I'm very happy with the skin [Comprehensive]

Lu Boyan, who has collected resources and traveled to many worlds, feels that life cannot be so boring, so, after the end of one world, he entered retirement life.

He came to a very ordinary world, no magician, no superheroes, no anti-social high IQ talents, and no villains who do whatever they want.This is a quiet and peaceful world, almost tailor-made for Lu Boyan's pension.

"Ah, this is life." Lu Boyan took a sip of tea happily, and sat in a rocking chair on the balcony, reading the newspaper in his hand under the bright sunlight.

"You're really no different from an old man if you go on like this." The system borrowed Lu Boyan's hands to create a new body for itself. The teenage boy Bai Yingying's small face was wrinkled together, her legs were curled up on the chair, and she looked disgusted. Looking at Lu Boyan's face, which is obviously a young man in his 20s, his face is as serene as an old man in his seventies and eighties.

Lu Boyan leisurely put down the teacup in his hand, shook the newspaper without even looking at the system, "What do you know, this is the life I should live."

"Hmph." The system, which felt that the rising sun was about to be turned red by the setting sun, stretched out its hands with a dejected face, and lay down on the table.

Lu Boyan glanced at the system slumped on the table, and said faintly, "If you feel bored, you can go out and play for a while."

"What are you playing?" The system turned its face sideways, and its face and mouth involuntarily pouted due to the effect of gravity, looking very aggrieved, "There is nothing interesting here, and there are not even resources." After experiencing those colorful, thrilling , a strange world.This mundane little world is too boring for the system.

Thinking of the exhausting efforts to collect resources and fight wits with the bear children before, Lu Boyan feels that the current retirement life is really beautiful.Completely ignore the system that is still muttering and complaining.

"It's so boring, so boring, so boring." The system stretched its arms and rolled on the table, and finally couldn't help sitting up, trying to attract Lu Boyan's attention.He frowned, his mouth pouted because of grievances, looked at Lu Boyan half coquettishly and half complaining, and said, "I'm so boring~"

"Okay, okay, okay." Lu Boyan rubbed the head of the system perfunctorily, his eyes still fixed on the news in the newspaper, and comforted absently, "Then find some friends to play with you."

As the voice fell, it seemed that some kind of imprisonment had been broken.Suddenly the whole world shook, and then it ended as quietly as it came.

? ? ?Lu Boyan stared blankly at the teacup that had just been tilted on the table due to the vibration. The tea in it flowed slowly along the table, and finally dripped on the ground.

One drop, two drops, three drops...

For some reason, Lu Boyan felt a sudden panic in his heart, as if something happened.

"Is it an earthquake?" The system of the big heart stood up without feeling at all, and looked down from the balcony with its arms propped up.But the streets were peaceful, and no one panicked, as if nothing had happened just now, let alone shaking.

"Hello—Auntie—" the system called out to the aunt downstairs who often went to buy pancakes and fruit to ask, "Did there be an earthquake just now? Why did I feel that the ground shook just now?"

The aunt raised her head and couldn't help showing a smile when she saw the system's white and cute face. After hearing the system's words, the smile widened a bit, "What kind of earthquake is there? Did Xiao Tong feel wrong? Would you like to come to Auntie's to buy some pancakes and fruits?"

wrong?The system is not a real person, he did not have the illusion to say that.If he felt it, it was real, not to mention the cup on the table is also a proof.But the others didn't feel it—the system scratched its head and declined the aunt's kindness, then retracted its head.

"What's wrong?" The system was a little confused.

Lu Boyan ignored the panic and said to him: "You can quickly collect world data, and see what happened just now."

"That's also a way." The system waved at Lu Boyan, and ran back to the room in three jumps, ready to connect to the supercomputer in the room.

Lu Boyan, who lifted his teacup up, shook the newspaper and continued to read the news just now.If he knew what would happen in the future, he would definitely take the system and run away immediately instead of just reading the newspaper here.

Waking up early in the morning, Lu Boyan was swaying his arms and doing Tai Chi in the park with a few elderly people in Taoist robes.

