[Comprehensive] Sakuramoto
Chapter 31
Being taken by Nezha alone to other worlds, Jinjian is so excited, this is an honor that the original sword Bee Suga and the first forged sword Akita did not have!
But why is this hell different from what I thought?Green mountains and green waters.
Seemingly seeing Jin Jian's doubts, Nezha took the initiative to explain his doubts: "We haven't reached hell yet, because we came here through a formal way, and we have to go through the security check at the gate of hell."
"Security check?" The old sword, Jinjian from the Heian era was a little puzzled by some unfamiliar modern vocabulary.
"Security inspection is a saying from humans. It can prevent some malicious visitors. Ah, here we are." Nezha explained while walking forward with Jinjian, and stopped after a while.
"It's here?" Jin Jian's eyes were a little confused, isn't this still in the mountains?There is no gate to hell.
Nezha took out the license, the sound of ancient gears turning out of nowhere, and a gate more than ten meters high suddenly appeared in front of them, the gate was pulled inward, and the inside was so dark that it was hard to see clearly. Jin Jian grabbed Nezha's arm in fear.
"Hmm~ Is there an adult visiting?"
"Ah! So cute!"
Nezha took this sword and stepped into the gate of hell. The moment he stepped in, the light was much brighter, and he saw some tall stone pillars. Then, wearing a skirt and heavy makeup, he stood on his feet in a human posture. The cow and the horse successfully frightened Jin Jian.
"Ah! What is this!"
"It's impolite~ It's so unreasonable to shout at a lady like that!"
"Yes, yes. Niutou, let us introduce ourselves to the guests."
"Okay, horse head."
"Bull's head? Horse's head?" Nezha tilted his head. Their hell has a bull's head and a horse's face. Does Dongpu's hell also have a bull's head and a horse's head?
"Yes! We are..." Matou blinked his left eye at Nezha and the others.
"The gatekeeper of hell." Niutou blinked his right eye at Nezha and the others.
The bull's head and the horse's head are spinning together: "The bull's head and the horse's head, the bull's head and the horse's head, the bull's head and the horse's head, wow ~ aha ~ we are the bull's head and the horse head! Guard the gate of hell for thousands of years!"
At the end, she put on a heart-shaped ending.
Don't say it, it's a bit spicy.
'Hell is indeed terrible. ' Jin Jian thought in his heart.
Nezha has never seen anything strange in the past thousands of years. Although such hot-eyed ones are rare, he is still very calm: "You two beauties, can you tell me how to get to the security checkpoint?"
"Ah~ I've been called a beauty!" Niutou held his face shyly.
"Oh, really, really, really." Matou also shook his body shyly.
Then Nezha and Jinjian were enthusiastically led by Niutou and Matou to the security checkpoint.Seeing the bull's head and the horse's head, the complexions of the ghost soldiers at the security checkpoint changed, and they greeted with a forced smile, checking Nezha and the others at the fastest speed.
After bidding farewell to the reluctant bull and horse heads, Nezha asked the ghost soldiers, "Who is in charge of Dongying Hell?"
"The person in charge? The person in charge is King Yan Mo, but the one who receives the foreign guests... ah, here we come! Master Ghost Lantern! Here, here!"
Without needing to be greeted by the jailer, Ghost Lamp put down what he was doing and rushed over when he felt the powerful presence coming from hell.The little broken steps are fast, but they can still exude a strong aura that is stable and reliable, and strangers should not enter. He is also a very powerful character.
"This is the first assistant officer under Yan Mo's throne, Ghost Lantern. Welcome your distinguished guests." In the blink of an eye, Ghost Lantern had already arrived in front of Nezha and the others.
"Hello, I'm Nezha, this is Jinjian!" Nezha waved to the ghost lamp.
"I'm Jinjian! It's the third prince's bodyguard knife!" Without the bull head and horse head, Jinjian returned to a lively appearance, showing a big smile to the ghost lamp.
Ghost Lantern lowered his head expressionlessly, and after a moment of silence, he said, "Nice to meet you."
Compared with the cold and hard tone at the beginning, this sentence is a little softer, of course, just a little bit.Cute children still have a little bit of privilege here in the ghost lamp.
"We came here because we heard that there is a man named Yuan Yoshitsune in this hell. Can you take us to meet him? He is from the Heian era." Nezha directly stated his intention of coming.
