The three thousand in the harem are all me

Pei Zhi worked so hard to save food and clothing in the palace, and sent people abroad to buy a large amount of food, grass and horses. For what purpose? Could it be to enter the palace and become a nobleman?

He wanted to slap Yin Yu to death.

"Your Majesty, you don't even go to see my minister's food and grass. They are all good food and horses! If you look at them, you will definitely be moved!" Pei Zhi explained anxiously, stretching out his hand to break Yin Yu's fingers that were tugging on his clothes.

Seeing how dishonest he was, Yin Yu let him go and pushed him back.He backed a few steps involuntarily, and was supported by the palace guards one from the left and one from the right.

"For your sincerity, I have done this business with you."

Pei Zhi was overjoyed and glared angrily at the palace servants who were grabbing him left and right.Why don't you let it go, you have regretted not seeing His Majesty, are you going to do business with him again?

Yin Yu stared at him with sharp eyes, as if a hunter had finally caught a fat prey.

"But I have conditions."

Pei Zhi hurriedly said: "Of course the price can be renegotiated..."

"The condition is that you give yourself to me. The money that this batch of food and grass deserves will be your dowry to accompany you into the palace."

Pei Zhi was like a thunderclap!Is it still unreasonable?

"Oh, I was wrong."

Pei Zhi breathed a sigh of relief, that's right, robbing sex is already too much, and robbing money is even more unreasonable!

"You are a man, so you can't be a dowry. I've suffered a bit, so let's treat it as a gift." After speaking, Yin Yu sighed heavily, expressing that he really suffered a lot.

Pei was so angry that he wanted to kill someone, but just as he was about to jump up and hit someone, he was taken down by the palace guards who were holding him down.I don't send it to other places, but directly to Xiangchi.

Sending Pei Zhi away, Yin Yu raised his hand and called the palace servant: "Bring me a set of palace clothes."

"Yes, this servant has the guts to ask what His Majesty is going to do?"

Yin Yu said cheerfully, "Go and serve that Hao Guiren."

The palace servants went and brought a set of larger eunuch clothes and changed them for Yin Yu.

Just as they were changing, Lule came in to report.

"Your Majesty, you have sent your ministers to Nanshan Pudu Temple to oversee the construction of the new Buddha statues. The ministers have completed the task and the eleven golden statues have been placed in the main hall." Lu Le carefully looked at Yin Yu's expression, "The abbot used the remaining I made a plaque with the gold material, saying that it can bless His Majesty and protect the imperial palace."

Yin Yu nodded.

Lule asked: "Your Majesty, where is it hung?"

"Hang it in the main hall of Dongnuange, no, it's in the side hall."

Lule said: "The inscription above has the meaning of resting the mind and sleeping peacefully, why not hang it in the Hall of Mental Cultivation?"

Yin Yu glanced down at him, but he didn't dare to say any more, so he kowtowed and went out.

"Put Lule somewhere else." Now that Yin Yu could see everyone's faces, Lule was no longer special.

"Yes."

Yin Yu took a veil and covered her face, imagining how to torment Pei Zhi later, she couldn't help laughing.

The little thin man said: "Your Majesty is so happy that you have recruited a nobleman?"

The people in the palace were also very curious. That Hao Duojin looked to be in his 30s, with a very dark complexion and a goatee. Is this the mouth that is good for His Majesty?

"Yes, when I first met Mr. Hao Gui, my soul was going to be sucked away." Yin Yu looked at the bronze mirror, made sure that there was nothing wrong, and strode towards the Fragrant Pond.

When he arrived at the door, he was not in a hurry to go in. First, he deliberately pinched his throat and said loudly at the door: "Your Majesty asked the servant to wait for Hao Guiren to take a bath. If Hao Guiren doesn't cooperate after a while, all of you will come in together and hold him down. Let's put his clothes on Peel it off, according to the rules of the palace, teach him the rules of serving the bed."

Pei Zhi was eating snacks inside. Hearing this, he quickly wiped his mouth and hid behind the screen.

He has already received a message from the system, knowing that Yin Yu is coming, so he can't let "Hao Duojin" suffer here instead of him.

However, he thought that as long as he hides until Yin Yu comes over, he can escape the embarrassment of the palace people.

After staying in the palace for a long time, he deeply understood a truth - the king of Hades is easy to hide, but the imp is hard to deal with.The palace people's methods of tossing people are the most ruthless.

