle during the day.

Mr. Xiao Lang became more motivated when he was bathed in the eyes of his sweetheart, and the nest was different every day.

After another ten days like this, the duck nest was finally built.

The wings of ducks and ducks have developed small muscles.

"Quack quack quack." Would you like to live with me?

"Junior Brother, what is this in your yard?" Fairy Chixia who came to visit was stunned.

It's such a big pot, it's so well compiled.

The brothers who came here were amazed when they heard the news, and some of the out-of-the-ordinary brothers wanted to borrow ducks to build the cave.

Bah, he is beautiful.

06

Mr. Xiao Lang is not happy.

Cen Xianjun didn't want to live in a duck coop with him.

It is said that I like ducks.

I'm in a bad mood, my appetite is poor, and I've lost weight.

Still listless every day.

Even Fairy Chixia couldn't explain the cause of the disease.

Cen Xianjun was very anxious, afraid that if he didn't pay attention, the duck would die. He held it in his hand during the day and kept it on the bedside shelf at night.

The shelf is very high, and you can observe Cen Xianjun's prosperous beauty in 360 degrees without any dead angle.

Stretch your neck on tiptoe, and peek over the screen to see the beauty taking a bath.

Mr. Xiao Lang felt that he could do it again.

After watching it a few times, I hated staying too far away, and finally, when the fairy was taking a bath, Xiao Langjun acted.

Duck "over the mountain", duck "over the sea", finally came to the bottom of the screen, and stretched out its mouth towards the hanging coat of the fairy...

Boom! !

Xianjun dug out the duck from the pile of clothes.

Mr. Xiao Lang blinked his innocent face with an innocent face.

Xianjun looked at the ducks and ducks, and then at the vat for bathing, and felt that he seemed to have realized something.

So Yaya and Xianjun entered the bathtub together, and there was a bath towel on top of their heads.

"Don't get in the water, I will use it later."

Yaya is very honest, I don't know if she really understands it, or if she is dumbfounded seeing the beauty naked.

In short, from this day on, Cen Xianjun has unlocked the new usage of duck.

Sometimes it's a bath towel, sometimes it's fresh fruit, and sometimes it's a small pot of peach blossom wine.

Mr. Xiaolang prefers to pack wine, although it is heavy, but when Cen Qing is a little drunk, he can put his mouth on the shoulder of others, and if Cen Qing is happy, he will also help him groom his hair.

Xianjun felt that his own ingredients were exceptionally good, delicious and capable, and it was worth his trouble.

07

The fairy fruit on Luofu Mountain is almost ripe.

This fruit is white and red, sweet and glutinous, in short, Cen Qing can put all the delicious words he knows to describe it.

It's delicious, but I can't get enough of it.

But this year, I don't know what happened, the fruit turned out to be only one.

Foodie Cen Xianjun was depressed.

There are not a few people who are staring at the fruit, even if the old fairy is partial, he can't say to give him the fruit.

So they found red orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple, and the seven fairies discussed the countermeasures.

Comparing swordsmanship, magic weapons, and pills are all too vulgar, the liveliest Fairy Zixia rolled her eyes.

"It's better to let your pet compete for the owner."

Fairy Chixia, who is best at making pets, patted her hand: "You are such a clever little ghost." You will get half of the fruit.

The date is set one month later, and the content of the game is unknown.

Cen Xianjun thought about it, and it was nothing more than who could run faster and who could fly higher.

"Duck, you have to work hard!"

Ga?

So Cen Xianjun added a new training ground at the entrance of his cave.

Get up at dawn and go to sleep at midnight.

There is not much time left for Yaya!

"Hurry up!"

Cen Xianjun's flying sword is attached to the back, and ducks and ducks will be poked if they are slower.

again!

Don't hit my ass!

Tell you the consequences of poking my ass are very serious, sooner or later I will poke it back!

The days passed day by day, and finally came the day when the fairy fruit matured.

All fellow disciples brought their own pets, and those who didn't have pets also went to catch fairy beasts.

For a while it was bustling.

The senior brother on the left is leading a unicorn, majestic and majestic, with a bridle and accessories made of purple gold, engraved with intricate and beautiful small patterns, and the matching fabric is also a high-quality neon brocade, the style and color are exactly the same as those worn by the third senior brother.

Seeing him looking over, the senior brother smiled with the same white teeth as his own unicorn.

"Little brother, how about the battle suit made by senior brother, is it mighty or airy?"

Like the third senior brother, there are not a few who prepare clothes for their pets. Cen Qing looked at his pure natural mallard duck, and turned his face away expressionlessly.

08

Cen Qing looked around, and only Xiaoxue from Chixia's family was the most simple.

Fairy Chixia sneered and said: "Joke, our Xiaoxue is the most beautiful, we don't need those troubles, and...hehehe, you will know later."

Fairy Chixia directed Xiaotong'er to repair Xiaoxue's paws and pinch the cushions, and she also personally applied fairy magic to shorten her fur.

Xiaoxue raised her eyes and bared her teeth at the audience.

What a muscular and majestic meow beast.

Cen Qing looked at his duck, it was a little fluffy, with a few grains of fresh spring mud still sticking to the duck's paw.

So shabby.

Cen Xianjun suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

The second senior brother hugged a peacock, male, and opened the screen as soon as Fang entered the arena.

Shaking its huge tail feathers, it goes around offering treasures.

"Little brother, look at how brother's peacock is doing."

Cen Xianjun reached out and touched it: "It's quite slippery."

The peacock was born to be proud, and he liked the most beautiful people. When he saw Cen Xianjun, he abandoned his master and did not leave.

"Ow!" Look at my big tail.

"Oh!" Does the beauty have a date?

"Oh!" Did the beauty lay an egg?

Mr. Xiao Lang couldn't understand what this broken bird was calling, and he felt a sense of crisis only by instinct.

then……

"Quack~"

Cen Xianjun bowed his head, and his own ducks imitated the peacock and raised their tail feathers.

"Quack~" Look at me, look at me, I will too!

Peacock: "Aww!" What a crap, hot eyes!

The peacock and the duck didn't accept each other, and they danced to the fight.

Cen Xianjun looked at the inch-long "duck screen" and smiled.

The beauty smiled so captivatingly that Xiao Langjun felt that his heart wouldn't even beat.

Mr. Xiao Lang was stunned for a moment, and the peacock trembled even more joyfully.

"Aww!" Admit defeat, weak chicken!

However, the proud peacock forgot one thing, there are many cats beside him.

Xiaoxue pursed her ears and kicked her hind feet quickly: "Brothers, go!"

Qilin flicked his mane: "Count me in, it looks really pretty."

Peacock: "... Aww!"

The game has not yet started, peacock, OUT!

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