"Genyoshitsu? Ah, it's Ushiwakamaru." Gui Deng clenched his right hand and hammered his left hand, took out a golden pocket watch from his pocket and looked at it: "It's almost time, exactly, this afternoon is the one hundred and zeroth Ushiwakamaru was the host of the exercise at the Prisoners Games, and he should have already prepared at the venue by now."
Nezha turned his head and asked Jin Jian quietly: "Is Niu Ruowan the person you are looking for?"
Imai nodded uncertainly: "It should be, it seems that Yoshitsune's nickname was this when he was a child."
After confirming that the person was right, Nezha and the others followed the ghost lamp.
The jailers who met on the road bowed and greeted the ghost lamp respectfully, which shows that his status is not low.
Because there is a sports meeting in the afternoon, there are not many jailers staying behind to punish the undead.After waiting for the unhappy place in the living hell, I found that the small animal jailers here all ran to watch the fun, and there were not enough jailers left to guard the undead.Some undead were lying leisurely on the ground with their legs crossed, humming songs.
Seeing this, Gui Deng excused Nezha.From nowhere, he pulled out a huge mace, and with a few sticks, he hammered the undead into the ground and buried them, only a swollen head was exposed.
Gui Deng frowned and gave a "tsk" sound: "I didn't expect such an omission."
Ne Zha comforted and patted the back of Jin Jian's hand, who was frightened by the sudden violence of the ghost lamp.Then he asked Ghost Lantern enthusiastically: "Are you in trouble? Is there anything I can do to help?"
I haven't done it for a long time, and suddenly I feel itchy.
"It's okay, there is a small mistake, and it will be dealt with." Ghost Lamp took out a small notebook from nowhere, and wrote down the mistake he discovered today.The punishment for these evil undead cannot be relaxed in the slightest.
"Is it because there are not enough people?" Nezha was not surprised when he heard the refusal of the ghost lamp. Hell also wants to save face, so there is no reason to let the guests do it casually.
"Compared with the population explosion of human beings, the ghosts and gods in hell pay more attention to prenatal and postnatal care." Ghost Lantern returned to Nezha's side and answered him: "Xanadu only accepts undead who can enter heaven. Human beings who do evil are better than pure and kind humans There are too many, and it is normal to be understaffed."
"Eh? Are all the ghosts and gods in your hell born? The ghosts in our hell were also human beings before they were alive." Nezha looked curiously at the small pointed horn on the ghost lamp's forehead.
"Before I became a ghost, I was also a human orphan. I was a ghost who was attracted by the villagers' living sacrifices because of resentment and attracted the surrounding will-o'-the-wisps." Ghost Lantern said to Nezha: "But I have a strong mind and become a ghost. There are not many of them."
"Is that so? It sounds very powerful." Nezha nodded his cheeks and thought for a moment: "I suddenly have an idea, can you make punishing others a punishment? In this way, the problem of insufficient manpower can be solved. right?"
"Ah, you mean to let M do S things, and if you want to get S but you can only S to others, is this the spiritual punishment you want but can't get!" Ghost Lamp immediately recorded this idea in a small notebook, and then solemnly Said to Nezha: "Please be sure to have a more in-depth discussion with me about the punishment method for ascending hell."
"No problem!" Nezha nodded heavily.
Jin Jian on the side: "..." Although I didn't quite understand it, the auras of the Third Prince and this Master Ghost Lamp are so terrifying, hey!
Along the way, Nezha and Ghost Lantern muttered each time they passed a hellish sector, adding to the already dire punishment.After all, hell is already full of undead, and each undead is still punished in hell for tens of thousands of years, and the punishing jailers will also be tired.It is better to change the amount of compensation to quality compensation, reduce the number of years of punishment, and increase the severity of punishment.
Also, if you commit multiple sins, you will be punished for a period of time in this hell, and you will be punished in that hell for a period of time, aren't you used to being punished?Just come to a combination set, how can I just cook it in hot water, why do I have to cut the skin and apply a layer of chili oil before putting it in the pot!
The two non-human beings have a lot of business, and they are full of ideas. Jin Jian was trembling at the beginning, but he has calmed down as if his soul has come out of his body. Anyway, he is a sword, even if he dies, he will not go to hell. Miserable things are what other people have to go through anyway, it's none of his business!