The door creaked and was pushed open.Pei Zhi squatted on the ground, trying to shrink himself as much as possible, and took his breath lightly.

But he didn't know that there was an oil lamp beside him, casting his figure on the screen.

When Yin Yu came in, he saw his shrinking figure, pursed his lips, and coughed, and saw his shrinking figure shrunk slightly.

He couldn't help laughing, and intentionally made the sound of his footsteps louder, walked to a place not far from the screen, and said loudly: "This servant is following His Majesty's order to teach you to take it off yourself, or this servant will take it off for you."

After a moment of silence, knowing that there was no escape, the person behind the screen threatened him sharply: "I am related to the queen, please don't mess with me."

"The servant is following the order, and the queen's master can't do anything about it. If you don't cooperate, the servant will call someone in. At that time, so many people will hold you down and strip you naked, which is even more ugly!"

Pei Zhi collapsed, he took out a few round golden pegs from his arms, and passed them from under the screen: "Brother, please do me a favor, don't torment me. When your Majesty comes down later, I will tell him not to let him." Blame you."

Yin Yu took it away and put it by the pool. He buttoned the screen: "My lord, please take off your clothes."

"The gold is all collected, brother, please do me a favor."

"I don't make things difficult for you, my servant. You take off the clothes on the other side of the screen, and hand over your clothes so that this servant can take them out on business."

The oil lamp on Yin Yu's side is far away, so Yin Yu's shadow cannot hit the screen.Pei Zhi thought he couldn't see anything through the screen. After thinking about it, he took off his outer robe and hung it on the screen. Seeing the clothes being dragged away, he asked bitterly, "Is it all right?"

"You have to take off your middle clothes too." Yin Yu stared at the figure on the screen and felt his nose was hot, which was different from looking at Pei Zhi's body openly.

Pei Zhi gritted his teeth and took off his shirt.Yin Yu took it, opened the window, and threw the clothes out.

Pei Zhiguang hid behind the screen, although he thought that the palace people couldn't see him, he was still a little embarrassed, and stayed there restlessly with his arms folded.

Seeing the shadow on the screen, Yin Yu deliberately bullied him again: "My lord, this servant closes your eyes, come out and soak in the pool."

Pei Zhi told him to stand facing the wall. Seeing that he really came to the wall, he rushed out and plunged into the water.

He turned over in the water and popped his head out, only to find that the palace servant didn't obediently stand at the foot of the wall, and he was the only one left in the room.

That person went out?Just in time, Pei Zhi swam to the water's edge, took a peach cake with great heart, and ate it lazily.

Why hasn't the emperor come yet?It's almost time for Dong Nuan Pavilion to walk over.

Suddenly someone hugged him from behind, he exclaimed, subconsciously wanted to turn around, but he couldn't move.

"The slave is ordered to give the master a massage. Don't be afraid, the master."

Hearing this shrill voice, it was still the palace man just now!Pei Zhi thought it was a fraud, no court official was so unruly, he agreed, and lay down by the pool to relax: "Okay, press it."

The man let go of him, starting from his shoulders and massaging him all the way down. When he lowered his head and pressed his waist, he turned around suddenly, slammed his elbow on the man's back, and knocked the palace man into the water.

The palace man lost his strength and threw his whole body into the water.Pei Zhi saw the timing and hurried to the door.

Unexpectedly, the man reacted very quickly, and before he could swim a few times, he grabbed his leg and was so strong that he pulled him back, and tied his hands and feet with a thin rope. He also covered his eyes with a cloth towel.

His legs were tightly hidden together, and he was a little unstable in the water. In order not to be drowned, he could only lean on the man as much as possible.

Just now he shouted for help, but no one answered outside, it can be seen that the man really tormented him according to the holy order.

"What's your name?" Pei Zhi tried to get close to him.

"The slave is called Xiaoyou."

"Hello, Xiaoyou, I'm really a relative of the queen. You can't treat me like this. Your Majesty has to give the queen face. Even if you follow the order, don't go too far. If there is anything, we can discuss it. ?”

Yin Yu snickered, and touched his waist lightly. Pei Zhi couldn't bear the itching, so he couldn't stop laughing immediately. His center of gravity tilted, and he fell into the water, but was picked up immediately. He choked on the water and lay on the ground Xiaoyou coughed non-stop.

