my cutie

After learning the news that Song Yi would come over next week, Xiao He quickly prepared all the things to be prepared for his new home, and he had already brought some of his belongings there. It can be said that everything was ready. Just wait for Song Yi.

In the evening, he started the live broadcast as usual, and after playing a game himself, he received an invitation from Sui Sui.

Sui Sui is also sure that he has been live broadcasting alone for so many days. Teacher Song has never appeared. It seems that he is really busy and will not show up. So I will definitely not play with him at this time. He was eating dog food, so after watching him for so many days, he made an attack.

It's a pity that people's calculations are not as good as heaven's calculations. He just formed a team with Xiao He, and Xiao He told him that Song Yi would also come.

He closed his eyes, frowned and struggled for a while, and when he opened them again, he said to him in a brisk tone, "Okay."

Only he knew how bitter his heart was.

Song Yi here finally brought the old matter to an end, wanted to relax himself, and saw that he hadn’t played games with Xiao He for a long time, so he decided to play with him to relieve the pain caused by so many days of work fatigue.

The three of them successfully formed a team, and the barrage water friends rubbed their hands in anticipation, saying that they don't know what kind of happiness today's crash trio will bring.

Sui Sui is obviously very dissatisfied with the title of this "Triple Team of Crashers", "What is a Trio of Crashers? Keep your eyes open, I, Tai Sui, a former professional player, I don't want to talk about my techniques and operations, just Two words, swelling! Look at our Ahe, the world champion! His career is extremely brilliant, and he has never had a failure! I don’t want to say more about the technique and operation, it’s just one sentence! A walking humanoid plug-in! Okay!”

Song Yi was still listening with great enthusiasm. When he thought there was more to come, Sui Sui had stopped praising him. Song Yi asked him, "What about me? Sui Sui, why didn't you introduce me?"

——Hahahahahaha, you former professional player Tai Sui has a lot of problems!

--right!Why don't you introduce our Teacher Song!Isn't he one of your team members?

——Hurry up and arrange an extremely brilliant and respectful compliment for our Teacher Song!

Sui Sui really doesn't know how to arrange a sentence for Song Yi that is in line with his reality and can praise him. After all, Song Yi is in the team, and he is really the culprit who caused them to overturn. Overturned.

Sui Sui stammered, and couldn't think of any words of praise, "Mr. Song! Let alone Mr. Song, right! Everyone knows that Mr. Song is..."

He really couldn't make it up anymore, and really hoped that someone would answer his words, maybe Xiao He heard his inner cry for help, and then took his words.

"It's my little cutie, who's been shot and cheated."

——hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

——Holy shit, my river god can still talk coquettishly, and even rhyme like that, awesome!

——Laughing to death, can't you give Teacher Song a little face?

Sui Sui was originally relieved to see that Xiao He accepted his words, but after hearing him finish speaking, he raised his tone again. I'm afraid this is not a proposition. Is it really okay for him to say that?

Then he heard Song Yi himself laughing.

Song Yi laughed because he didn't expect Xiao He to think of such jingle-like words, which to him was like giving a candy first and then slapping him.

Song Yi laughed and settled the score with him again, "Don't talk nonsense, when did I play tricks, hey, we got on the plane, where should we jump?"

Xiao He looked at the map and marked a point, this route is very close to City G, "Get ready to jump."

Song Yi cleared his throat, and agreed with a middle-aged man's voice.

Xiao He frowned, "What are you doing?"

Song Yi told him in his original voice, "I have accepted a new play in the past two days, with the emperor, let me find out how I feel."

Then he cleared his throat and said to him in a middle-aged man's majestic voice, "Heh, Ahe, from now on, I am the emperor, and you are the general who protects the country. You must swear to protect my safety, understand! ?"

Sui Sui has never experienced this kind of live PUBG dubbing, he seemed a little excited, "Then Mr. Song, what about me? What am I?"

Song Yi reminded him again in the emperor's tone, "I am the emperor now, don't call me Teacher Song anymore."

Sui Sui cooperated with him while searching for supplies, "Yes, yes, what His Majesty said is very true, what kind of official is that minister?"

Song Yi went into a small room by himself, picked up the things inside, pondered for a while, and said in a steady and majestic voice, "I will make you the Chief of the House of Internal Affairs!"

When Sui Sui heard it, the chief executive must be a high-ranking official, and thanked him happily, "My humble minister thanked Lord Long En, long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

——Hahahahahahahahaha, I’m going to laugh like crazy, Sui Sui you are so stupid

——Sui Sui!You shouldn't have surrendered!You should call yourself a slave!

——6666666, Mr. Song is playing well, Sui Sui is someone who has never seen this kind of harem xx and xx palace drama

——Pfft ha ha ha ha ha, I even suspect that he didn't finish watching xx grid

——Sui Sui!You wake up!The head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs is the eunuch!Too. Supervisor!

