The shitty thing I have to say between my brother and sister-in-law

The farce of the wedding was over, but Duan Junze's clinging to Yang Yu from the moment he left the hotel almost blinded my titanium alloy single dog eyes, and I silently hung up the earphones.

... The wedding banquet is too full, and now I am a bit full on dog food.

When the three arrived at the school gate, Duan Junze grabbed Yang Yu and said to me: "We still have something to do, what do we want to eat, can you bring it for us on the way?"

I took a meaningful look at my sister-in-law's hand on my brother's shoulder, which was almost declaring sovereignty, and said clearly: "Zhou Hei Ya with a box, I want to eat the neck, you two are having fun, and I don't feel in a hurry to give it to me tomorrow."

"Yang, Yue, Yue." Yang Yu broke Duan Junze's hand forcefully, "What are you thinking all day long?!"

Duan Junze coughed lightly, hiding a lot of his smile.

I looked at Yang Yu innocently, and whispered, "I didn't think about anything, bro, what are you thinking about?"

Yang Yu: "..."

Oh yeah!Keep scoring!

Duan Junze touched the back of my head with one hand, put one hand back on Yang Yu's body, he couldn't laugh or cry, "Okay, go back, I will take your brother to have a good time."

Yang Yu: "..."

I:"……"

Senior Duan, I heard it!Is your last repeating word accentuated?Don't think that Yang Yu and I are fools who can't hear the truth in your words!

It's a pity that Yang Yu would threaten me, but he wouldn't show his face to Duan Junze. After all, he was the one who managed to fool him. It is conceivable that Yang Yu would vent his anger on Duan Junze on me, so before he had time to do it, I was in front of Duan Junze. Under the cover, he ran back to the dormitory as dingy as oil on his feet.

Since having a sister-in-law, my younger sister can spread her wings on the verge of death every day, and she doesn't have to worry about her personal safety, which is great.

When the little sisters in the dormitory saw me rushing into the dormitory, they thought I was being surrounded and beaten. They were all shocked and ran to the door to block them.

"Yueyue! Did your boyfriend cheat on you, and now that green tea bitch is here?!"

The face of the roommate and sister who knew the truth and I instantly turned completely black.

In fact, this is the case. Since the two of them confirmed their relationship, Yang Yu will not send me snacks several times a week, and he will not even send me any messages.

I don't care, but when the little sisters in my dormitory found out about this, they immediately became furious. They wished they could pounce on Yang Yu and tear Yang Yu apart. Cry until fainting in the middle of the night" drama.

After listening to it, my mind was tied up, and I almost knelt down to these sisters.

It's too powerful, why don't you guys make a movie?

Cry until fainting?

I almost set off firecrackers to celebrate when they were together!

But they can't be blamed for this. Who told Yang Yu to stage an orthopedic drama with his own sister for the sake of Duan Junze? pile of people.

The roommate who knew the truth flashed her eyes, and said for me: "What are you thinking, she broke up a long time ago."

I:"??"

The other two sisters: "What?!!"

My roommate gave me a little push. I came back to my senses and quickly put on a look that I didn't want to talk.

Probably because my acting skills are so good, the two sisters thought I was the one who was dumped, and they all shut up and said they would not ask me about my sadness.

I gave my roommate a thumbs up in the dark.

The cooler weather means that the exam week is coming. This is the first time I have experienced such a magical period of exam week. I am so tired of endorsing and taking notes every day. After the exam, I sit on the bus home Always tired.

Yang Yu on the side was banging on his phone, and I glanced at it quietly.

Sure enough, he was chatting with Duan Junze.

Expected.

I can understand, after all, the winter vacation lasts for a month, what a painful thing this is for couples who are in a passionate relationship!

... The above sentence came to my mind on the way home, when I was still sympathizing with my elder brother and his wife.

then.

On the fifth day after the start of the winter vacation, I opened the knocked door with a shocked expression on my face.

"Hi, Junior Yueyue." Duan Junze greeted me with a smile as he carried a luggage bag, as if he had brought a lot of things.

I withdrew my jaw, which almost fell from shock, "Sister-in-law... Senior Duan, why did you come to our house?"

Duan Junze snorted, "Come and see you and Yang Yu."

I immediately understood what he meant.

Come to see my wife.

The mother who was cooking in the kitchen heard the noise and ran out holding a spatula. When she saw Duan Junze at the door, her eyes lit up and she asked excitedly, "Yueyue, is this your friend? Oh, he's so handsome. I won't introduce him to my mother." ?”

???

"Mom! This is my brother's friend!" I wish I could push my mother back to the kitchen.

Let me go, I really don't want to be forced to be Yang Yu's rival in love, I can't beat him, woo woo woo.

My mother's small eyes darkened, "Oh, it turned out to be Yang Yu's friend, I thought... well, let me continue cooking."

Duan Junze rubbed his nose and asked in a low voice, "Sister Yueyue, where is Yang Yu?"

"He's playing games on the opposite side, I'll take you there."

"Thanks."

"No thanks, which one of us is with who, sister-in-law!"

"..."

Duan Junze should have come here on his own initiative. Yang Yu didn't know about it at all. He stared wide-eyed and was stunned for a moment before asking, "Why did you come here?"

"See boyfriend." Duan Junze said four words.

Yang Yu glanced at me lightly, and I raised my hands tactfully, "Okay, I'll let you out."

Facts have proved that the wind is very useful, although the uncle and aunt were not at home when Duan Junze came, but they came back soon, brought a bunch of fruits and snacks, and walked to Yang Yu's room after entering the door.

I stopped them halfway, and with a loud voice, I tried to remind the two people who didn't know what they were doing in the room, "Good morning, uncle and aunt!"

"Yueyue, come, ask your brother to come down and eat together, we just bought it." Uncle waved to me.

I thought about it, and it was impossible to hide Duan Junze, so I simply told the truth, "My brother...he has friends here, so I won't bother them to play games."

The aunt was stunned, and asked suspiciously: "Can he still have friends? Who? Have we met?"

"Oh, I know him. He's my senior. He's from the same school as us. He seems to be looking for Yang Yu this time... to do something about his subject." I lied a few times without changing my expression.

Really, if you do this kind of thing a lot, you will become proficient, and you don't need to think at all, okay?

The uncle smiled and said: "That's a good thing, let them both come down to eat fruit, and stay at home today."

I responded with a dry laugh, and dragged my heavy steps up to knock on the door.

Uncle, do you know what you just said?Do you know that this sentence may marry Yang Yu off?It turns out that the divine assist wasn't me, it was you!

The author says:

In fact, it’s even more poof(??ω??)y