May your heart be like mine

When I was ten thousand years old, I was finally sent to school.In the school, there are teaching methods, fencing, Buddhism, pharmacology and history.

This is the first time I know that fighting can still use spells. My aunt and fourth uncle sometimes fight in Shili Taolin, but I have never seen it. up.

I really like swordsmanship, and my aunt gave me a special sword called Tao Zhujian. The sword is light, facing the sun, shining brightly, beautiful and majestic, very showy.

In fact, everyone in our Bai family has magic tools, but they don't use them very much.For example, my aunt, her magic weapon is called the Yuqing Kunlun Fan.I heard from my aunt that she used this fan to defeat a very powerful phoenix when she was in Kunlun Xu, and because the phoenix belonged to Tianzun, the spiritual treasure in the sky, Tianzun gave aunt a Poyun Fan for this reason, and later aunt put it The maid who gave it to her, Shao Xin.And I myself have a jasper flute, although it is beautiful, it is not as majestic as Tao Zhujian.

I know most of the content taught in the pharmacology class. There are two treasures in Zheyan, one is peach blossom drunk, and my aunt likes to drink it.The second is medicinal herbs and pills. I saw a lot of them at Zheyan when I was a child. I was very curious, and I learned a lot by asking around.

Buddhism class and history class are the most boring, listening to it makes me drowsy.

The Master is an upright old man with white hair and white beard. He especially likes to punish him for copying religious rules. Sometimes he would like to burn his white beard to see how he can be upright again.But my aunt said, you should respect the elders and be courteous to the old. He has white hair and beard and is a wife, so he should be regarded as an old elder. Burn his beard, just think about it.

When I entered the school, I was still domineering. If anyone offended me, I would beat him hard and beg for mercy.

Brother Huilang from the next village took advantage of me to sleep in class and ate the peaches I brought in from Zheyan, so I chased and beat him all over the mountain until he agreed to copy the homework of Buddhism and history for me.Later, I didn't have to worry about Buddhism and history classes.

And that hairy monkey, once in a history class, I heard my master say that God Mo Yuan took Si Yin to go back to seclusion, I smiled unscrupulously, thinking to myself, that Si Yin is obviously a man disguised by my aunt Qingqiu Baiqian identity, and that Mo Yuan left only the fairy body hidden in the Yanhua Cave of the Houshan Aunt, and the historians actually wrote the stories of those knights who lived in seclusion with the beautiful girl in the Aunt's storybook into the history books. funny.The master punished me for copying the canon a hundred times, but that hairy monkey dared to laugh at me, that mouthful of teeth was really infuriating, I took out the jasper flute and knocked out all his teeth.Later, I didn't get any benefits, and I was beaten to death by my father.