my cutie
Chapter 18 5678
After Song Yi picked up this muffler, he had nowhere to use it, so he followed Xiao He outside without saying anything.
Xiao He didn't hear Song Yi speak for a few minutes, but he was a little surprised. After all, Song Yi is not such an obedient person.
The two changed places and started a new search.
Song Yi consciously didn't go into the same room with Xiao He. When he got to the toilet on the second floor, he went in and closed the door, and then whispered, "Oh, man."
Then he threw away the silencer that Xiao He gave him, and quickly fled the house.
"Ahe, do you have a grip? I want a grip." Song Yi ran to follow Xiao He again, like a follower behind him.
After Xiao He threw the things to him, he continued to go upstairs to search for things, but Song Yi still chased after him after picking them up.
"Hey hey, I still want 5.56 bullets."
Xiao He threw another 30 rounds at him, "Don't follow me."
After Song Yi picked it up, he still followed him, "Not enough, give me some more."
Xiao He turned around and pointed the gun at his head, "How much do you want? Is one shuttle enough?"
Song Yi backed away immediately, "It's nothing, it hurts my body."
——Li Shizhen's skin, if you have time to quarrel with me, why don't you practice your marksmanship
——That's right, this is not your online matchmaking circle, you rely on your voice to conquer people, here you have to rely on your strength, okay?
——? ? ? ?Sorry for the old man's words.Forgive me for disagreeing, I'm a River God fan, but I'm overwhelmed by his voice, and also, I'm a man
——I was also conquered by his voice, I am willing to take him to eat chicken, please take a chance
——Hahahahahaha, can you guys stop being so gay?
——? ? ? ? ?No, old buddies, we agreed to oppose this marriage together, why did you suddenly rebel?
--Because of love.
The barrage started arguing and tearing up again in an instant.
Now Song Yi's every word and deed has been magnified many times, what he likes becomes more and more popular, and what he hates becomes more and more annoying.
Song Yi had thought about this kind of controversy from the very beginning, so his mentality was still ok, and he was always thick-skinned than ordinary people, so it wasn't very explosive.
He didn't bother Xiao He to search for things anymore, he went out of the house and took a look at the drug ring, their place was going to be poisoned soon, he had to find a means of transportation.
So he embarked on a journey to find a car along the road alone.
When Xiao He finished searching the area, he opened the map and took a look. Song Yi's icon showed that he was driving.
Before he could speak, Song Yi seemed to have guessed what he was going to say, "Ahe, I'll pick you up! I have a motorcycle!"
Xiao He responded, and stood on the side of the road waiting for him to come over. At the same time, he looked around with a magnifying glass to see that there were no enemies.
However, when he raised his gun to aim in another direction, he was already kneeling on the ground, reminding him that he was hit by a traffic vehicle.
"Fuck you? What are you doing?" Xiao He immediately exploded.
Song Yi hurriedly apologized and backed away, panicked for a moment, but finally pressed forward and hit Xiao He again.
Now Xiao He was directly run over to death by him, and he cursed in a low voice, "What the hell are you doing? You won't get out of the car?"
Song Yi explained to himself, "I'm not! I didn't! I saw you fell to the ground, and I wanted to back up and pull you back! But I didn't expect that I would kill you as a result!"
During the explanation, he ran over Xiao He's body again.
——Holy shit, so ruthless!The river god is already dead, but he still doesn't let go of his body
——6666666, this wave is playing well, I have never seen this kind of operation, learned
——Hahahahahahahahaha, I’m sorry, I couldn’t hold back, watching the river god live broadcast every day, I almost became a haha party, Song Yi is really too cute
——I bet the river god never got this kind of treatment during his service
——Laughing to death, only Song Yi dared to do this, it would have been cold for someone else
Xiao He really wanted to get up and give him two rounds of bullets, watching the people on the screen still playing with that motorcycle, and even drove the car against the wall.
Then I saw him jumping off the car, and his voice came from the earphones, "Ahe, I avenged you! I hung it on the wall to show the world! Let the world scold and cast aside this evil motorcycle !"
——? ? ? ? ? ?Damn it, it's still a show!What did a motorcycle do wrong and you gotta do this to it!Didn't you kill the river god?
— Niubi!It's the first time I've seen such a dumping pot, this old man is really fresh and refined
——hhhhhhh, yes, this is very Yi
——Sorry to bother you, the show is suffocating
Song Yi lay beside Xiao He's box, thought about it for a while, and then pulled a thunder, and he was thundered.
"Ahe, are you moved? For you, I can make myself angry."
Xiao He sneered, "I'm so moved, I'm so moved that I want to wring your head off."
Song Yi sat in front of the computer and shrank his neck subconsciously, "It's not good, just move it a little bit."
The two started the next game between the emotional conversation.
