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Shang You patted Qi Ling on the shoulder with an expression that I already knew: "Be nice to my brother, or I will let my husband stab you to death."

? ? ?that's all? ? ?Qi Ling thought that Shang You wanted him not to harm Shang Qi, and he had planned his words in his heart, but Shang You responded like this: "Shouldn't you be angry?"

"Hey, angry?" Shang You said, "I have traveled all over the world with my master in the past few years. What have I not seen? It also made me understand a truth, one should live to the fullest."

After Shang You left, Shang Qi asked Qi Ling: "What did Xiao Youer tell you, she was so mysterious."

Qi Ling looked at him: "She wants me to treat you better, otherwise she will let Su Songhan prick me."

Shang Qi opened his mouth wide: "He knows."

Qi Ling covered his eyes: "I miss you so much, kiss you, she knows."

"What are you thinking in broad daylight." Shang Qi pinched Qi Ling's waist: "Then she, is she angry?"

Clutching the pinched place, she pretended to be in pain and fell on Shang Qi's body: "It hurts, of course she's out of breath, but if you don't let me think about it during the day, how about I think about it at night? I won't be able to sleep."

"Rogue." Shang Qi angrily pushed Qi Ling away.

Zhuang Zifu, who came from a distance, frowned at the intimacy of the two, and came to them: "You two are secretly increasing your relationship behind my back, aren't you? Not loyal enough."

Coughing twice in embarrassment, Shang Qi glanced at it with a big hand: "Go, I will take you to enhance your relationship."

As a result, the queen mother bumped into a few people while they were being monkey-faced, and they inevitably scolded them.

Zhuang Zifu bumped Shang Qi with his shoulder: "When will the Empress Dowager return to her Buddhist hall? Didn't you say that she will come for a while?"

"Your Highness Zifu, you can't say that." Qi Ling felt that it was too impolite to ask such a question.

Shang Lan curled her lips indifferently: "Don't talk about Zifu, I also hope that the emperor's grandmother will leave soon."

"Hurry up, next month is the [-]th birthday of the emperor's grandmother, let's go when it's over." Shang Qi plucked the hay from Shang Lan's head.

After spending a day with everyone, Shang Qi returned to the mansion, took a bath early and lay down on the bed.

"Crackling" the window was opened, and a head poked out to probe his brain.

Shang Qi didn't even lift his eyelids: "If you want to come in, hurry up and close the window."

"Why haven't you slept yet?" After closing the window and casually throwing his shoes and socks on the ground, Qi Ling lifted the quilt and got in.

Shang Qi naturally put his feet on Qi Ling's body, treating Qi Ling as a cushion of human flesh: "I want to please the imperial grandmother on her birthday. She doesn't like the mother concubine at all, and thinks that the mother concubine is bewitching the father. Every birthday, Shang Lan and I have to rack our brains."

Hold Shang Qi's hand and squeeze it here and there: "Why do you worry about their elders?"

He slammed his head against Qi Ling's chest: "Don't say such irresponsible words, let's take it as our own filial piety."

Before dawn in the morning, Qi Ling kissed Shang Qi's forehead lightly, and slipped back into the palace while the night was dark.

With the empress dowager in the palace, you can hear the process of Concubine Nian Gui being scolded from time to time. At the beginning, Shang Lan even complained and even ran into the empress dowager.

Later Shang Qi explained: "This is like the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in ordinary people's families. The father and emperor love the mother and concubine too much, and the emperor's grandmother is jealous."

Shang Lan put on a pair of adoring eyes: "Brother, you know everything."

Helping the forehead, Shang Qi pushed Shang Lan away with some disgust: "Mother Concubine said."

In the palace, Zhuangzi muffled: "Qi Ling, you and Shang Qi have a very good relationship."

Qi Ling replied naturally: "Yes, he is very nice."

Zhuang Zifu was thinking in his heart: "Do you know that before, um, that is, the king's envoy came to Xiyuan country to look for me?"

"I know, what's wrong?" Qi Ling asked.