The system is an artificial intelligence, and now he has a body and is also a teenager with Internet addiction.Not to mention the need to find out the cause of the shock that day, even if he is strong, he can't resist the huge amount of world data.After staying up all night, the system told Lu Boyan that the data was not searched completely, and reminded him to bring himself pancakes and fruits before turning off the machine and taking a rest.

"A watermelon is divided into two halves, you have half and he has half. If you don't want it, give it to me, and if he doesn't want it, he will give it to me again, and it becomes a big watermelon again..." the leading grandfather squatted with his legs half-legged in a pony stance, and said in his mouth Following the formula of the movement, the hands and feet kept following the movement.

Lu Boyan has gone from being stunned at the beginning to now being able to understand the meaning of the formula very well and keep up with the rhythm.Not to mention, it's much easier to follow the formula than memorize the movements yourself.

"...Watermelon...Give it to me..." After listening too much, Lu Boyan couldn't help but started to chant the magic formula.

"Do you want to eat watermelon? A familiar voice came from Lu Boyan's back.

scare? ? ! !Lu Boyan turned his head abruptly, and saw Steve, a tall man standing aside, showing him a signature smile, his bright white teeth reflecting bright light under the sun.

"Lu, long time no see."

"Yes, yes, long time no see." Lu Boyan smiled dryly.Long time no see you big head ghost? ?Why is Steve here? ?

"Why are you here?" Lu Boyan asked what he most wanted to ask.

"Because brother, didn't you invite your friends to play? I accepted your invitation and came here." Steve said with a smile, as if he didn't see the sudden change in Lu Boyan's face when he saw him.

"Invite friends to play? Ha, ha ha ha." Lu Boyan had an idea in his heart but asked with a glimmer of hope, "How many friends did I invite?"

"I don't know about that." Steve was already rolling with laughter in his heart. The veteran who has experienced many battles is not a young sheep.Steve, who had already learned it badly, said with a cute smile on his face, "However, I saw that Tony and Bucky were both invited, and when we came, we saw a few people riding brooms."

a bolt from the blue! !Lu Boyan only felt a pain in his head, wishing to immediately turn back the time.Why didn't I sneak back the Eye of Agomotto before?Lu Boyan wailed in his heart, as if he had already seen the Shura Field he was about to face in the future.

"Brother, what's the matter? Are you uncomfortable?" Steve looked at Lu Boyan pretending to be worried and said, "Does my brother know those people? And what friends does my brother have, why don't I know?"

Of course you don't know?Because you are not in the same world.Lu Boyan sighed inwardly—wait a minute, it’s not from the same world!

Lu Boyan raised his head abruptly, looked at Steve who was standing there without making a sound, and panicked in his heart - I won't fall off...

[Yes, you fell off the horse——] The system made a faint sound.

[Tongzi, why did you turn on the phone?What happened? ] Lu Boyan panicked a lot, but asked calmly.

The system looked at the two men who were sitting at the head of his bed and those who were standing at the edge of the bed, and wished he could immediately pull Lu Boyan back to face the Shura field here.

[The dimensional wall is broken, the cause should be the phrase you said 'find friends to play'. ] The system explained quickly [Every friend you recognized before will receive an invitation letter, and if you agree to the invitation, you will come to this world.After coming here, the invitation letter will show them the way, take them to your location, and complete the task of inviting friends to play. ]

Lu Boyan only felt that he was going to ascend to heaven, what the hell is this world, what about the agreed pension?fall!

[Also, the invitation letter disclosed all your vests. ] The system looked at Lu Boyan's spit out, and said gloatingly.

You must know that when Lu Boyan traveled around the world before, even though he had the same name, his appearance was still different after all.So if you just mention the name, everyone will think that the difference in appearance is just a coincidence of the same name and surname.But now the invitation letter lists all his identities, so now everyone knows that this is a person.

Why don't you let me die?Lu Boyan suddenly didn't dare to go home.

"Brother?" Steve looked at the changing expression on Lu Boyan's face for a while, and then reminded, "Brother, you haven't answered my question yet."

"It should, it should be a friend I know." Lu Boyan laughed twice, trying to skip the topic, "What about Bucky and Tony? Why don't you see them?"

