Mountain monster marries a man

"Qing Shi!"

When Bai Ze pushed open the dungeon door, there was a roar, which scared Qing Shi, who had been pretending to be asleep until he was about to fall asleep, to sit up suddenly, almost hitting his head against the wall.

"Xiao, Xiaobai?" Oh my god, isn't he dreaming?

Bai Ze saw Qing Shi sticking out his head from the straw mat, the eyes on that face were fixed on him, from confusion to surprise to drooling idiot, his hands trembled on conditioned reflex.It's not because I'm afraid, but because I want to beat him up!I really want to beat him!

Suppress, must suppress.Bai Ze took a deep breath and decided to make a quick decision.

"Did you say something to Song Cheng?"

After listening to Bai Ze's question, his beaming face collapsed in an instant, he snorted, turned his back and fiddled with his long hair.Sullen and unhappy, Tsundere breaks through the sky, and it is impossible to see that the puddle of saliva on the ground is from him.

After all, Bai Ze had been with him for thousands of years, so he knew what to do with his little temper.Generally speaking, there is only one way at this time - beat

Qing Shi sat there, but she was counting the time in her heart every minute.Ten, nine, eight, seven...Suddenly the shoulders tightened.

Eh? !How did it get faster today!Wait, he's not ready to be beaten!

what! ! !

Bai Ze pressed Qing Shi's shoulder and fell over his shoulder, a blue figure flew out instantly, fell heavily on the ground, stirring up dust all over the ground.Before Qingshi could see what was going on, he saw the handsome face he was thinking about pressing on it, looking at him full of desire (Qingshi's perspective).

so handsome...

He's so handsome when he beats someone up!

When Bai Ze saw the other person's eyes, a chill ran up his spine.It turned out that beating him worked, so why didn't it work this time?Suddenly, there was a familiar feeling of oppression in the waist and abdomen.He murmured inwardly that it was not good, and looked down, and sure enough a huge tail was wrapping around his waist quickly.

The layers of scales on the snake's tail shone with green light. It was different from hunting and killing prey, but wrapped around his body gently and tenderly, rubbing gently, and the wriggling was meaningful.

If Bai Ze is the first person to understand his own body in this world, then Qing Shi is definitely the second.

Since 2000 years ago, he rescued this mentally retarded little green snake that was almost boiled and eaten from the Great Barren Mountain, he has been entangled like a dog's skin plaster, and the little mentally retarded has to learn those boring words and yell at himself. promise.

At that time, I was too bored, so I used him to pass the time, taught him spells, and made him turn into a woman as my wife.He buys vegetables and cooks, washes clothes, cleans the house, farms and waters the fields every day, and basically lets him do all the housework.I thought that whenever I can't stand it, I will just let him go!

But what made him vomit blood was that instead of feeling disgusted, this guy became more and more energetic.Not only is everything completed every day without fail, but the degree of completion is very high, almost perfect, even if he wants to find fault.

Sometimes he wondered, is the little guy a masochist? !

Of course, they just played some child's play tricks between them, covering a quilt for pure chatting.I didn't do anything to overstep him.But Bai Ze didn't expect that this dead boy would pretend to add realgar to his snake porridge one day!

You must know that what snakes are most afraid of is realgar, because the realgar snake demon will show its original shape after taking realgar.

At that time, he was lying on the bed, his whole body was hot and unbearable.After tearing off the clothes, large white scales began to appear on the chest. Qing Shi stood motionless beside his bed, blushing like a monkey's butt.

Bai Ze roared, why did he frame him!

The little mentally retarded man began to take off his clothes one by one. Looking at the white flesh, he almost spurted out Ling Xiao's blood and broke through the sky!This guy actually wants to sleep with himself? !Who gave him the courage?At that time, there was obviously no Liang Jingru!

After that...huh, sure it's cool

It's just that the consequences are too much for his pocketbook to bear.

The bed rolled down, a large pit several meters wide was cracked on the floor, seven large holes were left in the roof, and there was not a single piece of furniture left in the house.The two snakes entangled into a huge twist, inseparable.After the effects of the realgar medicine wore off, Bai Ze looked at the little green snake lying in his arms, and then looked at the mess all over the room, and decisively threw this prodigal thing at the foot of the Great Barren Mountain, and sealed it with a sky-replenishing stone until now.

Think about how 1000 years have passed.

Bai Ze looked at the eyes that were gradually approaching, blurred and deep, shining with an indescribable charm.He turned his legs into tails, shook off the green fruit, and rolled over.However, he was tightly held by the young man under him, and pressed against the pinna, the warm and sticky breath rushed to the cochlea.

"You don't want to know what I said to that bumpkin human?"

Bai Ze paused as he was about to leave, and turned his head around.

"what did you say?"

The charming young man who was still lying on the ground and refused to get up hooked his hands, and I knew you were interested in it just by looking at his face.The slender and soft arms stretched out and hooked Bai Ze's neck, pulling him down with brute force.He pecked stickily on the opponent's mouth for a long time.

After Qing Shi finished explaining everything about giving Song Cheng banned drugs and making up those nonsense, Bai Ze's face changed suddenly, and he slapped him directly.

This little bastard is too bold!If Ji Zhi knew that this was a rhythm that would definitely kill him, maybe even he would be implicated.

The person who was beaten was not annoyed, he just rubbed his sore butt in a mean way, twisted his tail and leaned back against the man.

"You don't need to rush to tell Ji Zhi about this matter. After Song Cheng makes his choice, if he chooses to poison Ji Zhi, you will have time to stop it." After speaking, he lifted Bai Ze's chin and pointed at himself. "Besides, don't you wonder what choice he will make? Will it be like the man who held the umbrella for you hundreds of years ago..."

In the next second, the voice was cut off in his throat, Bai Ze held Qing Shi's neck tightly, and lifted him from the ground.

"I said, don't mention him in front of me."

The person who was about to be strangled still kept a bright smile.Reaching out his hand not only did not fight back, but also outlined the handsome outline of the other party little by little like touching porcelain.

"Xiaobai, humans say that monsters are ruthless, but in fact they are the most ruthless. If you had chosen me, you would not have lost your mind for a hundred years. You sealed me in the Great Barren Mountain for 1000 years, a whole 1000 years, Xiaobai , You have forgotten many things, but I remember them more clearly every day. If I didn’t rely on my memories every day, I’m afraid I wouldn’t be able to survive the spring, summer, autumn and winter.”

Facing each other on all sides, although the other party forced him, Bai Ze realized that this was the first time he looked seriously into Qing Shi's eyes.Those eyes are still 1000 years ago, they bend like nine heavenly moons when they smile, and they are as clear as green hills after rain when they cry.But it contains too many things that have not existed in 1000 years.There were so many things that he understood, and things he didn't understand, Bai Ze suddenly felt a little flustered.This was no longer the brat he was familiar with.

Then he escaped for the first time in his life.Yes, he ran away from a [-]-year-old snake demon in front of a [-]-year-old snake demon!And also lost a shoe!If this gets out, the snake will definitely be killed.

But he couldn't stop running away in embarrassment, because he didn't dare to face the eyes that kept crying for him.