The second personality got the certificate behind my back [Entertainment]

The scene is a bit weird.

Zhuo Yumo and the young master named Zhong Mu were sitting on two sofas.From time to time, he raised his eyes and quietly looked around, silently comparing his apartment with this one in his heart, thinking sadly, maybe a room in his house is not as big as a toilet here.

Really more popular than dead people.

At this time, two marriage certificates were placed on the coffee table, and there were two things similar to contracts beside the marriage certificate.

Those were two "prenuptial agreements", with the names of two people signed on them, and what's worse, the agreement was stamped with the seal of the notary office.

The agreement states that the two cannot divorce within three years from the date of their marriage. If one party initiates a divorce and the divorce is successful, all personal property must be paid to the other party as compensation and post-divorce alimony.

This is very embarrassing.

"You signed it?" Zhong Mu sat upright with his back straight, picked up the two agreements and shook them in front of Zhuo Yumo's eyes, and asked coldly.

"I don't know, I forgot."

"How could you forget?" The young master's voice suddenly rose an octave, but he immediately began to adjust his breathing, and silently said "Don't get angry".

"Don't you remember?" Zhuo Yumo glared at the other party, "I was drunk yesterday, are you drunk too?"

Zhong Mu was silenced by Zhuo Yumo, he could only bite his cheek and sulk.

He always hated contacting and interacting with people. He usually buys things by purchasing agents and express delivery. There is a special express delivery point outside the villa; entertainment is basically playing games and making models. He is proficient in almost all sports that can be played by himself; Even work matters are resolved by email, video and conference calls.As a result, when I woke up today, not only was there another person on the bed, but they were actually married?

There are tricks.

Zhong Mu thought about it, and was suddenly startled.

"You, sit still and don't move, don't leave, don't touch anything in the house. I'll be right back." Pointing at Zhuo Yumo, he ordered arrogantly with his chin raised.

"Why, you don't want me to leave now?" Zhuo Yumo deliberately asked, "I signed the agreement, afraid that I will ask you for money?"

"No!" Knowing that Zhuo Yumo said this on purpose to provoke him, Zhong Mu couldn't help but get mad, "Until the matter is cleared up, you are not allowed to go anywhere!"

"The police comrades came at that moment, what should I say? The newlyweds were arguing?"

"..."

I actually forgot about this.

Right at this point, Zhuo Yumo heard a series of extremely piercing "beeps" coming from somewhere in the house, and then, the projector on the ceiling automatically turned on, casting a picture of the gate of the villa on the white wall opposite. outside the screen.There is a police car parked in the picture, and a policeman got out of the car and is talking to the camera.

"Mr. Zhong, did you call the police? If it's convenient, open the door."

This series of operations left Zhuo Yumo stunned. He didn't even notice that the series of "beeps" were getting closer - until a very silly and funny... robot appeared in front of him.

This robot has a big head, basically an LED display, a square body, two retractable mechanical arms on both sides, and the bottom is the track wheel that drives it to move.

"Good morning, dear master! The police uncle is here as a guest, should we open the door!"

When the robot arrived in front of Zhong Mu, the beeping finally stopped, and a kaomoji expression "^_^" was displayed on the monitor.Zhuo Yumo discovered that this robot was actually Zheng Taiyin, and he couldn't help but have a new understanding of Zhong Mu in his heart—does this person have any ulterior hobbies?

"Open the door and let them in." Zhong Mu waved his hand lazily, then pointed to Zhong Mu at the side and said to the robot, "Look at him, don't let him run away."

"Hey? Master, you have adopted me for 2033 days, 15 hours, 25 minutes and 7 seconds. This big brother is the first person to enter the house during this period, except for the little angel Mo Li. He is Is your friend? Do you need Xiaobao to scan his body and file his information?"

"He's not my friend!" The robot Xiaobao's words made Zhong Mu roar back with hatred.

"It's not a friend... Ah, I understand!" A heart-shaped symbol quickly appeared on Xiaobao's screen, "Little Angel Mo Li said that the only person who can enter the master's house is the master's lover! The big brother is you It’s great!” Xiao Bao said, and suddenly started to run around the room, playing "Wedding March", and the screen changed from An Xin to a picture of petals falling, even before Zhong Mu made any reaction , took the initiative to connect with Mo Li who developed himself, "Little Angel Mo Li, Xiaobao has great news to report to you! Master, he brought his lover home!"

