atypical business

In the past, Shen Xianian's microblogs were all for business needs, because the company would buy him a sailor when he tweeted, and the money for hiring a sailor would still be deducted from his salary. The initial avatar directly reposted something, and this zombie fan reposted it and said:

"I think this must be popular, I support it"

"I was so excited that I didn't know what to say"

"It's very special!"

"I've liked you for a long time, I'll give you a top!"

You get what you pay for, this kind of "smart" navy is naturally more expensive than ordinary ones, and much more expensive. Shen Xianian is sad for the Pacific Ocean. He is in urgent need of money, and if you still deduct him like this, I think you are embarrassing your beautiful brother Shen Xianian !Fortunately, the day of turning around came!This time, I finally don’t need to deduct wages to buy sailors!But to be on the safe side, Shen Xianian checked his salary card and collapsed on the spot: Why was the money deducted again? !ah? !Shen Xianian didn't even bother to chew on the duck's head, so he sent a WeChat message to Hong Dingding:

-Brother Ding, is this trending search bought? ? ? ?

- How can it be? How can the company care so much?

-Then why is there still less money in my salary card?

-[voice]

Why did you still send a voice message?Shen Xianian clicked to listen:

"It's like this, you have increased your followers by 60 active followers, and I bought you another 40 zombie followers, so that you can reach 300 million followers, please work harder and create some buzz, let's not talk to Xiao Yuan With Fifth Master’s 800 million followers, at least you can catch up with other people’s 500 million followers, right?”

- then thanks bro

Clicking on the hot search topic "Shen Xianian? Women's Clothing", a group of demons danced wildly, talking about everything:

@不商plmm天毒地杀: I suddenly got Shen Xianian's face, people don't like plmm, I'm here to do it, do you have any good introductions?

@沉夏光年: Our brother is beautiful and manly, 5555 brother is so handsome! ! ! ! !Wearing women's clothing to dance with men's groups is so cool! ! ! !Love brother! ! ! [heart] [heart]

@赵哥威龙: What dick thing?This is a man?Got a dick?You can fuck if you don't have a dick

@结时_: Fuck, it’s so beautiful, I love straight men’s clothing, the SB marketing account always said Shen Xia’s mother, I thought she was really a sissy, but I found out that there was an urge to make me online when I really wore women’s clothing, Occasionally engage in Liao

@你如何扎野I punch you to death: What’s the matter with the teammate of the big guy in women’s clothing getting a little over the top...Did Create play a voodoo in the video? ?

@小玄玄亲xy: What, male or female...[Halo][Halo]

@flyaway: Since you are interested, let our little pretty brother Shen Xianian know about it?Weird, foodie, handsome boy, ABO facade, can sing, dance, act like a baby, can be sweet, salty, or funny, the peerless cute little milk cat Ben Meow, a beautiful boy with phoenix eyes who looks thin in clothes and fleshy in undress [Picture] [Picture] [Picture] ][picture][picture][picture][picture][picture][picture]

@瓶雅白月光: From now on, I can see that the women's clothing boss has a face to substitute [smile]

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In short, Shen Xianian's weibo about dancing in women's clothing has [-] retweets, [-] of which are reposted by Yuan Wangye's fans, [-] are reposted by Jiang Beicheng's fans, and the rest are fan blogs plus marketing accounts and passers-by Forward.

The top three hot commenters are fans of Shen Xianian, Yuan Wangye and Jiang Beicheng. The two passing by were also very handsome, and fans of Yuan Wangye and Jiang Beicheng immediately flocked to them: "Let's find out about Yuan Wangye, a beautiful young subwoofer RapperC in 5000" "Let's find out about Jiang Beicheng, the warm male and warm voice vocal leader of Gentle Huaze" "The enthusiasm is comparable to Watson's shopping guide.The video lasted for one and a half minutes. Yuan Wangye and Jiang Beicheng appeared for 30 seconds. After the dance, they walked shoulder to shoulder, so Chengye fans beat gongs and drums to tell each other:

@晚夜幻想: The city and wild girls shed tears in the Pacific Ocean, and the city and wild danced together! ! !After the dance, we left together! ! !It's so sweet, the old lady lifted the coffin and shouted for CP fans: Marriage in the city and the wild! ! ! !

