Anecdotes from Mountains and Seas

Chapter 21: Orange Flavored Mirinda

"Hey, hey, take it easy!"

"Then take it with you, it matches you well."

"Where does it match? People wear gold and silver, and a big gold chain around their necks, so you let your boss wear this? What are these? Handcuffs! They were called shackles in ancient times, okay?"

"Matches your level, strong stainless steel."

Then there was another loud metallic sound, with sparks flying all over.Yu Yuzhou has never seen such a strong wind and waves. At this moment, he thought in his heart that the best posture is to hide as far back as possible except for extending his hands as far as possible.Although rough old men like Lao Jin had to do metal cutting, Yu Yuzhou was still worried. After all, his wrist was underneath, so he didn't worry about how many layers to put on.

Fortunately, Li Qing was considerate, afraid that the flying sparks would splash him, so he thoughtfully took a coat to block in front of Yu Yuzhou.

"Okay, it's on!" Lao Jin put the chainsaw in his hand aside and finished his work. This double-degree Ph.D., Kochi, why is this like this.

Yu Yuzhou quickly retracted his wrist, which was wrapped in a thick towel, and touched it distressedly.In fact, when he escaped, he could have searched the body of Police Officer Zhao to find the key. He himself thought that would be unhandsome, and it would destroy his character image of Jedi counterattack, so he just tore off the connecting part in the middle of the handcuffs by himself. ran out.

That part is the thinnest and most fragile part of the handcuffs, and Yu Yuzhou is still half a fairy, so it is easy to tear it off; but when he came back, he found that the part on the hand was really difficult to handle.The thing was tightly attached to his wrist, and there was no room for him to use force at all, so he had to beg Lao Jin to cut it open with a chainsaw.

Yu Yuzhou touched his wrist, and subconsciously touched the lower part of his neck.The reason why the ancients called the collarbone the clavicle is that there is a saying that the clavicle is the most fragile bone in the human body. In ancient times, if a prisoner was caught, a hole would be opened in the collarbone and an iron chain would be tied to it. If the prisoner wanted to break free, he would have to To break this bone.

Yu Yuzhou can't remember who he heard this statement from, but it really has a nose and an eye.

It's just that old man Su made such a fuss, the original hotel can no longer be accommodated, and even other hotels can't even be accommodated.Since the old man is with the police, it must be very easy to check the ID card registration information of each hotel.The three of them took Su Yan to find a homestay, and just checked their ID cards. No registration was required, so it was safer for the time being at least.

Yu Yuzhou shared with Li Qing and Lao Jin what he deduced during his arrest. Lao Jin didn't like to study people's minds very much, so he simply checked Weibo, even if he wanted to pay attention to Didi's recent troubles. Unwilling to take his word for it.

Li Qing was quite concerned, "Then why don't we send Su Yan back? How their own family solves it has nothing to do with us."

Yu Yuzhou pondered for a while, "Ah...Maybe I don't trust him very much."

In fact, it's something to worry about. Yu Yuzhou first felt that this matter should be dealt with to the end.He was just fulfilling his duties to help find the sun candles, so why did such a bunch of things come out out of nowhere to interfere?What's more, it's either the civet cat or the squid, which hit him in the vitals again and again.You must know that not to mention the raccoon cat, but even the squid, who had a deep friendship with him back then, can be regarded as wearing a pair of trousers, although this does not sound like a good thing.

But Yu Yuzhou really didn't believe that Winyu would betray him so easily.There must be something wrong with the solar candle.

Besides, he really wanted to see what this sun candle was. Hundreds of other beasts were recorded in the "Shan Hai Jing". The style is that everything is detailed, even a branch has become a spirit, and it must be explained clearly, but if it doesn't talk about the sun's candlelight and the shadow of the sun, there must be something wrong with it.

This "Shan Hai Jing" is like a work guide to Yu Yuzhou, everything depends on it, and one day after I retire with honor, I will buy a new copy and pass it on to future generations.The choice of this version is also very important, at least it should not be a refined version, as many things will be missed.

Not to mention, saving that Su Yan is still the top priority at this time.

In fact, there is no question of whether it can be saved or not. Bai Wuchang said that even if he is left alone, he will be fine after resting for 80 years.

Yu Yuzhou reached out and scratched Su Yan's eyelids, and came to the conclusion, "Well... it's caused by poisoning."

"Mr. Yu, since when did you still have this ability? It's amazing, Doctor Yu." Lao Jin didn't mean to mock, but he was laughing at his boss intentionally or unintentionally.The main reason is that Yu Yuzhou's technique was too unprofessional, his eyelids were almost torn into single eyelids, Lao Jin also told the truth.

"Currently, Mr. Su's heartbeat is about 32 beats per minute, accompanied by indirect arrhythmia, which is far lower than the normal heartbeat rate; his body temperature has risen and there is subcutaneous flushing visible to the naked eye, and the pupils of both eyes are hardly sensitive to light. All these phenomena can prove that it is poisoned." Li Qing said.

