Mountain monster marries a man

As the days passed, all the monsters in Juhua Mountain knew that the boss had found a male wife for them.Not only is the body softer and easier to push, but he is also good at cooking and making clothes, except that he can't give birth to babies, which is basically perfect.

The most important thing is that their boss is extremely rare. He can hold him without holding him, and he can hold him without carrying him. He can't wait to tie him to his trouser belt every day and take him with him wherever he goes.

And there are often strange and weird voices coming from the bedroom at night, which makes those monsters who have married wives flush with embarrassment.Shaking his head, he drove those innocent little monsters far away, shouting "Don't listen to indecent assault", but this made the little monsters even more curious, and they often crawled to the corner of the bedroom to listen in groups.

I heard the king ask: "Daughter-in-law, what do you want to eat tonight?"

"It's all good." This is the voice of my sister-in-law.

"Don't be all right, just tell me what you want to eat, even if it's dragon meat, I'll give you two ounces." When he said this, Ji Yan really planned to carry his hundreds of meters long knife , ran to the sliced ​​meat of the black dragon and came back, anyway, that big fat dragon is so heavy, it's okay to be short of two taels.And his healing ability is as good as his own, even if he loses his limbs, he can grow back quickly.

Thousands of miles away, the Black Dragon King sneezed violently while hugging his youngest son. The water he spewed out was enough to fill two dry river ditches.Rubbing his nose, "Who is thinking of me?"

The little son who was sleeping soundly was washed up by the water and burst into tears. The Black Dragon King hurriedly coaxed him obediently, then suddenly gave a wretched smile, tapped the little son on the forehead, and said meanly: "Your mother must be thinking of me, This little girl, Daddy will take you to see your mother in the evening."

The eldest wife, who was squatting with a soup pot outside the door, was just about to come in when she heard the sound in the room, her footsteps stopped, and her hands froze in mid-air.Looking at the soup in his hand, he turned and handed it to the maid behind him.

"Reward you."

The servant girl swallowed the warm soup, "Madam, you have been busy in the kitchen for two hours to make this. Are you sure you won't give it to the master?"

The beautiful woman called madam sneered, stood in front of the corridor, raised her head and looked at the unreachable sunlight through the bottom of the sea.

"For what, in his heart, the soup I spent two hours cooking is better than many others' bowl of clear water. Do you want people to know my jokes? Go away, coral. Sometimes people are like this, the more they get The more obsessive it is, the more obsessive it is. It is time for me to give up."

Song Cheng took a deep breath and looked outside the kitchen, but there was no one there.Because he asked to cook for Ji Zhi by himself just now, he sent away those underlings.Looking at the bubbling yam stew on the stove, Song Cheng tremblingly put in the elixir hidden in his cuff, and the red color faded to colorless as soon as it touched the water.The whole stock pot doesn't seem to have any issues.

He took a deep breath, scooped out two bowls with a wooden spoon, and placed them neatly on the tray, with two bowls of rice and some stir-fried vegetables on top.

Song Cheng picked up the tray and walked towards the guest room, seeing that Ji Yan was sitting opposite him and couldn't wait.He must have never imagined that what awaited him next was the last dinner between the two of them.

Thinking of this, a trace of melancholy flashed across his heart inexplicably.But what is he sad about...

"young married woman?"

Ji Zhi picked up his chopsticks, eager to try the several dishes on the table.After all, he is practicing immortality, and he has been bigu for many years, and he has never tasted the taste of fireworks in this world for thousands of years.Now that he is about to eat the meal cooked by his wife suddenly, he is really a little excited when he thinks about it.

After taking two mouthfuls in a row, he couldn't taste the taste, but he was a little choked up, and he was a little embarrassed to hold his chest and wanted to cough.I looked at the yam soup in my hand, and I was about to drink it.

"and many more!"

Song Cheng felt that there must be something wrong with him, so he snatched the soup bowl from the other party's hand, and under the shocked gaze of the other party, he fucked up with a bang.

After drinking it, I felt my stomach was hot, like a fire was burning. At this moment, a white shadow suddenly broke into the door.

Bai Ze thought about Qingshi's matter in seclusion for a long time, and when he finally figured it out, he remembered that the boss's matter had not been resolved yet.When he hurried back, he heard from the gatekeeper that Song Cheng cooked the meal himself and brought it to the boss.

He ran to the kitchen, and the casserole used for making soup was still on the stove. As soon as he smelled the smell, he knew that the forbidden drug must have melted into it!

Along the way, he prayed desperately, don't let the boss drink it down, don't let the boss drink it down!But when he saw the empty bowl on the table, he wanted to grab the ground, it was a step too late!

This is simply the rhythm of God's death!

"Boss, you can't drink this soup!"

Bai Ze pulled Ji Yan's sleeve, pointed to the soup in the other bowl, and said, "There is a forbidden drug of the snake race, the Fetal Pill. To put it bluntly, as long as you eat it, no matter whether it is a fairy or a monster, or even a man or a woman, you can eat it." After the end, it will become a system that can produce offspring!"

Afterwards, he recounted what Qing Shi had said to Song Cheng again and again.Although a lot of what he said was a bit wrong because of his anxiety, but he basically made it clear.

And Ji Zhi, who was enjoying dinner with his daughter-in-law and He Meimei, was suddenly pulled by Bai Ze, and said inexplicably that he was a little suspicious of whether this mentally retarded subordinate was bewitched.

It wasn't until Song Cheng suddenly fell off the stool with an ah, clutching his stomach and screaming in pain, that Ji Yan realized that there was really something wrong with this soup!

Thinking of all the things the two of them have been getting along with these days, I can't help but feel a chill down my spine.It turned out that he stayed here to make clothes for himself and cook for himself, all in order to finally pour him this bowl of desperate soup.

What did he think cinnabar was?It does not have any effect on him, but it is enough to destroy a hundred years of Taoism for ordinary little monsters!It turned out that he hated himself so much that he wished he could die.He still endured the humiliation and stayed here to play house with himself.

Hehe, it's really hard work.

Hearing Ji Zhi's sneer, Song Cheng, who fell on the ground, knew that the matter had been revealed, and Ji Zhi must hate him now.Originally, he thought he could do it, but at the moment when the other party was about to drink the bowl of soup, his body was almost one step ahead of his mind, as if protecting the other party had become an instinct of the body.

But he still broke the other party's heart in the end.

How will Ji Zhi deal with himself?Probably kill him.

Thinking of this, Song Cheng felt pain in his chest, which was more unbearable than the pain in his abdomen.

But the result was unexpected, Ji Zhi picked him up from the ground and threw him on the bed.Song Cheng couldn't remember clearly what happened after that, he only felt the almost tearing pain below, the rude movements, and the cold gaze.

But it doesn't matter anymore, Song Cheng closed his eyes, tears slipped from the corners of his eyes onto the pillow.If that satisfies him.