"The two of them went directly to my brother's house. I didn't run in the morning before I came here this morning, so I thought about running around here. I didn't expect to meet my brother by such a coincidence." Steve said with a smile, "Then brother, let's go back home?"

go home! !These two words bombarded Lu Boyan's head like a missile, turning his brain into scorched earth, making him completely unable to think of any way to avoid this Shura field.

"Brother, let's go." Seeing Lu Boyan's delay in answering, Steve pushed Lu Boyan's body forward half forcefully, "Brother, don't you want to catch up with us?"

I don't think I don't want me to leave, Lu Boyan wants to cry but has no tears, I just hope that when I go home, I can see the intact house instead of ruins.

"Yo, our 'good friend' is back."

Just as Lu Boyan entered the door, he heard this voice that made him not want to hear it again. When he thought of the owner of this voice—almost everyone present could hear the clicking sound when Lu Boyan turned his head.

"Sherlock, long time no see." Lu Boyan showed a 'kind' smile.

"Yeah, long time no see. I didn't even know you had this ability." Sherlock closed the book in his hand, showing a daily mocking smile.

"Sherlock." Watson pulled his arm without a trace, and stopped him in a low voice.

"I have a lot of skills, but you don't know it." Lu Boyan, who is used to fighting with people, immediately retorted.

"Yeah, I really didn't know you are so powerful." A faint voice came from the sofa in the corner, and the first thing that caught people's eyes was a waving cloak.

"Haha, Stephen, how have you been living happily recently?" Thinking of the big gift he gave them before leaving, Lu Boyan felt that he might not be able to walk out of this house today.

"When I think about your leaving, I'm so sad that I can't sleep." The corner of Strange's mouth was slightly hooked, and he smiled at Lu Boyan.

! ! !From Lu Boyan's point of view, this is like a life-threatening smile of impermanence in black and white.

"Hahahaha, what are you talking about." Lu Boyan laughed dryly, and hurriedly changed people to greet him, for fear that he would be beaten if he continued.

"Harry, Viktor!" Lu Boyan looked around, and finally found two cuties among a group of big guys who couldn't be messed with.He strode forward and gave each one a big hug with one arm, "How are you doing recently? Why didn't Hermione and Draco come?"

Harry and Viktor felt helpless being held in Lu Boyan's arms.

"It's not bad recently, and there's another piece of good news." Viktor straightened up and said with joy, "Hermione is pregnant, so she's recuperating at home. Let me say sorry to you."

"There's nothing to be sorry about. I should congratulate you. You have another baby." Lu Boyan happily patted his first friend, feeling really happy for him.By the way, I glanced at the surrounding people with contempt, and looked at them, how many children have been born, and none of you are even married.

"Where's Draco? Why didn't Harry come with him?" Lu Boyan turned his head and asked.

Harry is actually a gentle guy.He was bullied by his aunt's family when he was young, so he generally didn't lose his temper with others, but facing the culprit, sorry, he didn't feel the need to restrain his temper.Harry showed a gloomy smile and said, "Draco? Draco is busy looking after the children at home, so where is he free? Before I left, he warned me so that I must remember to convey his thanks to you, Thank you for giving us the opportunity to have a child." When he said the last sentence, Harry was gnashing his teeth a bit.

You have to learn to change diapers and feed milk formula at a young age.When the children are older, they still have to play with them, not to mention that ignorant children are all bear children. The young father who has been tricked so many times feels that his hair will turn gray.Especially Draco, Harry worried every time he looked at him if his hairline would recede a few centimeters.

"No thanks, no thanks." Harry said without saying that Lu Boyan almost forgot what he had done before, and waved his hand guiltily.

"Child? Can two boys also have children?" Wade came out from behind Lu Boyan mysteriously.

"What do you care about so much? You don't have children." Lu Boyan was taken aback, and when he heard this, he immediately rolled his eyes at him angrily.

Wade thought about the little spider he had chased so hard for so long, and made a fist with one hand and slapped the palm of the other—with this thing, he can be a father with a son!Thinking of the little spider's character of attaching great importance to his family, Wade felt that this trick would definitely work.

"Who says I won't have children, let me tell you that I have a husband." Wade rolled his eyes, and immediately started making things up.In fact, what he said was right, he had a husband, but it was a one-sided husband, and people didn't recognize his ideas at all.