Within 60 seconds, Song Yi was rarely disturbed, and everything was normal after landing, but Xiao He still found something wrong. Song Yi basically only searched about three houses after landing, and then he kept running on the road.
"What are you doing?" Xiao He asked him.
Song Yi cleared his throat, "I'm doing physical training, and I'm going to practice snakeskin positioning by the way."
Xiao He asked him again, "Did you find the gun?"
Song Yi: "I have an old troll and a UZI, and I have enough bullets, don't worry! Your little cutie is safe now! There are no enemies around! Over!"
Xiao He didn't care about him anymore, he searched the place first by himself, wiped out two teams by the way, became fat in an instant, and couldn't pick up some things, so he asked Song Yi to come and lick them up.
However, Song Yi said he would come right away, but in the end he ran farther and farther.
Xiao He glanced at the circle, he was about to take poison, and he still ran so far, "What are you playing?"
"No, I'm going to get rid of drugs soon! I found the car! Ah He, I'll pick you up in a car!"
——Wait, I seem to have heard this sentence just now, I have an ominous premonition
—Here he comes, he got in the car!This scene seems familiar
——History is always surprisingly similar, will the River God beat him down directly?
——I think so, on my river god, the same thing cannot happen twice, okay?
Xiao He didn't even leave the house this time. He looked at the map for a while at his driving speed. After hearing the sound of the car, he turned off the map, and then turned on the magnifying glass to aim at him.
"Ahe! Don't hit me, don't hit me! Hey! Don't hit me!" He was shot a few times, and then he stopped the motorcycle firmly, "Come down! Give me some medicine! I'm going to die! "
Only then did Xiao He flip out from the window, and threw him a first aid kit, as well as some bandage painkillers and energy drinks.
After packing the first aid kit, he got on the motorcycle first, "Hey, Ah He, I'll take you. I'm very stable. I'm a veteran driver with a five-year driver's license!"
"Oh? An old driver with a five-year driver's license? Just hit me to the ground like the last time, and you still run me upside down, and then run over my corpse again? Then you are really a genius." This may be the longest sentence Xiao He said today.
——Hahahahahaha, I, the river god, have also learned to hate people
——Although I don’t like Song Yi very much, but he did make me a talkative river god, barely changing my impression a little
——Okay, my river god's wave is very stable, let's see how you pick it up!
Song Yiqian laughed twice, "The last one was an accident. I didn't grasp the characteristics of this motorcycle. Now I have fully grasped it. It can be said that I am possessed by a racer! Come! Ahe! Get on the car! Hold me tight!"
Xiao He was skeptical, but the poison circle was approaching, so he still got into Song Yi's car.
Xiao He marked a point on the map and asked Song Yi to drive there. Song Yi agreed, and after the two of them ran on the road for a while, they chose to take the mountain road because they lost a lot of blood.
"Ahe, don't be afraid. Although we still have half of the blood left, my driving skills are very stable! Did you see this leap? Are you stable? Although we turned somersaults in the air, we landed Very stable! Come on, hold my waist tightly, I'm going to speed up!"
Song Yi frantically showed off his driving skills at this time, as if to prove to Xiao He that he is really an old driver.
He drove faster and faster, and even lifted the front of the car and drove directly up the tree trunk.
"See if there is no Ah He! The entire Jedi Continent is except for your little cute Song Yi! Who has such superb driving skills? He flew directly from this tree! See if there is any! My old driver will never lie... "
Xiao He looked at this motorcycle carrying two people flying high above the ground, and it would surely die if it landed. There was no fluctuation in his heart, but he only had one thought. He would not let Song Yi drive next time. Surnamed Xiao.
However, something unexpected happened.
There was a high tower directly in front of them, Song Yi drove the motorcycle and fell into the hole of the high tower without dying.
Even the car brought people into this place where they can't get out once they come in.
The motorcycle fell in and could not be lifted up.
"You're so damn capable!" Xiao He turned his camera and looked at the hole on the top of the tower. He felt that the distance was a hundred and eight thousand miles away, and he couldn't get out at all.
Song Yi fell silent all of a sudden, standing there motionless as if a silencer had been installed.
——6666666, the old driver is like a god coming down to earth, and then trapped at the bottom of the tower
——Hahahahahahaha, let you be skinny, I, Tota Li Tianwang, will accept you now
——River God forget it, killing him is not enough to relieve his anger
——Did I enter the Heshen live broadcast room?Really not an entertainment anchor?Laughed me to death hahahahahaha
Xiao He directly took out the frying pan and thumped Song Yi's head fiercely. Song Yi wanted to hide at this time, but the place was so big that he couldn't get away.
"Don't fight, don't fight! All of this is the choice of Steins Gate! It's not my fault! It's fate! I can't resist the choice of fate!"
