The three thousand in the harem are all me

Yin Yu came to the dream five years ago, and he saw a house smaller than the clean room in the palace.Two small beds are close together, a low broken table is covered with a checkered tablecloth, and a pink bunny dress is laid flat on it.

"Yin Yu" leaned forward, leaned on the table, and used his fingers to pull the palm-sized fur ball tail on the back of the rabbit's clothes. He closed his eyes slightly, enjoying himself, and didn't know what he was thinking.

Yin Yu stepped forward and fiddled with the tail of the hair ball twice. Suddenly, it occurred to her that if Pei Zhi put on this pink dress and turned into a little rabbit, sticking his fart in front of him and shaking his butt pink tail...

Warm liquid flowed from the nose, Yin Yu raised his hand to wipe it off, and from the corner of his eye, he saw that "Yin Yu" was also wiping the nosebleed.

As expected of himself, he thought of going together.

But this matter, only he himself can think about it now.Yin Yu scolded this "Yin Yu" in her heart for being shameless, for thinking about their Pei Zhi's twisted fart and ass.

The two had just wiped their nosebleeds when "Pei Zhi" came back, holding two lunches in his hand, and beckoned "Yin Yu" to eat with a blank expression.

"Let's eat less. You are going to be a little rabbit in the performance at night. If you eat too much, you will get a stomachache when you jump around." Hand the napkin.

"Pei Zhi" didn't look at him at all, he concentrated on eating, and after eating, he took the script and recited his lines. When Yin Yu" asked him something, a "hmm" was regarded as an answer.

This way of getting along between the two of them actually made the lemon essence who was so jealous that he even ate his own vinegar - Yin Yu was anxious to see it.He didn't really want "Yin Yu" and "Pei Zhi" to get closer, but he was worried about "Pei Zhi's" situation.

"Pei Zhi" looked dull, if it wasn't for the many certificates and trophies of Pei Zhi in the room, and the titles were getting bigger and bigger, Yin Yu would have suspected that he was a walking dead without a soul.

He wants "Pei Zhi" to be lively, like his Pei Zhi who can laugh and get annoyed, so he hopes that "Pei Zhi" can reply to "Yin Yu" and look at "Yin Yu" more.

"Pei Zhi, you don't understand what I mean when I give you roses, a house, a luxury car, and a ring." "Yin Yu" was not affected at all, and said with expectation, "Tonight After the stage play, I will give you another gift. I believe you will understand what I mean after reading this gift. "

These words made "Pei Zhi" react. "Pei Zhi" turned his head, glanced at "Yin Yu", and said slowly, "I don't like to receive gifts, I like to be quiet."

"Yin Yu" shamelessly said, "This gift is for quiet nights. Darling, since you have promised to be my boyfriend, we will get to this point sooner or later."

"Kiss?" "Pei Zhi" frowned, put down his lines, and said solemnly, "We've already kissed. In high school, we kissed in front of the principal. Have you forgotten?"

The two were punished very badly that time, sweeping the school playground for a month. "Yin Yu" was reluctant to let "Pei Zhi" sweep, so she got up at four o'clock in the evening and wanted to go to the playground to sweep the floor first, so that "Pei Zhi" didn't need to sweep.

They lived in the student dormitory. In order to go to the playground, "Yin Yu" ran to the toilet and drilled through the window. There was an anti-theft net outside the window. "Yin Yu" tried that his head could go through, and he naively thought that his body could also go through. Tragically stuck.

He was stuck on the toilet window, and everyone on the first floor got up to go to the toilet at six o'clock, "hahaha" at him while running water, and deliberately discussed who he was very loudly.

At seven o'clock, the principal who got the news brought all the teachers and students of the school to "visit", and took him as a negative teaching material, and personally taught an ideological and moral class.

At eight o'clock, the fire officers and soldiers came over and said "hahahaha" to him again. While sawing the steel bars, they asked him if he stinks.

"Yin Yu" didn't want to mention this unbearable history at all. He hurriedly said, "You will know what I'm talking about when you see the gift at night."

After a while, someone knocked on the door to remind them to go. "Yin Yu" smiled wretchedly, and pushed the rabbit clothes into "Pei Zhi"'s arms: "Hurry up and change."