@你看我不很喜呀: They have a tacit understanding, they are a match made in heaven, the city and the wild are real, more real than pearls, if I dare to tear down the city and the wild, I will become a Sanlitun perm master and give you a free perm

@-spDeePD-: I can’t help but turn on the mic. Team Jiang’s last pose with Ono leaving is worth repeating. From a physical point of view, only when you completely trust a person will you hold him in your arms like this Li put his shoulders on his shoulders and left, and although Captain Jiang was taller than Ono, he didn't put all his strength on Ono's shoulders, so he hugged him carefully, which shows how much our elder brother loves his younger brother. Give me a product!No product is not a person!

@_ _ 过 —— —— —— —— —— Nima is so sweet that my throat is choking, I always like the gentle elder brother spoiling the domineering younger brother!

@ Let love fall: Believers are willing to be vegetarian for a day and pray for Chengye tonight doi

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However, some urban and wild fans, after taking screenshots of the video, gave Shen Xianian a mosaic. This action caused extreme discomfort among Shen Xianian's fans and rice cakes:

@years135: What about the cp of Kini [horse]? [Question] This is my brother's Weibo video, right?I coded my brother and he is still thriving over there. If you draw a stroke, one person in your family will die. A certain family is really uncomfortable every day if it doesn’t make money.

@美女质评手册: Is there something wrong with a certain skin care product cp?Knock cp so that no one can do it?Squeeze while the incinerator is still hot, and reincarnate as a healthy child in your next life. It must be very hard to suffer from trisomy 21 in this life [Love You]

@他夏了夏天: 5555 My brother has a hard life. Is it my brother’s fault for being beautiful?

@蓝蓝蓝蓝耶耶耶耶: Is it not good for a city fan to be an individual? [Poor] [Poor] It’s too humble to knock off a cp and lose teammates. 8,8102 years, I hope Chengye will no longer be humble [candle]

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Because of this mosaic smacking CP operation, it not only helped Shen Xianian abuse a wave of fans, but also attracted a wave of poverty alleviation fans by the way. Pay attention, these people dote on this poor little girl, our baby will definitely get better and better in the future, our beautiful baby will take a flowery road!Duck every year!Mommy loves you!

In Shen Xianian's [-] years of life, being an idol is the easiest job he has ever done physically. Shen Xianian can neither sing nor dance, so he has to pour "diligence can make up for one's weakness" and "Heaven pays off". Dance and vocal music, after all, can't compare with Jiang Beicheng and Zhong Ziqian, who are born with a good voice.

In this era of big entertainment, if an idol has no characteristics and no strength, he will naturally not be remembered, and time will help the fans survive the fittest. Every time Shen Xianian practices, he has to dance in the dance room until his eyes turn black and his chest is black. When you feel bored, you stop to rest.Chen Zui is the dancer in the team. Every time Shen Xianian sees Chen Zui dance, he feels dazzled for a while. Some people are destined to stand on the sacred and shining stage and receive thousands of favors and cheers. No matter how hard you try, you can only be a dispensable supporting role in this life.Everyone wants to be the sun that will shine forever, but there can only be one sun.

"Niannian, Niannian, are you okay?"

Chen Zui hurriedly helped up Shen Xianian who was kneeling on the ground. Shen Xianian's limbs were weak, and his eyes were darkening. He may not be moving bricks for too long. Recently, his physical strength has suddenly decreased a lot. It seems that he will have to go to the construction site on the next rest day. Move bricks for a few days to keep fit.

"Go and rest."

