Affair with Dragons

Ao Ao recalled the planes, high-speed trains, and buses that he had seen on TV. He took out his ID card and banknotes from his backpack and looked at them. , Every time I fly, I call my secretary and say: "Lisa, help me book a ticket to France tomorrow." Then the screen changes, and the hero changes places. Ao Ao feels that he can't handle this, Aircraft excluded.

Thinking back to the actor in "囧路", who went to the train station to buy a ticket and was given a fake ticket by the scalper and finally missed the train, Ao Ao felt that it was still a bit difficult to take the high-speed rail.So let's go by car, everyone in "My Brother Jianghu" takes a car.

Ao Ao saw an old man buying popsicles on the side of the road, and wanted to find out how to get to the bus station. When he approached the bus station, but before he opened his mouth, the old man smiled and yelled, "Young man, what flavor of popsicles do you want?" Ao Ao Ao didn't have the nerve to ask for directions, looked at the popsicles in the freezer, and the old man warmly recommended: "The pineapple flavor is delicious, one can quench your thirst in summer!"

"Row."

Ao Ao licked the popsicle, holding a simple map drawn by the enthusiastic old man in his hand, and headed for the bus station that was said to be not too far away under the scorching sun.I have to say that human food is so delicious, Ao Ao squinted his eyes contentedly under the sun.

There were not many people at the bus station in the afternoon, and the scattered people waiting for the bus were basically leaning on their seats and drowsy.Ao Ao successfully bought the ticket. There are only two buses to Chongjing every day, and the distance is quite far. The sister who sells the ticket told Ao Ao that the bus departs at [-]:[-] pm, and he will arrive in Chongjing at [-]:[-] tomorrow morning.

While waiting for the bus, Ao Ao bought a boxed lunch. In fact, if the dragons are powerful enough, they don’t need to eat. However, they are all gods, so it’s boring not to enjoy the delicious food, so most dragons are keen to eat of.

As a dragon who has never seen the world, Ao Ao is full of expectations for all the food in the world.When the second sister introduced to him how to cook white rice in a microwave oven, she described in detail how delicious the rice was, and he was eager to try it at that time.Speaking of which, Ao Ao can be regarded as a gourmet. When he swims around the bottom of the sea, as long as it is within a hundred meters of the fish around him, he will go up and taste it.Therefore, he has basically tasted everything in the sea.

Back to the present, Ao Ao is holding the boxed lunch seemingly gracefully, but actually stuffs it into his mouth at an alarming speed, with crazy barrage circulating in his mind: Ahhh, delicious!Oh, what kind of fairy dish is this!The people waiting for the bus were attracted by the astonishing speed of eating. Seeing how the handsome young man enjoyed eating so much, they unconsciously bought a box lunch at the station that should be unpalatable.

As the sky outside the station gradually darkened, Ao Ao also boarded the bus bound for Chongjing. He looked at the lights of the world speeding past outside the window, and secretly admired how amazing human beings are.The splendor of these lights was almost comparable to the swarms of glowing jellyfish he had seen in the deep sea.

Obviously looking out of the window in novelty, Ao Ao's eyelids gradually became heavy, and his long eyelashes fluttered, like a phoenix-tailed butterfly that has found its home, slowly resting.

The dawn broke, and the sun illuminated half of Ao Ao's face, he frowned slightly, and slowly opened his eyes.

Chongkyo has arrived.

Chongjing is a modern metropolis integrating economy, education, politics, and medical care. Compared with the Shanhai city where Ao Ao landed, it can be described as a colossus.After getting off the car, he shuttled among the tall buildings and looked at the people coming and going, Ao Ao was a little lost.

Arriving in Chongjing City, the benefactor's aura is much stronger, but Ao Ao is an incomplete dragon, and still can't sense the specific location of the benefactor.Along the way, Ao Ao spent five pieces of human currency. Although the money he brought should last for a while, he still decided to plan ahead and find a job that includes food and housing, and find people while working.

Ao Ao stood in the crowd and thought for a long time, but he really had no idea. When he was extremely helpless, he remembered that the fourth brother said that the most convenient way is to find a human owner, so he took out his mobile phone and called the fourth brother.

After the beeping sound, the phone was picked up, and a lazy and magnetic male voice rang out: "Ah, dear Xiaojiu, what do you want to do with my brother?"

In fact, Ao Ao seldom meets his brothers and sisters, but when he hears the fourth brother's voice, he can't help but feel relieved.Ao Ao said: "Fourth brother, I'm in the world. I want to ask you, how did you find the owner when you said last time?"

After a noise from the opposite side, the male voice said helplessly: "Xiao Jiu, I'm sorry, brother is wrong, I shouldn't lie to you."

Then he said sternly: "Little Jiu, remember, don't think about finding the owner or anything. You are so stupid, others will kill you after fattening you up. How about this, come and find brother, brother You introduce the job."

Although Ao Ao didn't quite understand why the fourth brother said he couldn't find a pet owner, but he has always been an obedient dragon. He thought about the proposal of the fourth brother carefully, and felt that it would be okay to ask his elder brother and sister for food and shelter when he came to the world. That's great, after all, I used to be self-reliant when I came to the world with my brothers and sisters, there's no reason why I couldn't do it myself.

Ao Ao became firm, and said to the other end of the phone: "Fourth brother, I want to find a job by myself first."

The person on the other side smiled and said softly, "Good boy. How about it? Look at the wall on the side of the road or at the door of the store. There may be recruitment information. My brother used to find a job in this way. Come on, Xiaojiu, Remember if you have difficulties, find your brother."

After hearing this, Ao Ao felt warm in his heart, and said with a smile, "Okay, fourth brother."

After hanging up the phone, Ao Ao finally found the direction to go, and he began to carefully observe the storefronts on the street.Ao Ao is literate and has completed all courses of human compulsory education in Dragon Palace.When he saw a store with recruitment information posted, he would go in and ask, but was rejected.

In fact, basically everyone's eyes lit up when they saw Ao Ao, after all, he was tall and handsome, with outstanding temperament.However, everyone is recruiting employees, not looking for idols. When asked in detail, none of them meet the requirements.

For example, Ao Ao walked into a men's clothing store with a simple and elegant decoration, and the receptionist was very enthusiastic. He thought that he had met some pampered young master who was out shopping and was about to make a big sale, but Ao Ao said that he was looking for a job. of.

The young lady looked at his face and went crazy. She felt that it was a great blessing to have a handsome colleague, so she hurriedly reported the matter to the foreman.

The foreman was also very satisfied with Ao Ao's appearance, and asked with a smile: "Sir, what is your education?"

Although Ao Ao has completed the courses, he does not have a graduation certificate. In the principle of honesty, he replied: "I never went to school."

The reception lady at the side looked at Ao Ao in surprise, imagining the tragedy of a lot of grievances and illegitimate children of a wealthy family who were oppressed and had no education, and their eyes turned to sympathy.

The foreman was not at all confused, and continued to ask politely: "Excuse me, do you have relevant work experience, sir?"

Ao Ao honestly replied: "No."

The foreman said to Ao Ao apologetically, "I'm sorry, sir. Maybe you are not suitable for our job. I look forward to working with you next time."

So people often tell children to study hard, academic qualifications are really important.

Today's Ao Ao hit a wall more than a dozen times and was a little discouraged.But he still didn't want to give up and decided to try again tomorrow.Ao Ao ate light meals bought from roadside shops, and he was comforted by the delicacy of human food.After cheering himself up, Ao Ao found a small park, turned into his original form, and gradually fell asleep lying on the bottom of the artificial lake.