"Just you?" Lu Boyan looked at Wade's big round and sincere eyes with disbelief on his face. After thinking about it, he narrowed his eyes suspiciously, and asked in a very uncertain tone: "You are talking about Stephen. ?”

Pfft - Strange, who was shot innocently, spat out a mouthful of blood.

"Oh, how could it be Stephen?" Wade twisted his waist anxiously, "You don't know him anyway." He leaned close to Lu Boyan and whispered in Lu Boyan's ear, "If you promise me, I will help you You act as an internal response to help you stop some people."

Lu Boyan froze, thinking it was a good idea.If you don't ask Wade to forcefully stop everyone, as long as you reveal some news to him, Lu Boyan won't have to wait so anxiously and tremblingly.

So this is how much sin I have committed before, so that I feel that I want to fuck when I see people.

"Deal." Lu Boyan replied in a low voice, "Help me solve it and I'll give you the solution."

"Okay." Wade quickly responded, already thinking about the future of his and Little Spider's child.It must be white and tender like a little spider, Wade smiled silly and wiped away the saliva that accidentally fell.

"Lu—you're finally back." Accompanied by the excited voice of the system, he rushed into Lu Boyan's arms like a small cannonball, hugged his waist tightly, and opened his mouth carefully under the cover of his arm. Together—"You can take care of those two troublesome ghosts yourself, I can't help it anyway." After finishing speaking, the system closed its eyes and buried itself in Lu Boyan's arms as if pretending to be dead without looking up.

Holding back the smile on the corner of his mouth, Lu Boyan slowly raised his head, and saw two people who were equally difficult to deal with.

"Lu, as a 16-year-old with a degree from MIT, and later created a business as big as Stoke Industries, I am a great inventor and physicist. This little boy dares to refute me, I think He's trying to challenge my authority." Tony clasped his hands in front of his chest, murmured unconvinced.

"Hey, I'm not a little boy, I'm an adult." Sheldon said with his eyes widened unhappily, "Please call me Dr. Cooper, my degree is higher than yours, thank you. Oh, and—" Speaking of which, Shelton raised his head, relying on him being taller than Tony, looked at him with eyes downcast and contemptuously, and said in a loud voice, "I got my Ph.D. when I was 15 years old. So much shorter Mr. Stock."

Tony's eyes were darkened by the impact of these words, and then he roared and was about to rush towards Sheldon, trying to give him a fat beating.

"Tony, Tony, calm down." Steve held Tony tightly, preventing him from actually rushing out and beating someone up.After all, Sheldon's small body looks tall but actually weak, even if Tony is a middle-aged man with a small belly and wearing height-increasing insoles, he can beat him to the teeth.

"Sheldon, stop talking." Rannard really wanted to go back to the past, and covered Sheldon's mouth the first time he spoke.Now he can only hope that Captain America can stop Iron Man from summoning the armor, otherwise he feels that both himself and Sheldon will fall here.

Seeing Tony's ferocious expression, Shelton was also taken aback. He insisted and said, "Iron Man will be removed from my favorite superhero, and will be listed as my least favorite superhero." Lan Nadella went to the most remote corner to try to avoid Tony's vicious sight.

"Bah, who cares about your liking." Tony was held in Steve's arms, and he could only stretch out his arms and scratch his teeth and claws to vent his emotions.

"Okay, Tony." Steve said helplessly, "Don't be angry about this trivial matter, in my heart you are the greatest physicist."

"Really?" A smile appeared on Tony's face immediately, and then he said awkwardly, "For your sake, let him go."

"Okay." Steve smiled brightly.

"I announce that Captain America will also be removed from my list of favorite superheroes," Sheldon muttered with his unhappy little hand.

Ha, so now I declare Captain America as my favorite superhero number one.Lanard, who saw that Iron Man no longer paid attention to this side, was relieved, and said silently in his heart.

"So everyone is invited by me to come here to play, do you want to play something?" Lu Boyan decided to take the initiative to avoid being taken away.

"Play, of course you have to have fun." For a while, everyone showed a meaningful smile.

Ah, can I run now?Lu Boyan's smile almost froze on his face.

