The three thousand in the harem are all me

"Quack quack!" Pei Zhi cried happily.He has long wanted to become a human being, and it has been a long time since he had close contact with Yin Yu.

Just as he was having fun, he suddenly felt that the water was being vigorously stirred, and his whole fat goose was forced to rotate with the current, turning in circles in the water.

After turning around a few times, Pei Zhi became dizzy, and was slapped into the water again, choking on water, and just as he was about to struggle, something blocked his goose mouth.

After kissing for only a second, he was let go, and he floated on the water, and saw Yin Yu lying beside the bucket, shaking with laughter.

Pei Zhi was furious, and as soon as he raised his wings, Yin Yu sighed: "No, no, no, even if you are dizzy, you are still a goose, I won't let you go!"

Pei Zhi: "..." How dare you despise him!

"Please, let me try to turn myself dizzy, maybe I won't be able to see that you are a goose."

While talking, Yin Yu really wanted to stand up and turn around.

Pei Zhi took a serious look at him, and saw that there was a smile on his face and mouth, but his expression was forced to be serious, what else did Pei Zhi not understand, this guy was teasing him, mocking him for being a goose.

"Quack quack! You despise me!" You never thought about being like me!

Scumbag!Isn't true love beyond species?Crying!

"Okay, don't dislike it!" Yin Yu said, "Since we want to 'eat' you, we have to have a ceremony to show our solemnity!"

Pei Zhi suppressed his anger temporarily and looked at him curiously.

Yin Yu got up, bent down and took a large plate from the ground.He didn't even know when it was let go!

"You jump on the plate, I'll 'eat' the goose!" Yin Yu knocked on the plate, smiling ambiguously.

This is also a little fun between lovers!Pei Zhi was very cooperative, jumped onto the plate and lay down obediently.

"Goose meat tastes the most nourishing. Add some ginger slices and aniseed ingredients to season it, and some white wine to marinate." Yin Yu said while throwing things on the plate. A whole body of wine.

Drunk goose?

Pei Zhi shook his head vigorously to get rid of this thought.He said dissatisfied: "You are almost fine, what to do with all these things prepared, it made my body dirty."

"Hey, you reminded me, how can you eat a goose without plucking its feathers?" Yin Yu grabbed his paw, lifted him upside down, and reached out to pull his feathers.

Pei Zhi was furious, so he stretched out his mouth to peck his hand, and while pecking, he said angrily: "I can see it, you're playing tricks on me today. You just don't want to talk to me!"

Yin Yu saw that he was almost angry, so he accepted it as soon as he was good!Holding him back with a smile, he said softly: "Oh, my big baby goose, how could I despise you? I'm so ugly now, haven't you ever despised me?"

That's it.Pei Zhi felt that his love was deeper than the sea, and his love was higher than the mountains. He was so great!

He looked at Yin Yu carefully. At this time, Yin Yu had already recovered her fair complexion, and those chapped cuts disappeared completely. The skin that was pampered since childhood seemed to be broken.Yin Yu's eyebrows and eyes are very good-looking, and in the steam, they look a little less hostile, which makes Yin Yu look very delicious.

Pei Zhi swallowed, but couldn't hold it back, and moved his goose beak closer.

"But I can 'eat' you. If you are a goose, you can only steam it on a plate and eat it."

Pei Zhi frowned: "If you don't talk to me today, I will leave the palace!"

Yin Yu didn't move.

"Look, you just despise me. You were willing to kiss me before the two of us went through a life-and-death event. It's good now, you despise me after going through the gate of hell."

"You insist on making me a goose right now, is it to turn yourself into a human, or to tease me?"

Pei Zhi was stunned. Why do these words sound like a question?Could it be...

"You already know I'm not a goose?"

"When you were poisoned, I asked an eminent monk to show you. I thought you were a ghost, and maybe there was some kind of fairy magic and medicine that could save you. Who knew that the eminent monk looked at you and said that you were a human being and turned into a ghost. Goose, you did it to tease me on purpose!" Yin Yu sighed heavily after finishing speaking, "So you were a pig to fool me, but now you are turning into a goose to tease me!"

When Pei Zhi heard this, he also became aggrieved: "Does the matter about the pig have anything to do with me? Are all lazy people all pig spirits? It is also forced to become a goose. You kissed a goose as me. I was afraid that you would have a shadow in the future, so I wanted to turn into that goose to appease you, who knew that I turned into the wrong goose."

"It's fine if you make a mistake, but you can't change back?" Yin Yu squinted at him, not hiding her ridicule at all, "Monsters are as stupid as you, no wonder they can't make big waves!"

Pei Zhi's face was flushed by the words, and he was just about to ask Yin Yu that as an emperor, he was forced to rebel in the palace and failed, when the system said that the virus asked him to get the nutrient solution.

"No more, I won't trade with it anymore." Although the two parties owe nothing to anyone, it's just a fair deal, but Pei Zhi still expressed that he is willing to give the virus [-] bottles of the nutrient solution he earned today.

After a while, the system came over and said: "Virus said he just found out that he doesn't need it anymore, but he thinks you are a nice person, so he decided to give you a gift."

"what gift?"

"He didn't say."

Pei Zhi was secretly looking forward to whether it would be a gift that could help him become a human being. Just as he was thinking, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach.

He fell headlong into the water, his body froze, and he didn't even have the strength to thump, like a lifeless stone, sinking continuously.

Fortunately, after choking on two mouthfuls of nutrient solution, he didn't completely pass out from the pain.But the pain didn't diminish at all, it penetrated into his bones, penetrated into every cell of him, the pain made him almost die.