Yin Yu also smiled obscenely.Pei Zhi, who was wearing pink rabbit clothes, was so cute just thinking about it.

"Pei Zhi" picked up the clothes, frowning rarely, obviously unwilling, and was going to change, when the classmate who came to call them suddenly grabbed the clothes and threw them into "Yin Yu"'s arms.

"The stage play should be performed for the whole school. It is related to the face of our college. It must be performed perfectly. Our stage play club discussed and decided that Pei Zhi had too little smile and was not cute at all, so let him play the big bad wolf."

"Yin Yu" was annoyed: "Why isn't he cute? He's so cute. Wait, didn't I play the big bad wolf and eat Pei Zhi?"

"No, the group unanimously decided to let Pei Zhi play the big bad wolf, you play the little rabbit, and let him eat you."

Yin Yu immediately became vigilant, is he going to be suppressed here?

"Yin Yu" just wanted to say no, but when he turned his head, he saw that "Pei Zhi" seemed to have a smile in his eyes, and the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned. He stared blankly for a moment, and then nodded solemnly.

As long as "Pei Zhi" can smile, let alone playing a rabbit, it's fine to play a rabbit digging a hole.

So, when I was young, on the stage of the school auditorium, under the watchful eyes of thousands of students, "Yin Yu" wore a short pink rabbit dress, squatted and jumped up and down on the stage. He pulled his ears to make them move around, and tilted his head and grinned, trying to be cute to the children below the stage.

Yin Yu was about to die of anger watching from below, how could he be such a majestic king of a country, humiliating the emperor!

However, just when he was about to die of anger, "Yin Yu" turned around again, pouted at the big bad wolf "Pei Zhi" and shook his buttocks. As soon as he thought about it, the clothes on the back were torn apart, and the hair ball was tilted to the side, revealing the bright red panties inside.

There was a burst of laughter and applause from below the stage.

"Yin Yu" blushed and was about to run away, but "Pei Zhi" was still performing seriously, reaching out to pull his tail. "Yin Yu" was afraid that he would make the gap bigger, so she simply fell back into his arms, raised her head and winked with a smile: "Big bad wolf, go behind the stage and eat me."

The audience laughed even louder, saying that the big bad wolf can give the little pink rabbit the Fa-rectification on the spot.

"Go to the back." "Yin Yu"'s cheeks were getting redder and redder, her voice was pleading, her eyes were slightly moist, and she looked particularly weak and easy to push down.On the other hand, the big bad wolf "Pei Zhi" looked stern, with a painted red bloodstain on his face, he looked very strong and reliable.

Seeing this situation, Yin Yu couldn't help ringing the alarm bell in her heart.It's not right, it's not right, is he the one at the bottom in this strange place?

No wonder their family, Pei Zhi, has always been obsessed with being on top!It turned out to be a habitual offender!

According to the script, the little pink rabbit was supposed to be caught and eaten by the big bad wolf on the stage, and there was a blood bag hidden in the rabbit's clothes. Regardless of "Yin Yu's" weak pleading, "Pei Zhi" still decided to follow the script, because if they change the performance without authorization, the subsequent plot will be completely messed up.

The big bad wolf raised its sharp claws, knocked the little pink rabbit to the ground, and mercilessly tore open the rabbit's chest cavity.

Hey, what about the blood bag?The big bad wolf reached out his hand in confusion to feel inside the rabbit's clothes. Why couldn't he find the blood bag hidden here on his chest?

"Touch the back!" The audience below booed.

"Yin Yu" broke down: "Don't listen to them, what they said is not what you think..." There was a specific point behind the audience, and their family Pei Zhi couldn't understand.

However, before he finished speaking, he was turned over by the big bad wolf. The big bad wolf saw the blood bag that had slipped onto his butt and buttocks. Before the rabbit got up and ran away, it quickly slapped it with its paws and tore the blood bag open. A large pool of blood was splashed on Rabbit's red panties.

The big bad wolf also asked: "Does it hurt?" He didn't press the blood bag through the rabbit's clothes, his claws were very sharp to tear the blood bag, I don't know if he scratched the little pink rabbit.

Also asked if it hurts?The audience applauded, expressing that they enjoyed watching it very much. This stage play with the theme of harmonious coexistence of animals is interspersed with interracial love among animals, and there is even a driving performance, which is very good!

