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Jiang Ran was speechless for a while, "If it's hot, just turn off the electric blanket, the switch is on your side."

When Dou Tianxiao bent down to press the switch, he found a big cookie box under the bed.

"You actually hid the snacks under the bed." He hung his head on the edge of the bed and dragged the biscuit box out.

"You just know how to eat, there are no biscuits in there." Jiang Ran felt that he was really worrying about it just now.

"What's that?" Dou Tianxiao turned his head and asked.

"A dead head." Jiang Ranyin looked at him pitifully.

"Hey!" Dou Tianxiao was frightened half to death by him, and slapped Jiang Ran's arm with his backhand, "You did it on fucking purpose! You scared me."

Jiang Ran raised his head and laughed loudly, "Open it and have a look."

Dou Tianxiao shook the iron box suspiciously, feeling that the contents inside were very light, and there was almost no sound of impact.

He carried the box to his lap and opened it, only to find that it was a bunch of lazy toads folded from homework paper.

He was stunned for two seconds before he realized that this was a birthday present he gave Jiang Ran when he was a child!

A smile appeared on the corner of Dou Tianxiao's mouth that he didn't even notice, "You still keep it..."

"I forgot to throw it away." Jiang Ran's chilly voice drifted into his ears.

"If you don't give up, you won't give up. Why is it so difficult to get a word of truth out of your mouth?" Dou Tianxiao squinted at him, grabbed a toad from the box, put it in his hand, and pressed it lightly. Toad's buttocks, toad jumped onto Jiang Ran's body.

"It's the first time in my life that I received such a disgusting birthday present, and I have to keep it as a souvenir." Jiang Ran spread out his palm and bounced the toad back into the box.

Dou Tianxiao raised his head and laughed loudly, "It's not the first time to give someone a birthday present. If you have no experience, my brother said that I can make some paper cranes for you."

"Oh! Is it my blindness or your mental retardation! This thing is not comparable to Qianzhihe in terms of size, appearance or meaning, right?" Jiang Ran said in disgust, holding a toad leg .

"Then I don't know how to make a thousand paper cranes! And they give thousand paper cranes, and I give thousand paper cranes, isn't it very creative." Dou Tianxiao defended himself, "And the toad is also a kind of mascot, It is said to ward off evil spirits."

"The one that wards off evil spirits is Pixiu." Jiang Ran said.

"Ah? Really?" Dou Tianxiao laughed dryly, "I see green toads are placed in other restaurants."

"Toad, that's for luck." Jiang Ran said.

"What's a toad?"

"It's a toad."

"Then what are you talking about with me, anyway, it's a good thing!" Dou Tianxiao seemed to have found an impeccable reason, and raised his voice to defend himself.

"I didn't say it's bad, it's just disgusting," Jiang Ran found the most special toad from the box, "and, can you explain to me what the word 'ugly' means?" !?"

Dou Tianxiao stared at Toad's back for a moment, "This word looks a bit like I wrote it."

"What do you mean a bit like it! You wrote it in the first place!" Jiang Ran raised his voice, "It can't be that I added it to myself!"

Dou Tianxiao chuckled, but he couldn't think of the origin of these two words after searching his stomach, but he can guarantee that those two words were definitely not written for Jiang Ran.

He carefully opened the toad to read the complete line: Wang Jianan is a cosmic invincible idiot and ugly man

"Oh my god, you have wronged me for so many years, but the truth has come to light. Why didn't you tell me earlier." Dou Tianxiao sighed aggrievedly.

"Who is Wang Jianan?" Jiang Ran asked.

Dou Tianxiao folded the toad back. "It's the fat man who often took the lead in bullying me when I was young."

"Ah..." Jiang Ran's memory gate was also opened, "Is he still in the same class as you?"

Dou Tianxiao shook his head, "No, I heard that he has transferred to the city—give me a pen."

"What are you doing?" Jiang Ran casually picked up a fountain pen and handed it over.

Dou Tianxiao lowered his head, changed the word "ugly" to "beautiful", and said with a smile, "I'm satisfied now."

Jiang Ran was very disdainful, "Then Wang Jianan is a beautiful boy."

Dou Tianxiao said "Oh", and added the words "Jiang Ran is" on Toad's back, and said with a smile, "It's OK now."

Jiang Ran glanced at it, and said angrily, "I'm just a toad, right?"

Dou Tianxiao murmured, "How nice the toad is, isn't it a lucky draw?"

Jiang Ran took out another toad and wrote on its back: Dou Tianxiao is a little crying bag

Dou Tianxiao grabbed Toad and took a look, "Why am I crying!"

"Did you cry less often when you were a child? I saw it seventeen or eight times. You cried when you peed your pants, when someone stepped on your shoes, when you couldn't get beaten, when you didn't do well in the exam, when you were scolded by the teacher." Cry, cry even if you get lost..." Jiang Ran snapped his fingers.

"Hey hey——" Dou Tianxiao held his finger, "Those are all things from childhood, I don't cry now."

Jiang Ran smiled and put the pen back into the pen holder, "Anyway, I remember that you were like a little girl when you were young, coy and crying, this first impression can't be taken away."

Dou Tianxiao also recalled the day when he first met Jiang Ran. Although the time has passed so long that his memory has faded, he still vaguely remembers some small plots.

At that time, because of his admiration for Jiang Ran, he always imitated Jiang Ran, and wanted to become a good student like Jiang Ran, but until he graduated from elementary school, he only got good grades once.

Now that Dou Tianxiao recalled the origin of that certificate, a few frames of deep memories suddenly flashed before his eyes.