After calming down, Jinjian tentatively put forward several constructive suggestions.For example, let the undead who were afraid of heights ride a roller coaster, and fake a speeding accident at the highest point.There are also piles of bad ideas.
By the time they got to the venue where the sports meeting was held, Ghost Lantern's thick little notebook was already filled up.
Satisfied, Gui Deng put away the small book, and took Nezha and Jin Jian to find Yuan Yijing.
Minamoto Yoshitsune is trying out the outfit.This year's sports meeting, Ghost Lantern wanted to be more formal, and specially invited Minamoto Yoshitsune and Mimomo Maki to be the male and female hosts, and even prepared evening gowns for them to be the hostess attire.
As the mascot of this sports meeting, Jiezi changed her outfit first and went out. When she saw the ghost lamp approaching, she held up her little skirt and said hello softly, and asked a little shyly, "I'm wearing such a cute dress." Is your skirt okay?"
"No problem, this is very suitable for Miss Mustard." Ghost Lantern replied.
"It's so cute!" Jin Jian looked down at the little rabbit in the pink skirt, and the love almost appeared in his eyes.I really didn't expect that there could be such a cute creature in hell!
"Ah! Are there any guests? I'm so sorry." Two small blushes appeared on Mustard's cheeks.
Nezha also thought Mustard Seed was very cute, so he took out a carrot seed from his treasure bag and used poplar nectar to grow it. The sweet aroma of radish immediately attracted Mustard Seed's attention.
"For you, a meeting gift." Nezha knelt down and handed the carrot to Jiezi.
"This is really embarrassing." Jiezi took the radish, hugged it and bowed to Nezha: "Thank you so much, if you need help, please come to me."
Mustard's thin voice suddenly became violent and hoarse: "If there is someone who needs revenge, it doesn't matter if it's a civet cat or a frivolous man, it doesn't matter if it's lighting a fire or cooking it."
After saying this, Mustard Seed turned into a cute look again: "Ah, I'm so sorry, it makes me unhappy when I mention bad things."
Nezha was not frightened by the sudden change in Mustard Seed's painting style: "Haha, it's okay, it's okay, what you said reminds me of a friend of mine, and he also likes to avenge others."
Jiezi's ears moved, and she was as happy as if she had found a relative: "Really? I really want to meet him."
But why is this hell different from what I thought?Green mountains and green waters.
Seemingly seeing Jin Jian's doubts, Nezha took the initiative to explain his doubts: "We haven't reached hell yet, because we came here through a formal way, and we have to go through the security check at the gate of hell."
"Security check?" The old sword, Jinjian from the Heian era was a little puzzled by some unfamiliar modern vocabulary.
"Security inspection is a saying from humans. It can prevent some malicious visitors. Ah, here we are." Nezha explained while walking forward with Jinjian, and stopped after a while.
"It's here?" Jin Jian's eyes were a little confused, isn't this still in the mountains?There is no gate to hell.
Nezha took out the license, the sound of ancient gears turning out of nowhere, and a gate more than ten meters high suddenly appeared in front of them, the gate was pulled inward, and the inside was so dark that it was hard to see clearly. Jin Jian grabbed Nezha's arm in fear.
"Hmm~ Is there an adult visiting?"
"Ah! So cute!"
Nezha took this sword and stepped into the gate of hell. The moment he stepped in, the light was much brighter, and he saw some tall stone pillars. Then, wearing a skirt and heavy makeup, he stood on his feet in a human posture. The cow and the horse successfully frightened Jin Jian.
"Ah! What is this!"
"It's impolite~ It's so unreasonable to shout at a lady like that!"
"Yes, yes. Niutou, let us introduce ourselves to the guests."
"Okay, horse head."
"Bull's head? Horse's head?" Nezha tilted his head. Their hell has a bull's head and a horse's face. Does Dongpu's hell also have a bull's head and a horse's head?
"Yes! We are..." Matou blinked his left eye at Nezha and the others.
"The gatekeeper of hell." Niutou blinked his right eye at Nezha and the others.
The bull's head and the horse's head are spinning together: "The bull's head and the horse's head, the bull's head and the horse's head, the bull's head and the horse's head, wow ~ aha ~ we are the bull's head and the horse head! Guard the gate of hell for thousands of years!"
At the end, she put on a heart-shaped ending.
Don't say it, it's a bit spicy.