Yin Yu woke up angrily.

Really woke up.

When he woke up, he found that Pei Zhi was about to get back into the carriage, so he kicked Pei Zhi off angrily.After kicking, he was worried that Pei Zhi would fall, and even stretched out his hand to grab him, so he couldn't struggle anymore.

"What's wrong with you?" Pei asked him.

"I knew that you wanted to overwhelm me from the very beginning!" Yin Yu's chest heaved in anger, "I am mighty and majestic, no matter how you look at it, you are the one above me, but you have a wicked heart and plot against me all day long!" .”

Yin Zhan showed a small head from behind Yin Yu, and explained to Pei Zhi, "Father, he did something... um!"

Yin Yu covered the prince's mouth, he was annoyed, but he was still thinking about what the virus said.The virus said that if he knew everything first, it would hurt him, so if Pei Zhi knew everything first, would it hurt Pei Zhi too?

Under the premise that he is not sure, it is better for him not to let Pei Zhi know.

"How about the plague?" Yin Yu turned the topic to the serious business, not letting Pei Zhi think too much.

"It hasn't dispersed in a large area yet, and it's within controllable range." When it came to business, Pei Zhi didn't pursue the kick he was kicked, "Chu Menting has sent troops to surround Fanshu Village, and no one is allowed to enter or leave. I have also prescribed the medicine, as long as the people here take the medicine on time, there shouldn’t be too much of a problem.”

Yin Yu praised: "It's my queen who is the most powerful. If a plague can't kill half of the city, this time I can control a village, I am very satisfied. If there are no deaths, I dare not even think about it."

"It was also discovered early."

The carriage started to go back, Pei Zhi opened the side curtain, and looked out of the carriage with ecstasy.Yin Yu thought of the "Pei Zhi" he saw in the dream, and he was just as dull as if he had no soul, as if he was not interested in anything.

This is actually quite scary, because such a person looks almost lifeless.

He couldn't help but hugged him in his arms and asked Pei Zhi: "I suddenly remembered that I haven't asked you what's going on at home?"

"My family?" Pei Zhi smiled lightly, "There is nothing to say. My parents divorced when I was very young, and they each had their own families. It is inconvenient for them to take me with them. My grandparents want to raise me, but they also live in the house. It’s not convenient to be in the children’s home, so they let me live in the school and visit me from time to time. Later, when I grew up, I lived by myself, and I had less contact with them.”

He didn't know how he grew up, he had almost forgotten the process of growing up.Probably he is just a small sapling, drinking some water and eating some food, he will grow up by himself, and he does not need a big tree to shelter him from the wind and rain.

Yin Yu didn't speak for a long time.

Pei Zhi raised his head and saw Yin Yu looking out of the window in a daze. He smiled, squeezed Yin Yu's chin, and said, "Actually, I don't feel sad at all when I think of them. They are just passers-by in my life, and I don't care." Yes. I have you, the crown prince, and the eldest prince, so I have a home. Here I..."

He put Yin Yu's hand on his chest, and said word by word: "I have you here, you are all warm."

Even if he can't be happy, even if there are not many things in this world for him to miss, as long as Yin Yu is there, the prince is there, and the pig boss is there, his heart will be concerned.

"Some readers hit mine hard."

Yin Yu sat upright, who was talking, his system?

"It's me, Your Majesty. Some readers have thrown Pei Zhi a lot of thunder. May I ask if you want to intercept it and keep it as your own?"

"I want it!"

"It has been intercepted, may I ask if you want to use it." Virus said, "By the way, the mine you put in the storage space was taken away by Pei Zhi."

was taken?Yin Yu thought to himself, the private money cannot be hidden, it seems that it must be spent immediately.

Although he came back out of anger, he looked at Pei Zhi who was in a daze in his arms, and suddenly wanted to go back and reward Pei Zhi's parents for a meal!

"Small this thunder, let me go back to the dream five years ago."

But before that...

Yin Yu opened the curtain and told the palace servants: "Let the embroiderer rush to make a pink rabbit dress, oh, the kind with hairballs on the back of the butt."

The palace people looked confused.

The virus sneered, this world doesn't play this, Your Majesty.