one punch

After twelve o'clock, Dou Tianxiao gradually became sleepy. He turned the light of the desk lamp to the smallest position, closed his eyes and got into bed.

As soon as my emotions were brewing, I vaguely heard someone's voice of "hmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Ah! - er - very comfortable."

"Hmm! I'm about to climax..."

After hearing these two sentences clearly, Dou Tianxiao's head almost exploded.

This, this, this... can't be the rumors, mate, mate!

This chick, Dou Tianxiao, has grown so big, and has never seen pornography or any pornographic magazines. The only experience of reading pornographic books was an accident.

For a while he was obsessed with martial arts, and often stayed up late to read them. There was a bookstore near their school. The business was booming, selling whatever was popular, the update speed was very fast, and it was a mix of pirated and genuine books.

Unscrupulous merchants sell pirated books at the same price as the genuine ones.

The person who bought the book didn't know whether it was a pirated copy or a genuine one. Anyway, he saw that it was Teacher Jin Yong's book, so he bought it.

Dou Tianxiao still remembers the title of the book: "The Legend of Condor Heroes"

It sounded like a side story, Dou Tianxiao thought to himself that this was probably the daily routine of the two of them fighting for justice, but after reading a few lines, they found something was wrong.

Why is the protagonist a little deaf girl and a boss named Yang Guo.

He also wondered if it was a time-traveling novel, about the life of Xiaolongnv and Yang Guo who traveled to modern times.

However, Chapter 1 of the story is that the boss named Yang Guo hired a little deaf girl who worked as a beer salesman in a nightclub. The little deaf girl disagreed. She is a decent girl, just to help her poor brother He only sells beer when he is sick, and he has never been with anyone, and he will never release it.

It turned out that she was also the one who cried "Ah, don't stop" on the bed that night.

Dou Tianxiao was dumbfounded, but his desire for knowledge and man's instinct forced him to continue watching.

Chapter 2 is still spent in bed, love love in the morning, I wrote a whole chapter, described quite vividly and concretely, with several poses changed.

A man can ejaculate about 7 or 8 times, and he can still get an erection.

This unscientific!

Dou Tianxiao found that almost every chapter in this book is about mating. If it is not mating, it is self-masturbation. In short, you have to do it once for a meal, once for a bath, and for dragging the floor. Fuck it once on the couch.

Do you dare to look at other men?Um?Then do it once.

Why don't you answer my phone?Um?Then do it once.

Do you have a fever?Then let me use my body to cool you down.

You don't want to eat?Then feed you something else good.

……

He wondered if this was a book written by Mr. Jin Yong before he became famous. How could such a freshman writer have the nerve to write so much pornographic content...

What "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" is basically the history of the village's pornography.

Can this book be published?

Then he glanced at the spine of the book, where is Jin Yong, it is clearly a gold commissioner.

Pirated books kill people!

Almost destroyed his idol!

Although this was not the rumor that Dou Tianxiao imagined, he still read it on a dark and stormy night, and read it more than once, the pages were almost torn by him.

The main reason is that the quality of pirated books is very poor, the paper is thin and easy to fall off.

"The Legend of the Condor Heroes" was sold together during the Chinese New Year, but some small plots in it are still fresh in Dou Tianxiao's memory.

In the hotel in the early morning, two people were entangled with each other.

The screams were like ocean waves, one wave higher than the other.

Just like it is now.

Jiang Ran was also disturbed by this ambiguous movement and couldn't sleep. There seemed to be only a wall between the next door and this side, and the head of the bed was facing each other.

The creaking sound of the bed over there can penetrate through the wall.

Why isn't it over yet?

There is a minor here!

Jiang Ran's right eye opened a slit, seeing Dou Tianxiao tossing and turning on the bed like a pancake, he thought it was cute and funny.

The movement next door is really hard not to let people think about it.

During Dou Tianxiao's hospitalization, his right hand was in a plaster cast, and he couldn't think clearly about his desires, but suddenly there was such an exciting live broadcast, and he felt like he was sweating from head to toe.

hot.

The little hoof stretched out the blanket to dry for a while, cooled down, and retracted again.