A towel fell from the sky and covered Shen Xianian's head. Shen Xianian raised his eyes, and Yuan Wangye was standing in front of him, handing him a can of iced sports drink.From this point of view, Yuan Wangye's legs are indeed long, 360-degree without dead angle, and his good looks are a kind of fierce and handsome, which will make people feel a sense of awe. Like to tease him, he squatted on the ground hugging his knees, blinking his watery phoenix eyes to show Yuan Wangye his pity:

"Can't unscrew."

"You still can't unscrew your tendons? Then stop drinking."

Yuan Wangye said so, but he still helped Shen Xianian unscrew the bottle cap, threw the drink beside Shen Xianian, and walked away. Chen Zui snickered aside, and he helped Shen Xianian tie up the sweaty long hair at the back of his head:

"You have a good relationship with Ono recently?"

"It's, okay?" Shen Xianian was a little guilty, "Because...that's because of me, I miss my brother! My brother is about the same age as Xiao Ye."

"Hey, you have a younger brother? I don't seem to have heard you mention your family?"

"It's just an ordinary family haha, it's not as good as yours."

Taking advantage of no one's attention, Shen Xianian hid in the bathroom and made a phone call. It's okay not to mention it, but he really misses his brother a little bit.

"Hey bro, are you okay? Why is your company treating you like this?! You're bullying you so much——"

"It's all right, it's just wearing women's clothing and you won't lose a piece of meat." Shen Xianian caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror, and he was smirking, "Your brother and I have become popular because of this, by the way, don't let mom know, mom How are you doing recently? Has it become more stable?"

"It's not bad. Mom doesn't have the nerve to say it, but she wants to see you."

"...Okay, I will go back when I have time. I put all the money from last month into the card. You have to eat and drink well to grow taller. Don't be reluctant to spend it. Brother is a star, and you can earn a lot of money , one of my colleagues is the same age as you, but everyone is more than 1.8 meters..." It is strange to say that Yuan Wangye, who is picky about food, can still grow so tall. What do children eat today?

"I'm 1.7 meters five now, don't worry brother, I will definitely surpass you."

"That won't work, you can't surpass me."

As soon as he opened the bathroom door, Jiang Beicheng was standing outside. Shen Xianian was very embarrassed:

"Keep Captain Jiang waiting for a long time, I'll come out right away!"

"It's late." Jiang Beicheng looked solemn.

"Hey?!"

Shen Xianian was so frightened that he quickly looked at Jiang Beicheng's crotch. Jiang Beicheng laughed loudly, and raised his hand to rub Shen Xianian's wet head:

"Oh mom, why are you still so easy to deceive?"

"……Is it funny?"

"A bit."

"Captain Jiang," Shen Xianian rolled up his sleeves, threatening coldly, "muscle warning."

"Bounce back."

Jiang Beicheng also bulged his biceps. He is 1.8 meters [-], he is the height of the team, and his frame is wide. Compared with him, Shen Xianian is a size smaller, but Jiang Beicheng's muscles are in the Shen Xianian's body looked like a devil's muscular rabbit. The picture caused serious discomfort, so I reported it.

"Okay, I'll take it."

"Xiao Nian, if you have anything to say, just tell Captain Jiang, you're welcome, you know?"

"Well, thank you Team Jiang, thank you very much."

Yuan Wangye took off his sweat-soaked T-shirt, kneaded it into a ball, wiped the sweat from his body, and walked to the bathroom, intending to wash his face, when he saw someone standing at the door of the bathroom from a distance, it was Jiang Beicheng and Shen Xianian , the two were chatting and laughing, Jiang Beicheng even touched Shen Xianian's head while talking, Yuan Wangye was inexplicably upset, but he didn't know where the feeling of anger came from, so he said viciously:

"Get up, I'm peeing."

"Hey, Xiao Ye," Jiang Beicheng held him back, "I came first."

"I'm in charge of you."

"Then let's go together," Jiang Beicheng put Yuan Wangye's shoulders with a smile, and led Yuan Wangye to the bathroom, "Come on, we haven't compared each other for a long time..."