Yu Yuzhou couldn't help admiring him. Before, he only knew that this guy would treat cats and dogs, but he didn't expect him to be so professional when it comes to people's faults. It seems that his salary of more than 4000 points a month is indeed a little low.

"Secretary Li is really great, so professional."

"No, I just checked it on the Internet. The basic reason for judging that President Su was poisoned is because I know that the tea of ​​anchovy is poisonous."

Yu Yuzhou was speechless for a moment, you knew that it was poisonous, but you didn't drink it and didn't talk, you really have ulterior motives!

"But I also..." I also drank the tea, and drank it all in one gulp.

"Probably because the poison is ineffective against humans." Li Qing said.

This means that at first, Li Qing thought that Su Yan was just an ordinary human being, so he didn't give him any hints.

No, no, no, judging by the degree to which Yu Yuzhou has refreshed Li Qing's three views in the past few days, it is impossible for him not to guess or even doubt Su Yan's identity. Is my guess right?

"Send poisoning to the hospital. I think Nanjing's medical technology is good. Why don't you care about it? Someone from the Su family will take care of it. If it doesn't work, take it back to downtown S. If it doesn't work, go to Beijing." Lao Jin said.

This time, Yu Yuzhou finally slapped Lao Jin with his hands back and forth empty-handed, "I told you it's not a poison that humans can be poisoned by."

"Then send it to the pet hospital."

Then there was another blow on Lao Jin's head.

Regarding how to save Su Yan, Yu Yuzhou knew that there were only two ways.One is to find the mythical beast Henggong Mountain, which is also a fish-shaped prehistoric beast like the squid. It is said that it lives in the frozen stone lake all the year round, and eating it can cure hundreds of poisons.It’s not impossible to catch one. Yu Yuzhou caught one more than 100 years ago. At that time, he was hungry because he was walking in the mountains and fields.I'm afraid it will take a lot of time to find it temporarily.

The second is to push the palace and pass the blood.The name sounds a bit funny, like it is said in third-rate martial arts TV dramas.But in fact, it's not that mysterious, just like living water has self-purification ability, sharing it with another person's blood can quickly metabolize toxins.It’s just that the physical condition of the person who needs to share it with him must be similar to him in all aspects, otherwise it’s like plugging a mobile phone into the transformer of a refrigerator, and the high voltage will almost blow it up.

Although it is more debilitating, the second method is more feasible at present.

Then who will come?First rule out old gold.Lao Jin is just a temporary worker of the Executive Department, an ordinary person, but Su Yan is not ordinary at first glance, he doesn't want to watch Lao Jin explode into a pool of blood.The main reason is that when the police asked him, he couldn't explain it, and it would definitely become the most ridiculous and generous policy in thousands of years.

"I'll come." Li Qing said.

In fact, Li Qing knew who this Su Yan was in his heart, and his little cultivation base was ridiculously low in front of him.But he still has to volunteer to be ahead of Yu Yuzhou, he has always been like this, if he directly watched Yu Yuzhou go into battle this time, he might not be able to explain clearly when Yu Yuzhou asked him.

Yu Yuzhou thought, after all, it is Qinglong, so there should be no problem, right?So I agreed.

Li Qing knew what he couldn't do, but he still bit the bullet and did it.

It's just that the primordial spirit was bounced away heavily as soon as they touched each other.In fact, it's not that exaggerated, it's just that Li Qing knows that it won't work anyway, so it's better to let go as soon as possible, so as not to hurt himself.This was the first time he didn't do his best in front of Yu Yuzhou, he was a little uncomfortable like a child lying, for fear that Yu Yuzhou would find out some flaws.

But fortunately, Yu Yuzhou only cared about whether Su Yan woke up or not.Seeing Li Qing overturned the car, Yu Yuzhou simply got on by himself.Li Qing lost his mind for a while and didn't stop him. You must know that this is as dangerous as touching a switch!As the Qinglong who guarded him for life, Li Qing automatically blocked him.

Yu Yuzhou connected his primordial spirit to him, and Li Qing finally came to his senses. He looked at Yu Yuzhou with a horrified face, probably already thinking about whether he should wear that white suit or black when Yu Yuzhou was buried. better.

After all, weddings and funerals are great opportunities to socialize.

Miraculously, Yu Yuzhou did not explode like a box of sardines stuffed into a microwave oven, but instead formed an orange light screen at the junction of the two souls.

The formation of a light screen means that the souls of the two people are connected, and different colors of the light screen represent different connotations.For example, the blue light screen means that the two people are separated by mountains and rivers and are not in the same world, the green light screen means that the two people are connected by the same blood, and the pink light screen means that the two are married.

Li Qing had never seen this orange light screen.

Maybe... well, maybe it's orange-flavored Mirinda.

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