"There are rules in the palace for male and female concubines, especially for the first time, you need to soak in the Fragrant Pond, and when it's relaxed, put a tool in it first, so that it won't be so astringent when His Majesty uses it. "

Pei Zhi: "..."

"The few golden pegs that you rewarded the servant just now are very good, and the servant will stuff them in for you." As he spoke, he pressed his hands in circles behind Pei Zhi's buttocks, and kept reminding him to relax.

Pei Zhi was about to go crazy, so he hurriedly said: "Don't panic, big brother, let me tell the truth, in fact, I have a little relationship with His Majesty."

"Oh, what's the matter?"

When Pei Zhi speaks in a hurry, he can't think clearly, but he has a very good quality, that is, no matter how unimaginable something is, as long as he says it, no matter how difficult it is, he will try his best to complete it.

"Don't even think about it, why did His Majesty immediately make me a concubine the moment he saw me!"

"Why?" Yin Yu asked cooperatively, he wanted to see how far Pei Zhi could sing.

"Because His Majesty regards me as an acquaintance!"

Yin Yu lowered his head to pick out the golden scorpion, and asked casually, "What acquaintance?"

"Actually, I am his father."

Yin Yu lost his grip on the golden scorpion in his hand and fell to the bottom of the water.He narrowed his eyes and asked, "What did you say?"

Pei Zhi bit the bullet and continued: "It's not a biological father, it's an adoptive father. I took care of him when he was young. It's the so-called caring for him for a day and being a father for life, so you can't treat His Majesty's father like this."

"According to what you said, everyone is a father everywhere." Yin Yu kept his hands on his hands, holding a golden scorpion behind him to interrogate.

Pei Zhi was scared out of his wits.Coincidentally, the system suddenly reported that a reader had smashed a lot of thunder, and even smashed two in one breath.

"I want to fake my death, don't drown me if I die." Hao Duojin no longer wants this vest!

"The privilege is on."

Seeing that Pei Zhi was terrified, Yin Yu thought that the lesson was enough, so she pulled off her mask and prepared to have a showdown with Pei Zhi.

He just pulled off the mask, and the person who was tied up in front of him suddenly floated up, and the whole person floated on the water. When he touched it, a big living person unexpectedly lost his breath.

Sure enough, she is a goblin, and she still knows some spells.

He glanced around, thinking that Pei Zhi's shelled soul must still be around, so he deliberately said: "It's unlucky to die, come and drag this corpse out for me, and hang it naked on the city wall like this. "

Finding out that the person teasing him was actually Yin Yu, Pei Zhi's uneasiness had just turned into surprise when he heard Yin Yu's verbal instructions, and he was so frightened that his soul would sink to the bottom of the water.

This is his Pei Zhi's body, how can...

"There is still a landmine, please come back to life." Pei Zhi said with a smile on his face.

"The privilege has been successfully activated." 000 said.

Yin Yu stared intently at the people on the water, and sure enough, Hao Duojin suddenly gasped and opened his eyes again.

Pei Zhi's body began to sink, Yin Yu grabbed him, carried him to the edge of the pool, and untied the ropes on his hands and feet.

"Your Majesty." Pei Zhi pursed his lips and smiled. In fact, after so long, it's time for the two of them to develop further.

Putting his hand on Yin Yu's shoulder, he leaned down and slowly approached, ready to kiss Yin Yu.

When he was about to kiss him, Yin Yu tapped his upper and lower lips and called out, "Father."

Pei Zhi couldn't hold back, and spit on Yin Yu's face with a puff.

Yin Yu wiped his face, and said expressionlessly: "Hao Guiren is locked up in Tingyu Pavilion, and reflect on how to be a father."

Hall of Mental Cultivation.

Ruiju came in hurriedly: "Master, you haven't woken up yet?"

"Master has been busy managing the sixth house recently, so he's already tired, and he's not in good health, so it's okay to sleep a little longer." Feibao looked like an old god.

Ruiju said anxiously: "Don't be in a hurry, Your Majesty has recruited another nobleman into the palace. This is the first concubine His Majesty has recruited since our master entered the palace. If he is favored, what will our master do?"

Feibao was not in a hurry: "You don't know what that nobleman looks like, he is over 30 years old, black and ugly, I see that His Majesty won't like him, and he is probably angry with our master, so take that nobleman as master. "

"It makes sense, is it really that ugly?"

"A random dog in the palace is prettier than him."

Pei Zhi opened the door and glared at Feibao: "You're the only one who talks a lot. If you're black, you don't necessarily have to be ugly." He just put some black powder on his face!