"Pei Zhi!" Yin Yu immediately found out that something was wrong with him, picked him up, and checked his condition, "The poison hasn't gone away yet? Come, please hurry up and invite Master Fengran!"

After a while, Pei Zhi gathered enough strength and tried to speak: "Gah!"

Yin Yu looked confused.

Ma De, at the critical moment, it failed again!Pei Zhi hated it so much, his aching brain was not working well at the moment, he just thought about whether he was about to die, and casually called the system: "I smashed a bazooka, can you let me have a fight with Yin Yu before I die of pain! If You are not afraid of people and beasts being reported, so let me do it with the body of a goose!"

"Don't worry, give it a try." 000 said, "The rocket launcher has been smashed, and the privilege is activated."

Yin Yu had already put on her clothes, and carried Pei Zhi to the main hall.Just as he was about to walk out the door, he suddenly felt his arm sink, and the goose in his arms turned into a human!

Before he had time to say anything, Pei Zhi, who was half dead just now, suddenly stood up flexibly, rolled over to the ground, hugged him and kissed him, tearing his clothes while kissing back.

"You do it..." Yin Yu didn't have a chance to speak at all, and Pei Zhi didn't know what was going on, but he was so strong that he dragged him onto the bed.

He hugged Pei Zhi by the waist, trying to use Pei Zhi's strength to get up, but Pei Zhi ignored him and pinned him down. Watching him struggle, he even twisted his inner thigh hard.While he was struggling in pain, Pei Zhi's fellow unexpectedly touched his back.

Shocked, Yin Yu couldn't bear it any longer, twisted Pei Zhi's hand roughly, and pushed his knee against Pei Zhi's waist, Pei Zhi was pushed away, Yin Yu rolled over and pressed him down.

"Did you pretend to be in pain just now, trying to lower my vigilance, so as to take the opportunity to realize your dream of being up there?"

Pei Zhi smiled and said: "It was really painful just now! But it is true to want to realize the dream on it."

"Don't even think about it." Yin Yu pressed his hands on top of his head with one hand, and untied his clothes with the other hand, "Since you think so, I will serve you well!"

Just as he was about to do something, Pei Zhi suddenly felt a pain in his stomach, and then for some reason, he flouted something, and there was something extra in his ass.

Yin Yu saw it first, picked it up to have a look, his eyes were wide open!

"You laid eggs!" Yin Yu frowned and looked at him in shock, "I didn't know you turned into a goose!"

Afterwards, Yin Yu held the egg again with a sad face: "I never touched you when you were a goose, so where did this egg come from! You can explain it to me today, otherwise...don't touch me, Take your hand away, I won't do it!"

Pei Zhi smiled bitterly: "I don't think about it now, but I can't control my hand."

"Tell me about the egg first!"

Just as Pei Zhi was about to say, his body suddenly leaned towards Yin Yu uncontrollably, and trapped Yin Yu with his legs. Yin Yu was so frightened that he raised the egg high with both hands, for fear that the two of them would accidentally hit the egg.

"The child is still there, can you pay attention to the influence? Knowing that you haven't become a human for a long time, you are hungry for this, but you must always take care of the child first?" Yin Yu reprimanded.

Pei Zhi said: "Your goose eggs are the same as gourds?"

The egg in Yin Yu's hand seemed to have a waist in the middle, more like a gourd than a goose egg.

"When it was in your stomach, it was crushed by the two of us?"

Pei Zhi collapsed: "Who told you that it came out of my stomach?"

Yin Yu picked up a tiny goose feather from it and waved it in front of his eyes: "Is there a second goose in my room?"

"Who cares about him, hurry up!" Pei Zhi felt hot all over, but couldn't control himself, he wanted to pull Yin Yu over to finish the job sooner.

Yin Yu insisted on protecting the egg, but refused to do so.The two made a fuss, and finally Yin Yu put the egg on the table, and the two still rolled together.

Regarding the egg, the system couldn't tell what was going on. Both Pei Zhi and it guessed that it was a gift from the virus.

Pei Zhi didn't take it seriously, he firmly believed that the egg definitely didn't come out of his stomach, because he didn't feel it at all!

But Yin Yu didn't think so.He firmly believed that this was Pei Zhi's child.

In order to give the child the best care, he forced Pei Zhi to lie down on the bed for no less than six hours a day, and he insisted on building a nest on Pei Zhi's stomach for him to cuddle!

Pei Zhi guessed that the egg might be something related to this world, or some kind of golden finger, but it couldn't really be an egg anyway.

Although he also cares about this unknown baby, it is impossible to hatch eggs.

Because of his poor performance, Yin Yu decided to bring up the baby by herself!

No matter in the early court or in ordinary discussions, he personally brought this egg with him.He stuck the egg to his belly and tied it lightly with a cloth so that the egg could not fall down and it could stick to his skin to keep warm.

On this day, Pei Zhi followed Yin Yu to the morning court and found that everyone was still talking about Concubine Yu.Pei Zhi wanted to go to the front to silence them again, but Yin Yu refused, and whispered to him, "You don't know what these people want, so you ran over to confront them without authorization. It may not be a good thing, and you may be used by others."

Seeing that he wasn't in a hurry, Pei Zhi became even more anxious: "If you don't investigate this matter, I'll investigate it, and I will definitely investigate it clearly, and I will give you a clean slate!"

"Very good." Yin Yu gently stroked her stomach, bowed her head and smiled softly. "It's good to find out, and set an example for the children."

Pei Zhi: "..." You thought you had a gourd baby tied to your stomach!