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When Liu Wenhu came to Lu Xingmai's place, the old Lu was holding a small card, and he didn't know what he was doing.

"Are you here?" Lu Xingmai stuffed the things he was making, his hands were so fast that Liu Wenhu didn't see clearly.

Liu Wenhu responded in a low voice, then found a sofa and sat down.

Lu Xingmai poured Liu Wenhu a glass of water: "Can you sit down and listen to me now?"

Liu Wenhu nodded, met Lu Xingmai's eyes, and involuntarily stared at the scar at the corner of his left eye for a while.

Lu Xingmai's bangs are very long, almost completely covering the scar, well hidden, probably because he himself is quite mindful, but for some reason, Liu Wenhu is always attracted by this scar, a little bewildered.

Lu Xingmai stared at him a little unhappy, and he started to hold his gun and stick his stick when he spoke: "What's the matter, this hand and mouth are not proper, now you can even get a tutor for your eyes?"

Liu Wenhu turned his eyes and turned them horizontally: "If you want to talk, speak humanly, and don't talk too much." After speaking, he pinched himself in his heart.

Lu Xingmai said bitterly: "You should be left to fend for yourself!"

Liu Wenhu didn't know what to do, so he shut up and stayed silent beside him.

"Last time I told you that I am a cultivator."

Liu Wenhu nodded.

"...In a few days, it will be the catastrophe of my five hundredth year."

Liu Wenhu was a little dizzy.

"...Cultivators pay attention to karma and reincarnation. On the day of Lantern Festival, the poison was originally aimed at me, but you ate it on impulse, so I must help you end this matter, otherwise, my calamity will not pass." When Lu Xingmai said this, he sighed heavily: "Don't mess with me, although I owe you a karma, if it's a big deal, the two of us will die, and I will spank your ass before I am hacked to death."

Liu Wenhu was silent for a while, and asked: "What do you say about you? Five hundred years old?"

"I am a fourth-year student in Zhengde. According to our traditional calculation, next month will be my [-]st birthday."

Liu Wenhu glanced at him with strange eyes: "How do you prove that you lived five hundred years?"

Lu Xingmai pondered for a while, and said: "Wenchang entered his parents, and he has a seal to protect him. Most of your father studied academics, and his research was related to wood all his life. Your mother is quick-spoken and soft-hearted. She can't take time off, and her sons and daughters are serious." Taking a look at Liu Wenhu, he was lucky enough to count that he hasn't used it for many years, but it doesn't matter, it's quite smooth to try it out like this, and I feel a little proud in my heart.

Unexpectedly, Liu Wenhu stared round his eyes and replied: "What does this have to do with you living for 500 years, and what does it have to do with your cultivation of truth and Taoism? At most, you can count it as a fortune teller." He also murmured softly: "You are fooling me. "

Lu Xingmai was so angry that his teeth itched: "You also compare me to the fortune teller on the road?"

Liu Wenhu shrunk his neck: "If it doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense. Don't force your words, this is a civilized society!" After thinking about it, he added: "Didn't you say that you still owe me, and still murder me?"

Lu Xingmai was so angry that he stood up and walked around the room, cursing Liu Pipa and Pipa Jing several times.

Liu Wenhu thought to himself that he wouldn't lose his flesh after being scolded anyway, and he wouldn't be blown up when he heard the word pipa. Just seeing Lu Xingmai jumping around the room made him feel comfortable.

Lu Xing took his breath back, and Liu Wenhu's life was at stake, so he could only sit back on the sofa no matter how angry he was: "Bring it in your hand."

Liu Wenhu glanced at him: "What are you doing?"

Lu Xingmai was so angry that he was dying: "The pulse! Don't think about it!"

Liu Wenhu quickly stretched out his left hand: "All right, men left and women right."

Lu Xingmai gently pinched near the gate of his life, his face getting darker and darker.

Liu Wenhu asked in a low voice, "Are you really five hundred years old?"

Lu Xingmai glared at him: "Then you can calculate according to the new calendar, 499 is fine. Don't talk nonsense, can the doctor let you talk when taking blood pressure?"

Liu Wenhu actually made sense when he thought about it, he shut his mouth, and looked back and forth at Lu Xingmai's eyes, this world is really crazy, either the world is crazy, or he, Liu Wenhu, is crazy.The air was filled with the stench of wounds. Although Lu Xingmai spoke viciously, he didn't dislike him. Liu Wenhu thought that the world was so crazy, so he pretended to be crazy.