'Hell is indeed terrible. ' Jin Jian thought in his heart.
Nezha has never seen anything strange in the past thousands of years. Although such hot-eyed ones are rare, he is still very calm: "You two beauties, can you tell me how to get to the security checkpoint?"
"Ah~ I've been called a beauty!" Niutou held his face shyly.
"Oh, really, really, really." Matou also shook his body shyly.
Then Nezha and Jinjian were enthusiastically led by Niutou and Matou to the security checkpoint.Seeing the bull's head and the horse's head, the complexions of the ghost soldiers at the security checkpoint changed, and they greeted with a forced smile, checking Nezha and the others at the fastest speed.
After bidding farewell to the reluctant bull and horse heads, Nezha asked the ghost soldiers, "Who is in charge of Dongying Hell?"
"The person in charge? The person in charge is King Yan Mo, but the one who receives the foreign guests... ah, here we come! Master Ghost Lantern! Here, here!"
Without needing to be greeted by the jailer, Ghost Lamp put down what he was doing and rushed over when he felt the powerful presence coming from hell.The little broken steps are fast, but they can still exude a strong aura that is stable and reliable, and strangers should not enter. He is also a very powerful character.
"This is the first assistant officer under Yan Mo's throne, Ghost Lantern. Welcome your distinguished guests." In the blink of an eye, Ghost Lantern had already arrived in front of Nezha and the others.
"Hello, I'm Nezha, this is Jinjian!" Nezha waved to the ghost lamp.
"I'm Jinjian! It's the third prince's bodyguard knife!" Without the bull head and horse head, Jinjian returned to a lively appearance, showing a big smile to the ghost lamp.
Ghost Lantern lowered his head expressionlessly, and after a moment of silence, he said, "Nice to meet you."
Compared with the cold and hard tone at the beginning, this sentence is a little softer, of course, just a little bit.Cute children still have a little bit of privilege here in the ghost lamp.
"We came here because we heard that there is a man named Yuan Yoshitsune in this hell. Can you take us to meet him? He is from the Heian era." Nezha directly stated his intention of coming.
"Genyoshitsu? Ah, it's Ushiwakamaru." Gui Deng clenched his right hand and hammered his left hand, took out a golden pocket watch from his pocket and looked at it: "It's almost time, exactly, this afternoon is the one hundred and zeroth Ushiwakamaru was the host of the exercise at the Prisoners Games, and he should have already prepared at the venue by now."
Nezha turned his head and asked Jin Jian quietly: "Is Niu Ruowan the person you are looking for?"
Imai nodded uncertainly: "It should be, it seems that Yoshitsune's nickname was this when he was a child."
After confirming that the person was right, Nezha and the others followed the ghost lamp.
The jailers who met on the road bowed and greeted the ghost lamp respectfully, which shows that his status is not low.
Because there is a sports meeting in the afternoon, there are not many jailers staying behind to punish the undead.After waiting for the unhappy place in the living hell, I found that the small animal jailers here all ran to watch the fun, and there were not enough jailers left to guard the undead.Some undead were lying leisurely on the ground with their legs crossed, humming songs.
Seeing this, Gui Deng excused Nezha.From nowhere, he pulled out a huge mace, and with a few sticks, he hammered the undead into the ground and buried them, only a swollen head was exposed.
Gui Deng frowned and gave a "tsk" sound: "I didn't expect such an omission."
Ne Zha comforted and patted the back of Jin Jian's hand, who was frightened by the sudden violence of the ghost lamp.Then he asked Ghost Lantern enthusiastically: "Are you in trouble? Is there anything I can do to help?"
I haven't done it for a long time, and suddenly I feel itchy.
"It's okay, there is a small mistake, and it will be dealt with." Ghost Lamp took out a small notebook from nowhere, and wrote down the mistake he discovered today.The punishment for these evil undead cannot be relaxed in the slightest.
"Is it because there are not enough people?" Nezha was not surprised when he heard the refusal of the ghost lamp. Hell also wants to save face, so there is no reason to let the guests do it casually.
"Compared with the population explosion of human beings, the ghosts and gods in hell pay more attention to prenatal and postnatal care." Ghost Lantern returned to Nezha's side and answered him: "Xanadu only accepts undead who can enter heaven. Human beings who do evil are better than pure and kind humans There are too many, and it is normal to be understaffed."