Holding a piece of rose cake in his hand, he sat on the imperial concubine chair in the courtyard, basking in the sun and eating cakes, while ordering Feibao: "This person may be my biggest threat, we have to make a fuss and let His Majesty know I know I've tasted it."

Ruiju persuaded: "That person has already become a nobleman, even if we continue to make trouble, His Majesty will not be able to take back his order, so why bother His Majesty?"

"Your Majesty did this to please our master. If our master doesn't eat it, wouldn't it spoil your majesty's interest?" Feibao said with a smile. Everyone in the imperial city knows that you are unhappy."

"It makes sense." Pei Zhi thought for a while, changed into lighter clothes, and brought Feibao to Dongnuange.

The palace servants in front of the imperial court saw him coming from a distance, so they rushed over to greet him, and said with an apologetic smile: "Unfortunately, His Majesty just gave an order to deal with important political affairs, and no one is allowed to enter and disturb him."

Pei Zhi was not reconciled: "Then I'll wait in the side hall."

The little thin man came over and said with a smile: "The side hall is being tidied up now. It's very messy. How can I let the master go there. Why don't you go back first, and the servant will tell your majesty that you have been here after your majesty is done. Your majesty I love you so much, I will definitely go back to the Hall of Mental Cultivation as soon as I have free time." His Majesty specifically explained that the Queen was not allowed to go to the side hall.

"Okay." Pei Zhi frowned and turned around.The little thin man thought he was going to leave, and just breathed a sigh of relief, but Pei Zhi suddenly turned around and shouted, "Your Majesty, if you don't see me, I will stand here forever and never leave."

"Your Majesty, why bother?" the little skinny man hurriedly persuaded, "You are weak, and it hurts you to stand."

Pei Zhi nodded: "You're right."

The little skinny man breathed a sigh of relief again: "Yes, then you should hurry back..."

Before he could finish speaking, Pei Zhi clapped his hands, and someone brought chairs and a square table.Pei Zhi nestled comfortably on the chair, picked up the pastry on the table, and ate it slowly.

The system jumped out and said: "Some readers have formed a group to clear the negative. It has exceeded [-] points, and the villain has been activated. The reason is that the poor boss Yin Yu is not young, and there are so many concubines in the harem, but he has not managed to sleep with one. They say you are too vicious .”

Pei Zhi felt wronged: "I'm vicious, I don't know how hard I work! How many times have Yin Yu been given the opportunity to sleep with me, he doesn't cherish it, he would rather sleep with the quilt than me, can you blame me?"

"Then what are you doing here now? You should act as if you don't know, and let the emperor go to sleep with Hao Duojin."

"If you think about it with your toes, you can tell that it is impossible for Yin Yu to have a crush on Hao Duojin. He wants to please me. The bigger the trouble I am here now, the more unhappy I am, the happier this guy will be. Just wait and see."

Pei Zhi hastily rushed over to give Yin Yu happiness points!

A few drops of rain suddenly fell from the sky, and Feibao was in a hurry to borrow an umbrella.Pei Zhiman didn't care: "Such sporadic rain, it looks like it's going to disappear, so there's no need to prepare."

As soon as the words fell, the rain suddenly turned faster and poured water on Pei Zhi's body.The palace people hurriedly welcomed Pei Zhi to the side hall, originally the little skinny man was thinking of His Majesty's order and forbade the queen to go to the side hall.But the scene was too chaotic, he shouted a few times to no avail, the queen had already been welcomed in.

When entering the gate of the side hall, Pei Zhi looked up and saw that it was a new plaque.The one serving the tea in this room is Hebao, and when he saw the Queen coming in, he hurriedly greeted her with a smile.

"When was the plaque changed?" Pei Zhi asked casually.

A smile almost broke out on He Bao's face: "The one just changed is inscribed by the abbot of Pudu Temple himself, filled with the gold powder used to mold Buddha statues. Look at it, how grand is it?"

"Stylish." Pei Zhi had no interest in plaques.He closed his eyes and meditated in the room, and 000 came out to talk to him: "The system is unstable, and it may need to be pumped."

The Jinjiang system has a small vaping every two days and a big vaping every three days. Pei Zhi has long been used to it, so he didn't take it to heart.After a while, 000 suddenly said again: "There is magnetic field interference in the house, the system operation is blocked, temporarily shut down, the host, please try to survive until the day when the system automatically turns on."

