atypical business

"Adversarial."

"Yes three."

"Double preserved eggs."

"No." Shen Xianian closed his eyes with a serious expression, "Yes."

At two o'clock in the morning, this epic battle is still going on.

The background sound is that Zhong Ziqian and Chen Zui are singing duets of love songs and golden songs. This room is also equipped with karaoke and moving head lights. After being turned into a dance hall mode, the moving head lights shine with passion and indulgence. The whole scene is like a KTV box Crowd gambling scene.

"Pair seven," Yuan Wangye flicked the playing cards from his fingers smartly, "I'm out of cards."

"Double K, I'm out of cards."

"..." Shen Xianian tightly held the last card in his hand, and howled in pain, "Ah, why is it me again?!"

"You're out of luck," Yuan Wangye grinned until the corners of his mouth reached his ears, and made a "please" gesture, "Take it off, brother Nian, it's okay, it's not just a pair of pants left."

Yuan Wangye only took off two bracelets, a ring and a coat, Jiang Beicheng took off a pair of earrings, a necklace, a bracelet and a coat, and Shen Xianian...too many to count. A pair of ripped jeans and the shorts inside were sweating from anxiety. He even took off the rubber bands, but he still couldn't resist his landslide-like fiasco. , I feel pity:

"Why do I feel that the two of you teamed up to cheat me?"

"I really don't have that," Jiang Beicheng said with a wry smile, "Ono is very lucky in this purely luck game. Over the years, I haven't seen anyone who can beat him in terms of luck."

Shen Xianian felt suffocated for a while:

"Who, who strangled my throat?"

"It's fate," Yuan Wangye shuffled the cards in a hurry, "Come on, don't you still have a belt left?"

"..."

Shen Xianian regretted so much that his intestines were tied into Chinese knots, so he pulled out his belt with a forced smile, and quickly lifted up his jeans:

"I, go to the bathroom and come back."

"Don't go," Yuan Wangye subconsciously grabbed Shen Xianian's pants, "It's almost time to decide the winner—"

Because of Shen Xianian's thin waist and narrow hips, he had to wear a belt when wearing jeans, otherwise the trousers would be a bit loose, and they might fall off if he pulled them a little hard, but no normal person would pull other people's pants.

——Yuan Wangye knew how to do it. He pulled off Shen Xianian's jeans casually. He didn't take off all of them. Instead, they got stuck in half of his buttocks, revealing two half-covered faces still holding pipas impartially. Yuan Wangye hurriedly pulled up Shen Xianian's trousers, and was afraid that their speech would be recorded by the camera, so he could only go to Shen Xianian's ear and gritted his teeth to complain:

"Why do you wear these pants even on the show?!"

Shen Xianian grabbed his trousers in shock, and slashed at Yuan Wangye with a sharp eye knife:

"Normally who would take off their pants in front of the camera!"

"Then why did you agree to play turtle catching with me?!".

"How do I know I'm going to lose!"

"Who gave you confidence and courage?!"

"It's okay, it's not a live broadcast," Jiang Beicheng pulled the two apart, and hugged Yuan Wangye in his arms to comfort him with a smile, "Xiao Nian, go to the bathroom."

In fact, Shen Xianian just wanted to find an excuse to sneak away, I don't think I seem to be in a hurry, I'm going to lift weights, bye!

After speaking, Shen Xianian picked up the belt from the ground and put it on, tied up his hair, intentionally didn't wear any clothes, picked an angle that wasn't too conspicuous, but the camera could just capture it, and began to have sex with him.

"Next," Chen Zui jumped onto the sofa, "Bringing you the title song "Kill My Lover" from our new ABO album!"

In fact, 90% of star singers will not order their own songs in KTV, and ABO is no exception. It’s just that Hong Dingding’s rigid requirements have no choice but to sing. Moreover, current idol singers mainly sing and dance, watching a group of men It’s not interesting to stand guard on the stage, so most of the title songs have a strong sense of rhythm, short lyrics, and brainwashing melody. It’s okay on the stage, but singing and dancing in the KTV box is really embarrassing and gives goosebumps .