Seeing this, Zhong Mu thought it was okay, and he didn't even care about Zhuo Yumo, who had been stunned by his side for a long time. He started chasing Xiaobao all over the room, and kept cursing while chasing: "Shut up!" , you sand sculpture robot! Don't call Mo Li!"

Xiaobao's track wheels were spinning fast, and he slipped around upstairs and downstairs. Not only did he play "Wedding March" by himself, but he also remotely turned on all the audio equipment connected by Bluetooth to play it on a loop. Immediately, "Wedding March" resounded throughout the building villa.Not only that, most of the electrical equipment in this house have been connected to it. Normally, Zhong Mu can turn on the lights and TV without using his hands at all. At this time, Xiaobao turned on all the lights in the house , and they were all adjusted to the lantern mode, a good villa, it was suddenly played by it into a discotheque for the elderly.

"Happy newlywed master! Blessed as the East China Sea, we will be united forever! Longevity is boundless, and a precious son will be born early!" Xiaobao waved his robotic arm in a "spreading flower" motion, and flew all the way to the door, counting the time and opening the door.

"Hello, Uncle Police!" It stretched out its robotic arm and gave the two policemen standing at the door a warm hug on their thighs.

Although the two police officers are experienced in many battles, where have they seen this kind of battle? As soon as the door is opened, a robot with a big head rushes over. Then look at the "Wedding March" in the room and the old disco. He froze at the door, unable to remember what he was doing here for a long time.

"Little Treasure! Don't you want to charge tonight!"

Seeing the indescribable expressions of the two policemen outside the door, Zhong Mu, who was in chaos, had no choice but to use his trump card.

As soon as he finished speaking, the "Wedding March" stopped immediately, and the flickering lights were turned off. Xiaobao retracted the mechanical arm holding the policeman's thigh, turned to face Zhong Mu, and a huge "beautiful" flashed on the display screen. "Two words.

"Go into the house!" Zhong Mucai didn't care about Xiaobao's obedience or not at this time, and shouted at it like scolding a small animal.

The police comrades at the door watched the little robot with its big head drooping, and "poorly" entered the house, stunned for a while, and finally remembered the purpose of this trip.

"Hey, you called the police, Mr. Zhong? What happened?"

Zhuo Yumo, who was still in the room at this time, was curious about how Zhong Mu would respond, so he pretended to be careless and approached the door.He walked a few steps, and found that Xiao Bao, with his big head drooping, was following him step by step, as if he also wanted to join in to watch the fun.

Is this robot smart?

Zhuo Yumo sighed in his heart, but felt that Xiaobao was quite cute, so he pretended not to notice that it was using him as a cover, and walked behind Zhong Mu calmly.

Then he heard Zhong Mu, who was silent for a while, say to the police: "I'm married." Before he could react, he was pulled by Zhong Mu who suddenly turned around, "I just want to tell you, It's my lover, although our identities are quite different, but you must not think that he broke into a private house and took him away. That's it."

After listening to Zhong Mu's words, the policeman only had question marks in his head, and the two looked at each other in bewilderment, and asked in unison, "That's it?"

"That's it. Thank you for your hard work." Zhong Mu finished quickly, without waiting for the police to leave, and closed the door with a bang.

He looked hopelessly at Zhuo Yumo beside him, and as expected, he was looking at himself with a look of foolish eyes.

"Hmph, don't try to take even a penny out of me and put it into your pocket!" With a cold snort, Zhong Mu once again told Xiaobao to keep a close eye on Zhuo Yumo, and was about to leave when Xiaobao suddenly said, "Master!" ! Computer No. [-] has a content update!"

Zhong Mu was slightly taken aback when he heard this, and shouted with all his strength: "You sand sculpture robot! Why didn't you say it earlier!" Then he ran away in a hurry.

The author has something to say:

Zhong Mu: Crooked, is it a demon spirit?

Uncle Policeman: Yes, what's the matter?

Zhong Mu: It’s okay, just to tell you, young master, I’m married~

Uncle Policeman: ... [Blank black with expressionless face]