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Chapter 9 Dou Tianxiao, This Child Definitely Has a Brain Problem

Because of this nightmare, Dou Tianxiao didn't dare to stand by the school gate on Monday morning.

Before the self-study started, he was lying on the desk playing with erasers, and suddenly he heard someone in the class shouting: "You are not in our class, you can't come in!"

Dou Tianxiao looked up and saw Jiang Ran standing at the door.He was still carrying a schoolbag and holding a transparent glass jar in his hand.

As soon as their eyes met, Jiang Ran strode towards his seat.

The deputy squad leader stood there in a daze, but in the end he didn't dare to drive him out.

Jiang Ran stood in front of Dou Tianxiao's seat, looking down at him, "Why didn't you come over on Friday?"

Dou Tianxiao clenched his right hand into a fist, his fingernails sank into the rubber, and weakly said the bad reason he had been thinking about for two days, "My mother won't let me go."

Jiang Ran was taken aback, "Why?"

Dou Tianxiao was evasive, "I have to do homework at home, my mother assigned a lot of homework."

Jiang Ran didn't stick to this topic anymore, and passed the glass jar in his hand, "For you."

Dou Tianxiao was still a little guilty at first, but as soon as he said this, his attention was quickly attracted by the candy in the jar.

The texture of the glass jar is so exquisite that it looks like a work of art. A sky blue ribbon is tied on the mouth of the bottle. The candies in the bottle are colorful and of different shapes. At first glance, they look like several kinds of fruits.

Overjoyed, Dou Tianxiao took the glass jar and shook it, only to find that it was quite heavy.

The label on the bottle was printed in foreign characters that he could not understand.

At that time, he didn't know what to import or not, as long as it was candy, it could make him smile.

"Thank you brother." Dou Tianxiao raised his head.

"You're welcome," Jiang Ran turned around and wanted to leave, but suddenly remembered something, "Oh, by the way, what's your phone number, I'll call you first if you have something to do, my mother is still suspicious that you will be scammed away by human traffickers. "

With an "oh", Dou Tianxiao skillfully reported a series of numbers.

Jiang Ran was afraid of misremembering, so he picked up a pen on Dou Tianxiao's desk and wrote the number in the palm of his hand.

Before he walked out of the class, Dou Tianxiao couldn't wait to untie the blue ribbon.

The toffees and lollipops that he had eaten since he was a child were bulky, and it was the first time he had seen the ones in glass bottles, so that he couldn't open the jar after thinking about it for a long time.

When a few girls saw the beautiful candies, they also moved over to them, fixed their eyes on the candies, and asked curiously, "Dou Tianxiao, what's in this?"

"Candy." Dou Tianxiao hugged the jar in his arms and twisted it vigorously, but unexpectedly the lid popped open, and the candy splashed all over the floor.

Dou Tianxiao was anxious, and immediately bent down to pick it up. Who would have thought that a dozen or so children in the class rushed forward, picked up all the candy on the ground, and then walked out bouncing around.

Like a pitiful puppy, Dou Tianxiao lay down on the ground and searched in a big circle. After confirming that there was no missing candy, he hugged the glass bottle aggrievedly, wiped the two candies he had finally snatched, and pushed forward. mouth.

The few children who picked up the candy just tasted the taste of the candy and said with a smile:

"Mine is peach!"

"Mine are oranges!"

The corners of Dou Tianxiao's mouth were flattened. He couldn't taste the candy in his mouth, but his heart was full of sourness and sadness.

In the blink of an eye, more than half of the candy in the whole glass jar was lost in an instant. This was a shocking event for a child who had never seen anything in the world.

The tip of his nose was sour, and tears overflowed his eyes, as if someone was digging meat out of his chest.

For the whole day, he kept guarding the glass jar without leaving his seat, for fear that other children would steal his candy during class breaks—this kind of thing has happened, once he brought a pack of QQ candy, and the class was over. The toilet was gone as soon as I came back.

He poured the candies on a piece of white paper and counted again and again, thinking about how to divide them equally between grandpa, uncle, aunt and Ye Xi.

And Jiang Ran upstairs had no idea that the candy he handed out made Dou Tianxiao pee his pants again.

When the bell rang for the end of get out of class in the evening, the little boy shyly refused to get up. He didn't separate his legs until the class was gone, and walked out in an awkward posture.

It happened that Jiang Ran was on duty this week. When he was carrying the trash can downstairs, he happened to see Dou Tianxiao's ugly and dirty red schoolbag. He wanted to go up to say hello, but found that his walking posture was a little weird.

Jiang Ran was stunned for a moment, and when he took a closer look, he almost died of laughter.

Afterwards, he came to a conclusion - Dou Tianxiao definitely has some brain problems.

Not long after the pants peeing incident ended, Dou Tianxiao ushered in the long-awaited small winter vacation.

Jiang Ran's mother was going to other places for research, and Jiang Ran was at home alone, so for a long time, his three meals a day were settled in Uncle Dou Tianxiao's noodle restaurant.

Ye Xi and Jiang Ran really knew each other at that time.

Both of them are in the fourth grade, but they are not in the same class, so for Ye Xi, Jiang Ran is simply a leader who leads him out of the sea of ​​suffering.If there is anything delicious and delicious, Ye Xi will definitely present it to Jiang Ran first, and then shamelessly ask someone to borrow homework.