Before that, he would only use his brain when solving physical needs, fantasizing about Jiang Ran touching him and kissing him, the biggest scale was up to the waist, not below the waist.

After the hasty solution, he was full of guilt, and dared not look at Jiang Ran for several days.

But things are different now...

Jiang Ran said he likes him, so they are lovers.

lover...

Lovers can do many things that brothers cannot do.

Such as hugging, kissing, and cuddling together to sleep.

He was so looking forward to it that he couldn't sleep, but he was a little afraid that Jiang Ran wouldn't like it.

Would Jiang Ran like to kiss him?

He thought about the failed forced kiss last time, would cleanliness kiss someone with tongue?

After finally waiting until there was no movement next door, Jiang Ran heard Dou Tianxiao get up and go to the bathroom.

The sound of washing your face.

It took him a long time to come out, and when he returned to the bed, he turned on the phone, and the flickering lights hit his face, which was a little bit weird.

Don't sleep again?

Dou Tianxiao was thinking about it in the bathroom, wondering when Jiang Ran had feelings for him, if it was said that he had feelings for him before the forced kiss, wouldn't it mean that he refused to kiss him!

And he confessed his love just now without moving his tongue.

This bothers him.

There are quite a lot of headlines on the webpage about "Can cleanliness kiss with tongue?" It seems that there are still many people in the world who have the same questions as him.

An anonymous netizen asked: I am a clean freak, how can I tactfully express to my girlfriend that I don't want to kiss?

God.Dou Tianxiao wants to cry but has no tears. If it is impossible to even kiss, then what do you expect?

He scrolled down a few more entries: "People with cleanliness are generally emotionally single-minded" "Shock! Cleanliness is actually caused by an inner anxiety!" "Attention! Cleanliness affects people's life span!" "My girlfriend When a clean freak kissed me, he vomited..."

Dou Tianxiao closed the phone, glanced at the "sleeping" person in the next bed, feeling cool.

This is destined to be a pure love.

Should be in the history books.

Jiang Ran doesn't quite remember when he fell asleep, but it must have been earlier than Dou Tianxiao. When he was so sleepy, he heard Dou Tianxiao pressing his phone.

The biological clock forced him to wake up at six o'clock in the morning, his eyes were sore, and he must have not slept for five hours.

Love makes one's head big.

Dou Tianxiao was not on the bed, there was no one in the toilet, but the quilt was still warm, and it must have been a while since he left.

He called Dou Tianxiao.

"I have breakfast in the lobby downstairs, there is a free buffet! Come down quickly! There are so many delicious foods."

Sounds energetic.

Jiang Ran yawned and looked at the time, it was only past six o'clock.

"When did you fall asleep last night?" Jiang Ran walked over to Dou Tianxiao with a tray and sat down.

"A little later than you." Dou Tianxiao's double eyelids were darker than usual, and looked a little swollen.

"Didn't sleep well last night?" Jiang Ran asked.

"..." Not only didn't sleep well, it was a sleepless night, but he couldn't just say bluntly, I'm afraid you might dislike me and I don't want to kiss me, so I can't sleep because of worry...

It seems that I am very hungry. Thirsty.

"It's okay, just choose the bed." Dou Tianxiao said.

"Choosing a bed?" Jiang Ran recalled, Dou Tianxiao did have this problem since he was a child, and he loved to hug him all the time.

Why didn't you say it last night?

shy?

Dou Tianxiao is really cute.

"Ah, I was in a hurry to go out, and I forgot to bring Xiong Zai out." Dou Tianxiao said.

"..." It was that bear again, sooner or later it was thrown away.

After breakfast, the two planned to go for a stroll in the safari park, and then go to the gymnasium to watch a boxing match later.

Jiang Ran was thinking about the route on his mobile phone, "Let's take the subway first, then transfer to the bus, and then walk 900 meters—oh, do you have your student ID with you? Half price for the ticket."

"Bring it."

It was the first time in Dou Tianxiao's life that he took the subway, and he dragged Jiang Ran all the way. He looked like an old hat just released from a mountain where there was no internet connection.