A group of people are awkward together, and there will always be one person who is the most awkward. For example, in "KillMyLover", Shen Xianian has a gesture of stroking his hands from his throat straight down, reaching his crotch and pushing his crotch twice, and "ah" at the same time "Ah" twice, the dance teacher also specially emphasized that it must be powerful, sexy, and charming!

In the beginning, Shen Xianian resisted with his whole body, even his hair. He was just acting as a coquettish slut, not a real glamorous slut, so Shen Xianian couldn't "ah" out.The dance teacher had no choice but to help him find the feeling:

"Imagine that you want to seduce a man," Yuan Wangye was drinking water, accidentally met the dance teacher's eyes, and beckoned him to come over, "Come on, fifth master Yuan, come and stand in front of Xia Nian."

Yuan Wangye came over obediently, and the dance teacher began to guide Shen Xianian:

"Come on, say 'ah' to Little Yuan Wuye twice."

"...Ah, ah."

Yuan Wangye was puzzled all over his face.

"You crow is screaming, cooperate with the movement! Touch it down from the top, push the hip, ah, ah! There must be a sense of charm, this movement is very sexy and tense, think about how to seduce people, come on," dance Teacher, "Xiao Yuan Wu is standing here for you to seduce, come to me when he is satisfied."

"..." Shen Xianian pushed back weakly twice, "Ahh..."

Yuan Wangye was unmoved.

"Ah! Ah!"

"..."

"Ah...ah..."

"..."

"What are you doing?"

"Drink water."

"Why don't you open your mouth to drink water?"

"You don't care why I don't open my mouth when I drink water," Yuan Wangye said viciously, "Go dance with you."

"Are you eyeing each other here?" Chen Zuigang jumped over to hug Shen Xianian after his dance practice, "Are you still stuck in your crotch? Come, let me teach you, do you have someone you like?"

"My mother and my brother."

"Then are you going to seduce your mother or your brother?"

"Uh……"

"Then do you have anything you like?"

"Does money count?" Shen Xianian asked straightforwardly.

"Then imagine yourself covered in gold," Chen said, caressing his neck most enchantingly, "starting from your neck, brush your hair first, touch your gold chain, go down, yes, this gold chain It's very long, you keep touching it, even your underpants are gold, you want to show off to others—”

"But I don't think the money will be revealed..."

"Just pretend that you want to show off, and if you want to show off your gold underpants to others, just push up twice, ah, ah. Come on, show off your gold chain and gold underpants to Xiaoye."

Shen Xianian flicked his hair, bit his lower lip lightly, pressed his hands down his throat, slid across his chest, abdomen, and came to his crotch, pressed it down, and pushed his crotch up twice.Yuan Wangye first stared at Shen Xianian intently, then suddenly seemed to be stimulated by something, raised his head and began to pour water, and Chen Zui applauded:

"Yes, yes, but you forgot to bark, let's do it again!"

So Shen Xianian did this action again, amorously and seductively, Yuan Wangye dropped the water glass:

"I, I'm going to the bathroom!"

From then on, every time Shen Xianian did this action, the steps in his mind were to touch the gold chain and the golden underpants.

Shen Xianian rushed over to sing his own part, but Yuan Wangye wrapped him in a coat.

"what happened?"

"It's nothing," Yuan Wangye turned his head away, "I think your topless body is an eyesore, doesn't it?"

"Would it? I obviously have abdominal muscles..."

When Shen Xianian looked up at the subtitles again, his part had already passed, and then Yuan Wangye rapped passionately, no, Shen Xianian didn't even have a chance to perform?Chen Zui patted him on the shoulder, and motioned him to go up to push his hips, yes, at least he had a hip push, so Shen Xianian flicked his long hair coquettishly, blinked his phoenix eyes, and cast a flirtatious wink, sexy and He pushed his hips twice without losing strength, panted slightly, and completely lost his part.

