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He Zhengyu has never been in a relationship before, so he doesn't know how to deal with the person he likes, but at least he won't be like Master Jiang.

"Xiao Yuzi~" Jiang Xiu leaned on the table with his upper body, holding potato chips in his hand, one leg stretched out straight, the uninjured heel resting on the ground and shaking back and forth, like a shameless little hooligan.

He has been very happy to order Master He these days, and he will never be soft on anyone who can arrange for He Zhengyu to do it. He completely forgot who the person who said before was to put a knife in his ribs.It was only a slight fracture of the ankle, and those who didn't know the situation thought he was paralyzed.

Poor Young Master He has changed from Young Master to Xiao Yuzi in just a few days. Now when he hears this name, his scalp becomes numb and his hands are itchy, the kind of itchiness that makes him want to hit someone.

"Is it comfortable to have a broken foot?"

"Of course it's uncomfortable. I feel like this foot is going to rot these few days." Who knows, it's hard to turn over when you sleep, and you walk very slowly. A bunch of people are watching you when you go out.

He Zheng and Wen Yan threatened viciously: "If you call this yin and yang weird name again, I will break your leg and make you uncomfortable for the rest of your life."

Unexpectedly, Jiang Xiu didn't care about his threat at all, and said with a shameless smile: "You won't, you broke my leg, and you have to support me for the rest of your life."

Yes, he can afford it.

……

No, if you can afford it, don't raise this idiot!Why did he want to raise Jiang Xiu or not? It wasn't that he wanted to chase him.

He Zheng and his always smart brain were in a mess.

It must be the sequelae of being ordered by Jiang Xiu recently, and he cannot be allowed to be so arrogant.

Determined to ignore Master Jiang's unreasonable demands in the future, He Zhengyu ignored him and turned to the book with his head down.

He Zheng and his get out of class usually read some extracurricular books, the ones with a strong academic atmosphere, unlike Jiang Xiu, who only peeked at some bloody fighting novels in class.

Jiang Xiu had nothing to do. After missing the final exam, he completely lost his interest in studying and returned to his previous state of being a salty fish.Seeing that someone ignored him, unwilling to be lonely, he picked up the bag of potato chips that he had just eaten, and said to He Zheng and pitiful, "I want to throw out the trash."

Swipe - turn over a new page calmly, indifferent.

So Jiang Xiu began to perform exaggerated misery-style performances. First, he picked up the crutches leaning against the table, and then supported the table with one hand, tremblingly trying to stand up. His movements were so big that he seemed about to fall to the ground. .

Turned another page and turned a blind eye.

A certain person who didn't give up added to the drama, let go of his fingers, and wanted to fall on the table, ignoring the current inconvenience of his legs and feet, accidentally lost his balance, and his chest hit the corner of the table heavily.

"Fuck!"

Jiang Xiu let out an exclamation, he couldn't use his legs, and almost fell to the ground.In order not to let himself fall down, he could only endure the severe pain, grasped the edge of the table with both hands, and lay half of his body on the table.

It was not in vain for him to work so hard, He Zhengyu finally reacted, and saw his hand holding the book tremble slightly, and his shoulders trembled.

"Laugh at your uncle! Help me up!"

"Ha ha ha ha."

Fearing that he would fall to the ground and aggravate his injuries, He Zhengyu still stood up, wrapped his arms around his waist, and carried him onto the stool.The boy has a slender waist, even though Tianliang is wearing thick clothes, he can still feel his softness.

Feeling hot and dry on his face, he quickly let go of his hands, his arms were empty, and his heart felt a little lost again.

He must be crazy.

Jiang Xiu couldn't see He Zhenghe's complicated mental activities, he was rubbing his chest, his sternum might be broken too.

The girls in the front row of the classroom formed a small circle, not knowing what they were discussing.When the teacher passed by, he just thought they were discussing a problem, and he was secretly relieved that even after the exam, the students did not slack off.

In fact, the students in No. [-] Middle School sometimes slack off, and the focus of their discussion is the two boys in the back row.

"Did you see, they are so in love." One of the girls whispered.

"I saw it, I saw it, hey, I'm so happy in the third class."

"They're not a couple. I lost [-] exams a month."

"agree!"

This was echoed by the girls.

At this time, a small voice broke into them: "Well, I think they are just good friends."

"???" Where did this little chaste come from.

Zhang Yage is a quiet and thin girl who ranks high in the third class. She looks sweet and speaks softly. She easily arouses people's desire for protection and is very popular among boys.

It's just that she has always admired the handsome and cold boy in the back row, and since that person transferred to No. [-] Middle School, she has never looked at other boys again.It's just because his personality is too introverted and weak, he has never dared to express his heart to him.

Hearing the discussion of the girls, I found it incredible, and couldn't help but interjected.

"Uh...we were just joking haha." For girls who don't know cpy, they can only explain perfunctorily.

If it was other girls, they would definitely hold her back at this time, going crazy with Amway.However, this is Xiao Baihua from class three, and they have no desire to popularize science.