Pei Zhi was surprised: "You closed it, what should I do?" Without the system reporting, how could he know which concubine Yin Yu was going to find.

But the system didn't answer him again.

"If I go back, one billion will be divided into Jinjiang's five hundred million, so let him repair the system."

"Master, Your Majesty welcomes you." The little skinny man came over to send a message.

Pei Zhi entered the main hall and was looked up and down by Yin Yu.Seeing that Pei Zhi was fine, Yin Yu was relieved.Pei Zhi was no ordinary goblin who could carry a plaque made of gold powder.

"There are a lot of things piled up in the side hall. It's a mess. The queen should not go to the side hall in the future."

Pei Zhi nodded obediently, and then remembered his purpose of coming here, his face turned angry: "I came to congratulate Your Majesty, and congratulate Your Majesty on getting another favorite concubine."

Yin Yu: "..." Started to do it again.

He decided to have a showdown with Pei Zhi. "Tell me, what the hell are you?" He actually already had an answer in his heart, an answer he didn't really want, but he would accept if it was true——Pei Zhi is a pig spirit, and he might be from the sky Pig fairy.

"I'm the queen!" Pei Zhi didn't understand Yin Yu's meaning, "I'm the one you once said you love. How could you turn around and sleep with this or that? You still regard me as your wife Husband? My heart hurts so much!"

He thought that the system was temporarily shut down, and before the system was turned on, he had to firmly arrange Yin Yu next to the queen, so that there would be no situation where the emperor went to find a concubine and he didn't know.

Thinking of this, he hugged Yin Yu's arm tightly: "I don't care anyway, you can't go to someone else. Do you want to accompany me tonight?"

"Accompany you?" Yin Yu looked at him with a smile.

He nodded and drew circles on Yin Yu's chest with his fingers: "I'm not tired tonight, and I don't feel sleepy at all. Your Majesty can do something with me to help you sleep."

"It doesn't need to be so troublesome, I will have someone prepare an incense for you."

Pei Zhi: "..." He crossed his arms and sneered, "Your Majesty is pretending to be stupid with me, right? You are in love with someone else, so you don't care about hurting me, right? Your Majesty did this, but you still remember that you once Did you ever say you wanted to love someone?"

Remember, and do not violate.Yin Yu smiled and shook her head, ignoring him.

Pei Zhi made a few threats, but it was useless, and he lowered his posture to try to coax him, but still nothing. Finally, when the rain stopped, he was kicked out.

Before being dragged away, he firmly grasped the door frame and asked Yin Yu, "It's okay if your Majesty doesn't come to my place, but you have to tell me who you're going to sleep with later?"

"Why do you ask this?" Yin Yu asked him deliberately.

Pei Zhi wanted to fight again: "I want to know who stole my man."

Yin Yu took a sip of tea, too much drama!

"I'm dealing with state affairs, so I won't go out."

Pei Zhi heaved a sigh of relief, said earlier, he would never be so shameless to make a scene like this.

He returned to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, thought about it, and was worried after all.Yin Yu had regretted doing things several times, saying that she was going to deal with political affairs, but turned around and asked the beauty Zhaoyi to choose a servant, and went for a walk and a meal on horseback.

He sent his palace servants to Dongnuan Pavilion to pretend to be passing by, and to inquire about the news. He heard that Yin Yu had gone to Tingyu Pavilion half a quarter of an hour ago, and he was so scared that he put on his boots and ran away.

Yin Yu must not give "Hao Duojin" to Lin Xing, that guy is not him now.Once Yin Yu fell asleep, in his heart, it was tantamount to cheating, and it was both mental and physical!

He ran to Tingyu Pavilion. Fortunately, although the system was shut down, it still had some functions.The palace guards in the courtyard were all fixed, so he hurriedly peeked at the crack of the door, and saw Yin Yu wondering at "Hao Duojin".

"You move around, you just lie down and wait for my luck, and you won't even cry?" Yin Yu said as she got out of bed, "I'm going to wipe my hands." After finishing speaking, she went behind the screen to wash her hands.

Pei Zhi ran to the bed like crazy, he couldn't become one with "Hao Duojin", so he hurriedly stuffed the quilt under the bed.

He himself lay on the bed, thought for a while, and quickly unbuttoned his clothes before Yin Yu came back.

Readers, take a look, isn't he working hard enough?Please sprinkle flowers!