Anyway, the task is completed, the song is announced, and the big quilt can be slept on.

Because of the precedent of OOT, the program team prepared a floor bed, and the five members of the group lined up. Yuan Wangye even slept in the C position, sleeping in the middle, and Shen Xianian slept on the side.

It’s a bit of a plastic combo thing to say, we’ve known each other for a year, and we haven’t slept in the same room in the strict sense—too tired to fall asleep in the dance studio doesn’t count, it’s an opportunity to enhance our relationship, but there are still The camera was being filmed, and there must be beautiful words in front of the camera. Everyone tacitly thought that this was not interesting, so they fell asleep.

After the program team went to wake up, they opened the door and saw men lying all over the floor. They were really shocked:

Chen Zui slept in Zhong Ziqian's arms, Yuan Wangye was pillowed in Jiang Beicheng's arm, Jiang Beicheng's other arm was still around Shen Xianian, but Shen Xianian's legs were entangled with Yuan Wangye's. complicated...

Normal program group cuts and broadcasts will not greet guests, except for ABO. As long as it is a non-live program, before it is released, the finished film will be sent to Create for entertainment to ensure that it is positive for Yuan Wangye Only those that create a positive image will be launched.

But these days, as long as there is a computer with a network cable, anyone can surf the Internet. There are tens of thousands of netizens, and the reasons for cursing people are also strange.They will not show mercy just because Yuan Wangye is still a minor. In the virtual world of the Internet, people's darkness, viciousness, and cruelty all fade away. The Internet does not have moral constraints in real life, so the evil of human nature also All were released.

The part where Yuan Wangye picked Shen Xianian's pants was cut. First, the pig-headed pants are really indecent. Second, it is possible that Yuan Wangye will be scolded and bullied his teammates.The part where the title song is sung is also a group of demons dancing wildly. Yuan Wangye caused Shen Xianian to not sing the part, and Shen Xianian snatched part of Yuan Wangye's scene. Scold the company, and then scold the boss and manager @出去死死The whole family will meet at the grave to dance disco; if you don’t stay, it’s a pity that the team’s strength will lose a chance to show. Thank you, after weighing the pros and cons, I still decided to cut it with a heartache.

After this episode of "Night Missing You" was broadcast, the number of hits immediately set a new high for the show, dozens of times the number of hits in previous episodes.The content includes the players playing cards with masks on, a thousand cups of non-drunk chorus, three people playing cards in Cheng Yenian, Shen Xianian lifting an iron, and finally being slept together by the big ones—why does it still seem that this group is not doing business properly...

Fortunately, the response was overwhelming, except for some of Shen Xianian's fans, who cried out that Shen Xianian would lose his fans if he lifted the iron again; and Yuan Wangye's fans made an emoji, "Retweet this Yuan Wangye, and you will make your teammates lose with only a pair of underpants "; Jiang Beicheng's Weifans are a little unhappy, they feel that the company wants to pull Jiang Beicheng and Shen Xianian to fry CP, but it's just a feeling, after all, Weifans are often better at CP than CP fans.

Looking at this peaceful and prosperous age, Hong Dingding couldn't help crying, it's rare!However, he made countless calculations, and he missed Zhong Ziqian and Chen Zui in all his calculations, and he still failed to escape the fate of being cursed to death by @出来.

Some of Zhong Ziqian's only fans were filled with righteous indignation after watching "The Night I Missed You": What kind of a bird is Chen Zuo? !Bamboo horse is amazing?Can a bamboo horse hit our brother like this?It swollen our brother's hand!How could there be such vicious people in the world? !My brother is so lucky to be tied up with such a white lotus teammate to fry CP, and strongly urges Qian Cup not drunk to untie!