"My mother and concubine turned out to be the princess of Xiyuan Kingdom, I never knew it." Mentioning his mother and concubine, Zhuangzi was sad and afraid.

He was terrified of being in the cold palace, being beaten by the maids, giving them leftovers, and his mother and concubine sobbing at night.

Qi Ling waited quietly for Zhuangzi to finish speaking: "The envoy Wang said that back then in Xiyuan, the mother and concubine had a person she loved very much, but there was another woman, if it wasn't for her, the mother and concubine would have married Shang Jun. "

Seeing the purpose of Zhuangzi's remark, Qi Ling asked, "What are your plans?"

"Find this woman, and I will take revenge against my mother and concubine." Zhuang Zifu's eyes were full of killing intent.

Qi Ling felt that Zhuang Zifu was very different at this moment, both unfamiliar and familiar: "Your Highness Zifu, this is Xiyuan, the woman you mentioned is a concubine, do you want to start a new war?"

"We will be quiet, we will not be discovered, you must help me." Zhuang Zifu's innocent words washed away the strangeness just now.

Qi Ling regarded him as a child who lost his temper when he couldn't get something: "Okay, I'll help you."

Zhuangzi smiled happily again: "Qi Ling is very kind of you."

He sighed helplessly, Qi Ling had Shang Qi's words in his heart, he was going to find out what the Queen Mother liked, as for Zhuang Zifu's words, he didn't take it to heart.

After several inquiries, I learned from some maids and eunuchs in the Empress Dowager's Palace that the Empress Dowager has recently become obsessed with watching operas.

"In a few days, it will be the Empress Dowager's birthday." Qi Ling and Zhuang Zifu came to Concubine Nian's Palace.

Shang Qi: "Yes, but now we don't know what gift to prepare to please the emperor's grandmother."

"What else can we give?" Shang Lan couldn't cheer up at all.

Concubine Mian looked at the newly-made clothes sent by her servants with disgust: "Hey, these clothes are really ugly."

"Mother Concubine, you are so good-looking, you will look like a fairy descending to earth in whatever you wear." Shang Qi.

Qi Ling: "I heard that the queen mother has recently become obsessed with watching theaters."

"Watching a play?" Shang Qi's eyes lit up: "This is a way."

Qi Ling was a little uncertain: "You don't mean to...?"

Shang Lan, who also guessed Shang Qi's intentions, followed Qi Ling's words and said, "Brother, are you going to find an opera troupe? It's impossible to find it. The other concubines in the palace must have already searched for the best opera troupe."

"Nope~" Shang Qi pretended to be mysterious: "I also decided - let's sing by ourselves."

As soon as this remark came out, Concubine Nian immediately vetoed it: "How decent is Cheng!"

Shang Qi said: "Mother and concubine, don't be angry. After listening to your son, let's wait for the emperor's grandmother to finish the banquet and return to the palace, and then go to perform birthday wishes for her old man alone. Add a good impression."

Such a proposal won Shang Lan's heart. If it was fun, he was the only one in the entire palace.

Aware of her son's stubborn character, Concubine Nian ordered them to be careful, and did not stop her.

Qi Ling asked, "Then how can I help you?"

"Yes." Shang Qi said unceremoniously, "You and Zifu told Father Huang that they wanted to go out for a couple of strolls in the past few days, and help us buy some clothes when we come back. Shang Lan and I are practicing how to sing at home."

"Okay, write down what you need on this paper, including what pattern you want, and I'll go tomorrow." Qi Ling took a pen and ink.

The freshness in Shang Lan's heart was aroused. Standing beside Shang Qi, he could ask a series of questions about Shang Qi's items. After a while, Shang Lan suddenly said: "Seventh brother pretends to be an actor, It should be pretty."

After all, the two are brothers, and there is no need to be ashamed to be shameless in front of each other, Shang Qi replied: "Of course, who told me to inherit such a good-looking appearance as my mother and concubine?"

It seemed that the two brothers were arguing unintentionally, but these words entered Qi Ling's heart.

