What should I do if I personally disassembled my fan's CP! [Entertainment]

At two o'clock in the afternoon, it is the hottest time of the day.

However, no matter how hot the sun is, it can't heat Zhuang Yan's fiery heart at the moment.

He has broken through Station B, browsed all over Chaohua, waiting to be fed, and there is no new candy.

He was like a car that was driving fast and stopped abruptly, and the remaining inertia was just about to be swayed...

Dai Yue knocked on his door.

friends!In this hot summer day!Who can come to you with sparks in the middle of the day!It's a matter of life and death, my friends!

How should we repay such life-and-death friendship!

The door in front of Dai Yue slowly opened, and there was no one there.

She was wondering, when she saw a figure rush out of the bedroom, pushed the computer in her arms to her eyes, and asked with bright eyes: "My friend, you have heard of Amway—— no, have you heard of CP?"

Dai Yue looked at Zhuang Yan's two big swollen eyeballs swollen into goldfish in horror, and almost suspected that he was going to vomit bubbles in the next second, so she walked around him carefully and entered the room, and then asked in surprise: "What did you do last night?" Why did you make it like this and cry for Meng Jiangnv at the Great Wall?"

Zhuang Yan rolled his eyes: "How much money did she give me? I'll cry for her."

Holding the computer, he leaned forward again: "I'm chasing sweet love this night! I'm so sweet that I have diabetes, you know! Just looking at me makes me feel like I'm in an online relationship!"

Dai Yue took a can of Coke from the refrigerator, and smiled charmingly: "How sweet is it? Is it sweet with me and Brother Feng? I said a few days ago that I wanted to drink their Shaoyang Yiwanghong milk tea, and Brother Feng made a high-speed train for me at night. Yes, let me tell you, last time he still..."

Zhuang Yan snapped the computer shut: "I'm sorry to bother you."

Then quickly changed the subject: "Why did you come here on such a hot day? Do you have serious business?"

He has known Dai Yue for many years, and after Dai Yue knew that he really liked men, she warned him not to rob her boyfriend in the future.

But probably it was the other way around, it was Dai Yue who took away all his luck.

Dai Yue's boyfriends are like wildfires that burn endlessly, and the spring breeze blows again, one crop after another.

He has gone through the vicissitudes of time, and he is still a lonely dog. For so many years, he has been subjected to the other party's show of affection and attack throughout the year, so that now he is a little allergic to it.

Dai Yue took a sip of Coke, opened her hand and waved it in front of her face: "Going on a date tonight, I got a new nail, the wine red is white, right? Come and see how your first job in this dead house is going, Heartless."

Zhuang Yan sat down and leaned back on the sofa: "Let's do the chores first and practice, it's not my fault."

Dai Yue leaned over: "Do you know who are the guests on your show this time? I'll ask you if I can serve you."

Zhuang Yan shook his head: "No need, I might not be able to touch it."

Dai Yue clicked her tongue, crossed her legs and took out her mobile phone to chat, while talking to him: "Hey, you, I didn't say, why are you old antiques still sprouting? After a long time, you still like Xiaoxianrou. You were not interested before."

Thinking of the couple traveling together, Zhuang Yan couldn't help showing a sweet smile: "It smells so good."

Zhuang Yan glanced at Dai Yue secretly from time to time, smiled like a cat that stole fish, and asked suspiciously: "What are you doing?"

Dai Yue stared at the phone: "Let's go through the back door."

Zhuang Yan: "...don't bother him." It's true that he said so frankly through the back door.

But his intern screenwriter was also hired by Dai Yuetuo, so he couldn't be aloof.

The entertainment industry is really a circle, and many jobs are either introduced by major students or acquaintances.He doesn't stick to the two, and people don't take him to play.

This time, it was Dai Yue's buddy who proposed a variety show plan and set up a project to put him in.

It is good to have a start, and he cherishes it.

Dai Yue: "Brother Zheng said that they have finished recording the first episode and asked for leave for the second episode. Please give it a thumbs up."

Zhuang Yan: "Okay." He is not tough and obeys the organization's arrangements.

Dai Yue earnestly said: "The record is very simple. Brother Zheng said that he will give you a guest, and you just need to write down what he said throughout the show."

Zhuang Yan: "All right."

Dai Yue waited for two seconds and didn't speak again. She couldn't help complaining: "Why don't you have any curiosity at all, do you want me to give you a spoiler about which guest you are with?"

Zhuang Yan: "Okay." I don't know him anyway.

Dai Yue flicked her shawl in waves: "I, Dai Yue, are the compass on your career path and the booster on your star-chasing journey. It is your luck to know me."

Zhuang Yan: "...Speak human words."

Dai Yue looked excited: "Among the guests, you like that little fresh meat! Xu Qixing! I told Brother Zheng to let you make a record for him!"

Zhuang Yan: "Okay...no, don't!!!"

Zhuang Yan felt as if a thunder had exploded, and everything around him was far away.

Who would have known that chasing a celebrity with a festival would be so risky!How could he be sent to his door for execution if he didn't stop thinking about it!

He opened his mouth helplessly, and made a trembling voice: "Can you trouble Brother Zheng again, and take it back..."

