one punch

Last time I went back to the zoo on a temporary basis, I didn’t even prepare the minimum snacks and drinks. The things in the park were extremely expensive and not very tasty. This time Dou Tianxiao was already planning what snacks to buy when he was having dinner. .

There is a big supermarket next to the community, and downstairs are all kinds of clothes, shoes and snacks shops. Walking there, Dou Tianxiao said "It smells so good" seven or eight times in succession.

"Didn't you eat two bowls of rice for dinner, are you still hungry?" Jiang Ran turned to look at him.

"Two bowls are two bowls, but you didn't see that the bowl is as big as a fist, and one bowl is only two or two meters."

Dou Tianxiao used to eat in ceramic bowls, which had a large capacity and could be used for instant noodles, but he was usually careless in his work, serving rice and washing dishes was like a war, and dropped several bowls with shaking hands.

My aunt bought him that kind of stainless steel bowl for dogs, with a fist-sized opening, the same style as Xiaotu's water basin.

By the time he finished eating two bowls and went to add more rice, the rice cooker was already empty.

"Did you borrow that dog bowl from Xiaotu?" Jiang Ran laughed.

"Get out," Dou Tianxiao also smiled, "Actually, buy one get one free, my aunt bought one for me when she bought pots for Xiaotu."

"Then what would you like to eat? Cake or pancakes?" Jiang Ran slowed down.

Dou Tianxiao's dog nose sniffed, a little hesitant, but when he saw a poster outside the cake room that said: "Cake, cake, cake."

This bakery was probably newly opened in the past two days. There are still two rows of flower baskets at the door. The shop is designed with floor-to-ceiling windows. The decoration is bright and refreshing. Every corner is wiped clean, which is very suitable for Jiang Ran's cleanliness taste.

Dou Tianxiao was looking down at a cake that looked like a red panda, and just about to tell Jiang Ran that this cake is so cute, his forehead hit the transparent glass door with a "bang".

Loud noise.

And the forehead hurts.

Countless heads in the store looked at the door together, Dou Tianxiao's face turned red, and he eased the embarrassment, and cursed with a smile, "Damn, it's so fucking clean, I can't even I didn't see a door."

Jiang Ran couldn't help laughing, rubbed his forehead with one hand, and knocked on the glass door again, "I'll avenge you."

A group of employees in the store suddenly laughed, and someone opened the door for him and said, "I'm sorry, did it hurt?"

"It's okay." Dou Tianxiao waved his hand.

Although he said he was fine, his forehead must have hurt. Seeing him baring his teeth, Jiang Ran blushed all over his forehead.

There is a shop selling milk tea nearby, Jiang Ran wants to ask someone to buy some ice cubes to put on him.

When the proprietress saw it, she kindly put some ice cubes in a fresh-keeping bag for him, and confiscated the money.

Embarrassment is really embarrassment, but Dou Tianxiao feels warm in his heart.

When he was a child, he often envied those children in the class who were spoiled by their parents. When they bumped into each other, the parents would pat those things and say: "Who told you to bully our baby!"

He longed for this kind of insignificant but warm tenderness, but his mother would only twist his ears indiscriminately, and his father was not doing his job properly, and he couldn't even take care of himself, let alone him.

Jiang Ran was the first person to use this trick to coax him.

Although childish, it really works.

Dou Tianxiao didn't want to go into that bakery with this piece of ice, so he ordered a cup of milk tea from the shop next door, because boba pudding and coconut can be added for free, so he had the cheek to ask for everything.

If it weren't for the good looks of these two boys, the proprietress would want to drive them out with a broom.

A cup of milk tea was mostly full of ingredients, and Dou Tianxiao sucked Boba until his mouth became sore, "It's so cool, it's the first time I drink milk tea like this."

"Is that still milk tea?" Jiang Ran looked at the cup of ingredients, and started the long-lost mocking mode, "I don't think this milk tea shop has ever met a weirdo like you, ouch, I shouldn't have just now It’s too embarrassing to help you pay for it, it feels like a mentally handicapped person.”

Dou Tianxiao automatically turned on the shielding mode, "Will you drink and watch? His boba is really delicious, very bombastic, and very big."

Jiang Ran leaned over to take a sip, but the straw was blocked by something, and he didn't take a sip.

Jiang Ran frowned, this miraculous experience of not even being able to drink milk tea almost dispelled his desire to drink it.

Seeing this, Dou Tianxiao snatched back the milk tea, "Is it blocked? I'll let you know."

Jiang Ran saw him pull out the whole straw. Under the transparent tube were red beans and pudding, and in the middle were several black bobas.

It was blocked to death.

Dou Tianxiao didn't know how hard he sucked backwards, Jiang Ran watched those messy things move back little by little, and finally let out a sip.

pass.

"It almost blocked my throat." Dou Tianxiao coughed for a long time, and still announced loudly, "Red beans and pudding are delicious too!"

Anyway, everything that doesn’t cost money is delicious.

"It's all mixed together, can you still taste the taste?" Jiang Ran waved his hand, expressing that he didn't want to drink it anymore.