[No, just hold on, I will solve the problem of world consciousness, otherwise it will be easy for us to leave, and they will all stay here. ] The system has already used Lu Boyan to attract firepower, lying on the spare sofa at the side as if pretending to be dead, concentrating on the signal that there is no one here.

[Okay, okay. ] Lu Boyan swallowed tremblingly, [Then hurry up, I'm a little flustered. ]

[Come on, I'll do it as soon as possible. ] After the system finished speaking, it unilaterally cut off the contact, leaving only Lu Boyan to fight alone. Of course, no one else wanted to trouble him.

! ! !Lu Boyan widened his eyes, looked at the group of people with malicious intentions in front of him and showed a smile, and then - turned around...

? ? ! !A group of people who were dazed for a moment came to their senses and ran after him, "Stop him, don't let him run away!" Strange took the lead and stretched out his hand, drawing a space-time circle on the road that Lu Boyan was going to pass.

Xiao Mian, I will do this trick too.Lu Boyan curled his lips, kicked his feet and dodged the space-time circle, and then turned around in the air suddenly to avoid the 'all petrification' shot by Harry.

"Harry, you've learned badly, how can you treat your uncle like this?" Lu Boyan accused Harry of 'grievance', while running out non-stop.

Although Sherlock really wanted to teach Lu Boyan a lesson himself, his physical fitness was really inferior to these 'non-humans'. He stared at Lu Boyan's figure intently, and said loudly, "His left foot is exerting force at 45 degrees, ready to jump Go to the (113, 89) position on the wall on the right..."

Lu Boyan, who had already exerted his strength, was almost blasted into the sky as soon as he stepped on the wall.

Tony lowered his height and opened his mask to blink Lu Boyan who was looking back, "bingo!" He gestured with a gun.

Lu Boyan, who was chased all the way by the chickens and dogs, was about to cry. A group of people, even the most useless Leonard and Sheldon, drove the car out of breath to see him in distress.

[Tongzi, all, good system, are you all right? ] Lu Boyan dodged the shield thrown by Steve, but his face was covered in dust from the shock.

Now Lu Boyan's hair is fried, his face is swarthy, and his clothes are torn several times.If someone he knew came over, he would definitely not be able to recognize that this was the gentle and aged young man who played Tai Chi.

[Immediately, you count down to dozens. ] The system said slowly.In fact, it had been arranged a long time ago, but it had been a long time since I saw Lu Boyan in such a mess, that's why he didn't speak up.

Huh, it's finally coming to an end.Lu Boyan heaved a sigh of relief, and gave Wade a small look at Wade, who had been fishing in troubled waters.

Wade narrowed his eyes knowingly, and rushed out ahead of others, blocking their sight with his body.

Lu Boyan stepped back lightly on his toes, and flung a ring into Wade's arms lightly, and no one else noticed what happened at this moment.

Ten, nine, eight, seven—

When Lu Boyan raised his hand, countless vines broke through the ground and tied everyone's legs almost instantly, making everyone unable to move.Taking advantage of this moment, Lu Boyan raised his hand, wow - the sky only started to rain in this area.

Six, five, four—

Just when the drenched people broke free from the vines and were about to go forward again, a thunderbolt struck. Because the water conducts electricity, they trembled a few times before collapsing to the ground.

Not to mention that Tony was wearing metal armor. With a few buzzing sounds, the armor opened, and Tony with an explosive head walked out turning left and right, and then fell to the ground in a flash.

Three, two, one——

Very satisfied, Lu Boyan took a group photo for everyone.In the photo, Lu Boyan with chicken coop hair occupies the front position compared to Ye, and behind him is a group of people with creative hairstyles and dark faces lying on the ground.This photo is simply a group photo of creative killers.

"Goodbye, there will be a time~~"

Lu Boyan waved to the group of people behind him and left without taking a cloud. With his departure, the group of people paralyzed on the ground also disappeared and returned to their place.

Is it true that a friend comes from afar?

The author has something to say:

This is equivalent to a side story about Lugou's retirement after experiencing many worlds. Some characters in it have not appeared now, but they may not appear in the future (no).

As for going back when the little spider finds out that he has a child, maybe there will be one more person chasing and killing Lugou next time~~