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Ding Hao almost drowned while taking a bath - if he hadn't woken up in time.

you bastard!

Ding Hao, who was choked speechless, cursed in his heart.

He wasn't sure if his coughing in the bathroom was a big deal to the outside, but it must have been, because Du Zhong's voice came from afar——

"What happened?"

When people asked kindly, Ding Jin would not be ignorant of good and bad, so he patiently replied "It's okay".

Soon, Du Zhong's tone of gratitude sounded: "Are you back?"

Ding Hao understood this sentence.Didn't he "come back"?However, this kind of question makes people unable to answer seriously, so they simply change the topic, "What's the date today?" No way, there is no clock in the bathroom.

"Don't worry, it's still the 27th."

"what time is it?"

"22:[-] p.m. By the way," Du Zhong said sincerely, "do you have to talk to me naked?"

Ding Yan asked sternly through logical reasoning: "How do you know I'm naked? Did you peek at me taking a shower?"

Du Zhong paused before explaining: "Normal people don't wear clothes when they take a bath."

"I have a split personality, am I a normal person?"

"I don't know, can I come in and see with my own eyes whether you wear clothes in the shower?"

"...It's a beautiful idea."

Ding Hao hurriedly climbed out of the bathtub and put on his bathrobe, lest anyone who wanted to bring her boyfriend over for the night would try to break in.

In just a few hours, Ding Hao walked out of the bathroom for the second time after taking a shower for the second time.He thought to himself: split personality is really curable, otherwise it would be a waste of water.

Du Zhong, whose voice was still far away just now, was standing at the door of the bathroom, and there was only a ribbon between him and Miss Yingbin. "You came out?" Seeing Ding Xi, he greeted him with a smile.

It has been a while since he knew the existence of another personality, this is the first time Ding Ting has the opportunity to get to know him.

"Have you seen 'him'?" he asked those who had seen 'him' in person.

This question immediately triggered Du Zhong's heartfelt emotion: "You are the most meaningless patient with split personality I have ever seen."

"What do you mean meaningless?" Ding Can't help frowning and asked.

Du Zhong explained: "Your personalities overlap."

Ding Xi thought about his character design, and asked for confirmation: "Crazy, evil, ruthless?"

"Do you have too much sense of humor or too little self-awareness?"

"... I think it's because your social skills are too poor." Do you talk to people like that!

Du Zhong nodded sincerely in agreement: "My social skills are too poor, so please make friends with me."

...Are all of you psychiatrists so thick-skinned?

"You first clarify the character set of 'our'."

Du Zhong's expression finally turned serious, "You have a lot in common, that is, that kind of cold, superior arrogance, but you are fake and he is real. So you are cuter." In short, I think Du Zhong has Ding Yan, who was answering seriously, was really fooled.

"What did he tell you?" Ding Yan continued to ask patiently, secretly deciding that if the other party didn't answer properly, he would stuff ice cubes into the other party's quilt in the middle of the night.

This time, Du Zhong looked quite serious, "You really don't remember 'him'? I think he may have your memory, he knows who I am, and challenged me saying that I can't drive him away. His eyes still It's quite scary, and when you compare it, even if you stare at me, it looks like the kind of sweetness that you want to fall in love with me." Ding Yan actually thought that Eucommia was serious again, and he despaired of his own judgment.

"Can you talk well?" He glared at the other party, and didn't want to fall in love with the other party at all.

Du Zhong innocently blinked, and brought up the old story again: "My social skills are just that bad."

——But your ability to tease people is too strong!Do you think I don't know you're teasing me?Sure enough, people who want to bring their boyfriend back to spend the night are not ordinary!

Ding Hao didn't continue to ask questions, he walked to the refrigerator, ready to freeze some ice cubes.Before approaching the refrigerator, however, he stopped abruptly.

The small whiteboard on the refrigerator door originally had Ding Xi's unrestrained and unruly cursive "Go to hell", but now, those four words are gone, and what appears instead is the crooked "Don't go".

Du Zhong turned his head to look at the refrigerator, and explained, "This is a message he sent back to you." Speaking of this, he remembered, "When he wrote you a message, he really meant something crazy and evil."

Ding Yan had strong doubts: "Just write like a schoolboy like him?"

"This incident taught us that beautiful handwriting is useless."

Ding Xi thought that Du Zhong must be targeting him, because his calligraphy is very beautiful.

"By the way, I made coffee, would you like a cup?" Du Zhong suddenly changed the topic, picked up the empty coffee cup from the table while talking, and walked to the coffee machine.

Ding Hao noticed that the coffee beans in the glass jar beside him were running low, and they must have died in the coffee machine by now, which made him shake his head calmly: "I don't want to drink it yet."

Du Zhong glanced at Ding Yan with slight doubts. The latter thought that his expression should be seamless. He walked to the sofa calmly and sat down at an angle where he could clearly observe the other party's face.His perfect acting finally made Du Zhong relax his vigilance.Du Zhong poured himself a cup of coffee, lowered his head and drank it defenselessly.

When Ding Xing was a child, he also felt the same way after lighting the firecrackers, he was both nervous and looking forward to it.When encountering a firecracker that doesn't go off, he will be devastated, almost as dangerous as two pieces of chocolate falling on the ground and being inedible.

And right now, these two pieces of chocolate fell to the ground——

Du Zhong actually drank Ding Jing's special coffee as if nothing had happened!

Ding Hao stared at the other party.He confused Eucommia.