"I don't! I don't!" Yuan Wangye clung to the doorframe tightly, and with his black eyes like a Shiba Inu, he cast a look of help at Shen Xianian, showing a strong desire to survive, "Brother Nian! Brother! Brother, save me!"

"Seek good luck, brother."

Shen Xianian solemnly clasped his fists at Yuan Wangye, watched helplessly as he struggled to no avail, and was dragged into the bathroom by Jiang Beicheng with a grinning grin, and when the door was closed, there was a heartbreaking scream...

"...Oh, now we have reached 1000 million fans in Shaking Legs! It seems that everyone likes our ABO little brother! Otherwise, let the little brothers talk about it, you have met in your life recently. Have fun with your teammates!"

Zhong Ziqian was the first to raise his hand. He himself is indeed taciturn, but when he chatted about gossip, he was unexpectedly talkative:

"Last time when Xia Nian was wearing women's clothing, the last time I saw his women's clothing and said he wanted to marry him, Xia Nian lifted up his skirt," Zhong Ziqian gestured to lift his skirt, "and then that day The most insomnia at night, I saw him still awake when I woke up at night, he said that when he closed his eyes, his mind was full of images of Xia Nian lifting his skirt."

The screen of the live broadcast room was frantically swiped:

- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

- Ono I love you! ! ! ! ! !

- You sleep together! ! ??!??!??!?!?!

- i got it for real ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

-A Thousand Cups Don't Get Drunk SZD

-Jiang Beicheng marry me! ! ! ! ! ! !

- Zhong Ziqian Zhong Ziqian Zhong Ziqian Zhong Ziqian Zhong Ziqian Zhong Ziqian Zhong Ziqian

-Little pretty Shen Xianian loves you loves you

-Thousand cups don't get drunk A thousand cups don't get drunk A thousand cups don't get drunk A thousand cups don't get drunk A thousand cups don't get drunk

- wish 99999999999999999999999999999999

- ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

-Chen is the cutest and Chen is the most powerful

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"What, is it my fault?! Then I said something related to Team Jiang Ono, last time at the door of the bathroom—"

"Don't say it!" Yuan Wangye's face changed, and he used the thumbstick in his hand to go around Jiang Beicheng and stab Shen Xianian's waist, "Don't say it, don't say it!"

Shen Xianian is not afraid of power and has the courage to expose the truth:

"Both Team Jiang and Ono have to go to the bathroom, and there is only one toilet, and then Team Jiang said, hahahaha, he said, hahahahaha, he said he wanted to go to the bathroom together hahahaha! Ono disagreed, so he was forced to go in and go to the bathroom together hahahaha Ha ha……"

"Okay, okay," Yuan Wangye showed a kind smile, "Then I will also say something related to Brother Nian. One day I slept with Brother Nian, and Brother Nian pouted his buttocks and swayed in front of me, wearing a pair of pig-headed pants. There are two big pig's heads printed on the back of the butt, and there is a line of words 'what are you looking at, you pig', I felt hurt at that time, I was just a child, why did you do this to me?"

"Wait," the host looked, "It seems that the live broadcast has been interrupted?"

The message in the live broadcast room was swiped to the screen, and the server website had a surge in the number of people, causing the network to be paralyzed. The live broadcast had to be terminated. However, on Weibo, a new trending search appeared:

Shen Xianian pig head pants

Yuan Wangye, I'm just a child

Netizens immediately picked out Shen Xianian's pants of the same style, and they all thought they were very cute. They didn't expect the coquettish brother to have such a contrast. They were so cute and fans. Even the original brand company of this pair of pants contacted Shen Xianian. Shen Xianian was worried, thinking that he was wearing fake Huo was found to be facing a lawsuit, but unexpectedly, he was asked if he had any intention of cooperation. Shen Xianian finally received the first real single-person resource - endorsement for underpants.