Seeing his disappointment, Dai Yue laughed heartily, stretched out her hand and patted him on the back, and then generously persuaded him: "I didn't expect that, did you? Don't get too excited. If you really become a staff member, you will You can’t be so emotional, you have to be professional, you know. It’s not welcome to work with attributes, but it’s okay to ask for a signature or something.”

Zhuang Yan: "...I can't do it! I'm very emotional! Change me to someone who can calm me down! Sister! You are really my sister!"

Like a mature big sister, Dai Yue patted his hand warmly and tolerantly: "You can do it, don't underestimate yourself, I believe you will do a great job."

Then he got up and patted his butt, leaving a sentence: "Brother Feng is still waiting for me to eat."

He left without mercy, taking away Zhuang Yan's last ray of hope.

sister!Don't trust me, sister!

Even if you believe me, Xu Qixing doesn't believe me, sister!Goats go into the tiger's mouth, sister! ! !

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His name is Zhuang Yan.

Pretending to be stupid, with a sleepy look.

Now he is pretending to be stupid with a sleepy look.

The time has come to the start of the second phase of filming, and in front of him is a silly assistant. Screenwriter Zheng Ge asks the assistant to take him to meet Xu Qixing.

Brother Zheng’s exhortations are still lingering in my ears: "The salary of the field reporter will also be paid to you, we are not in vain. I will ask someone to show you the notebook of the previous issue later, and you can just write according to the format, there is no difficulty."

Zhuang Yan forced a smile: "Okay." Then he was dragged away enthusiastically by his assistant.

Zhuang Yan really envied him that he could still smile with such ignorant joy at this very moment.

And he, at this time, was repeatedly calculating in his mind, whether it would be more cost-effective to go to Korea to have plastic surgery once and for all, or just buy the grave head and urn directly.

The assistant enthusiastically introduced him as a landlord: "Our brother Xu is very easy to get along with, you will know it after a day with him." Then he pushed open the gate to hell.

Zhuang Yan trimmed his bangs with hairspray, changed into big black-rimmed glasses, and wore a dirty plaid shirt. He took out yellowed canvas shoes from the basement yesterday, and deliberately

I picked up a box of dark foundation paint from Dai Yue.

He is very white, and has been shining white since he was a child. Dai Yue and the others are extremely jealous of him.

Now it's dark and earthy, and it can weigh at least two shades.

There is no way, he had already dressed up very carefully on the day of the feud, and there is no room for disguise if he looks better, unlike playing against the thinking, that is infinite inspiration.

He has confidence!Xu Qixing will never recognize him!

Zhuang Yan showed a mentally retarded and demented smile: "Hehehehehe, hello, my name is..."

The devil was putting on makeup, reading a script in his hand, and glanced at him when he heard the door open: "Did you find 1506?"

Me me me me me!How the hell could he still recognize me? !

Our hatred is so deep that we can recognize it even when it turns into ashes? !

Didn't I just see his dick? !And the precious chicken payment code tattooed on his chicken? !

Zhuang Yan was not only shocked that Xu Qixing recognized him at a glance, but at the same time felt that he was even more shaky when dressed like this.

The first time we met, wretched.

The second meeting, Sand Sculpture.

Standing at the crossroads of bitter life, Zhuang Yan looked at the unknown future, feeling hesitant, helpless, and crying first.

He was still singing a sad song for himself at the door, and Xu Qixing was not afraid of him dropping another bomb: "Stand at the door and watch me do it, haven't you seen enough?"

When the assistant next to him heard his artist's narcissistic words, he was not ashamed but proud!

He also climbed up the pole and praised: "The first time I saw the real brother Xu was like this, I was stunned. I have been watching this for more than a year, and I am still dazed from time to time hehehe."

Zhuang Yan looked in shock at the fact that the other party was still in the scene, and laughed embarrassedly, his face seemed to be really turning red.

He really wanted to stick out his thumb to give the other party a thumbs up, talent, really talent.

The ancients are right, a threesome must have my teacher.

This must be the survival wisdom summed up by the predecessors!

So he also answered the words quickly with a sincere face: "Really! I have never seen such a good-looking person as Brother Xu, and I am stunned!"

The assistant brother looked at him with a teachable and proud smile and nodded, and he also nodded back a few times with a sincere and excited expression.

However, it was useless, and the gods could not save him.

Because Xu Qixing, the big devil, heard this, looked over with a half-smile, and said in a long tone with meaning: "Oh—I'm so dumbfounded. Is it because it's so beautiful? I'm afraid that people will be dissatisfied." ,disappointed."

If there is no one around!Zhuang Yan wished he could kneel down and hug Xu Qixing's thigh!An [-]-word essay and a [-]-word review, praising his big baby without repeating the same thing!

How could this man be so narrow-minded?To say it is a needle nose is to look at the needle nose with a microscope!

At this time, someone suddenly squeezed in from behind: "Excuse me, excuse me, what are you doing standing at the door?"

When Zhuang Yan turned around, he was a kind-hearted broker with a big belly!

The manager also recognized Zhuang Yan at a glance, and he was quite surprised to hear that the assistant brother said that he was the recorder of this episode.

He also asked with concern: "Did you find 1506 that day?"

Zhuang Yan: "..." Which pot is not open and which pot to lift! ! !

The author has something to say:

The author is so stupid, the time is actually set wrong.

When I woke up, I found out that it was a shock!sad!pain!

Sorry cuties!Laba remember to drink porridge~