He looked at Shang Qi, and unconsciously sketched the appearance of Shang Qi's actor's costume in his mind, and suddenly wanted to see such Shang Qi with his own eyes.

"Qi Ling, hey! Qi Ling!" Shang Lan waved his hands in front of his eyes.

Qi Ling came back to his senses: "Ah? What's the matter? Keep staring at my brother."

A little embarrassing.

Coughing twice, Qi Ling said without changing his face, "Maybe he was fascinated by Shang Qi's beauty."

After finishing Qi Ling, I regretted it and wanted to bite off my tongue.

On the other hand, Shang Qi: "It turns out that Qi Ling can also joke."

Only his flushed neck betrayed him.

"That's right, I was shocked!" Shang Lan patted his chest exaggeratedly.

On the day of the birthday, due to the large number of people, and to maintain the face of the royal family, no one troubled the four of them at this time.

In the evening, when the guests dispersed, Shang Qi and Shang Lan sneaked into the Empress Dowager's Palace, Guan Laomo borrowed a side hall and started to dress up, Qi Ling naturally wanted to come to help.

After putting on her makeup, she wore a bright red costume on her upper body, and her already handsome appearance was full of charm.

This kind of Shang Qi made Qi Ling's heart jump like a deer.

For the sake of safety, Qi Ling decided to wait for them to come out here, pack up together and go back.

After the empress dowager returned to the palace, the empress dowager's laughter frequently came from the main hall, which showed that their move was in the hands of the old man.

Hearing that Qi Ling was also there and worked hard for it, the Empress Dowager let him in on purpose.

When the play always ends, Shang Qi, who can sing the play, keeps flying in Qi Ling's mind.

Shang Lan was a fidgety man, he couldn't take off his costume for some reason, and Shang Qi helped him for a long time before he was freed.

As a result, this unconscionable brother quickly changed his clothes and removed his make-up, said he was going to tell the good news to his mother and concubine, and then ran away.

At this time, Shang Qi, who turned his back on Qi Ling and took off his coat, didn't know how the people behind him looked at him with fiery eyes.

In an instant, the candles flickered in the room, and the figures on the wall overlapped. Qi Ling was finally defeated by the crazy idea in his mind.

He bound Shang Qi's hands with one hand, and embraced Shang Qi vigorously with the other, and kissed the lips that hadn't had time to remove makeup accurately.

Shang Qi was still resisting at the beginning, but Qi Ling had great advantages in strength and height, so he gave up resisting, and let him roll on his mouth with his eyes open.

Kissing is enough, Qi Ling let him go, and the two looked at each other, speechless.

"Rogue." Shang Qi packed up his clothes: "Go away, go away, I'll change."

"The Queen Mother?" Qi Ling didn't know what the Queen Mother was looking for him for, but judging from his face, it seemed that it was not a good thing.

The queen mother slowly opened her eyes: "Kneel down."

Qi ordered to do so.

"Do you know your mistake?" The old mother next to the queen mother invited a strong old eunuch.

Qi Ling kowtowed: "Please make it clear, Queen Mother."

The queen mother grabbed the Buddhist beads on the table and threw them on Qi Ling's body: "Show it? You are a proton of the Dongling Kingdom! Trying to climb into the bed of the grandson of the mourning family! You shameless thing!"

Qi Ling was shocked and raised his head: "Queen Mother, this must be a misunderstanding!"

"Misunderstanding!" The Queen Mother almost kicked Qi Ling: "Su Momo, tell me."

The previous old nun blessed her body: "Yesterday, the servant was in the side hall and saw Mr. Qi pushing His Highness Qi against the wall and doing some shameful things. The old servant saw it with his own eyes."

Boom, Qi Ling's head buzzed, the Queen Mother looked down at him: "Do you have anything to say?"

The author has something to say:

I wrote a little yellow article today! ! !

Unobtrusive yellow! ! !

My god, Xiao Huangwen needs courage to take the first step, and he couldn't stop laughing wretchedly during the whole process.