When that accident happened, he was only in the third grade of primary school. He was thirsty for knowledge about everything in the outside world, and he was ignorant. He did whatever others said, so he always thought that he saved a person who was almost kidnapped by human traffickers. Child.

But as time went by, he began to come into contact with all kinds of chaotic and bad information in society, and these information gradually gathered together, like a key, reopening the old box that had been dusty for many years.

There seemed to be a lightning strike in his mind, and he suddenly realized some dirty, distorted and unethical things lurking beneath the surface.

The north wind was blowing outside the window, Dou Tianxiao's mind was full of messy things, he tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep.

In the ears of Jiang Ran's even and slow breathing, Dou Tianxiao leaned against him and muttered softly, "Are you asleep?"

"What's the matter? Do you want me to tell you a story about Snow White and the dwarves?" Jiang Ran asked.

"Can you?" Dou Tianxiao turned to look at him.

"What do you think?" Jiang Ran asked back.

Dou Tianxiao sighed, "I feel like I probably chose a bed, so I can't sleep."

Jiang Ran rolled his eyes in the dark, "Just sleep on the floor if you keep talking."

Dou Tianxiao pursed his lips, and said softly, "Then can I sleep with your arm in my arms? I often sleep with Xiongzai in my arms at home. I don't feel at ease without Xiongzai."

Jiang Ran's eyebrows were twisted into twists, and he couldn't believe it: "Why are you like a girl, you still hug things when you sleep."

"Have you ever slept with a girl?" Dou Tianxiao asked.

"No." Jiang Ran replied without thinking.

"Then how do you know they can hug things?" Dou Tianxiao said.

Jiang Ran: "..."

He felt that his brain might have entered a dormant state, and he couldn't find the logical problem in this passage, but at this moment, two thin little claws had hooked his arm.

It was the first time for Jiang Ran to sleep with someone at such a young age. It always felt a little weird to be hugged by his arms, and the other party was a boy, but Dou Tianxiao didn't seem to want to let go. Instead, the hug became tighter and tighter. The cloth can feel his warm breath.

Jiang Ran was helpless for a while: This rat is so brave and looking for revenge...

I don't know if it was because he thought too much before going to bed, but Dou Tianxiao had a very bizarre dream that night.

He dreamed that his body became light and light, and a pair of huge and powerful wings grew from his back. When he waved his arms, the pair of wings fluttered, leading him to fly over the mountains and across the fields, in the blue sky. The sky soars.

As he flew, he felt that his body was getting lighter and smaller, and for some reason, he turned into the form of a bird again. He began to panic and wanted to fly home to see how he could He changed back into a human form, but he couldn't find his way home. In the end, he was too tired to fly, so he stopped on a tree to rest.

He looked down and saw Jiang Ran and a few classmates passing by, and immediately flew down to greet him, but Jiang Ran didn't recognize him at all, raised his hand to brush him away, and then discussed with his classmates about making specimens.

Dou Tianxiao persevered in pecking Jiang Ran's neck, trying to get his attention.

"Why is this bird haunting you all the time, or make a specimen of it, its wings are so special!" Jiang Ran's classmate said.

Jiang Ran turned to look at him, "It's pretty pretty."

Dou Tianxiao looked back at his smooth and soft feathers, and flew upwards in horror, but unexpectedly, Jiang Ran grabbed a calf and couldn't jump up.

"Help—" He tried to open his mouth wide but couldn't make any sound.

"It's still alive, it can't be used as a specimen yet." Jiang Ran easily held him in his palm.

"Then let's starve it to death first," said the classmate who suffered a thousand dollars.

Dou Tianxiao twisted his body frantically, calling for help.

Jiang Ran, as if he was afraid that he would run away, squeezed tighter and tighter, and Dou Tianxiao's neck was tightly strangled, until his eyes rolled white, and he had reached the critical point of suffocation.

"Dou! God! Xiao!——" Jiang Ran supported Dou Tianxiao's shoulder and shook it violently a few times.

Dou Tianxiao opened his eyes suddenly, and before he could recover from the suffocating panic, he looked at Shang Jiang Ran with a frowning expression, and was so frightened that he let out an "ah", bounced far away, and fell to the ground with his buttocks .

There was a loud thud with an elbow on the bedside table.

"Damn—" Dou Tianxiao slumped on the ground, rubbed his elbows, his facial features were distorted in pain, "Why are you pinching me!"

"Who pinched you! Why are you still biting in your dreams!" Jiang Ran raised his voice.

"You're still a wicked person to file a complaint first." Dou Tianxiao rubbed his buttocks and got up from the ground, "I dreamed that you were choking me, and you almost choked me to death."

"Crazy, why pinch you when I'm fine?" Jiang Ran's eyebrows stretched.

"I dreamed that I turned into a bird." Dou Tianxiao gave Shang Jiangran a meaningful expression, and added, "It's the kind that can fly."

Jiang Ran smiled and said "Oh".

Dou Tianxiao pointed to his nose, "You see my feathers look good, so you will take me as a specimen! You will starve me to death!" After finishing speaking, he looked back at his back with lingering fear.

"You only have a few hairs on your legs, what's there to see." Jiang Ran smiled disdainfully.

"I told you I'm a bird!" Dou Tianxiao frowned and gave him a sideways glance.

Jiang Ran laughed until he surrendered, "Okay, you are a bird, then what?"

"There's no more! Your classmates said they wanted to take me as a specimen as soon as they saw it. I didn't like it, and wanted to fly away, so you pinched me desperately to prevent me from leaving, and even discussed starving me to death first." Dou Tian Xiao patted his neck.

"It's all messed up." Jiang Ran pulled away the collar of his pajamas, pointed at the evidence on his neck, "You're still biting me!"