After Lu Xingmai finished his pulse, he stretched out his hand and tapped a few acupuncture points on Liu Wenhu's body. His movements were fast and accurate, and his strength was gentle.

Lu Xingmai said: "Seal your meridians first, otherwise, according to its original momentum, you will die in a few days."

Liu Wenhu made up his mind that he was completely naked and couldn't feel the pain at all, and couldn't help but feel a chill: "Then what should I do?"

Lu Xingmai thought for a while, then suddenly reached out and hugged him horizontally: "Kick your foot, kick the door."

Liu Wenhu obediently kicked the guest room door open.

Lu Xingmai put him on the bed, took off his shoes and coat, and then covered him with a thin quilt: "Take off your pants later." There was still disgust between the words.

Liu Wenhu glanced at him: "What are you doing?"

Lu Xingmai was puzzled: "Let you lie down."

Liu Wenhu said: "It's not that my limbs are broken, I can walk."

Lu Xingmai immediately showed Liu Wenhu's most familiar half-smile: "Then you try?"

...Come on, calling him a soft-legged shrimp is an insult to the shrimp.

Liu Wenhu said in grief and indignation: "Old man, what have you done to me!"

In fact, Lu Xingmai is most jealous of others saying that he is old. What happened to him living longer? Is anyone in the way? He is so active, studies hard, seeks truth from facts and keeps pace with the times every day, so why should he be discriminated against.There is also Liu Pipa, a dead bastard. Last time at Liu Jiayu's place, he called him old, and today he called him old again. Lu Xingmai suddenly lost his temper: "Stay honest!" He slammed the door and left.

This time Liu Wenhu was unlucky, he couldn't move, and no one paid attention to him, so he couldn't do it every day, and the earth didn't work, so he could only lie on the bed and count sheep.After counting to one hundred and three, Lu Xingmai opened the door and came in: "Take medicine."

Liu Wenhu glanced suspiciously: "Where did Mai Lisu come from?"

Lu Xingmai was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, so he squeezed the medicine into his mouth.

Liu Wenhu thought that he would have to take medicine to choke and choke, but he didn't expect that after the thing was put into his mouth, it seemed that a warm current spread quickly, and it melted in his mouth even more than it melted in his mouth.

"Drink water." Lu Xingmai moved over with a cup, and Liu Wenhu knew that he was doing well now, and took two sips in an An'an manner.

After being submerged in the water, his whole body turned upside down, Liu Wenhu broke out in cold sweat, and couldn't let go of Lu Xingmai's clothes.

Lu Xingmai really couldn't bear it, hugged Liu Wenhu in his arms, and turned his head aside, unable to watch it any longer.

Sure enough, within 2 minutes, Liu Wenhu was shaking more and more violently, and he lost consciousness, and he grabbed Lu Xingmai desperately by instinct.And here Lu Xingmai pressed Liu Wenhu hard, for fear that he would hurt himself with a cramp.

After this toss for at least half an hour, Liu Wenhu vomited out a piece of fat-like thing from his mouth with an "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Lu Xingmai hugged him, and let him spit on him without disgust, and slowly patted Liu Wenhu's back to make him feel better.

At this time, Liu Wenhu seemed to be fished out of the water. His whole body was soaked and his whole body was weak. He apologized and thanked Lu Xingmai in a low voice.

Lu Xingmai let him lean on the bed, cleaned up the spit out, fed him water, and checked the wound.

The wound on the arm really stopped bleeding.

Lu Xingmai said: "Take a breath first, go take a shower, and then I will give you medicine."

Liu Wenhu nodded, a tendon that had been tense in his heart was loosened, and he fell into a lethargic sleep in a blink of an eye.

When Liu Wenhu woke up and it was dark, he grabbed his mobile phone and checked it. Sure enough, it was sent by Qin Zhen, but fortunately, he didn't say it was too fierce, and he still cared about it. It seemed that there was nothing serious about the unit.

Liu Wenhu was drenched all over, so sticky that he felt nauseated, he got out of the bed after a long time, remembering what Lu Xingmai said about taking a bath, he wanted to go: "Lu Xingmai!"