Although Jiang Ran is young, he understands the truth that "teaching a man to fish is worse than giving him a fish". Under normal circumstances, he doesn't lend his homework. He will let Ye Xi do the homework first, and he will explain if he can't, so three After getting along with each other for a period of time, both Dou Tianxiao and Ye Xi's grades have made a qualitative leap.

My aunt was so happy, she always warmly greeted Jiang's family to come to the noodle shop to eat noodles, and even when preparing small snacks, she would prepare an extra serving for Jiang Ran.

But everything interacts with each other. After Jiang Ran puts people on the right track in terms of study, Dou Tianxiao and the others lead him astray in life.

In addition to his studies, he added kicking balls, playing marbles, climbing trees to pick fruits, burning ants with a magnifying glass, etc. When "Romance" was on the air on TV, he was also married to Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan.

At first, Grandpa was a little worried that Mr. Jiang would be unhappy if these children often hang out with each other. After all, Jiang Ran is a good boy in the eyes of adults, and Dou Tianxiao and the others belong to the group of bear children. As if he had escaped from the mine, he was taken aback when he saw the white and clean Jiang Ran come back to the shop with a disheveled face one day.

But Jiang Qing didn't take it seriously, thinking that this is what childhood should be like. She told her aunt and the others: "It's natural for children to love to play. In fact, a lot of fun can only be felt when they are ignorant. When they grow up, they will be happy too." It's not that simple, childhood is very precious, as long as it's not something out of the ordinary, let them go crazy."

My aunt has never studied since she was a child, and even learned arithmetic after she married her uncle. Her admiration for intellectuals like Mr. Jiang is no less than Dou Tianxiao's admiration for Jiang Ran.

In short, I felt that everything the other party said was right and reasonable, so I let them make trouble.

But I didn't expect to make a fuss, and something really happened.

That day happened to be the May Day holiday, and the three of them discussed picking mulberries to eat after finishing their homework.

The big mulberry tree behind Ye Xi's house was planted by my grandfather when he was young. It is as high as a three-story building.With an idea, Ye Xi moved two chairs and stacked them up to climb a tree to pick them off.

At the beginning, the three of them were vying to go up to pick the fruit, but considering their height, Dou Tianxiao was eliminated first. Ye Xi and Jiang Ran were about the same size, but Ye Xi weighed much less than Jiang Ran, so he became The best candidates for climbing trees.

Jiang Ran and Dou Tianxiao supported him on the chair underneath, and Ye Xi climbed up quickly with swift hands and feet, and lay down on a thick tree trunk.

He first grabbed two mulberry fruits and stuffed them into his mouth, after chewing them a few times, he shouted exaggeratedly: "It's so sweet!"

Dou Tianxiao is a little glutton, he raised his head and kept yelling, "Throw it down quickly!" He and Jiang Ran tore apart a huge tablecloth and walked around under the tree.

Ye Xi ate while picking it, making mulberry juice all over his clothes and face.

"Brother, you look like a vampire." Dou Tianxiao stood at the bottom and smirked, and after a while, his face was covered with food.

Ye Xi lay on the tree trunk and asked, "How much have you picked?"

Jiang Ran picked up all the mulberries on the ground and threw them on the tablecloth, "There are quite a lot, come down."

Ye Xi picked another handful nearby, threw it down, and hit Dou Tianxiao on the head.

Just as Jiang Ran was squatting on the bed to pick it up, Ye Xi stepped on the chair with one foot.

In fact, the moment he stepped on it, he already felt that the angle of the chair was not right, but his hands had already loosened the thick branches.

Panicked, he instinctively reached out to hug the tree trunk, but it was too late.

His scalp was numb, and his body's center of gravity shifted to the right and rear. Just as his fingertips reached the bark, he fell backwards uncontrollably.

With an "ah", he screamed, and his mind was instantly empty.

In the midst of the lightning, Jiang Ran rushed over to support his back, and there were a few crackling sounds of joints in his ears. Before he could react, he felt his eyes go dark , the whole person was knocked to the ground heavily by Ye Xi.

When he fell to the ground, he seemed to hear a muffled sound in his chest.

When Dou Tianxiao heard the voice, he turned his head away and gasped in shock.

Ye Xi's back was pressed against Jiang Ran's body, and she was stunned for three seconds before she realized that she immediately turned over and got up from Jiang Ran's body and knelt on the ground.

When he got up, he clearly heard a strange painful sound from Jiang Ran's throat.

Dou Tianxiao was stunned by the sudden sight in front of him.

I saw Jiang Ran's right hand twisted in a weird posture, as if he couldn't move, and Ye Xi's hand was cut by something, and it was bloody and scary.

Jiang Ran lying on the ground closed his eyes tightly, his brows were tightly knit together, looking extremely painful.

Ye Xi was also so frightened that her heartbeat stalled, she pushed Jiang Ran's waist and shouted: "Jiang Ran! Don't die, Jiang Ran!"

Hearing this, Dou Tianxiao's heart seemed to be grasped by an invisible big hand, and he felt unprecedented fear and bewilderment. He held Jiang Ran's left hand in a panic, imitating Ye Xi. The tune began to cry, "Brother! You can't die! Brother!——"

For a moment, Dou Tianxiao even felt that Jiang Ran's facial features had become distorted.

The latter squeezed out three words with difficulty, "Quickly call someone."

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