"You didn't realize I'm handsome, did you?" Du Zhong asked speculatively, smiling as if he thought he was the most handsome guy in the world.

Ding Yan replied angrily: "Your self-awareness is not much better either."

Facing this rhetoric, Du Zhong didn't take it seriously at all. He took another sip of coffee, and then walked towards the bathroom: "In case you have to take a bath later, I'll go to the toilet first."

Ding Xi didn't bother to care about Du Zhongshen's health. To him, what he wanted was that Du Zhongshen walked away.Full of doubts, he quickly found a cup and poured some of his special coffee from the coffee machine.

Can the coffee beans he roasted with his heart really taste the difference?

Ding Hao tentatively took a sip.In the next second, he ran to the sink and sprayed all the coffee out.

Then, he heard Eucommia's laughter.

Du Zhong came out of the bathroom with a smile, and he could see that he was just hiding behind the door before, waiting for Ding Hao to drink coffee.

"You said you were naive or not!" Ding Yan said angrily.

Du Zhong nodded in agreement without hesitation: "Yes, I'm quite naive."

Faced with such a straightforward acknowledgment, Ding Hao was really speechless.

"But you wouldn't be so intentional, would you specially prepare these coffee beans for me?" Du Zhong asked curiously instead.

Ding Yan glanced at the other party: "It's not for you."

Du Zhong quickly realized, "You prepared it for 'him. Isn’t it too detrimental to others?”

Ding Hao thought you had the nerve to say so. "Just now, in order to trick me into drinking coffee, you really took two sips by yourself. Isn't this kind of behavior harming others and benefiting yourself?"

Du Zhong immediately gave a strong defense: "I'm naive, it's normal."

"I'm mentally ill, and it's normal."

"Since you are mentally ill, can you show me the little apple dance?" Du Zhong asked expectantly.

Ding Yan shook his head, he calmly asked: "You are an expert in this field, answer me, is it a crime to beat someone with a mental illness?"

"Although I won't go to jail, I will be locked up in a small black room in a mental hospital, and let the doctors do whatever they want."

Ding Yan had to suspect that he was being harassed by his surname-but what if he wanted to be wrong?Really embarrassed to expose his unhealthy thoughts, he hesitated and was not sure how to establish his next speech position.

At this time, Du Zhong changed the subject as if nothing had happened: "Speaking of which, I think your prank against 'him' is likely to fail. As I said before, I am worried that he has your memory."

Ding Hao thought differently, "I recognized you as a psychiatrist probably because this happened for the fifth time. He probably doesn't remember my experience." After the complaint, I once locked myself in the room and hid the key. When I regained consciousness again, I found that I had left the room. When I got home, there were obvious signs that the room had been searched. Didn't see me hiding the key."

It wasn't until after he finished speaking that Ding Hao realized how cunning the guy in front of him was.Originally, he had no intention of discussing the illness with the psychiatrist, but as a result, this guy who talked himself familiar did not say a word seriously for a long time, and he inexplicably had the illusion that he was quite familiar with the other party, so that at this moment a strange person Be careful and leak information of several dollars.

Regarding Ding Xi's gaffe, Du Zhong seemed indifferent, he just casually pointed out with a smile: "It seems that you are not good at hiding things."

The questioned person raised his eyebrows annoyed: "The room is so small, how can you hide things?"

Du Zhong sighed and said with a sigh: "As expected of a child from a rich family, this 120-square-meter apartment is not too small."

Ding Yan suddenly turned cold.There used to be an annoying guy who also liked to mock him with contemptuous words like "a kid from a rich family". He really wanted to ask Zhihu, is it a crime to have money at home?

Noticing the strange expression on Ding Xing's face, Du Zhong looked at Ding Xing carefully. "Are you you, or him?" He asked tentatively.

Ding Yan rolled his eyes angrily, expressing that he didn't want to deal with such idiotic questions.

As a result, Du Zhong got a clear answer, and he pretended to breathe a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, you are still the cute one."

"You want to continue living here, so don't let me hear the word 'cute' in this apartment in the future." As the owner of the room, Ding Jing made a serious statement.

Du Zhong corrected his words obediently: "Then, from now on, he will be the evil, charming and cold man, and you will be the lovable you."

Ding Yan reminded: "I have reached the point where I would rather be locked up in a mental hospital than beat you up."

Du Zhong innocently shrugged and defended himself: "But, we have to distinguish you from 'him', especially me, I am the one who must live with you two, you should also think about me."

Ding Hao couldn't help but replied, "Who asked you to live here?" He didn't realize his slip of the tongue until after he finished speaking - obviously his parents asked the psychiatrist.

He waited for someone with enough firepower to fight back to get his words back.However, in the end, Du Zhong just smiled as if nothing had happened——

"I said, I will stay here with a thick skin."

Ding Hao replied after a long silence: "You can call me Ding A and Ding B."

"...In the future, if you adopt a child, don't name him yourself."

Ding Hao didn't want to get entangled in such inexplicable things, but he couldn't hold back: "Why should I adopt a child? Can't I give birth by myself?"

Du Zhong looked at him with wide eyes in surprise: "I didn't expect you to have this function."

For a long time.

Ding Hao sincerely asked for advice: "How did you grow up so big and not be beaten to death?"

Probably when Du Zhong thought Ding Ming was joking, he laughed and cheered, and then, with great interest, he sent a sum of money: "I hid something in the room later, and you are responsible for finding it out!"