"Foreigner, foreigner! Brother! Look, there is a foreigner over there!" Dou Tianxiao slapped Jiang Ran's arm fiercely.

"A foreigner is a foreigner. It's not like you haven't seen it before. You've even fought with foreigners before." Jiang Ran said.

"That's different," Dou Tianxiao stared at the blond man, "It's the first time I've seen a good-looking man."

"I'll give you a chance, you can say it again." Jiang Ran looked at him.

"But it's obviously incomparable to you." Dou Tianxiao added, "Not only are you good-looking, but you also have a good figure, quick wit, and extraordinary courage..."

This will happen to be the morning rush hour for work, and the subway station is full of people, all in a hurry, walking in different directions.

When Jiang Ran was buying a bottle of mineral water, he turned around and found that Dou Tianxiao was gone.

The phone can't get through.

Jiang Ran became anxious immediately.

After Dou Tianxiao bought the ticket at the ticket gate, he was squeezed past the security checkpoint by a wave of people. He wanted to call Jiang Ran, but found that the phone was left in the hotel and he hadn't picked it up.

Going to the safari park was a temporary idea, and I was so excited that I never thought of going back to the room to get things.

He thought to himself that since he was taking Line 2 anyway, Jiang Ran must know, so he was waiting at the gate of the subway.

But after waiting for more than ten minutes, he didn't find anyone, so he became anxious. He went back the same way and walked around the ticket gate, but he didn't see anyone.

It was only when he thought about making a call that Jiang Ran changed his phone number when he changed his phone. He only saved the new number in his phone, and he didn't have time to recite it.

Gee.

Dou Tianxiao had no choice but to pull passers-by to ask for directions, "Hello, did you see a tall boy, about 188, wearing a black down jacket and jeans."

"Don't be oily." A man with a foreign accent waved his hand.

After asking several times in a row, I don't know anything.

There are so many people, where can I find someone.

Dou Tianxiao thought about taking a taxi back to the hotel to pick up his mobile phone.

At this moment, the mechanical broadcast on the subway station radio stopped abruptly, and was replaced by a calm female voice.

"Dou Tianxiao, please pay attention, Dou Tianxiao, please pay attention, your family is waiting for you at the No. 1 ticket window of the subway station, please come to No. 1 ticket window as soon as you hear the announcement..."

"Kid Dou Tianxiao, please pay attention..."

The radio yelled several times in a row, and the kid named Dou Tianxiao blushed up to the neck.

What a fart, kid!

Facing the curious eyes of countless passengers at the ticket window, the 1.8-meter-old child blushed and plunged into the arms of his parents.

The two people who were finally reunited laughed together at the ticket window.

"You idiot, where did you go?" Jiang Ran handed him the drink, "Why don't you tell me to wait for me at the ticket office?"

"I didn't hear it!" Dou Tianxiao began to pour bitter water with a sad face again, "I waited for you at the gate for a long time and saw someone, and then turned back to look for you, but I couldn't find you. I was thinking of what the teacher said when I was a child. If you want to wait in place, I just want to wait for you to come to me."

Jiang Ran turned to look at him, "Why didn't you answer the phone?"

Dou Tianxiao's mouth flattened, "I forgot to bring my mobile phone."

"Idiot," Jiang Ran lifted his ear, "I think you forgot to bring your brain."

There was still noise in the subway, and the radio station resumed the mechanical female voice, "The train bound for xxx is about to enter the station, please queue up to get on the train..."

Dou Tianxiao squeezed to the parent's side, and smiled, "Why are you so smart, you actually thought of broadcasting. I wanted to take a taxi back to the hotel to get my mobile phone."

"Silly hat." Jiang Ran rubbed his head.

The two walked a few steps side by side, and Dou Tianxiao suddenly felt that someone was holding his right hand.

Fingers intertwined.

In March in the south, it was still quite cold, but Jiang Ran's palms were hot, and his small movements made his heart beat wildly, not because of the people coming and going around, but just because of the person in front of him.

Palms pressed tightly against each other, sweating after a while.

But no one let go.

"Don't get lost again."

He heard Jiang Ran say.

When the subway arrived at the station and the door opened, Jiang Ran put his hand into his pocket.