"That's it." Zhang Yage smiled, "I also think they have a good relationship. It seems that He Zhengyu only talks to Jiang Xiu."

"You think so too?" The eyes of the girls lit up. Could it be that this one can also develop into a kindred spirit.

"Well, but it should be because of sitting together all the time."

Uh……

"Maybe, ha, ha, ha."

The atmosphere was a bit awkward, and the chat could not continue. The girls dispersed one by one and returned to their seats.

Faintly feeling that he said something wrong, Zhang Yage was a little at a loss, and left embarrassingly.

He looked up at the two people talking and laughing at the back of the classroom. When the boy laughed, his indifferent temperament disappeared without a trace, and his eyebrows and eyes were curved, gentle and intoxicating.

When will I be able to chat with him like Jiang Xiu, and make him laugh so happily, looking away disappointed, feeling a little sour in my heart.At the same time, he secretly made up his mind to let him know his mind.

The bump on the table was so hard that Jiang Xiu's chest hurt for a class, and at the same time, he was very bored and worried, what if his chest swelled up all of a sudden, he won't have big breasts after class, right? !

I feel that my idea is a bit funny, but I can't restrain this thinking from spreading.If he really turned into a girl and had a pair of penis, he would rub his breasts every day, thinking about it would make him happy.He also thought of his future partner, preferably Hei Changzhi, with a cheerful personality, good looks, and the most important thing is big breasts!

The dream of Jiang Xiu's little straight man is so vulgar.

From the corner of the eye, he glanced at the next table. He Zhengyu was taking notes, his fingers were slender and strong. Because his head was lowered, the line of his neck became more obvious. This man is really good-looking without any dead ends.I compared it in my mind. If he was a girl, he would definitely choose He Zhengyu like this. He has impeccable looks and brains, and his family is very rich. How many years of struggle will be spared.

Sighing inwardly, why isn't he a girl, why isn't He Zhengyu a girl.

Um?Why is He Zhengyu a girl?

Jiang Xiu fell into deep thought.

If He Zhengyu was a girl, she must be a tall and cold sister Yu, with a hot body and beautiful looks, she would disdain boys, and of course she would not fall in love with him, although he is tough and masculine.

After class, Jiang Xiu couldn't wait to ask He Zheng to discuss this novel topic.

"If you were a girl, what kind of boy would you like?"

"It's not like you anyway."

"..." Don't think that he can't kick people because he only has one leg to use.

A certain person looks indifferent on the outside, but there is actually a tinge of joy in his heart. Is he finally going to take action?

It's a pity that Jiang Xiu didn't continue this topic, and then asked: "What do you think I would look like if I were a girl?"

Um?What kind of weird question is this? ? ?

"That, classmate He." The soft and sweet voice came from a cute girl.

"Can I hand in my physics homework?"

Zhang Yage was the representative of the physics class. Before He Zhengyu came, her physics score had always been the first in the class, so she was naturally pulled out by the old bald to be the class representative.

At the beginning, she was a little concerned about this position. She is not good at communicating with people, so she doesn't like to take any position in the class, but now she feels that this is the greatest luck this year, because this is the only reason she is close to the person she likes.

"Oh." He Zhengyu didn't even look at her, and handed her the homework on the table.

Not getting any attention, the girl was a little frustrated, said a word of thanks in a low voice, and turned to leave.

"and many more."

The first time she was called, she turned around in surprise.

He Zhengyu pointed to the person next to him, and asked, "Aren't you going to accept his homework?"

Are you poisonous!

Jiang Xiu opened his eyes wide and looked at him in disbelief.The physics class representative can ignore him, don't be too happy!

He occasionally writes other homework, but occasionally does not write old bald homework. Coincidentally, today is the occasional one.I thought Zhang Yage didn't remember to accept his homework, so that he wouldn't have to make it up, anyway, the old bald wouldn't count it on purpose.

However, He Zhengyu is just a bastard if he can't hold back his pig teammates!Asshole! !

Stiffly, he smiled at the stunned girl: "I'm sorry, my homework...uh... that..."

"Ah, it's okay, don't worry, I won't say anything." After speaking, he casually glanced at He Zhengyu, Jiang Xiu is his good friend, if he defends him, he should have a good impression of her Bar.

Wow, good man!

Jiang Xiu repeatedly said thank you, watched her leave with a blushing face, glanced at the people next to her, and sighed: "There are still so many good people."

He Zhengyu: ...

He just asked for him, who knows that someone didn't even do their physics homework today.

"You should be like her."

"what?"

"If you're a girl."

The two of them are really similar, with fair skin, thin body, the same thin-skinned face, easy to blush, but Jiang Xiu is more energetic and energetic than her, and I feel happy when I look at him.

Jiang Xiu thought about Zhang Yage's appearance, and said with disgust, "I don't want it."

"why?"

"Her boobs are too small."

……

Shu Chang fart!