Xiao He chuckled, "Being killed by me is also your fate!"
Xiao He didn't hear Song Yi speak for a few minutes, but he was a little surprised. After all, Song Yi is not such an obedient person.
The two changed places and started a new search.
Song Yi consciously didn't go into the same room with Xiao He. When he got to the toilet on the second floor, he went in and closed the door, and then whispered, "Oh, man."
Then he threw away the silencer that Xiao He gave him, and quickly fled the house.
"Ahe, do you have a grip? I want a grip." Song Yi ran to follow Xiao He again, like a follower behind him.
After Xiao He threw the things to him, he continued to go upstairs to search for things, but Song Yi still chased after him after picking them up.
"Hey hey, I still want 5.56 bullets."
Xiao He threw another 30 rounds at him, "Don't follow me."
After Song Yi picked it up, he still followed him, "Not enough, give me some more."
Xiao He turned around and pointed the gun at his head, "How much do you want? Is one shuttle enough?"
Song Yi backed away immediately, "It's nothing, it hurts my body."
——Li Shizhen's skin, if you have time to quarrel with me, why don't you practice your marksmanship
——That's right, this is not your online matchmaking circle, you rely on your voice to conquer people, here you have to rely on your strength, okay?
——? ? ? ?Sorry for the old man's words.Forgive me for disagreeing, I'm a River God fan, but I'm overwhelmed by his voice, and also, I'm a man
——I was also conquered by his voice, I am willing to take him to eat chicken, please take a chance
——Hahahahahaha, can you guys stop being so gay?
——? ? ? ? ?No, old buddies, we agreed to oppose this marriage together, why did you suddenly rebel?
--Because of love.
The barrage started arguing and tearing up again in an instant.
Now Song Yi's every word and deed has been magnified many times, what he likes becomes more and more popular, and what he hates becomes more and more annoying.
Song Yi had thought about this kind of controversy from the very beginning, so his mentality was still ok, and he was always thick-skinned than ordinary people, so it wasn't very explosive.
He didn't bother Xiao He to search for things anymore, he went out of the house and took a look at the drug ring, their place was going to be poisoned soon, he had to find a means of transportation.
So he embarked on a journey to find a car along the road alone.
When Xiao He finished searching the area, he opened the map and took a look. Song Yi's icon showed that he was driving.
Before he could speak, Song Yi seemed to have guessed what he was going to say, "Ahe, I'll pick you up! I have a motorcycle!"
Xiao He responded, and stood on the side of the road waiting for him to come over. At the same time, he looked around with a magnifying glass to see that there were no enemies.
However, when he raised his gun to aim in another direction, he was already kneeling on the ground, reminding him that he was hit by a traffic vehicle.
"Fuck you? What are you doing?" Xiao He immediately exploded.
Song Yi hurriedly apologized and backed away, panicked for a moment, but finally pressed forward and hit Xiao He again.
Now Xiao He was directly run over to death by him, and he cursed in a low voice, "What the hell are you doing? You won't get out of the car?"
Song Yi explained to himself, "I'm not! I didn't! I saw you fell to the ground, and I wanted to back up and pull you back! But I didn't expect that I would kill you as a result!"
During the explanation, he ran over Xiao He's body again.
——Holy shit, so ruthless!The river god is already dead, but he still doesn't let go of his body
——6666666, this wave is playing well, I have never seen this kind of operation, learned
——Hahahahahahahahaha, I’m sorry, I couldn’t hold back, watching the river god live broadcast every day, I almost became a haha party, Song Yi is really too cute
——I bet the river god never got this kind of treatment during his service
——Laughing to death, only Song Yi dared to do this, it would have been cold for someone else
Xiao He really wanted to get up and give him two rounds of bullets, watching the people on the screen still playing with that motorcycle, and even drove the car against the wall.
Then I saw him jumping off the car, and his voice came from the earphones, "Ahe, I avenged you! I hung it on the wall to show the world! Let the world scold and cast aside this evil motorcycle !"
——? ? ? ? ? ?Damn it, it's still a show!What did a motorcycle do wrong and you gotta do this to it!Didn't you kill the river god?
— Niubi!It's the first time I've seen such a dumping pot, this old man is really fresh and refined
——hhhhhhh, yes, this is very Yi
——Sorry to bother you, the show is suffocating
Song Yi lay beside Xiao He's box, thought about it for a while, and then pulled a thunder, and he was thundered.
"Ahe, are you moved? For you, I can make myself angry."
Xiao He sneered, "I'm so moved, I'm so moved that I want to wring your head off."
Song Yi sat in front of the computer and shrank his neck subconsciously, "It's not good, just move it a little bit."
The two started the next game between the emotional conversation.