"Are you despising me?" Dou Tianxiao's face darkened.

"Yeah." Jiang Ran responded quickly.

"Then don't kiss me anymore, I'm dirty." Dou Tianxiao thought for a while and added in a low voice, "Let's reserve two rooms for tomorrow night."

This guy has learned to threaten people! ?

Jiang Ran looked at him in shock for a while, and finally bit the bullet and took a sip. It tasted messy, and a boba almost rolled down his throat because of too much force.

But there is no way, everything is for love.

Jiang Ran endured the humiliation and commented, "It's really delicious."

The escalator slowly went up, and the two leaned side by side.

Dou Tianxiao stretched out an index finger and hooked Gou Jiangran's little finger to express forgiveness, and Jiang Ran took his hand back and held it tightly.

Dou Tianxiao suddenly felt that the milk tea in his mouth was sweet.

Before entering the supermarket, Jiang Ran pulled a small trolley at the door, and a father and son happened to pick up the cart with them at the same time. The father carried the child into the cart, and the child was still holding a lollipop and licking it.

His eyes were full of showing off.

"Are you envious?" Jiang Ran pushed the car, turned his head and asked.

Dou Tianxiao: "What are you envious of? Candy? Do you want to buy me candy?"

"No," Jiang Ran patted the seat in the car, "Would you like to sit, Dad will push you to go to the supermarket."

"You are poisonous!" Dou Tianxiao laughed.

But he has never enjoyed the feeling of being pushed around the supermarket by adults.

3 minute later.

90.00% of the eyes in the supermarket are attracted by a pair of teenagers.

One of the boys was sitting in the car like a mentally handicapped boy, holding a mineral water bottle in his hand and directing, "Turn right ahead and enter the puffed food area. There are stockers who are tallying the goods. The passage is narrow. Be careful to avoid it."

The other one pushed the cart unhurriedly, took a lot of snacks and candies from the shelves and threw them into the cart.

The piles of puffed food piled up like a hill.

The one who pushes the cart is still full of doting eyes in the face of mental retardation.

When he was about to pay the bill, Dou Tianxiao's legs were already numb. When he got up and stepped out, he almost fell to the ground with the car. Fortunately, Jiang Ran hugged his lower back in time.

"It turns out that brother is not disabled." Said the children who lined up together.

The child's father immediately covered his mouth.

There are condoms of various flavors on the side of the cash register, buy one get one free.

Dou Tianxiao laughed inexplicably when he thought about the research on condoms in the small supermarket last time. When he turned his head to look at Jiang Ran, he found that his eyes were also fixed on the condoms on it.

……

The line waiting for the checkout was quite long, and the two looked at each other tacitly, only to have two words engraved on their faces: Do you want to do it?

Jiang Ran whispered close to his ear, "Would you like to buy a box of balloons for you to blow?"

Dou Tianxiao also leaned over, covering his mouth with one hand, "Didn't you say you bought it last time?"

"Last time?" Jiang Ran was stunned for a long time before he remembered that Dou Tianxiao blasphemed to him on Q a few days before the exam, saying that he would fuck.

So he said that he wanted to buy condoms of various flavors.

But that day he was completely fake and drank too much, and he didn't take it too seriously after he finished talking, and he forgot it after sleeping.

Unexpectedly, Dou Tianxiao remembered.

It seems to be looking forward to it.

Jiang Ran quickly took a box of condoms and threw them into the box.

"Father! I want that Tangtang too!" the kid behind roared.

The child's father was a little desperate, "That's not Tangtang..."

When checking out, Dou Tianxiao saw that the little girl at the cashier had a weird expression, that expression of frowning serious but the corners of her mouth were uncontrollably raised.

I don't know what I'm holding back.

"Hello, the total is 190, seven yuan and three cents." The little girl kept staring at him and the two, if the circumstances did not allow it, she really wanted to say, I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years.

Jiang Ran didn't bring enough cash, "Swipe your card, give us two bags."

"Hey, use mine, I've brought money." Dou Tianxiao took out his small wallet.

"Save your cash to buy tickets, oh yes, remember to bring your student ID tomorrow." Jiang Ran said.

"Don't worry, I won't forget." Dou Tianxiao said.

When getting off the elevator, the two heads squeezed together, and at first you and I shared things, and when it was the condom's turn, Dou Tianxiao quickly grabbed it into his own bag.

Taking advantage of him not paying attention, Jiang Ran snatched the condom back and stuffed it into his trouser pocket.

"Why are you using condoms on me?" Dou Tianxiao poked his neck.

"What about your condom, is your name written on this box? And I paid for it just now." Jiang Ran said.

"Why do you want to come here?" Dou Tianxiao muttered in a low voice. Although he has never seen pornographic films, he has never seen pork, but he has seen pigs run away. Condoms are used by the person above. .

Jiang Ran looked at him quietly, there was no one in front of and behind the elevator, it was very quiet, Dou Tianxiao's complaint just now just fell into his ears.

Why are you here?

Of course it is. You.

Isn't the answer obvious?