After Sui Sui saw the barrage, he was half awake, "Your Majesty, I don't want to be the head of the House of Internal Affairs anymore. They say it's for the eunuch! Can you arrange another official position for me? I don't want to be the empress dowager." .supervisor!"

Song Yi comforted him, "Sui Sui, don't listen to gossip, there are people who are not eunuchs and eunuchs in this official, no matter what others say, it's better for you to calm down yourself, I like you."

Between the two of them playing together, Xiao He has already cleared a team of obstacles.

Song Yi saw the kill message that popped up in the upper right corner, and bragged about Xiao He frantically.

"The Great General Protecting the Nation is worthy of being my right arm and right arm. He cleared all obstacles for me. I want to reward you with two first aid kits, 90 rounds of 5.56 bullets!"

Xiao He smiled, "Just reward the bullets, the emperor should keep the first aid kit for himself."

Song Yi was very pleased that Xiao He actually played against him, "The general really thinks of me wholeheartedly and is loyal to me. I am very moved."

Sui Sui is still trying his best to reflect that he does not want to be the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, "Your Majesty, I am afraid that I will not be able to take on the big responsibility."

Emperor Song said it depends on your performance, if you say more, you will be demoted as a true eunuch. Prisoner.

So Suisui tried his best to please the Song Emperor all the way for his own promotion, but he never found a chance.

Finally found a wave of opportunities in the penultimate lap.

At this time, Emperor Song was hiding in the house, General Xiaohe was fighting the enemy bravely in front, and Chief Sui Sui looked behind in the back room, and Emperor Song was in the house in the middle.

He was watching the enemy's situation, but he heard footsteps just downstairs from his house.

So he shouted in panic, "Escort! Someone! Come and escort! There are people downstairs! There are assassins!"

The action of Sui Sui, the chief executive, was like a gust of wind. When he heard that Emperor Song was in trouble, he went downstairs frantically, and then saw the assassin who was about to rush into the house and plot against Emperor Song.

There was a burst of chugs in front of them, and they were quickly swept away.

"Your Majesty! The escort came late! Please atone for your majesty's sin!" Not only was there no apology in the tone, but there was a hint of anticipation.

Emperor Song breathed a sigh of relief, trying to ease his frightened emotions just now.

"Aiqing, please hurry up, Aiqing escorted you in time, and didn't even let me see the faces of these assassins who died tragically. I will reward you greatly."

The chief executive Suisui knew that this was a good opportunity for him to be promoted, "Thank you, Your Majesty."

Song Yi couldn't think of any official title for him for a while, "Just say what you want, and I will satisfy you."

At this moment, the barrage water friends are frantically giving Sui Sui advice.

—— Let the emperor also make you a general!

——Hahahahahaha, don’t do it, the God of the River just wiped out Sui Sui in a sudden

——Sui Sui!Let His Majesty seal you as a first-rank bodyguard with a sword!

——Sui Sui!Be bold!Let His Majesty make you Queen!

——Holy shit, brother, you are trying to push Sui Sui into the pit of fire!

——Hahahahahaha, Heshen 98k exploded. Head warning

——That man has ten seconds to reach the battlefield!See you next ID brother!

Seeing that he hadn't moved for a long time, Emperor Song asked him, "What's the matter? Aiqing has nothing else to ask for now?"

Sui Sui was dazzled by the barrage. He had never heard of many of those official positions, and he didn't know what they were. Before he had time to screen, Song Yi began to urge him.

"I don't dare to extravagantly ask for high officials and dignitaries, so I ask the emperor to make a decision."

Song Yi knew that his thoughts were all about finding a good official position, so he asked him, "I want to make you a dragon among people under one person and above ten thousand people, are you willing?"

Sui Sui hasn't watched many TV dramas, but he also knows that in the past, most of the characters under the emperor who are below one person and above ten thousand people are also eunuchs, so I asked him, "Reporting to the emperor, except for the eunuchs. ?"

Song Yi replied very quickly, "Naturally, you saved my life! How could I let you take the position of eunuch again!"

Sui Sui was relieved this time, and agreed happily, "I am willing!"

Song Yi smiled in the voice of a middle-aged man, and the smile was very emperor-like, "Okay! Then I will make you the prince!"

Suddenly, Sui Sui felt his eyes go dark.

Xiao He smiled instead at this time, "It's okay."

——Hahahahahahahahaha, what a person who is under one person and above ten thousand people!

——Hahahahahahahaha, from a courtier to a son, are you satisfied with this wave of Sui Sui?

——Exciting and exciting, don’t be discouraged Sui Sui!Wait patiently for four or fifty years and you will be able to inherit the throne!Then you will be the emperor too!

——Teacher Song is the real skin, it is so easy to get such a big son for nothing

——It’s booming, it’s okay, it’s okay, it’s okay, isn’t the most embarrassing thing about my river god’s sentence "it’s okay"?