Within 60 seconds, Song Yi was rarely disturbed, and everything was normal after landing, but Xiao He still found something wrong. Song Yi basically only searched about three houses after landing, and then he kept running on the road.
"What are you doing?" Xiao He asked him.
Song Yi cleared his throat, "I'm doing physical training, and I'm going to practice snakeskin positioning by the way."
Xiao He asked him again, "Did you find the gun?"
Song Yi: "I have an old troll and a UZI, and I have enough bullets, don't worry! Your little cutie is safe now! There are no enemies around! Over!"
Xiao He didn't care about him anymore, he searched the place first by himself, wiped out two teams by the way, became fat in an instant, and couldn't pick up some things, so he asked Song Yi to come and lick them up.
However, Song Yi said he would come right away, but in the end he ran farther and farther.
Xiao He glanced at the circle, he was about to take poison, and he still ran so far, "What are you playing?"
"No, I'm going to get rid of drugs soon! I found the car! Ah He, I'll pick you up in a car!"
——Wait, I seem to have heard this sentence just now, I have an ominous premonition
—Here he comes, he got in the car!This scene seems familiar
——History is always surprisingly similar, will the River God beat him down directly?
——I think so, on my river god, the same thing cannot happen twice, okay?
Xiao He didn't even leave the house this time. He looked at the map for a while at his driving speed. After hearing the sound of the car, he turned off the map, and then turned on the magnifying glass to aim at him.
"Ahe! Don't hit me, don't hit me! Hey! Don't hit me!" He was shot a few times, and then he stopped the motorcycle firmly, "Come down! Give me some medicine! I'm going to die! "
Only then did Xiao He flip out from the window, and threw him a first aid kit, as well as some bandage painkillers and energy drinks.
After packing the first aid kit, he got on the motorcycle first, "Hey, Ah He, I'll take you. I'm very stable. I'm a veteran driver with a five-year driver's license!"
"Oh? An old driver with a five-year driver's license? Just hit me to the ground like the last time, and you still run me upside down, and then run over my corpse again? Then you are really a genius." This may be the longest sentence Xiao He said today.
——Hahahahahaha, I, the river god, have also learned to hate people
——Although I don’t like Song Yi very much, but he did make me a talkative river god, barely changing my impression a little
——Okay, my river god's wave is very stable, let's see how you pick it up!
Song Yiqian laughed twice, "The last one was an accident. I didn't grasp the characteristics of this motorcycle. Now I have fully grasped it. It can be said that I am possessed by a racer! Come! Ahe! Get on the car! Hold me tight!"
Xiao He was skeptical, but the poison circle was approaching, so he still got into Song Yi's car.
Xiao He marked a point on the map and asked Song Yi to drive there. Song Yi agreed, and after the two of them ran on the road for a while, they chose to take the mountain road because they lost a lot of blood.
"Ahe, don't be afraid. Although we still have half of the blood left, my driving skills are very stable! Did you see this leap? Are you stable? Although we turned somersaults in the air, we landed Very stable! Come on, hold my waist tightly, I'm going to speed up!"
Song Yi frantically showed off his driving skills at this time, as if to prove to Xiao He that he is really an old driver.
He drove faster and faster, and even lifted the front of the car and drove directly up the tree trunk.
"See if there is no Ah He! The entire Jedi Continent is except for your little cute Song Yi! Who has such superb driving skills? He flew directly from this tree! See if there is any! My old driver will never lie... "
Xiao He looked at this motorcycle carrying two people flying high above the ground, and it would surely die if it landed. There was no fluctuation in his heart, but he only had one thought. He would not let Song Yi drive next time. Surnamed Xiao.
However, something unexpected happened.
There was a high tower directly in front of them, Song Yi drove the motorcycle and fell into the hole of the high tower without dying.
Even the car brought people into this place where they can't get out once they come in.
The motorcycle fell in and could not be lifted up.
"You're so damn capable!" Xiao He turned his camera and looked at the hole on the top of the tower. He felt that the distance was a hundred and eight thousand miles away, and he couldn't get out at all.
Song Yi fell silent all of a sudden, standing there motionless as if a silencer had been installed.
——6666666, the old driver is like a god coming down to earth, and then trapped at the bottom of the tower
——Hahahahahahaha, let you be skinny, I, Tota Li Tianwang, will accept you now
——River God forget it, killing him is not enough to relieve his anger
——Did I enter the Heshen live broadcast room?Really not an entertainment anchor?Laughed me to death hahahahahaha
Xiao He directly took out the frying pan and thumped Song Yi's head fiercely. Song Yi wanted to hide at this time, but the place was so big that he couldn't get away.
"Don't fight, don't fight! All of this is the choice of Steins Gate! It's not my fault! It's fate! I can't resist the choice of fate!"
Xiao He chuckled, "Being killed by me is also your fate!"
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