Lu Xingmai came in frowning.

"Lend me two clothes to wear?"

Lu Xingmai glanced at him: "Have you grown up? Who are you calling by name?"

Liu Wenhu shrugged indifferently: "Then what do I call you, Old Lu? Old Lu?"

Lu Xingmai was heartbroken, and the two names that others called well changed their taste in his mouth: "If I didn't say it, call me whatever you like."

Liu Wenhu laughed happily: "It's more or less the same."

Lu Xingmai found some clothes for him, and he was not idle.Who is Lu Xingmai? He is 499 years old. Can Liu Wenhu take advantage of this for nothing? "That is, who are you, Liu Pipa by the Qinhuai River, can you be the same?"

Liu Wenhu didn't have any strength in his body, and he didn't forget to stretch out and kick Lu Xingmai with the last bit of strength: "The old man talks a lot of bullshit."

Lu Xingmai stood at the head of the bed with his hips crossed. He was already 1.9 meters tall. Looking at people like this, he would be stuck on the ceiling: "Let me see, this one with thick eyebrows and big eyes, this one with thin skin and tender flesh, Pipa Jing saw you Everyone has to shout good sister."

Liu Wenhu gave him a white look: "Pull me up, I'll take a shower."

Lu Xingmai was hard-spoken and soft-hearted. He and Liu Wenhu had a face-off, but when he went in to take a bath, he moved a stool and waited at the door, listening for some movement, so as not to fall.

Liu Wenhu didn't feel any pain at the moment, and he was not afraid of anything. He chatted with Lu Xingmai while taking a bath.

The sound of the bath water is rushing, and chatting basically depends on roaring.

"—Hey, the surname is Lu, you said my illness, when will I be cured—"

Lu Xingmai calculated with his fingers, with an unhappy expression on his face: "I don't know." Hell, what kind of unlucky Liu Wenhu is.

Lu Xingmai thought that the two of them met for the first time. He was ordered to investigate the scenic spot. In the past six months, the Confucius Temple has been revived after Qinhuai governance, and strange things continue to happen.The Confucius Temple Scenic Spot looks ordinary, but in fact it chokes the Qinhuai River, where the luck of the whole of Nanjing is located. If such an abnormal thing happened, the police station would immediately report it to Tesou after noticing it, which is probably the worst reason——

Liu Wenhu was still yelling in the bathroom: "—you—say—what—can't you hear—"

Lu Xingmai shouted inside: "Take your bath!"

But who is Lu Xingmai? If it weren't for the matter of his thunder robbery that firmly stuck him, he wouldn't be running around for such a tiny bit of magic energy that is so weak that it can hardly be noticed.

After Liu Wenhu wiped his head, he stretched out his left hand and raised his chin to let Lu Xingmai wrap it up for him.He had just taken a shower and was afraid of water dripping on the wound, but after washing for a while, he found that it didn't matter if the water dripped or not, it didn't hurt, itchy, or infected, it was just disgusting.

Lu Xingmai bandaged people skillfully while wandering in the sky.He wondered in his heart that Liu Pipa's matter was ultimately done by the office, and if he caused such a big trouble, should he take the opportunity to gain some socialist wool.

Liu Wenhu asked him again: "When do you think I will be well?"

Without even thinking about it, Lu Xingmai replied, "To untie the bell, one must tie it."

Liu Wenhu was not happy: "Didn't you keep saying that you are five hundred years old, why can't you handle this? Then the grandpa who played tricks can't call you ancestor when he sees you?"

Lu Xingmai was too lazy to get to know him: "You say I'm not five hundred years old, and I'm just a fortune teller on the street. How can I fix this thing?"

Liu Wenhu suffered a lot, hugged the wrapped arm, and said: "What should I do? Does this thing affect my life? I still have to work and support my family." All fucking nonsense, he fed the whole family alone If you're not hungry, you're a bitch.

Lu Xingmai didn't pierce it, he couldn't solve his Gu, and his fate was clear after all: "Go to your class, it shouldn't get in the way right now. But after you're off duty, it's better to come to my place."

Liu Wenhu froze for a moment: "Did you tell me to live here?"

Lu Xingmai nodded: "Although it is temporarily suppressed, your life is in danger at any time."

There was a moment of silence.

Liu Wenhu said: "Okay, where will I sleep tonight?"