"Eh? Are all the ghosts and gods in your hell born? The ghosts in our hell were also human beings before they were alive." Nezha looked curiously at the small pointed horn on the ghost lamp's forehead.
"Before I became a ghost, I was also a human orphan. I was a ghost who was attracted by the villagers' living sacrifices because of resentment and attracted the surrounding will-o'-the-wisps." Ghost Lantern said to Nezha: "But I have a strong mind and become a ghost. There are not many of them."
"Is that so? It sounds very powerful." Nezha nodded his cheeks and thought for a moment: "I suddenly have an idea, can you make punishing others a punishment? In this way, the problem of insufficient manpower can be solved. right?"
"Ah, you mean to let M do S things, and if you want to get S but you can only S to others, is this the spiritual punishment you want but can't get!" Ghost Lamp immediately recorded this idea in a small notebook, and then solemnly Said to Nezha: "Please be sure to have a more in-depth discussion with me about the punishment method for ascending hell."
"No problem!" Nezha nodded heavily.
Jin Jian on the side: "..." Although I didn't quite understand it, the auras of the Third Prince and this Master Ghost Lamp are so terrifying, hey!
Along the way, Nezha and Ghost Lantern muttered each time they passed a hellish sector, adding to the already dire punishment.After all, hell is already full of undead, and each undead is still punished in hell for tens of thousands of years, and the punishing jailers will also be tired.It is better to change the amount of compensation to quality compensation, reduce the number of years of punishment, and increase the severity of punishment.
Also, if you commit multiple sins, you will be punished for a period of time in this hell, and you will be punished in that hell for a period of time, aren't you used to being punished?Just come to a combination set, how can I just cook it in hot water, why do I have to cut the skin and apply a layer of chili oil before putting it in the pot!
The two non-human beings have a lot of business, and they are full of ideas. Jin Jian was trembling at the beginning, but he has calmed down as if his soul has come out of his body. Anyway, he is a sword, even if he dies, he will not go to hell. Miserable things are what other people have to go through anyway, it's none of his business!
After calming down, Jinjian tentatively put forward several constructive suggestions.For example, let the undead who were afraid of heights ride a roller coaster, and fake a speeding accident at the highest point.There are also piles of bad ideas.
By the time they got to the venue where the sports meeting was held, Ghost Lantern's thick little notebook was already filled up.
Satisfied, Gui Deng put away the small book, and took Nezha and Jin Jian to find Yuan Yijing.
Minamoto Yoshitsune is trying out the outfit.This year's sports meeting, Ghost Lantern wanted to be more formal, and specially invited Minamoto Yoshitsune and Mimomo Maki to be the male and female hosts, and even prepared evening gowns for them to be the hostess attire.
As the mascot of this sports meeting, Jiezi changed her outfit first and went out. When she saw the ghost lamp approaching, she held up her little skirt and said hello softly, and asked a little shyly, "I'm wearing such a cute dress." Is your skirt okay?"
"No problem, this is very suitable for Miss Mustard." Ghost Lantern replied.
"It's so cute!" Jin Jian looked down at the little rabbit in the pink skirt, and the love almost appeared in his eyes.I really didn't expect that there could be such a cute creature in hell!
"Ah! Are there any guests? I'm so sorry." Two small blushes appeared on Mustard's cheeks.
Nezha also thought Mustard Seed was very cute, so he took out a carrot seed from his treasure bag and used poplar nectar to grow it. The sweet aroma of radish immediately attracted Mustard Seed's attention.
"For you, a meeting gift." Nezha knelt down and handed the carrot to Jiezi.
"This is really embarrassing." Jiezi took the radish, hugged it and bowed to Nezha: "Thank you so much, if you need help, please come to me."
Mustard's thin voice suddenly became violent and hoarse: "If there is someone who needs revenge, it doesn't matter if it's a civet cat or a frivolous man, it doesn't matter if it's lighting a fire or cooking it."
After saying this, Mustard Seed turned into a cute look again: "Ah, I'm so sorry, it makes me unhappy when I mention bad things."
Nezha was not frightened by the sudden change in Mustard Seed's painting style: "Haha, it's okay, it's okay, what you said reminds me of a friend of mine, and he also likes to avenge others."
Jiezi's ears moved, and she was as happy as if she had found a relative: "Really? I really want to meet him."
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